* Posts by Nick Kew

2841 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2007

What do we want? Decentralised, non-siloed social media with open standards! When do we want it? Soon!

Nick Kew

Fighting against history.

Once upon a time, I heard that message from Eben Moglen. I said back then, it's a nice idea, but history is against it.

Yes, I lament the loss of the commons, to the extent that I've always refused to sign up with facebook (or twitter). I would support what Sanger is calling for, and have said so myself before now. But I don't see a way to fight history and get there. If Sanger thinks this'll work then good for him, but I'm sceptical. And since I'm not on Facebook et al in the first place, I can't even participate.

On the other hand, my suggestion to Moglen in 2011 was that he needed to focus on mindshare, communicators, the mainstream media. Perhaps that's exactly what Sanger is doing?

Trouble in paradise: Just a day after G20 love-in, Japan throttles chip part exports to South Korea

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Re: Action Needed

You need to look much nearer home.

Really Bad Things that happened before 1945 are history. But one major legacy is still with us: certain countries claiming Good Guy or Victim status from that moment in history to defend a constant stream of Really Bad Things being perpetrated in our own times.

Lest We Remember.

Shall we strip price caps from .org, mulls ICANN. Hm, people seem really upset... OK, let's do it

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Monopoly

In Blighty we may apply monopolies scrutiny to a successful business based on a market share of no more than twentysomething percent. They recently blocked the Sainsbury-Asda merger that would've given them just over 30% market share in food shopping, and that's not the smallest case.

Cases like Microsoft and Google look more like monopolies, but even those always had competitors.

ICANN is the real deal. Not merely a company that made a big success in a free and open market, but a monopoly created by the absence of any possibility of a competitive market. Where are the regulators?

Facebook staff sarin for a bad day: Suspected chemical weapon parcel sent to Silicon Valley HQ

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But a chemical weapons attack would be something very new for Silicon Valley.

It would indeed, and now the idea is out there.

What if this turns out to be a false alarm, but inspires followups that are real?

DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

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Boffin

Motivation

I really can't see the motivation to use such software. I realise such motivations exist, but is it really anything sexual? I don't need to undress an attractive lady to find her attractive, and I have no possible motivation to do so unless it's my lucky day and she's with me in the flesh, so to speak.

But to write such software is an entirely different kettle of fish. Visualisation is an interesting problem no matter what the subject. I've written scientific visualisation software[1], and it was certainly one of the more inherently worthwhile things I've worked on. As soon as news broke of an app being withdrawn, the intellectual challenge was there, and someone was bound to take it up!

In my first term as a student, one of my courses was Group Theory. I picked up and solved a 'magic cube' that was a practical exercise in the subject - entertaining but in reality peripheral to the course. A year or so later those cubes had hit the shops under the brand name Rubik's Cube. Seems to me much the same kind of intellectual exercise as re-creating this software.

[1] The context being satellite images. The visualisation software helped pick out many things, from seismic activity to pollution incidents to the phase of the tide.

Frustrated Brits can dump mobile providers by text as of today

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Re: Criminals, number spoofing

Kids tend to be very good at figuring that kind of thing out.

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Re: Criminals, number spoofing

Never mind criminals, what about pranksters? Kids? When one ten-year-old boasts of having done it to his parents, how long before the whole class have figured it out?

Former UK PM Tony Blair urges governments to sort out online ID

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Re: "trying to come up with new forms of ID card"

To be honest, it's been done. Your own PGP key. Asserts your identity, but needs your own passphrase to unlock it. The Web of Trust offers a ready-made decentralised model to make your own decisions who you trust.

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Re: Tony Blair inspires me

What exactly is 'a decentralised ID system'?

PGP.

Next question?

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Re: German ID cards

I recollect an incident in Italy, back in (I think) 1994. After a long, hot drive, I had checked in to a hotel on the shores of Lago Maggiore. It being a hot evening, I went down to the lake, and out for a long swim. When I got back, the police were looking for me: apparently I'd been reported as a suspected suicide! They asked for my identity document, and explained that my failure to carry it was technically illegal.

Fortunately they were sufficiently non-jobsworth to accept the sense of not carrying my passport while out for a swim!

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Re: "trying to come up with new forms of ID card"

So many things in normal life demand such identity. Try signing up with a quack, or obtaining any financial product from a bank account to a pension, without one.

Cryptographic identity could[1] be an improvement. The power to assert your own identity, but not without at least enough consent to enter a PIN or password.

[1] Depending on implementation. My implementation would empower the owner of the identity and noone else.

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Re: Yeuch...

Your hatred of Thatcher shows through the silly mischaracterisation of the man who started the process of squandering her legacy.

A Register reader turns the computer room into a socialist paradise

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Re: I spit on your socialist paradise...

Some time passes and I find a hardware manual ...

Ah, the power of TFM!

Now of course anyone who can google has it.

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I dreamed of the lovely keypunch ladies as I sat waiting for the next flurry of line noise to appear on the teletype.

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The teletype of course accessing an antiquated mainframe down a phone line dominated by line noise. Just the one parity bit is wholly inadequate.

Iran's blame-it-on-Bitcoin 'leccy shortage probably isn't a US hack cover story... yet

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Re: Iran is quite sunny

Would the sanctions list matter there? Surely there are - or could be - solar panels free of US technology? A Chinese supplier would be an obvious choice - even if sanctions deny them the use of the regular international banking system for payment and raise hassle and cost.

But of course, they're a sitting-duck target for a country that faces exceptional levels of threat from hostile powers.

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Re: Iran is quite sunny

Also a large population. I have no data to back this, but I expect solar provides a growing but modest part of their energy.

As for cheaper, that depends on externalities, including US sanctions nonsense that's sure to be hampering the growth of that solar energy.

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You organise your life around usage patterns that work. Just as with "Economy 7" you schedule certain things - like running the dishwasher - for overnight. I lived with that tariff for something over two years, and it's no great hardship. I think it was entirely practical (though possibly also historic): if you have a more limited grid than perhaps the typical commentard is accustomed to, then having a decent chunk of your users capped like that helps with managing demand peaks.

If it doesn't work for you, just use the next tariff up.

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I've encountered a variant on that: cheap tariffs with capped usage. From memory, the cheapest tariff would not allow you to draw more than 3KW, which works fine if you don't do anything intensive (like an electric cooker or shower) and schedule middling-load things to avoid running all at once.

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

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Re: "maybe the bleeding stops after a minute or two"

There are modern alternatives to warfarin, that might be worth discussing with her quack (apixaban is the one I can name without having to google it). I'm no expert, but from some reading of the subject it has advantages compared to warfarin.

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Re: "maybe the bleeding stops after a minute or two"

Twentysomething minutes? If you're talking anticoagulents, you're severely underselling them!

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Things that breed ... things that heal

Against the transience of ephemera, we should set their propensity to breed. Your first paragraph put me in mind of a comedian I once heard[1] on the subject of how the wire coat hangers in his wardrobe multiply.

Meanwhile, we have non-human beings older than any of us, and their elite have the ability to repair symbiotically when damaged: think Notre Dame. In terms of your electronics, think of it as transferring your data to a new disc. What we can't know yet of course is what electronic life forms may survive the test of time and outlive human timespans, maybe in the Clacks.

[1] I think it was Dave Allen, but I can't be sure.

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Always dispose of sensitive material securely.

The fires of Mount Doom.

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Re: Wonderful, have one of these...

Humans were there first. For example, the Flying Dutchman lived on with his dead crew long enough to become legend. That was Satan's curse, of course.

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

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Hammers? You've been reading Dabbsy.

El Reg should introduce him and Simon. Then he'd really have something to bemoan.

Good news: NASA and Homeland Security just passed their government IT exams – and we really mean *just*

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I don't imagine a bunch of scientists at NASA give a toss about this kind of tickbox-exercise.

Not that this is about them: it's their management structures. Do those change every six months or so in response to the latest fad? If yes, there's your problem. If no, who are you going to convince to respond to a report like this?

While we were raging about Putin's meddling and Kremlin hackers, Five Eyes were pwning Yandex, Russia's Google

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Big Brother

Re: The Grand Game

It's not hypocritical, it's just part of the business.

That's not either/or. It's totally hypocritical (which is what motivates me to criticise them). But it's also just part of the business.

It's plausible that the Five Eyes hack less, compared to many other countries, but that's it.

Your "plausible" is quite a stretch there. Stuxnet alone was in a class of its own!

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Nuances like that could arise from the translation. After all, we have a long tradition of translations completely changing the meaning of a story: for instance, many of the core Bible narratives.

In this instance, of course we can't know. The timing looks suspiciously like hitting back at recent stories, though as far as I recollect the current crop haven't been directed at Russia but instead cast China and Iran as their villains. Maybe they suspect a new Russian-spying story could be next?

False IDOL claims reach High Court: Lynch mob launched 'new' SPE Autonomy product to fake sales, says HPE

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Re: Typical court case

Unfortunately the great mass of evidence being presented is only tangentially relevant to the very simple core question of whether HP made a mistake or Mike Lynch fraudulently misled them.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

We know that HP management did some very bizarre things (to put it politely). We (commentards) said so at the time. But that's not the core question on which this court has to decide.

2001: Linux is cancer, says Microsoft. 2019: Hey friends, ah, can we join the official linux-distros mailing list, plz?

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Linux

Sasha Levin, who describes himself as a "Linux kernel hacker" at the beast of Redmond, made the application for his employer to join the list,

If Levin is a bona-fide Linux kernel dev whose track record looks relevant (and that would be for the existing Linux kernel dev community to judge), then it makes sense to offer access to private lists.

But that's talking about a person, not a corporation. How is there any question of a corporate entity joining a mailing list? It's people who need to receive security reports and work through fixes, sometimes in private! Maybe if there's a second private list, not to fix issues but to pre-announce fixes once they've been made, corporate membership might be appropriate there?

Microsoft, like any other bigco, can access karma on an open source project by hiring devs who have that karma. Levin's karma should be based on his contributions and track record of constructive engagement, regardless of who employs him! If that's not how it works at Linux then I guess we have an issue of process.

Drone fliers are either 'clueless, careless or criminal' says air traffic gros fromage

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Registration £16.50

For a £3 toy?

A quick google revealed prices starting at about £3 (one at £2.95 and one at £3.14 among five ads at the top of the results page).

You know whose kit for 5G is Huawei better? Go on, have a guess, says UK mobile player Three

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Once again we hear from the people who know what they're talking about.

Industry to government: please just let us do our job!

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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Re: Another fence the Labor party can sit on and procastinate about

Beckett is another nasty piece of work with an axe to grind (preferably right in to Corbyn's skull).

Parliament has more than its fair share of them, on both sides.

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Re: 5G cannot penetrate trees and that, as a result...?

You may have a point. Is that why Granny Weatherwax's broomstick never responded to the dwarves' attempts to fix it?

Your server remote login isn't root:password, right? Cool. You can keep your data. Oh sh... your IoT gear, though?

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Commodity malware is an attractive option for nation-state threat actors ...

That's kind-of the opposite to your report this morning (or was it yesterday) about China spying on lots of companies. And indeed the one a day or two earlier where a US security firm said "looks like [chinese group] but could also be false flag" about spyware lurking in telcos.

I guess the line is whatever fits the story. And to be fair, there's no inherent reason they should be consistent.

Mike Lynch in court: I was not aware of every single thing Autonomy did around the world (so don't blame me)

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Five Weeks?

Strewth! Shades of Kenge and Vholes live on.

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Re: Why another case in the USA ?

There are reasons to be cynical about the US process. But lack of action from the UK out-to-lunch office isn't one of them.

Eggheads have found a positive link between the number of racist tweets and the number of racist hate crimes in US cities

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Local conditions

If there are no racial tensions, then maybe language that would be problematic elsewhere is no problem there. Hence tweets deemed 'racist' by others' standards but having no malign intent, nor even a clue that it might be interpreted as anything bad.

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Simpler than that

Correlation might be considered inevitable. If a place has serious racial tensions - for whatever reason - that will generate both more racist tweets and more racist crimes than a place where everyone lives in perfect harmony.

Doesn't mean it's the same people. Just the same underlying tensions.

Brexit: Digital border possible for Irish backstop woes, UK MPs told

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Re: Wishful thinking does not make good policy

Smuggling to avoid tax is bad, but tolerable.

Smuggling to avoid food safety standards is a whole order of magnitude different.

(Or in principle other safety standards; food is just the one brexit is all about).

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And if if there's no border, because the UK is still in the EU, what's different?

So long as we're in the EU, food in Northern Ireland meets EU food safety (and production) standards. So no great problem if some of it gets smuggled. What Ireland and the rest of the EU and friends don't want is a smuggling operation limited only by the capacity of transport links from Belfast to Dublin once Blighty has chained itself to US standards - as we must do if we're to get that fantastic trade deal (which is not a Trump-ism; it was The Big Red Line for Obama and Bush, too).

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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Flame

Not me guv

I've never signed up for amazon prime. Something about the way they push it just doesn't smell right.

And amazon is one of very few supposedly-reputable companies to spam me - email addresses I've had to delete having created them to buy from someone. Not to mention a company that fails to deliver, and whose poor service can double a price.

-- your regular local curmudgeon.

FCC adviser and fiber telco CEO thrown in the clink for five years after conning investors out of $270m with fake deals

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Re: Someone who broke into an ATM machine

Um, aren't you missing the distinction between coercion and persuasion? Would you impose the same penalty for gentle seduction as for violent rape?

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Isn't that 5 years the same ballpark as Autonomy's Hussain?

Autonomy is interesting 'cos it's a soap opera. This case is rather interesting in its own right: seems it wasn't about regular greed, but over-enthusiasm for a real project. Somewhere on a scale between Campaigner and Terrorist, but not your average fraudster.

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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Coat

Re: I hate to be a spoilsport but…

The word more is simply overloaded with manyer meanings than its opposites.

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Headmaster

Re: I hate to be a spoilsport but…

To be honest, it's not really high on my list of pet peeves, either. It's not the level of illiteracy that inclines me to dismiss a poster as hard-of-thinking.

I just couldn't resist applying the Tesco slogan to a post about saving a digit. Having done so, how could I not then also bemoan the saving of a single letter in a grammatical error which might, in the humorous context, have been entirely intentional? Elsewhere in this thread, I pose a question to which I know the answer perfectly well, only to see it explained to me (I expect it would be called "mansplaining" if the posters katrinab and myself had been reversed).

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Coat

Fishing for jokes

I fear there's no meat on your cheesy jokes. If I egg you on, will you milk it for all it's worth?

(mine's the fake leather-and-fur one)

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Facepalm

While you're there ...

Remind us when Oktoberfest happens?

And why do we have seventh, eighth, ninth and tenth months preceded by eight unnumbered months in our calendar? No wonder I missed my appointment with Life!

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Headmaster

Re: I hate to be a spoilsport but…

Every little helps.[1]

But please, not at the expense of our language. It's fewer digits.

[1] Tesco's advertising catchphrase - for the benefit of international commentards.

Stop us if you've heard this one: US government staff wildly oblivious to basic computer, info security safeguards

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Pint

The spirit of ...

the Senate's Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations

It's the Department of Administrative Affairs!

Now we know why the minister in charge there was Jim Hacker!