* Posts by Nick Kew

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Click here to see the New Zealand livestream mass-murder vid! This is the internet Facebook, YouTube, Twitter built!

Nick Kew

Re: Errr, censorship?

One with far fewer viewers and virtually no impact, hopefully, yes.

The premise was that Facebook imposes a delay. If they do that, they rapidly lose a lot of their perfectly normal and legitimate traffic (and of course eyes) to someone who doesn't.

How many Reg columnists does it take to turn off a lightbulb?

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Re: Fiat Lux

Heh. Leibowitz is quite a highbrow reference: I hadn't thought of it. Mine was merely genesis: dixitque deus fiat lux et facta est lux.

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Happy

Fiat Lux

I actually like the wide choice of lighting in a typical hotel room.

The kind of hotels I occasionally use aren't expensive enough to make it impossible to figure out. Though I did once have to turn the telly off at the wall on walking into a hotel room.

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Is Travelodge pretentious enough to inflict cleverer-than-thou technology on its guests? I don't seem to encounter it in the kind of places my budget occasionally stretches to, like Premier Inns.

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Re: Long way around the barn!

No idea who would pay 1000s a night. At least in any currency I've used since the £ (IT) became the €.

But I'd add a modicum of peace&quiet to your wishlist. And a window that opens, so I'm not at the mercy of some probably-dysfunctional air-torture system.

All good, leave it with you...? Chap is roped into tech support role for clueless customer

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Mushroom

Re: "While you're here, could you just..."

This jolly well ought to build up to a return of the BOFH.

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FAIL

Re: Have you ever ended up being roped into doing more tech support than you’d bargained for?

A very modern dog ate my homework.

'Naut trio successfully dock at ISS after Soyuz rocket goes all the way

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I'd feel more, not less confident after the previous one blew up. It demonstrated that there really was a working safety system for the occupants - which is kind-of impressive.

Public spending watchdog snipes at UK.gov's £1.3bn infosec plan – but broadly nods it through

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Wannawhat?

Helped clean up after Wannacry.

Should they perhaps send in an elite squad of Royal Marines to bring Hutchins back to Blighty? Help be ready for next time.

Bombs Huawei... Smartphone exploded in my daughter's pocket, seriously burning her, claims dad in lawsuit

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$25k?

Extreme, permanent injuries, loss of mobility? Surely they'd be seeking several orders of magnitude more than $25k. Dammit, would a US trial lawyer get out of bed for a mere $25k?

Did you mean to say at least $25m? Or that the plaintiff's case looked like a tall story from the start?

Don't be too shocked, but it looks as though these politicians have actually got their act together on IoT security

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Holmes

The joys of box-ticking

Give us a security standard, and you can be sure that becomes a box-ticking exercise for lowly practitioners. How often will the box-ticking come to dominate their jobs, at the expense of things like common sense?

F5 Networks buys into open source, hands over $670m for Nginx! Double Nginx! Infinity Nginx!

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Politics?

Do we have any insight into whether nginx was feeling the heat of anti-Russian sentiment in the West, and particularly the US? That could make this acquisition a little more interesting than the usual biggerco-buys-smallerco story.

UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming

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How to convince the US authorities ...

Find evidence of the use of Huawei kit at Boeing. Or maybe Kaspersky software.

Unless perhaps they can opportunistically use this to launch an attack on the next (non-US) target?

UK peers suggest one big 'Digital Authority' to watch the tech watchers, tighten up regulation

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Unintended Consequences?

No, I don't have a crystal ball, either.

But one driver for tech innovation is the prospect of being bought out by one of the Usual Suspects. Regulation that takes away or reduces that driver would seem to risk dampening that innovation.

Liz Warren: I'll smash up Amazon, Google, and Facebook – if you elect me to the White House

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Re: Not Trump again, please

Of course it makes sense. It's all about the electability of the non-Trump candidate.

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Re: Not Trump again, please

That's precisely the big risk the Democrats run. Put up an unelectable candidate, and let Trump back in as a lesser of evils.

I don't know enough about Warren to say if she might be that candidate. But it sounded like a bad omen when Bloomberg said he wouldn't stand because he thought he was too moderate/centrist to secure the Democratic nomination in the current climate. If that's even remotely true, it suggests a real risk of their putting forward, if not a Corbyn then his US counterpart.

No guns or lockpicks needed to nick modern cars if they're fitted with hackable 'smart' alarms

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Facepalm

... an unauthenticated corner of the service's API ...

Um, does that mean what it appears to?

API, as in a published interface?

Unauthenticated, as in free of encumbrances like a client cert or a password to access it?

Hmmm.

Dear Britain's mast-fearing Nimbys: Do you want your phone to work or not?

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No wind turbines in my line of sight anywhere in my regular stomping grounds. Unless you count the toy one mounted on a remote house in a Dartmoor valley, or the pair of toy ones just by the national maritime museum in Plymouth.

On the other hand, the TV mast at Princetown blights views for many miles around. Mostly at night, when its lights are much more conspicuous than by day.

What is sadly impossible to get away from is urban sprawl. Can't escape that even at the heart of the moors.

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The target zones of military artillery ranges, to name a silly example.

The military aren't out there all the time. When they're not playing, and the red flags aren't flying, those training areas are good for walking, and sometimes more.

There are also plenty of upland areas where people only ever traverse a few fairly narrow paths, there being next to no reason to go tramping about on trackless upland moorland.

I guess you've never been a lover of the Great Outdoors? Some of us go out there precisely to get away from the beaten track, though sadly that's not really possible in Blighty.

But I have no expectation of a phone signal when up on the moors. If I do get one, it's a bonus.

Sure, we've got a problem but we don't really want to spend any money on the tech guy you're sending to fix it

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Pint

Re: Deja Vu

That's a situation I've found myself in quite a few times.

Then I wake up.

Thanks for the anecdote!

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Protect and survive

Did it suggest you keep a cask of amontillado in your designated fallout shelter?

(I was around in 1980, but never saw that particular nonsense. Maybe I had something better to do?)

We sent a Reg vulture to RSA to learn about the future of AI and security. And it's no use. It's bots all the way down

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Re: A nice little fantasy, but...

Why employ humans? Dogs are cheaper, and much less likely to double-cross you.

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Very cold war

Your article pic put me in mind of Peake's Titus Alone, published in 1959. The era of the Cold War thriller, and spies from Le Carré to Bond.

That's not so far-fetched. I was born not so very much later than that, and grew up with all that literature[1]. Consequently I never thought I could rely on privacy: a hidden microphone or camera could be anywhere.

But I guess a bit of paranoia must be normal. To other generations, it might have been God or other such supernatural beings watching them.

[1] OK, I never read Fleming, and I didn't come to Le Carré until later. But moving from Biggles to the likes of Alistair MacLean and Desmond Bagley was plenty of action thriller to give a young lad the idea that someone could be watching. And then there was Orwell making it explicit and being taught at school ...

You've been dying to know. Here's the answer: The Milky Way tips the cosmic scales at '1.5tr' times mass of the Sun

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Joke

No wonder chocolates make you fat!

I'll get me coat. It's the one with the buttons flown off.

While this CEO may be stiff, his customers are rather stuffed: Quadriga wallets finally cracked open – nothing inside

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Pint

Anyone here fancy themselves as novelist or film maker?

Here's your subject!

No charge for the suggestion, but you can buy me a pint when you launch!

Vodafone: Daft Huawei comms gear ban will cripple UK – and cost punters loads

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Re: Vodafone

In the absence of a monopoly, they must have a fair few customers who disagree with you.

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Vodafone isn't Government.

Most of our major companies push back against government idiocy when necessary. Vodafone is one of those.

Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently

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Re: Colour me suspicious

Well, I was going to wonder who in Lostwithiel might be getting bothered by the competition.

... and then muse about all publicity is good publicity as an alternative explanation.

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Keep up at the back!

I take it you mean the first civil war? Evidently things have changed in the current one.

Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster

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Re: Wow

Mine's just under 40 years. Stopped shaving in my late 'teens.

I don't see why people want to shave them off. It ain't natural. A shaven male face is a poor substitute for a woman's face. But if others take a different view, that's their business, not mine.

Ah, this military GPS system looks shoddy but expensive. Shall we try to break it?

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Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

In the rare event that a director, despite my asking them not to, does agree to a user retaining their laptop as part of exit negotiations it still has to come to IT to be wiped back to the operating system.

Ugh. A BOFH of pointlessness.

If it's company data you're worried about, the departing employee or contractor could very well have a copy - and will do if they have the slightest intention of misusing them.

Otherwise ... I'd wipe it a lot more thoroughly than that before handing it to your IT. "rm" is wholly inadequate to sensitive stuff like private keys. And with a journaling filesystem, even shredding (or zeroing) a file before rm won't do the job.

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Mushroom

Re: Sorry, but...

If the owner was inflicting bonfires on the neighbourhood, getting blown up was well-deserved karma.

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Re: Well, I didn't *waste* money

Why is that unfortunate? Given that neither side actually attacked each other's submarines!

Or is there something we're not being told?

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Re: I've destroyed millions!

That might make a good story in its own right, but perhaps not quite one for this column.

Not a job I could (temperamentally) ever do: I'd be there protecting the kit from any possible harm ...

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Unhappy

Re: wasting taxpayers' cash

Even simpler scenario: having to hand back computers to employers when I leave them. One likes to hope they found a new use, but I'm sceptical. In one case, they'd supplied a much better monitor than I had, and I offered to buy it, but no :(

Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound?

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Re: From Apocalypse Now

If you're going to play the ride of the valkyries, you could at least pick a recording that gets it right, and doesn't completely mangle the rhythm.

(I didn't follow your link, but I've heard the clip from the film).

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Discrimination!

Anyone in charge of a dangerous weapon - like a vehicle - needs to pay due care and attention, and not assume they can be heard. That's actually perfectly reasonable: as a cyclist I always have to be aware that pedestrians may not hear me coming!

That pedestrian who isn't wearing anything in the ears nor looking down at something might be profoundly deaf. The difference between silence and noise is useless to them. For a driver to rely on sound is discrimination at a potentially-lethal level!

To the rest of us, noise is just an unwelcome nuisance.

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Re: Whatever they do, it will make sod all difference

Why "determinedly"? I'm a cyclist, I don't wear lycra. It requires not the least determination!

Adi Shamir visa snub: US govt slammed after the S in RSA blocked from his own RSA conf

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He has history ...

Back in the 1980s, when modern cryptography was emerging, Shamir (at the Weizmann Institute in Israel) published a paper the US government considered sensitive and should be secret. So they ordered him to withdraw it and recall all copies. Evidently they took the view that "when it really matters, we have jurisdiction", and noone tried to resist. Though of course, by the time this happened, the paper had reached the desks of researchers around the world.

I think it was Scientific American where I first read of this, and encountered the concept of the ZKP. About 1985-ish.

The infamous AI gaydar study was repeated – and, no, code can't tell if you're straight or not just from your face

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Re: Reproducibility

This is all part of the general problem of poor reproducibility of social science studies,

That's what I thought from the headline.

You need to read beyond that. To a very large degree they did reproduce the results.

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It's society's obsessions that wants to classify sexuality, and then make all kinds of meaningless claims like lifestyle choices, moral equivalence.

Plato's Symposium makes more sense to me: he shows many kinds of love, all valid, but he doesn't try to claim an equivalence, nor deterministic categorisation of peoples preferences. Though Alcibiades' speech, where he clearly regards it as an adolescent lad's right to be mentored by an older man, wouldn't go down well today.

What can you tell from a person's face? Evidently something, but the nature of that something is probably too controversial to be meaningfully researched.

Oh no Xi didn't?! China's hackers nick naval tech blueprints, diddle with foreign elections to boost trade – new claim

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Coat

Re: This strikes me as funny.

Crap security could of course also mean useless wetware. After all, it's the navy.

Perhaps they used all those ciscohuawei backdoors.

WannaCry-hero Hutchins' trial date set, Microsoft readies Google's Spectre V2 fix for Windows 10, Coinhive axed, and more

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WTF?

Re: We the Rabbits ...

OK, I'll bite.

Arrested in Las Vegas, living in California. Why is he to be tried in Wisconsin?

And might he be released in return for Blighty accepting US food standards once we've ditched the EU, which is of course their red line for that trade deal (and the exact thing that would make a NI border necessary - the EU need a check on smuggling Monsanto's latest by the megaton). Or is Blighty just too insignificant?

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Re: Defective laptops

Why the **** should I want video? A screen that doesn't support it could frequently save me the trouble of using a browser back button. And I could be less aggressive with the ad blocker! Colours I can take or leave. And immediate screen updating when, for example, typing is nice but far from essential: I'm still fine with a line-oriented editor.

It sounds like you would be better served with a mobile device that runs longer on battery and a keyboard.

Yeah, I'm being unrealistic. Expecting a laptop to be a mobile device, such as I might take with me when away from home? Oh dear.

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Pint

Defective laptops

A laptop that won't last the day without power is unfit for purpose. We need more imagination: for example, last time I made it to FOSDEM (probably last time ever) I took a Nokia with mini-keyboard that seemed better-suited to the venue than a regular laptop.

The laptop I've wanted for many years has low power consumption ARM processor, solid state storage, and - the big one - e-ink screen. Other solutions might involve Reg favourite technologies such as pee-power, enabling the journalist to claim extra drinks as necessary expenses.

Nick Kew

Re: Solar car.

I saw a solar powered boat. Built by a colleague where I very briefly worked. The boat worked nicely.

That was 1993.

It's not your imagination: Ticket scalper bots are flooding the internet according this 'ere study

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Re: the reason that ticket sellers don't worry about CAPTCHA's and other simple anti-bot tech

It's more than just that.

If they just wanted to sell, they'd sell at a market price. And in some cases, take flak for overcharging. Maybe lose fans and depress the market price by being seen to be (even more) obscenely greedy.

And of course, if an event organiser sells at market price, they have to declare income at market price. Pay tax on it, and reward cannon-fodder investors who backed the event.

So much easier to sell at a nominal price and outsource the market price to "touts". Cut out those pesky investors and taxman, and deflect the blame.

We're not throttling you, says Vodafone, claiming slow vid streaming is down to the 'cards'

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FAIL

Re: "Our 70Mbs are better than VM's 300Mbs!"

Well, this article tells us Vodafone was down to 16Mbps.

Contrast VM going down to below 0.5Mbps for months on end, and being uncontactable.

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Regulator

The regulator, the British Board of Film Classification, can [...] block the sites,

What affiliations does said board have? Isn't it a conflict of interest for someone from the film world to censor the web?

Azure IoT heads spacewards to maintain connectivity at the edge, courtesy of Inmarsat

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Re: Vodafone, please do not be idiots

Do you have reason to suppose Vodafone have any intention of that?

What I see is Vodafone grasping new opportunities. They are, for example, Amazon's partner providing free-to-the-user connectivity for Kindle users - a departure from the business model of charging users. The new business model has low margins, so they need volume!