* Posts by Nick Kew

2841 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2007

She's just a Cosmic Girl but UK.gov is dangling £20m to have Beardy Branson's 747 launch satellites from Cornwall

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Is this going to be our big connection to the outside world?

From an area where road connections are ghastly and the railway is a sick joke even when it isn't getting washed out to sea. Millions for this, but they won't pay a few quid re-open our inland railway line west of Exeter.

Reminds me of the beginning of the century, when they dug up our roads to lay transatlantic cable, yet we couldn't get ADSL ourselves.

Controversial American bigwig in London... no, not Trump: HPE ex-CEO Meg Whitman to give Autonomy trial evidence

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Aha, there was me wondering why this story seemed to have gone quiet.

Not sure how relevant any of this is, but some of the story rings sadly true. My own experience of working in the UK IT industry (not Autonomy) has been of some very bad and unpleasant management. The US companies I've worked for (not HP - but including one US company that is owned by a UK company) have been much better. If Lynch was typical of UK management then the remarks about him being impossible ring rather true.

Not that any of that affects the figures available to HP when they overpaid (or to Oracle when they called it absurdly overpriced at half what HP paid).

UK's internet registry prepares a £100m windfall for its board members – and everyone else will pay for it

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All those names ... all that confusion

So who gets queen.uk? Someone looking to use names like drag.queen.uk?

More seriously, isn't this likely to lead to confusion, and opportunities for fraud? In the past when I see names like gov.uk and nhs.uk, I can be reasonably sure of who they are. That's going to become blurred when you start getting phishing from hmrc.uk.

Auditors slam FBI for shoddy testing of facial-recog tech. But no big deal. It only has 641m images on its systems

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Re: Metrics

Not molecules. Threads.

Good cocktail party metric from Dorothy Parker:

“I like to have a martini,

Two at the very most.

After three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under my host.”

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Metrics

Glad to see you mention metrics. Measuring performance in any complex AI task is something of a challenge, and one that tends to come with a powerful SEP field that means those few in the research community who notice there's an issue are far too maverick to get funding.

Many years ago I did postdoc research in the complex AI task of computer speech recognition. I was one of the few who looked at how we and every other research team were measuring (and publishing) performance, and our hopelessly meaningless use of concepts like "accuracy", and tried to suggest more meaningful metrics. The basic SEP everyone ignored was that a system that could perform an easy task (like distinguishing digits 'zero' to 'nine'[1]) with a very mediocre 95% accuracy was rated better than one that achieved, say, 75% in a more challenging task like transcribing natural language dictation[1], let alone a stunningly impressive 25% in following threads in a cocktail party[1].

Lesson: take all reports of how such systems perform with more than a pinch of salt. Ideas like "percent accurate" need more context than you'll ever get to become meaningful.

[1] These tasks are not really representative of what I'm talking about, but to go into detail would be serious levels of TMI. I guess that's a variant of the same problem the journos face when reporting on facial recognition.

It's a Hull of lot more: Macquarie offers £563m for fibre network flinger KCOM

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Re: Oh dear, that's them ruined

Wrong target. A loan might be exactly what a company needs, and the interest rate has to reflect risk.

Why would KCOM take out a loan? Because it needs capital for something: for example infrastructure investment. And because there's a perverse incentive against the alternative of equity investment, in that a loan gets more favourable tax treatment (interest is paid out of untaxed income; dividends out of taxed income). If you dislike corporate loans, lobby for those to be aligned!

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Re: Oh dear, that's them ruined

Um, Macquarie is paying lots of money for the privilege (unlike Greybull paying £1 for British Steel - nodded through by then-business-secretary Sajid Javid). They'll need to make something of it to recoup that investment.

US-China tariff tiff has got in Huawei of beating Samsung in smartphone stakes, top brass sigh

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No it won't.

It's capable of idiocy and inconsistency. But it's not capable of responding fast enough to implement Donald's commands before the next tweet says something entirely different.

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HMG - in the person of Michael Gove - firmly ruled out a trade deal with the US.

That is to say, in the early morning of Jan. 5th this year (while attending a farmers' conference in his capacity as DEFRA minister), he absolutely ruled out dropping food production and safety standards or accepting imports produced to lower standards (a race to the bottom that would of course totally undermine UK farmers). Since that is the US red line that has prevented a US-EU trade deal (and that presents the biggest brexit problem over the Northern Ireland border), we won't be accepting a trade deal.

Not that those in his party who reject the "backstop" will accept any of that. I expect Gove would've been firmly reprimanded for his clarity if the PM or the ERG or one or two others had the mental capacity to see it.

I expect they'll continue to equivocate on Huawei (I wonder if anyone has the guts to say put up or shut up)? And aren't even some of the mainstream press starting to notice the glaring nonsense in the orange Tantrump?

Uncle Sam wants to read your tweets, check out your Instagram, log your email addresses before you enter the Land of the Free on a visa

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First they came for the low-hanging fruit

Give it time.

Amending a list is quick and easy.

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Connections

They'll see your "friends". Your followers, and who you follow. That's something they can automate.

So if you want to enter the US, you'd better not follow any dangerous terrorist. Like, say, Greta Thunberg.

Swedish court declines to detain Belmarsh prison resident Julian Assange

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Sweden presumably would rather not touch this hot potato. The prosecutor is doing her job in pursuing him, but the court doesn't fancy the prospect of having to deal with the US requests.

As I said here already, if Sweden doesn't ask for him, we should just deport him to Botany Bay. I have no wish to support him, but if if we send him to the US he becomes a political prisoner and I'll reluctantly have to do so.

Reg needs an icon for holding my nose!

Legacy app whitelist can be abused to bypass latest macOS security defenses, expert warns

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Require plugins to be individually signed? Again, with a whitelist for trusted legacy stuff.

Unsigned plugins are unsigned executables, and as soon as you allow them on a system, all bets are off. Hence sandboxing to limit what an untrusted program can do. In Apple's case, I'd be inclined to worry about them getting over-zealous, and limiting my ability to breach my own sandbox. I already have to jump through hoops to compile and run "HelloWorld" with gcc on Mac.

Wow, talk about a Maine-wave: US state says ISPs need permission to flog netizens' personal data

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Market Forces

<Advocatus Diabolus>

In principle, there could be a matter of user choice here. Let the law not dictate how ISPs behave, but merely force them to advertise clearly their privacy policy (or lack thereof). Then users get to choose an ISP that respects privacy if they care about it.

Would that principle of informed consent not be more honest than letting users here sign up for the likes of Virgin without any warning of what they're letting themselves in for?

Facebook ordered to open internal docs for investors livid about losing cash following data slurp scandal

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What are they fighting for?

Shareholders suing their own company need an objective. Financial compensation as such is self-defeating[1]: they'd be paying their own compensation. Has someone applied to the Court to order Facebook to do something - like change its management structure / give them a board seat?

[1] Unless there's some diabolical tax wheeze. Or - worse - fund managers joining lawyers in deliberately taking fees at the expense of their own investors.

LTO-8 tape media patent lawsuit cripples supply as Sony and Fujifilm face off in court

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Re: Sure this will be great on the long term

Is there enough of a market (that can't easily switch to AN Other technology) to matter?

If yes, that's another innocent victim of US patent nonsense. If no, it's merely a case of suppliers aiming at foot and pulling trigger.

You go that way, we'll go Huawei: China Computer Federation kicks back at IEEE in tit-for-tat spat

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Re: Soo, a US-based corporation is subject to US law

The IEEE has long been accepted by the international community. Being subject to US law only becomes a problem when US law is abused. But the more that happens, the more the world will have to look elsewhere.

Not that it's actually US law as in "rule of law". Tantrump set that aside with the magic invocation "national emergency".

Mozilla returns crypto-signed website packaging spec to sender – yes, it's Google

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Re: Not directly related but...

You sign your package. Then you can demonstrate to the world that the bundle with added malware is nothing to do with you.

Clearly tell your users to check the signature and you can firmly blame them for ignoring your advice.

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Re: Can we get Web caching back, please?

Indeed. And, better than that, you can sign a normalised version of the page, as in taking a DOM and using that to sign contents but exclude irrelevant markup from the signed contents. Though that needs a Standard.

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Re: Not directly related but...

Of course it is. That's why anyone who's remotely serious about distributing executable contents will PGP-sign their packages.

I take it the time you refer to was a more innocent era. Not this century.

And of course, you can't entirely protect dumb users from counterfeits!

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Cacheualty

There's quite a lot to address that, going as far back as HTTP/1.1 and the cacheing framework the Web grew up on. Dynamic content and third-party caches is a long-solved problem.

What HTTPS solves is the malicious MITM. The entirely benign cache is a casualty.

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Re: Can we get Web caching back, please?

There are very good reasons to rewrite content in transit. Examples range from the classic case where content contains internal links that won't resolve for external readers, those need to be resolved at a gateway, through to services like accessibility enhancement for blind readers, or translation. Not to mention all kinds of content syndication frameworks.

There are times when security concerns trump the usefulness of such things. But if reading El Reg really needed us to know the origin of the contents, we wouldn't have Anonymous Cowards.

Sex and drugs and auto-tune: What motivates a millennial perp?

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Re: 30 Years Ago

I first got online from home a little over 30 years ago. The only pics I saw back then were ascii art, and even those were rare (and unwanted at 1200 baud max). Yet ISTR the likes of the BBC were already on about the dangers of porn on bulletin boards of the era.

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Pint

Re: Only a fool writes for anything other than money

Damn you!

(for getting in ahead of me with that comment).

Guess I'll just have to be the double-fool and get the beer in.

Planes, fails and automobiles: Overseas callout saved by gentle thrust of server CD tray

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There's a time and a place ...

Don't most servers still have a /dev/audio device?

I'd've thought a sufficiently distinctive sound might've made the server easier to find:

while [1] do;

cat dance-of-the-cuckoos.wav >> /dev/audio

done

Something (with a suitable audio track as suggested) to replicate for $boss.

We ain't afraid of no 'ghost user': Infosec world tells GCHQ to GTFO over privacy-busting proposals

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Big Brother

Nudge

Of course, once you've introduced a backdoor, you need to nudge a bunch of recalcitrant targets into using it. Show them how dangerous their old tools were, and how critical it is they upgrade.

That's a hell of Huawei to run a business, Chinese giant scolds FedEx after internal files routed via America

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Holmes

Re: And that, ladies and gentlemen...

Your DNA? Why?

On the Internet, noone knows you're a dog. But when your eyelash turns up in a package ...

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Agree. On balance of probabilities, Fedex is innocent of espionage here.

In principle, this could be tested. Take a sample of totally uncontroversial, non-sensitive Japan <--> China (or indeed miscellaneous Asia <--> Asia) shipments: how many of them get shipped via the US?

Germany mulls giving end-to-end chat app encryption das boot: Law requiring decrypted plain-text is in the works

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Das Boot?

Once there was a lot of resistance to a dangerous new import, and calls to ban coffee. That was when coffee houses were places where dangerous radicals might communicate subversive ideas.

Hmmm. Come to think of it, there's even a nominal precedent, in the connection of Bach's coffee cantata to Zimmermann's coffee house.

It's all in the RISC: Arm legs it to Computex with a head full of Cortex-A77 CPU, Mali-G77 GPUs

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Coat

Body puns

Does the journo with an eye for so many body parts in a headline have an ear to the ground? Or just a bit of an a**eelbow?

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Re: re Huawei

Don't forget that Huawei are still advertising their phones on UK TV.

Are they? Could that be preexisting advertising contracts?

I take it that's on UK broadcasters who have no US interests to feel Trump's wrath?

Activist shareholders to target Zuck with giant angry emoji inflatable at Facebook AGM

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Re: Who?

Not arguing with that.

But big shareholders can sometimes exert genuine influence - for reasons ranging from entirely ethical to entirely selfish, but more usually just because they believe the company can be better-run to everyone's benefit. That's what's customarily called an activist investor.

If you buy one share just so you can heckle the AGM, that's just the peanut gallery. Though even the peanut gallery might make its mark.

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Who?

You speak of "activist shareholders", but you omit to tell us. Are you using the normal meaning of the term - serious shareholders with clout seeking to push through change? Or is it someone who's bought a handful of shares just to pull a stunt without having a real stake?

Would be interesting to hear if any of the fund managers who manage parts of one's own portfolio was taking an activist role.

Rough quarter? Just blame falling sales on China and US trade tensions – right, HPE?

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OK, reg, how about a little context. As in, how do these figures compare to the competition? I CBA to go and look it up, but then I'm not a journalist.

Uber JUMPs at chance to dump load of electric bikes across Islington

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Re: Weird pricing model

And who wouldn't rather be out in the open and moving along than stuck in some bus waiting to move the next car-length?

Buses have their time and place, but they're rarely much use in city traffic.

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Re: Weird pricing model

Bus fare is £1.50 for 1 hour with unlimited transfers.

In London? I thought you were supposed to be expensive! Why can't we have that?

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

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Alert

They are a very long term problem (how many millions of years was the Carboniferous era that laid down most of those deposits and terraformed Earth to a planet that could eventually support evolution of the first mammals)? As good as permanent as far as those life-forms that don't survive the reverse terraforming are concerned.

As for nature's cleanup, that would be something that photosynthesises rapidly and aggressively. An ocean-wide algal bloom might accelerate healing, but would be Very Bad News for many (most?) of today's life forms.

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Plastic water bottles are a Good Thing.

I always keep a couple of them around the place. Then I can fill one to take with me when I go out for long enough to get thirsty. Or just fill with water and put in fridge, with a hint of extra flavour like mint or lemongrass.

As for plastic waste, yes it's a problem. But not a permanent problem in the sense of CO2 emissions. Plastic is organic and energy-rich. There's an ecological niche for things that can digest it. Nature abhors a vacuum, and something is sure to evolve to fill it. Though what might happen in the meantime isn't nice.

Never let something so flimsy as a locked door to the computer room stand in the way of an auditor on the warpath

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Re: Wouldn't Happen Here

Looks like a case of split by language.

From Jake's comments, I'd infer "auditor" doesn't mean the same in his language as in ours.

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Coffee/keyboard

Bastard Auditor from Hell?

BOFH columns being thin on the ground nowadays, do we have a prospective successor?

No Huawei out: Prez Trump's game of chicken with China has serious consequences

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Re: ARM, the Japanese chip maker

Brands are funny things.

Often a brand can be owned by more than one company, by contract with their original owners or successors. For example, last time I looked, Cadburys drinking chocolate was made and marketed by an entirely different company to any of the solid products.

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You paid £1 (fx: shakes head). Better value at 80p, as recently as 2009.

The last few days' news has, for the first time, made me glad that I no longer hold them. Yes, selling for £17 did great things for the balance in my SIPP, but it was nevertheless with some reluctance at the time.

Twist my Arm why don't you: Brit CPU behemoth latest biz to cease work with Huawei – report

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Re: This will harm ARM as much as it will Huawei

Whose law?

Trump's law (using "national emergency" to override his own country's rule of law) governs a contract between on the one hand a Japanese-owned British company, and on the other hand a Chinese company.

No wonder Trump vetoed WTO continuation!

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Re: This will harm ARM as much as it will Huawei

Huawei holds various ARM licences. I expect the contract says they have rights that can't be unilaterally withdrawn, and that they pay ongoing royalties for those.

Arm harm could go a lot further than Huawei. Today's news is the first to make me really glad I no longer hold ARM shares (which I was sorry to part with despite the profit I made when Softbank bought them).

ARM's whole ecosystem (like Android's) only works if participants are treated fairly. This could provide an impetus for an industry-wide effort to develop a real alternative to ARM (perhaps even more so when you add Qualcomm's aggressive behaviour within the ecosystem). By analogy, imagine the impetus Linux might've got if, twenty years ago, Microsoft had suddenly withheld cooperation from Dell or Compaq shipping Windows.

Oh 4G, I'm speechless: EE network outage smacks rare breed of customer that talks into their mobile phone

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Thumb Up

... possibly because it made life too easy for The Register subs desk ...

Hehe. Yeah, metoo, was going to say so here if you hadn't preempted me. Want to thumbs-up the article (just as I might a comment) for that.

Big payout for Dell, Apple et al as Toshiba Mem 'prepares' to buy them out ahead of IPO

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Re: Hold on here

You may have missed the operative words "part of". The investors now valued at $4.5bn having been part of an $18bn package. The remainder is unclear: maybe following the links would make it clearer, but I CBA.

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: 1984 !

British Airways recently provided us the metaphor for that.

A tiny majority may have voted to "leave". But on leaving London, are you bound for Edinburgh or Dusseldorf? Noone knows, noone agrees, and 52 percent have a lot more than 52 destinations.

UK mobile companies score £220m cashback from Ofcom over spectrum fee dispute

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Re: There is no purpose to spectrum pricing than a tax by any other name

Interesting repercussions there, too.

The cost of that 3G spectrum was a whopping loss for the telcos, so they carried it forward and offset it against tax liabilities in subsequent years. Result: the telco whose tax affairs are most visible - on account of them being domiciled in Blighty - ended up with a reputation for paying no tax, and a target for protest.

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Re: It's been a long time coming

I've been more than 20 years with my mobile phone provider. That's because they've always treated me fairly and given me no cause to walk away, so why take on the hassle, and expose myself to the risk of finding myself in a much worse situation?

But if they ever illegally charged me £220 extra, I know I have a range of other options. Whereas Ofcom has monopoly powers against them. Spot the difference?

Where there's a will, there's Huawei: US govt already eases trade ban with 90-day reprieve

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Re: Not smart

Indeedie. An ecosystem like Android only works if participants can rely on being treated fairly.

Perhaps the best thing Google can do now is to hand over a lot more Android to an Open Source foundation independent of Google itself. Sufficient to run a tablet or phone without the need to enter a business relationship with a US corporation. So a vendor like Huawei (or Samsung, or Motorola, or ...) becomes to Android as a distro is to core Linux.

That is, if such a move isn't itself sanction-busting in the crazy world of today.