* Posts by Owen Carter

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Google it: Ask.com gives up ghost on search market

Owen Carter

Brand

The ASK search brand/url must be worth something (negative connotations with toolbars excepted)

Googles biggest fail at the moment (despite what some might have yout think) is that it's search results are getting worse and worse for any sort of 'hard' search. It's currently only fast for shopping and finding the correct page in Wikipedia or your local council's website..

But if you have a specific question; maybe a error message you want to research, or need to find a 'howto' for some specific task.. If so prepare for a session since their index is so badly polluted by SEO, aggregation sites, autowritten capture pages and forums full of idjeets that it can take 15 minutes of search refinement for the real info to appear above the chaff..

I think there's an opening for a SEO -unfriendly- search engine out there.. One that proudly and actively fights the spammers and scammers; and if you want to build it the ASK brand would be a good starting platform.

Commissioner plays poker with Google

Owen Carter
WTF?

@Peter26

"Especially when it comes to the one company who probably holds more data about us that anyone else on the planet. Making sure they follow the rules is vital."

Just how foolish do the privacytards here have to get before they learn that in a technical publication comments like the above look silly..

Your ISP knows more.. and is keeping that, by law, for a year. It's pretty hard to avoid. Your mobile phone company is also sitting on a huge pile of your personal info that it would love to exploit. The taxman knows loads; as does your mortgage provider.

Google can be avoided by bookmarking the following url: http://www.bing.com/. The super paranoid can also delete all cookies from google; and going via an anonymizing service will further thwart them. I do not believe this to be illegal, and they will not 'cut you off' if you do it.

Now try deliberately obstructing the info being gathered by your ISP/MobileProvider/Taxman/Bank and see how far you get, and how well you succeed.

'Pervy' private chat case springs back into life

Owen Carter
FAIL

@ac with the Iain Hislop fetish..

Piers Morgan? is that you???

There's a line where stuff ceases to be offensive and becomes abusive.. One is OK and even sometimes funny, the second is not. Many journalists confuse the two.

Owen Carter
Big Brother

?pervy? is not the half of it.

What's also interesting here is that a quick search will shed some light on the full charges.

Looks like this case has been carefully chosen to further erode our rights by creating a precedent. It contains a built-in defence to the chorus of disapproval using a 'but he was an X' technique; in a very similar manner to a recent case involving encryption.

That's currently injuncted, but eventually the judge will be asked to lift the ban and in a sad display of media management the authorities will 'reveal' the charges; the illiberal will begin a mass chant of 'think of the X' and our liberties take another knock.

Volunteer biker gang foils Westminster CCTV car fleet

Owen Carter
Welcome

Thanks for the clarification!

I'd already read some other comments here along these lines; yes, if they are true then a valuable point is being made. But, I don't live in the big smoke so only have your word for it really; and that of other interested parties trying to justify their actions.. And as little as I distrust Westminster council (and lord knows; there is a LOT to distrust there) I'm not 100% convinced of the immense 'rightness' of your cause.. sorry, it's too self-serving. Reminds me of an anti-pedo mob beating up a paedatrician.

So from your reply I assume you would support the use of hidden cameras to catch genuine hazardous road use (jumping reds; big speed in urban areas; deliberate threatening driving, etc.. the things we would agree are killers and all experience very occasionally..) whilst being against the showboating and pure revenue-oriented approach typified by this;

You see, I've got to the point where I want tech to be used, HARD, against the really dangerous pricks on the roads.. Some people I care about cycle every day. But I conversely don't want a 'tracker state' where NO infraction is tolerated either;

So to be honest having a relatively open enforcement regime (a few cameras and police about at all times to pick out the dickprats and make the rest of us think about what we are doing) is the best way to go.

Is that what you want? or is the real agenda a 'Libertarianism of the roads', cos if so the most antisocial driver I recently met had a hummer and a big wad. He'd laugh like a drain at the thought that 'scum bikers' had been duped into helping clear his path to total road supremacy.

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Oh yeah.. and I'm one of those dickprats who needed sorting out when I was younger; when I got my driving licence back I had, remarkably, slowed down.

Owen Carter

!hero

Yeah.. I'm sure every biker (or lapsed ones like me, done my 250Kmiles on 2 wheels thanks..) will just welcome this.

One dead friend, one who lost the left side of his body. Both done by people who did not slow down or stop when they should have. Because to them their 'right' to charge along the road outweighed any other rights any other uses have. Neither appeared mentally capable after the events of comprehending what they had done; faced with police, magistrates and other road users telling them they were wrong the simply repeated the weaseley excuses passed by their defence lawyers and then claimed it was unfair when these were rejected and (far too low) punishments handed out.

Basically these 'bikers' are an embarrassment to me.

What the council should do is get some cyclists and pedestrians to surround and challenge these 'hero' bikers.. video that (and their reaction to criticism) and put it on youtube.

Supremes poke Schwarzenegger's 'violent' game ban

Owen Carter
Troll

huh

"themes involving violence often possess socially redeeming value"

Gotta love Americans politicos... they say things like this with a straight face; then throw a wobbler over a fraction of a seconds worth of ugly nipple during a their favourite 'fake violence power sport'.

Testy Turkey re-blocks YouTube over naughty hotel romp clip

Owen Carter
Go

Google is evil and invades privacy..

I'm waiting for all the 'Google haz invaded my privacy' exaggerators and cheerleaders to show up here and praise Turkey's legal system for it's rigour. Hopefully starting with Robert Halfon.

C'mon rob.. you were quick off the mark this morning with the IOC and Google; here's a new example of Googles willingness to contribute to the erosion of Privacy (via their proxie; YouTube) to continue the fight with..

It is, I'm sure you will agree, totally unacceptable for Google to host this video of an MP and his constituent in a private meeting.

MYSTERY of vanished PARIS spaceplane, playmonaut

Owen Carter
Paris Hilton

Name and address..

I do hope you guys put your name and address on a 'if found' type label on all this...

In Spanish?

Or did you get all creative? Something more like the famous Nasa messages to aliens on their interplanetary probes?

MP slams ICO for 'lily-livered' Google probe

Owen Carter

FUD for fools

While you are all screaming and shouting (*1) about something passive that might have happened (*2) for a few seconds once or twice in the last few years. The government (*3) is going to actively record -everything- you do, for a year.

Is Mr Halfron, a member of that government, looking like your friend now?

(*1) and insulting the ICO, which will -really- make them sympathetic huh?

(*2) if you are on the street view routes, and if you did not employ available encryption.

(*3) via coercion of your ISP, and the considerable costs of this will be passed on to you.

ICO reopens Google Street View privacy probe

Owen Carter

@tzael

"It was neither transient nor self-reported."

So the google street view car sat outside your house all day collecting data did it?

Or did it drive past once in the last year or so?

I bet the latter!

As I said.. Transient.

And as for self reported, not entirely, but they 'fessed up fully with very little provocation.. go read the history of this. There was no 'technical community' noticing active connections from the cars, since no such connections happened; they passively recorded data. That looks like unsubstantiated FUD from you.

Owen Carter
FAIL

This 'story' brought to you by googles competitors.

'£20 says they slap their wrists and do sod all else'.

Yeah.. 'cos that's all it's worth. There -will- have been a few url's and passwords captured, some full emails, possibly worse (email attachments.. private pictures?).

But it was exceptionally transient, and self-reported. Unlike your neighbours kid..

oh.

And the 'victims' always had the option of not broadcasting this material on the radio and in the clear.

Hefty physicist: Global warming is 'pseudoscientific fraud'

Owen Carter

Nothing to say..

Like Chapster above, I read the letter in full yesterday in the torygraph.

He has absolutely nothing to say, unfortunately braincells start to die off as you get older and is very old. Confronted with evolving science he lacks the capacity to understand he latches onto the well funded denier camp. Then gets upset when those who have replaced him in his old physics club do not defer to his years, and instead have the temerity to tell him he is wrong.

nCircle purges posts after researcher's arrest for explosives

Owen Carter
WTF?

Why Just canada...

In the UK it's not unknown for the police to essentially act as an extension of powerful violent interest groups: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2010/jun/25/surveillance-state-domestic-extremists

Story from yesterday; these are the actions of a Police State.

Buyer's Guide: 3D TVs

Owen Carter

Huh..

"Polarised glasses will also work on normal tv's (anyone seen the 3d advert on their normal telly and tried some cinema specs?)"

I think that's actually physically impossible without some sort of polarised overlay precisely applied to the TV first.. and you'll loose half the resolution.

Shutter glasses at 50Hz on a 100Hz conventional display sounds quite workable though. Most large TV's are 100Hz these days, but I'm not sure of the interfaces ie. I think they still only accept 50Hz and then generate the intervening frames themselves, sometimes as duplicates but some manufacturers have experimented with 'generated' images for the missing 50% of the signal.

Owen Carter

Glasses?

AS a poster above says.. there are technologies which do not use glasses at all. While the depth of field looks weaker than you get in the cinema, and you need to remain fairly still and central in front of them (*), they work well. I have seen them.. and this is real and works..

But.. it wont be Hollywood that drives this; it will be Microsoft, Apple and the FOSS community. 'cos this tech will work excellently on your computer monitor.

And a GUI where windows really move from the front to the back as focus changes is a very obvious but cool idea, and I'm sure the GUI wizards will find even more interesting ways to use it.. And you'll be able to play your 3d movies on them too, so no need to replace the TV, there's nothing much good on it anyway.

Check out the NintendoDS 3D.

(*) But you do not need to remain perfectly still.. I could walk about in front of the screen OK. There were interesting 'jumps' every few degrees of lateral movement, and the 3d effect tailed off as you moved off-centre, but that was all.

Nokia dumps Symbian on N-series

Owen Carter
Pint

Pushing QT.

"and if Nokia can push Qt hard enough"

..can they push harder please. Ovi suite is a QT app; but only runs on Windows (Macs version allegedly 'soon'). It's quite a nice app (well.. compared to the LG equivalent I used to use) and I'd love to run it natively on my home system without rebooting into Windows in order to sync and upgrade.

Googlegate: Mapping a scandal of global proportions

Owen Carter
WTF?

A week late (really did get my coat)

"First - when I worked in this sector I worked on some of the biggest public and private sector projects in the world, for 15 years - so frankly all these people saying I have no experience or have got it wrong, please don't insult my intelligence."

But.. you still got it wrong. Despite all your intelligence(*) and experience.

Speaking of experience, when did that end by the way? The agile manifesto was published in early 2001, an even Microsoft (who many consider a latecomer to this) had an Agile development template in Visual Studio 2005.

You state "biggest public and private sector projects". ..Like ones in the NHS and MOD etc? Ie. ones that delivered late and obsolete, and -still- had many many defects, which are then laboriously fixed at huge additional expense later before the whole project gets dropped or morphed into something even more quango-tastic.

There is considerable research which thinks agile processes have fewer defects simply because the barriers to fixing stuff is very low. I remember (on a big infrastructure project 20 years ago) simple syntax errors taking engineers weeks to document, plan, fix, review and test, even if the fault itself was a single character change in a single file. Total madness.

Now, consider this: Because agile is heavily into code re-use and object repositories (think centrally stored, version controlled, self-documenting, mostly open source shared libraries) bugs get fixed centrally.. a buffer overflow in a module can affect 50 products in multiple companies which is bad; but.. conversely.. it can be simultaneously fixed in 50 products, and 50 development teams will be using that library, so in fact test and review coverage is actually better than if you insist on doing it all alone.

But of course.. Agile is also a self-organising anarchy.. a -very- frightening concept for those who think 'leadership' as all about them issuing orders and everybody else going 'baa' and not arguing back.

(*) Streching such a raggedy straw man to 3 pages does indeed take smarts.

Owen Carter
Coat

Interesting article: Questions for PI?

First,

PI; are acting here as much as (un?)willing agents of google's commercial competitors just as much as they are acting as privacy watchdogs.

I was wrong in previously saying Google have discussed this since streetview was launched, I have read their press release (linked in article) and it says 'We have discussed this before' and links to some Google blog postings from 2009;

- This is disingenuous because those posting make no mention of wifi snooping; just traditional geolocation stuff based on IP address and celltower location. Which I think most people are already aware of.

In fact, Commercial companies other tha Google have for years been building big lists of IP address vs physical location; Does PI have a position on this? It seems every bit as insideous as collecting SSID or MAC, worse even.. since I cannot easily change my IP address, while my SSID and MAC are entirely within my control (but not everybodies of course).

One of the links in the google blog points to a New York times story from a year ago about a company that was also doing a similar thing (SSID/MAC collection, not payload). At one time they used Taxi's to help give wide coverage.This was not Google, does PI have concerns with the activities of 'Skyhook Wireless' and others?

Many ISP's issue preconfigured modems (SSID and MAC) that the user cannot change, or will not know/care enough to do so. Has PI also contacted Virgin, BT etc. to ask if they too keep databases of address/MAC/SSID/IP address? Is this database accessible to the authorities under RIPA type legislation? Will PI pursue this in the same manner they are pursing Google? Does PI consider such a database (which is realtime unlike the Google data) to be equally problematical?

But; Google have definitely escalated this in scale.. I share PI's concern that this info is logged and can then used for who-knows-what outside of the narrow stated reasons, and even if it's not Google doing that, it will be others.. Such data always ends up being brought and sold, it's a 'commercial asset'.

This is the one compelling argument PI have; if the data is never collected it cannot be turned to evil..

When the court cases start rolling in it will be interesting to compare punishments handed to Google with those handed to people who have deliberately targeted (say) their neighbours, and then used the data collected to directly harm them.

In case it is not clear: I agree with you when discussing the total package (hi-res images + SSID + MAC + GPS position + others? that's a lot of info) as a big and dangerous intrusion into privacy. That -I- am OK with it is a purely personal opinion, and a minority one; I totally understand why others are upset, and at other times in my life I had more to loose and would have been upset too.

Ok; but what really galls me is page2. This is where the author tries to bamboozle us the science of how this must have been a carefully planned attack coming from the top. However, they are asserting a level of technical competence that they do not have. Not that I doubt his narrow experience; but he really should get out more in the software development world.

He describes just one type of development model, the one that many old school characters in the software world are wedded to; but which is only appropriate for companies developing embedded solutions, safety critical and never ending government projects. When NHS IT projects mushroom to billions of pounds, with flakey software running on 20 year old obsolete database farms, this is the devlopment model they have used. Companies like Google deal with vastly more info at a fraction of the cost, and they do it by breaking the old development lifecycle 'rules'.

I came out of the old school and into the new a few years ago; dropped ClearCase for Subversion and Git. Tightly locked down defect databases that you could only see and edit if you have been pre-authorised; for an open one with change tracking and blame. (every engineer in the whole company is free to look at and modify the the code, documentation and issue database, if they screw up it gets reverted and they get blamed... tracked down later and given a b*****king if necesscary). Testing is instant, within a few minutes of a change being submitted the code has been rebuilt and tested. This testing is not exhaustive, and does not try to quantify and capture every single possible scenario. Occasionally we lock stuff down for sensitive projects, but this is the exception, not the norm.

So: Get with the flow man. That flow is called an Agile development process, and while it has similar nominal steps what happens at each stage is different. In particular you do not audit everything, if a module you are bundling in contains superfluous code you don't care so long as it does the job it is intended for and does not break anything else. You go forward not back at all times. And you churn out projects with huge functionality in weeks, not years. Which is exactly what Google does to get ahead of it's rivals.

And now, I'll get my coat. I've posted loads about this, and need to stop. Hypocrisy and grandstanding is what gets me fired up in this case; both ooze around PI like a miasma, while much bigger and egregious lapses get ignored by them.

Redback spiders provoke BAE lock-down

Owen Carter

Recent fish in the sun was not a Pirania..

It was a Pacu (mostly herbivorous, lacks 'killer teeth'), and very unlikely to be successful away from it's tropical habitat.

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/content.php?sid=2930

Hidden in plain view: Google Music's stealth infrastructure

Owen Carter
Pirate

"Probably on a par with the investment chucked at any music startup in recent years."

.. Only if the licence also allows them to distribute the recordings in return for payment etc.. otherwise it might be a very narrow licence that only allows them to improve the audio that already exists on uploads. I can imagine that a narrow licence like that might be much cheaper and easier to obtain. And recording companies might not like people using their tracks, but are probably even more unhappy when is also sounds crappy; this way they get something back at least, and their artists sound better. Whether it can be freely converted into a raw distribution licence might be a very long and expensive saga.

Street View snooping sparks new watchdog site

Owen Carter
Troll

dephormation? :-) great name

but:

'I complained to the Police myself,';

Why? were you running your Wifi without encryption when Google drove down your street then? Or typing passwords into non SSL encrypted pages? or following any basic safe surfing practice at all?

And since you must be well informed.. I'd love to hear your estimates of the difference between these the following?

% of traffic Phorm (and it lookalikes) logs on your internet connection.

vs.

% of traffic your ISP logs and retains on your internet connection on behalf of the government.

vs.

% of traffic Google logged and retained from your wireless network.

vs.

% of traffic on your wireless network logged and fully decrypted by that 14 year old kid who lives down the street.

Sleep well..

Owen Carter

"How come no-one noticed the massive pile of data which must have resulted from using the software?"

... because it was utterly trivial compared to the amount of data captured by the multiple hi-res cameras on the cars..

And anyway, they did notice it.. They knew they were collecting the basic data; SSID etc.. (and publicly announced it at the time) but did not realise they had grabbed the unsecured data until they analysed the dumps from the wifi subsystem on the streetview cars. Until they did that they probably just archived those data grabs for later analysis, and paid no attention at all to it's contents. It's just data.. and Google deals with petabytes of that every day after all..

Never forget that this was, after all , not the primary goal of the streetview scheme.

Cue the usual wonks making like this is a) a lot of data, b) deliberate, c) an evil scheme that has probed the networks and cracked the passwords of every freedom lovin 'tard in the universe.

Home Office passport fraud sweep flops

Owen Carter

It's a business innit?

If you are an expat in europe you'd love to just pay 77 quid.. Getting a UK passport issued abroad costs at least twice that. If you have queries that's a credit-card only premium line at 70p/min. The quality of service you get there is everythign you have come to expect from expensive premium services.

Oh? you want to actually receive it? jeez you are such a looser.. Obviously you have to drive to their office in Paris or pay 30 euros for courier delivery.

Aussie police probe Google

Owen Carter

The stupid right

Take what might be the most farcical 'deliberate hack ever.. A few seconds data gathered once or maybe twice, randomonly, for a 30 second period. And only if you could not be bothered with even the mildest encryption on their wifi, and do not use ssl to login to your mail..

Scream 'they are stealing my passwords'.

Personally; the more these twits talk the less I hear.

Facebook is right to ignore them too.

And Jim Gamble.. dont get me started.. I notice the Bloody Sunday and Operation Ore reports are still not out.

Watchdog backs Google antitrust complaint with (more) data

Owen Carter

Honesty != Monopoly

Unfairly promoting your monopoly would be returning your own, less relevent, video service as the top result instead of the most relevant one. I recently had vimeo returned as the top result in a google search. Funnily enough, they had the most relevant video.

Until that sort of thing stops happening to me; or until I have a PC delivered with only google as a search engine available; or they make partnership[ deals that prevent other search engines indexing popular sites, you will simply never convince me they are a monopoly.

The anti-google wonks that pop up everywhere at the moment have, however, convinced me that Google's luddite, failing, inefficient ,competitors have totally failed to stem it's advance :-) And that is despite being the original 'monopolies' in this field (by your definition).. they obviously have no further tricks left except astroturfing and good old fashioned corruption.

Pacific islands growing not shrinking, says old study

Owen Carter

Re: Land reclamation

So.. leave your home and shout 'we were right', or protect, survive, and get called liars.

Grand choice there.

And who says the islanders themselves are the ones reclaiming the land anyway? Have a look at the history for 'wake island'; it's not alone.

Owen Carter

Land reclamation

Hi Andrew,

You forgot to mention land reclamation in this article.. which is weird since other articles discussing this in (supposedly less reputable) rags do.

As the 3rd AnonCow. above mentions; humans will be taking steps for themselves too, and dredging up a load of old coral to bolster your island is an old tactic. It's often been used to build runways etc.. (eg. the sort of thing that can make a small island grow 60% in a few years).

Owen Carter
Troll

Why only till 2003?

Interesting graph.. why does it stop at 2003? Discuss.....

Sergey Brin: 'We screwed up' on Street View Wi-Fi grab

Owen Carter
Happy

getting with the modern development flow.

"I see certain anonymous contributors have colossal amounts of either arrogance or ignorance, I'm not quite sure."

It aint just the anonymous ones.

Putting code into source control just lets you track changes from that point, it does not prevent changes.

- If it does where you work; you are either 1) Stuck with a luddite old school development methodology and need to understand the Agile development models used by Google and other fast moving companies, or you are 2) writing safety critical or ultra high availability code.

- Agile also demands that libraries etc.. get dynamically pulled in.. as much as possible you treat this as a 'plug and play' excercise.

- This is how Google will have developed the tools used here, a fast Agile process with maximum code re-use and fastest time to delivery.

- This is not a product they are selling; it is a tool they developed in-house, for use in their own vehicles.

I'm a CM and toolsmith at an agile development house; I've been a CM off and on for 20 years, I move with the times. I am always totally astounded how many 'old school' techies are 10 years out of touch with current development methods, and the speed with which you can write reliable code.

Back to the assertion that they knew every line of code in there:

Auditing of the inital checkin, and of all changes subsequently, is the thing that lets you determine exactly what is in your code.

If you are re-using external libraries and packages, you either have to audit them, or trust them, or accept you are taking a chance.

This is -very- expensive and time consuming, I doubt very much if they audited this code in any depth; that would of been overkill for a in-house tool.

But of course:

None of tha above would have stopped them from evilly designing, developing and deploying this spyfunctionality in the camera cars, but why so limited?

If they had wanted to do a proper spy mission they would have had cars capable of cracking WEP and making connections to the networks. They definatley have the resources and technical capabilities to have done that. But they did not.

PS; regarding anonymous posters; a golden rule of astroturfing is to not do it anonymously because that dimishes influence and credibility; astroturfers always create accounts.. usually lots of them in order to aid sockpuppetry.

Owen Carter

Please leave this to the experts.

"By the way.. they have your public IP and ISP's DNS suffix from the instant they connect to your wifi, incidentally."

Well, turn WEP on and then they cant connect. doh.

And even if you are so dumb as to leave that off..

Are they connecting? I see no mention of connecting! just sniffing.. Can you give me a credible reference to them actually connecting as they drive past?

All they see are IP's in the 10.0.0.x(*) range.. wow. that tells them loads. They dont see your public IP, they might be able to see your ISP's DNS suffix. Kinda depends what sort of traffic was sniffed. And assumes suitable traffic was passing in the short timeslice they had.

As for peoples understanding of ARP; best leave it to the experts guys.. I dont think they could enumerate the network without making an active connection.

(*) or 192.168.x, or whatever floats your boat.

Owen Carter
Big Brother

Wow.. how paranoid..

"This isn't an accident or a mistake. Its not a single programmer, its large scale spying over years."

Err.. it's about 10 seconds maybe once a year. And if you have WEP turned on it's not even that. Oh and a similarly low refresh note of your network details.

By the way.. can you explain -how- they get your public IP address from your Wifi details.. Cos otherwise this plan of correlating IP addresses to locations fails when they find millions of postcodes for 10.0.0.4

Owen Carter
Welcome

WHy collect SSID's and MAC

"What has my routers's MAC address got to do with them?"

People can easily change SSID's, but MAC addresses are harder to dick with (not all routers have a handy box to fill in your own) , and most people are not even aware of them.

If you are providing Location aware services you want this info...

A database of Wifi info (SSID+mac+ location+strength) can be used to help refine position, in the same way that AGPS uses mobile cell data to do the same. To get the cell info you need a suitable receiver, and a list of cell sites+other technical details that I'm sure the mobile network operators keep close guard on (unless you have paid for it).

But if you have a wifi device without a GSM receiver, or AGPS unit, this data makes a viable alternative for approximate positioning. Which could be good for consumers by removing a need to pay Vodafone et al just to tell us where we are, or relying on the US military's largesse.

Owen Carter

Overblown.

Sheesh.. Is this is the best the anti-google attack dogs can come up with.. I'm even more confident that Google are the 'good guys' now if this is all can grub up.

Never forget why we are reading this folks: Because Google's commercial rivals are pushing it like hell. I'll bet a number of the above posters are sitting in spinternet centres owned by them right now, frantically astroturfing to make it look like an important story.

A trivial amount of data (fag packet estimate: 0.00001% of all UK wifi traffic in the last 3 years.) has been captured, and for any specific location it represents just a few seconds worth of data.

Oh the calamity.

If you want real news, how about the fact your ISP and mobile telco is collecting vastly more info about your internet use and social habits, 24x7, and sharing it at the drop of a hat with the police and security services. And at the drop of a penny with their commercial partners.

US prosecution of McKinnon 'spiteful', says ex-top cop

Owen Carter
Boffin

This has always been about spite

Incompetent little people who lack even enough skill to protect against McKinnon, let alone a real hacker. And their gabbling herd of talking heads who pop up in any article on this to pour more spite in his direction.

Children, the lot of them.

Why the banks aren't scared of the Robin Hood Tax

Owen Carter
Boffin

News.

While it is nice to see someone put the arguments in proper economic terms, the basic principle here has been well espoused by others: If you tax the bankers they will simply pass that along to us through charges, lost interest and additional taxes elsewhere to prop up the system that in turn props the bankers up.

The correct solution is to go after the assets of all those who took risks (remember how they used the word risk a lot when justifying salaries and bonuses, right up to , oh, 2 years ago) .

We take back the salary and bonuses, or property realised off them, until they are living in a 2 bedroom terrace and cannot afford a new car. No excuses, they become controlled individuals and it is up to them to prove that any money they now display was earned -after- they f**ked up, and honestly so.

That won't earn much for us in the short term, I'm sure they have already gone to great lengths to salt their bonuses away. But it will greatly benefit us all going forward if the bankers (and others in similar sinicures) suddenly have to work in an environment where the risks they take include themselves, as well as us little people.

Primark pulls 'disgraceful' padded bikini for kiddies

Owen Carter
WTF?

The peodophile 10p

When I was a nipper, doing my paper round. I remember a young lady appearing repeatedly on p3 (which for some reason I always checked out on the duller mornings), she was not old enough to appear as the main item, so instead they settled for pictures of her in a tight top and the promise that you'd see the rest in a few days just as soon as she had her birthday. Her mum was regularly quoted saying how excited and proud she was at the prospect.

But of course that is totally different from anything done by evil paedophiles huh?

Facebook rejects CEOP 'panic button' demands (again)

Owen Carter
Badgers

News Corporation.

Lots of stories in News Corps papers about this.. It's everywhere, but certainly being pushed through Murdoc's orifaces with some force (*). This is the News Corporation who own myspace, which does not seem to be mentioned at all.. Last I heard they did not have this button either, but I guess things have changed since they'd never be that hypocritical right?

(*) Curiously, there is a cactus in the corner of my office that evokes the same thought..

Owen Carter
Black Helicopters

What is it anyway?

A little image served from Facebook with a link to this 'think of the children'esqe site.

A image from a third-party site? ..from a state run 'think of the children' website? from the police? Does it have a cookie?

Does it have some java? is it actually an iframe to a third-party site?

???

I just spent a few mins trying to answer the above, but no joy (searches swamped by current story).

I wonder if someone here knows; and why the desperation to get this on the biggest social networking site out there? Just pre-election grandstanding? Other agendas?

Murdoch tells old media to 'stand up' to Google, Bing

Owen Carter

@Gilbert

".. he's doing this as some sort of awful plan we have yet to see the whole of; possibly to break the Internet or royally shaft the BBC."

I think it's called giving David Cameron a rim-job. I have a sneaky suspicion that there is a gentlemens agreement that the tories will move the BBC to IP blocking everything but the UK for ALL online content. With maybe a paywall for the rest of us (note: I'm an expat who -would- pay for this -right now- if I got iPlayer access..)

Coupled with a fantasy that the WIPO deal (where he had influence, even if us little people did not) would setup a worldwide 'presumed infringing' censorship scheme where money is your only way to get content online, it's easy to see where a 'money and influence can buy anything' fantasist can fail to understand what is really happening.

This is turning into the most amusing train-wreck I have ever seen.

Times websites want £1 a day from June

Owen Carter
Pirate

Wow

104 poonds per year for Murdoch brand bottom wipes.

The relevant quote here is: There's one born every Minute.

Zeus botnets suffer mighty blow after ISP taken offline

Owen Carter
Boffin

@Lonelyguyinbristol.

> WTF?? Positive? Will you still think it's positive when you loose YOUR internet connection because one of the other 10000 customers of your ISP did something someone doesn't like?

I think you'll find these 'ISPs' customers were almost exclusively criminals, plus a bunch of spinternet houses and other undesirables who could not get hosted elsewhere. This was their whole raison d'être, and I'm sure they charged handsomely for it too..

Dont worry, BT broadband are not going to be cut off in the same way even if a few idjeeots and crims pop up there occasionally too.

Google buys app, removes from app store

Owen Carter

Buying the IP?

> it must be the local search capabilities that caught Google's eye

Or; they have a patent on that, which got caught inGoogles eye.

ISS gets bay window onto Earth

Owen Carter
Happy

X-Wing indeed

Last time I saw a view on my monitor like this a husky voice was coming over the intercom saying 'The force is strong in this one, follow me.' graphics were worse though..

New cig peril: Third-hand smoke coats puffers in poison

Owen Carter
Grenade

Oh Dear

So.. the anti-smoking brigade(*), unable to cope with the fact that a dwindling number of rational, intellegent people still smoke privately while fully aware of the risks, need a hook to get it banned altogether.

Ta-Daa!

(*) Were saving lives! how dare you criticize us! we can do no wrong and you are a child murder, waaa! you MUST do what we say.

- As I approach middle age I am really anxious I will end up like them; but hopefully the fags will kill me before I get that sad.

Wikileaks pledge drive hobbled by PayPal suspension

Owen Carter
Happy

My bank has the solution.

I bank with ABN-Amro here in holland, for the last 8 years I have had a two-factor authenticated internet account (ie. I have a little device which I plug my card into, enter my pin, and then have to use it to generate a response code in order to login, very secure compared to the nonsense I see with my UK creditcard, where the focus seems entirely on adding extra passwords and images to the signup, instead of fixing it properly.

On top of that I have iDeal (for many Dutch merchants, though obviously not eBay), it works as follows: At the checkout you click the iDeal link, you get taken to your internet banking site where you log in and complete the transaction, then get taken back to the merchant site. While on my bank site I can check balances and choose accounts etc. before paying!

It's a bit fiddlier than paypals oneclick solutions, but easier than a full creditcard check, and I feel much more in control.

One day the UK and US banks will catch up and start delivering real services and security to their marks^H^H^H^Hcustomers, but they'll probably have to fail again first.

Nexus One web address used to punt smoky jazz

Owen Carter
Dead Vulture

Google rips off dick!

Full Disclosure: I nicked the above from /. here:

http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1500796&cid=30681238

The mere possibility of such a headline in El Reg should have ensured the 'he stole our imaginary property' cries from PKDicks daughter got a whole story to itself..

Jimbo asks online folk to play nice, be civil

Owen Carter
Badgers

Thinking of a new blog

I'm hatching plans for a new online diary (ok, it's a blog, but will have none of that trackback/pinging nonsense blogwonks use to make themselves feel popular).

It will have a comments section, quite an open one. But there will be a couple of auto spam/idiot bots moderating it, plus myself, and I have decided I will publish IP addresses (in fact, I'm thinking of not having any form of nicks etc.., just IP addresses.) Anyone who cannot handle that can just STFU. :-) I won't be blogging anonymously, you wont be commenting anonymously.

Need I link to a famous penny arcade cartoon here?

Can anyone explain the chunnel fiasco?

Owen Carter
FAIL

warm air.

You say that Eurotunnel are 'choosing' (your words) to use warm air in the tunnels.

They either use the ambient air temperature in the tunnels; which is over 30C -without- trains (the trains have megawatt class energy consumption) adding even more heat. Or at least it was In 1993, the last time I was walking around down there. It's warm underground; just ask miners and tunnelers, this is a 'well known fact' (tm).

Or, I suppose, they could -choose- to try and aircon the whole tunnel, yeah.. that would reduce ticket prices and save the planet at a stroke.

Note. Trains do not push air 'through' the tunnel, that would waste huge amounts of energy in friction with the tunnel walls. Instead air passes around the trains in a much shorter loop using the service tunnel and special automatic vent systems between that and the running tunnels.

Also: There can be up to 10 trains in the tunnel at any one time. Trains are passed through in batches. Trains approaching the tunnel entrance need a good few KM to stop. There are only two sets of crossover points and these take time to open/close because they have BIG security/safety doors separating the tunnels. In short.. five all getting stuck together at once is extreme but not improbable or deliberate.

The real issue is why their electrical systems were so poorly insulated against water ingress, and why this had not been noticed and corrected in the 15 years leading up to this; I'd be willing to bet there have been some indications that water/snow was getting into the works before now.

But of course, a real engineer would have worked all that out and written a better article than this. And a real journalist would have researched it better; but a troll would just make a story up anyway out of half-truths and misinformation. Sorry; but that's how it looks to me.

Gov slams critical database report as opaque, flawed, inaccurate

Owen Carter
Boffin

A rebuttal for the wonks, an insult to us

This rebuttal is not written by or for clever people; it's a wonks internal justification for their wonky behaviour. It's 'audience' is a bunch of Mandy's and other sociopaths who will now consider the matter 'closed' and will continue just as before.

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