* Posts by MyffyW

2028 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2013

Linux lover consumed a quarter of the network

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Re: Charlie Says

I know - totally had that one handed to me, and all it took was some memory of my childhood trauma from the 1970s to get resurfaced. I mean, I'll need six months of counselling, but at least I got a few upvotes :-)

Grabs coat, the red one I was wearing by that pond...

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Never play with matches download that which can be posted to you in 48 hours"

Google toys with internet air-gap for some staff PCs

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Re: No Network!!!

I think we should probably avoid networked computers. They seem to be the vulnerable bit (looks suspiciously at her fellow humans, looks in the mirror, doubts herself)

Slackware wasn't the first Linux distro, but it's the oldest still alive and kicking

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Happy Birthday (Happy Birthday-yay-yay)

Ridiculously fond memories of running Slackware for the first time in autumn of 1997 when I should have been planning an NT4 migration. Got round to the NT4 migration between learning about Linux, XFree86 and all the GNU bells and whistles.

Goodbye Azure AD, Entra the drag on your time and money

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Re: Competition authorities are closing in…

"....scales faster than an Oracle invoice after an audit"

Yes, that's why I still come here. Love you awesome nerds.

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Re: Entra - from the prefix 'entero-'?

'twas exactly what this Biologist manqué thought - certainly doesn't sound nice

1 in 4 Brits are playing with generative AI, and some take its word as gospel

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Re: 43 percent of those "mistakenly" assuming "that it always produces factually accurate answers."

The interesting thing is how it is illustrating how the "work" in many peoples jobs isn't really of value, but fluff and filler that any old generative AI could produce. If it wanted to.

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Just ChatGPT going full ChatGPT

I agree it would be useful if it did provide sources, but this misunderstands the means by which it generates it's answers.

It is simply predicting which word logically should follow the last. So it is perfectly capable of saying "We. Import. Two. Thirds. Of. Our. Cheese. That. Is. A. Disgrace" but of course no human being would ever say such a thing, and certainly couldn't back it up with sources ... or even sauces.

Almost all classic US video games 'critically endangered'

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Mrs Brady

You were lucky to have broken biscuits, I was 36 before I saw a banana, and got married in a wedding dress made from parachute silk. And the council makes me pay to have my grass cuttings taken away these days. It's not like it used to be under that nice Mr Eden.

Oracle pours fuel all over Red Hat source code drama

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Re: Opensolaris anyone? @containerizer

It's curious, because I suspect many people (like me) downloaded Linux to learn UNIX skills, with the unintended consequence that Linux became the UNIX-like platform

Solaris - well I was aware of you, but never used you in levity or anger.

Threads versus Twitter: Shouldn't we be happy the wheels are falling off antisocial social media?

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Re: Centralized Information

"the modern BBC is a government shill just like every other national broadcaster"

No, it really isn't. One only has to look at the earnest hand-wringing over just about any issue to see how studiously it tries to ensure balance. Doesn't always succeed, but it is way better than most government or corporate sponsored media.

Let's have a chat about Java licensing, says unsolicited Oracle email

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Re: Simple solution

@AC this is much the best approach to these shysters

Lamborghini's last remaining pure gas guzzlers are all spoken for

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Re: Lamborghini going EV ?

I must admit whenever I see a carbon-fibre pen1s extension I do feel slightly sorry for the poor chap. Only slightly though.

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Of those I know who describe themselves as "Petrolheads" and insist that an EV can't possibly scratch their itch, it does seem that absence of a manual gearbox is about the best argument they can muster. I suspect noise and nuisance are also latent pulls. Such people are, of course, ultimately as out of touch as those of us who prefer our railway locomotives to be coal and steam powered. Actually, I think my steam train enthusiasm is more rational. But I digress

[Slams carriage door and adjusts her Laura Ashley frock]

Artificial General Intelligence remains a distant dream despite LLM boom

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The "fundamental property of matter" bit really irked me. Matter, at least as most of us observe it, is largely a function of the size of the atomic nucleus or the arrangement of electrons, often those in the most loosely bound state. Now that's pretty amazing stuff but it's not intelligence, it's just the strong nuclear interaction and electromagnetism.

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Like 3D Printing

If the only damage it does is undercutting and B&Q for plastic widgets, I'll be happy

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I will have a go - AGI is not coming soon because the principle step forward (LLM) is not AGI but a cul-de-sac, albeit a deep and rather intriguing one. Even after all existing human knowledge has been absorbed, all it can do is re-hash this in the manner of one of Orwell's writing kaleidoscopes from 1984. And if I recall they were usually used to write salacious pornography for the proletarian masses.

One year after Roe v Wade overturned and 'uterus surveillance' looks grim

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Re: Defining "The Land of the Free"

Activism is the only thing that has agency - whether it is in the polling booths, or standing in solidarity with others.

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Re: That gives me an idea

@AC ok, you went there. I'm putting on my Spiderwoman costume and climbing the Reichstag, because sometimes comparison to odious regimes of the past is justified.

Dialup-era developer writes ChatGPT client for Windows 3.1

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Re: Clipinator 1000 and the Mouseball of Death

I, for one, welcome the opportunity to bring Skynet crashing down with one slightly awkward three-key combination.

Way out in deep space, astronomers spot precursor of carbon based life

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Re: I for one

Whilst I do dread to think how much worse things could be, the past couple of decades have taught me that things can always get worse

FYI: Tor Browser is very much still a thing and getting updates

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Re: Great for searches

I do sometimes wonder where my own search histories would lead the inevitable state or non-state snooper. I may have searched for a silicone dildo. Yes I also searched for details on a local heritage railway. No, I am not interested in exploring an intersection between the two.

BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI

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Personally I'm trying to bring that green-blue sheen of Factor 50 into this season's must have look. If UV is kept moderate I tan eventually, but always with the likelier outcome being a sort of lobster red.

If AI drives humans to extinction, it'll be our fault

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Re: Conspiracy or cock-up?

An upvote for referencing Jerome K Jerome, whose observations on machine learning would have been most enlightening, I'm sure.

Open the pod bay doors, GPT, and see if you're smart enough for the real world

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Re: We should, within our limitations as humans, act responsibly

Just my luck if after 40-odd years of dieting it turns out I'm a fracking cylon

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Re: We should, within our limitations as humans, act responsibly

I am happy to report I am 100% human created

[I am not a robot - tick]

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Horse discovered in college bathroom

I think I met the horse recently in a Cambridge college bathroom.

I'm tired, I think I'll sit on this sofa, here on the stairs for a while...

UK smart meter rollout years late and less than two thirds complete

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Having recently got an EV, and being on an energy deal that ends in September I went looking for options for a split tariff (which would require me to get one of the cursed smart meters).

For the dubious pleasure of paying 33% more for my daytime 'leccy they will let me get a somewhat discounted night time rate. But if you weigh up the difference between their normal tariff and the split one it was just £15 a year. And this for one of the most extreme use cases of charging up a massive Lithium battery.

I'm pretty unconvinced.

Decision to hold women-in-cyber events in abortion-banning states sparks outcry

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Re: Freedom of Religion

True Freedom of Religion includes the right to believe absolutely nothing beyond that which is provable by empirical observation.

[Speaking as a clergyman's daughter with an engineering degree. ]

Scientists think they may have cracked life support for Martian occupation

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Re: May??

I, for one, welcome our new radiotrophic fungi overlords .....

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Re: How about plants ?

I know in the past I have offered my various services for the chance to get into space, but I would draw the line at taking a shit on perchlorate-dusted regolith.

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Re: How about plants ?

Well let's face it, it ain't the kind of place to raise your kids

AI, extinction, nuclear war, pandemics ... That's expert open letter bingo

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Re: Yawn.

Well apparently there is hope:

"Mitigating the risks associated with artificial intelligence (AI) and minimizing the potential for AI to cause harm to humanity is an important task. While it is impossible to eliminate all risks entirely, here are some measures that can help mitigate the risk of extinction from AI:

Research and Development: Encourage responsible research and development of AI. Promote AI systems that prioritize safety, transparency, and accountability. Invest in AI research that focuses on addressing potential risks and developing robust safety measures.

Ethical Guidelines: Develop and implement ethical guidelines for AI development and deployment. These guidelines should encompass principles such as human welfare, fairness, privacy, and accountability. International collaboration is essential to establish global standards.

Robust Safety Measures: Emphasize the development of AI systems with built-in safety precautions. Encourage the use of fail-safe mechanisms, rigorous testing, and evaluation processes to ensure AI systems do not pose existential risks to humanity. Ongoing monitoring and regular audits of AI systems can also help identify and address potential issues.

Value Alignment: Foster AI systems that align with human values and objectives. It is crucial to ensure that AI systems are designed to serve humanity's best interests rather than conflicting with them. Incorporating human oversight and control mechanisms in critical decision-making processes can help prevent unintended consequences.

Transparent and Explainable AI: Encourage the development of AI systems that are transparent and explainable. Understanding how AI systems make decisions is essential for building trust and identifying potential risks. Explainability also helps in holding AI systems accountable for their actions.

Collaborative Approach: Encourage collaboration and cooperation between governments, organizations, academia, and industry. Establish platforms for sharing knowledge, best practices, and lessons learned. Collaborative efforts can help identify risks early on, develop collective strategies, and foster responsible AI development.

Public Awareness and Education: Raise public awareness about AI and its potential risks and benefits. Educate the public about the implications and challenges associated with AI technologies. This can lead to informed discussions and policies that address risks effectively.

International Governance: Advocate for international cooperation to establish regulatory frameworks and governance mechanisms for AI. Engage in global discussions to ensure a coordinated approach to mitigating risks. International agreements and treaties can play a significant role in managing the impact of AI on a global scale.

Continuous Evaluation: Regularly assess and reassess the risks associated with AI as technology evolves. Encourage ongoing research and evaluation of the potential risks, and adapt mitigation strategies accordingly.

Long-term Thinking: Promote a long-term perspective when developing AI technologies. Consider the potential future implications and risks associated with advanced AI systems. Anticipating risks in advance allows for proactive measures to be taken.

It is important to note that addressing the risks of AI requires a multi-faceted approach involving stakeholders from various domains. Collaboration, transparency, and responsible practices should be at the core of efforts to mitigate the risk of AI-driven existential threats."

[A large language model may have written this]

UK warned not to bother racing US, EU on EV subsidies

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I read the Grauniad article and it was fun to see in black-and-white what hitherto I had only heard from Plantagenet/Elizabethan/Regency/WWI TV comedy.

I came to the conclusion Edmund Blackadder now works for some wing of the continuity fossil fuel industry. And I, for one, wish him as much success as his antecedents.

Fahrenheit to take over Celsius

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Re: Charles Ponzi born 100 year too early.

I have some recently used Tulip bulbs for sale at a reduced price ... just saying.

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Re: Byline

NOTE TO SELF: When I launch my cryptocurrency investment vehicle I must remember to name it after Monsieur Réaumur.

Virgin Galactic flies final test before opening for business

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Re: A fad if they don't rethink

IIRC it was $200K when they first launched ... but then I have worked out that was almost 20 years ago. Time flies by when you're the pilot of a space plane...

Billionaire BT stalker Patrick Drahi increases stake to 24.5%

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Re: Uh-oh

I might be misremembering but I seem to recall pop band Shampoo (of Trouble fame) got pelted with urine-filled condoms when they played Glastonbury, which broadly aligns with my experience of BT down the years. As you were, Patrick.

[cheep lager, because it's the nearest fluid analogue]

Amazon to shutter its Chinese Appstore – the one used by hardly anyone, anywhere

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Re: Does anyone even use Appstores on smart devices anymore?

Can't remember the last app I bought, but I do install the usual suspects of free ones. Have not used the Amazon appstore since I ditched my daughters Kindle Fire many years ago.

Microsoft enables booting physical PCs directly into cloud PCs

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Am I in an American Teen Horror Movie?

Asking because the Thin Client monster keeps coming back with more and more improbable ways to cheat death. Why won't you just die?

Digital transformation expert on mass layoffs: I would have expected more from tech

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Re: What are CEOs paid for?

Well they aren't paid for their vision, but rather for managing stakeholder expectations. Yes those stakeholders do include us wage-slaves, but they also include shareholders, money markets and their mates at the Golf & Country Club. And as with any herd animal, sometimes when one moves they can all move. I would pity the poor darlings but for the massive multiple they earn in relation to their underlings.

That Meta GDPR fine is €1.2B. Plus biz must stop sending EU data to US

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Upvote, Pascal, for that level of care over a post.

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Re: Honest question

No - given the bureaucratic to-and-fro it looks very much like a legal process to me. The sort a certain Franz Kafka wrote about in The Trial

Makes you proud to be European.

Tesla batteries went from fully charged to fully disabled after botched patch, lawsuit claims

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Re: Internet cars

The use case is to switch on climate remotely before you go out to the car - cool it down on a hot day, warm it up on a cold one rather than change it whilst you're driving through your phone (which would be crazy, and I agree a dial is *way* easier)

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Re: Yet Another Needless Distraction

Indeed - which proves what Keynes always said about stock prices and beauty contests :-)

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Internet cars

Polestar, whose actual motor car is a fine piece of engineering, have a smartphone app for charging, locking and climate control that is an absolute crock of shit. I mean just about the least reliable app I've ever used.

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Re: Where Blame is Due

@Wolfsburg, is that you?

Large language models' surprise emergent behavior written off as 'a mirage'

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Re: Cold Fusion?

Gosh, that is exactly what went through my mind, the phrase from New Scientist (I think) some weeks later being "Cold water poured on Cold Fusion"

...I'm off to ask ChatGPT about polywater

Microsoft pushes users to the Edge in Outlook, Teams

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Yeah - tried my hand at coming up with a pithy response but "just p*ss off, Microsoft" works for me

CERN celebrates 30 years since releasing the web to the public domain

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Re: Good, bad or ugly

It gave us some rather curious leisure pursuits, previously poorly rendered on VHS or Super8. Thankfully I have not stared in any of them.