* Posts by MyffyW

2027 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2013

Bad news. Asteroid 1999 KW4 flew by, did not hit Earth killing us all. Good news: Another one, Didymos, is on the way

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Re: Up with this sort of thing!

I'd be happy to have a bash at asteroid smashing. But CLIs are my comfort zone.

One man went to mow a meadow, hoping Trump would spot giant grass snake under flightpath

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Re: Sad news everyone

...alt-right no better than Jaws (IV, 1987)

Kenshi: Sandblasted sword-punk D&D where the dungeon master wants everyone dead

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Re: Welcome to the new column

Your new column is a welcome addition to the toy draw and may well help in my quest to find ever more tangential ways to waste my time.

A mobe with obnoxious teen karaoke app TikTok built in?! Wow, thanks ByteDance, sign us up

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Re: Why not?

Sounds like a terrible idea, but in the unlikely event of weaning my daughters off their Apple addiction I'll give it one-and-a-half cheers.

Uh-oh .io: Question mark hangs over trendy tech startup domains as UN condemns British empire hangover

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Re: Our special role.

And one reason we handed it over was we could barely muster enough medium-range bombers to inconvenience Moscow, never mind long-range ones to bother the Middle East.

Plus Ca Change....

NASA boffins may just carve your name on a chip and send it to Mars if you ask nicely

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"Dear Ms W, Good luck and God's providence has lead me to you, my friend. But first let me introduce myself. I am Dr Emmanuel Abba. I need your help in repatriating SIX MILLION Martian Credits ........"

Long-distance dildo devotee deploys ding-dong over data deceit

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Re: Advancements in AI

You had me at "C-shaped" ....

UK Space Agency cracks open its wallet, fishes out a paltry £2m for Brit plans to return to orbit

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Re: Oh My!

On the basis of every reaction having an equal and opposite reaction, I suspect the resulting deltaV will somewhat modest from the ESA-faeco-ejection-engine.

Wanted: Big iron geeks to help restore IBM 360 mainframe rescued from defunct German factory by other big iron geeks

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As somebody whose idea of retro computing stretches no further back than the 6502 processor, I can merely salute the sheer engineering grunt that has gone into this effort so far and offer my best wishes to the chaps concerned.

Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux

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Re: Wine writers have an overactive imagination

Happily betrothed in any event, hope the keyboard recovers, Rich.

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Re: Wine writers have an overactive imagination

...decadent, slightly tart with chocolate cravings.

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... though it has been pointed out that wherever they come from, it's the wizardry in Wigan that makes them so special.

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@Lee_D Thumb up for recognizing the intrinsic value of Heinz Baked Beans. I favour those grown in the highlands of Chile, but I'm a New World kind of girl.

Two Capita staffers to double up as non-exec directors, get keys to corporate biscuit barrel

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They do sound middling roles but I think they can reasonably be said to be "workers by hand or by brain". They're unlikely to have significant personal wealth or old boys networks to fall back on, so they have a stake in making this work.

More companies should do this, over time it might break the isolated bubble that most boards seem to inhabit.

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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Re: A waste of good breath?

I'm very glad I live in a world where Amnesty International are free to waste their breath.

Talk about a ticket to ride... London rail passengers hear pr0n grunts over PA system

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Surprising how far a haughty indifference to customer satisfaction and a firm hand on the tiller can get you...

Take my bits awaaaay: DARPA wants to develop AI fighter program to augment human pilots

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Re: Good and Bad News

Fortunately my associate, Mr Milo Minderbinder, has already initiated such a trade. We are also in a position to sub-contract bombing missions for the opposition upon ourselves for the right price. What's good for the consortium is good for all of us.

Oracle suspects Pentagon fell for a JEDI Prime trick: Amazon now accused of luring two officials with jobs

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Re: Blakes 7

Whilst I always wanted to be Jenna or Cally, I have to admit Servalan is something of an eminence gris to me

Age verification biz claims no-payment model for 40% of Brits ahead of July pr0n ban

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Legal status

... glad we cleared that up.

I wonder if he's more ashamed of those antics than the brexit chaos he bequeathed us?

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Re: Wag the Dog?

It was a pig, for the record. And his what-not was merely resting in it's mouth...

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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Re: An Orlowski article? With comments enabled???

One never really appreciates El Reg talent until it's flown the nest. Best of luck Andrew.

IT bod who does a bit of everything: You might want to specialise if that pay rise proves elusive

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Being able to articulate your ideas in peer forums on the Internet is probably one of the better skills :-)

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Re: Full stack developer +41% offers, +4.3% salary

I laugh because my college flatmate, let's call him Nigel, used to bemoan the difficulty of choosing the right variable type and wished there was just one which he christened "effing-great-big-massive". Fortunately for him, and his 486sx, Borland C++ was a bit more picky...

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Re: He's actually got a point.

Pete Buttigieg has my (non-enfranchised) vote, if only because I can't wait for the first "First Husband" to be Chasten Buttigieg.

Meet Microsoft's new Visual Studio Online... not the same as the old Visual Studio Online

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Re: Framework + Core = .NET 5

...and certainly nothing to do with quadropenia

We regret to inform you the massive asteroid NASA's all excited about probably won't hit Earth

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mirror theorem

If it's a theorem presumably the scientific community currently lack real-world observations to justify it being a law? As such, though I'll rather miss the place, at least I'll be consoled by my fiery death evidencing said theorem. And anyway I'll be getting on a bit post-2029.

Come friendly bit barns and fall on Slough: Equinix opens £90m data centre in London rust belt

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Re: Culture

As ringleader, tom-boy and chum to the weak I do appreciate old lights for new chancels.

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Re: Erm, that's Berkshire...

And of course West London should not be confused with East London, which is in South Africa, where the coelacanth was first discovered, in the late '30s, about the same time as John Betjeman wrote "Slough".

Slip-sliding to May: Another Dragon delay and JAXA makes a bigger splash

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Re: Isle of Man moon mission stamps

serious chutzpah? - Well the Apollo 11 lunar plaque did say they came for all Mankind.

Israeli Moon probe crashes at the last minute but SpaceX scores with Falcon Heavy launch

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Agile

If you are going to fail, you might as well fail fast.

[though note, NASA / Roscosmos / et al, this isn't a brilliant idea with astronauts on board]

Here's what Lynch, Hussain and HPE are saying about Autonomy pre-buyout due diligence

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All this has happened before...

"The directors of such joint-stock companies, however, being the managers rather of other people's money than of their own, it cannot well be expected, that they should watch over it with the same anxious vigilance with which the partners in a private company frequently watch over their own.... Negligence and profusion, therefore, must always prevail, more or less, in the management of the affairs of such a company."

- Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations, 1776

Are brown dwarfs stars or planets? Boffins find evidence for proto-suns in a solar system

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Re: Non-Binary thinking

Welcome to the spectrum Brown Dwarf, shine* you fabulous anomaly!

[*well glow a sort of lukewarm umber colour]

Just the small matter of the bill for scrapping Blighty's old nuclear submarines: It's £7.5bn

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HMS Dreadnought

Operation Journeyman was a Royal Navy operation in which a naval taskforce was sent to the Falkland Islands in November 1977 to prevent an Argentine invasion.

HMS Dreadnought provided the role of hunter-killer submarine, although it didn't have to sink anything.

Naming your company 101: Probably best not to have the word 'Oracle' anywhere near branding

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Re: Lack of detail?

@'s water music - so true - I really wish I could upvote you repeatedly until my fingers got sore

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Re: Lack of detail?

Was this transport business going to have the mission statement "nobody likes us, we don't care" ?

In which case you can see a clear overlap with the license-rights-enforcement-juggernaut from over the pond.

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@Paul_Herber be careful of trying to make Sage pronouncements.

Searching for Skylab: Even the most casual astro-nerd will revel in this respectful elegy to unsung space history

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Smear Test

For those blessed with XX chromosomes popping one's legs in the stirups for such a test is hardly the most dignified of pursuits but can save your life. Pester your significant other to have one when you go home.

I am of course talking about having your cervix examined, not going up to a 1970s space station.

UK libraries dumped 11% of computers since 2010-11... everybody has one anyway, right?

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"all job centres had free Wi-Fi."

Cool. Just need to offer artisan-crafted granola bars and flat whites and they'll be indistinguishable from any franchised coffee house.

Slow Ring Windows 10 fragged by anti-cheat software in the games you're playing at work, says Insiders supremo

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Re: WTF is a Slow Ring???

Maybe I've had a sheltered life, but I found myself asking WTF is the acronym LMGTFY.

So I turned to Google. And now I'm stuck in a causation loop.

- MyffyW, proudly on the spectrum, whether it be ASD, EM or LGBTQI+

In a galaxy far, far away, aliens may have eight-letter DNA – like the kind NASA-backed boffins just crafted

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Re: So ...

.. for some reason when searching for more than 4 base pairs my phone will display nothing other than the message "a suffusion of yellow"

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Re: Nitro

@Allan_George_Dyer I think "lucky" and "optimal" are one and the same in the context of what actually evolved. But if something with 8 base pairs (with or without face-removing-teeth) wants to discuss this calmly with us, well I'm always amenable to a chat over a nice cup of tea.

Well Holby damned! We've caught a virus: Brit medical soap operas team up for 'cyber' episode

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Re: Red shirt guy goes first

Ensign Cannonfodder, please accompany these three permanent members of the cast down to the planet. Will it put you in any danger? Some, but you should be able to handle it.

A once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity: NASA bids emotional farewell to its cocky, hardworking RC science car on Mars

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Re: Wouldn't it be ironic

"It's rayeeee-ain on your wedding day....." or sand particles in your chardonnay

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What you really need is a human being to come along and dust the plucky little rover.

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Bosoms

...might explain who and what we are rather better. Just saying...

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"will there someday...."

@8972 no my dear, only in your dreams.

Tell NASA to grab the margarita mix – a sextillion-kg salty ring found floating in space

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Interstellar Ramen Noodle Exhibit

Be careful children, that's a lot of sodium.

Senior slippery sex stimulator sales exec sacked for shafting .org-asmic cyber-space place, a tribunal hears

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Re: Viagra is a "back-to-back bonking drug"?

The Uncle Hank scene from "Requiem for a Dream" comes to mind for some reason.

[shudder]

iPhone price cuts are coming, teases Apple CEO. *Bring-bring* Hello, Apple UK? It's El Reg. You free to chat?

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Re: The reasons for the iPhone sales slump were threefold

You missed proper rounded corners. Very important requirement in our household ... well worth a thousand quid {cough}

Post-Brexit plan for .EU tweaked: No dot-EU web domains for Europeans in UK, no appeals, etc

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Jacob Rees-Mogg has already moved his company addresses to Dublin, so he's alright Jack. Or Jake.