* Posts by MyffyW

2028 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2013

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

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Re: I though Ethics

I thought he was the onetime sweetheart of Queen Lizzie I

Steve Jobs, executives shot down top Apple engineers' plea to design their own server CPU – latest twist in legal battle over chip upstart Nuvia

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Re: Foot meet gun, gun meet foot

@bazza that is far too level-headed for these times.

I'm coming to realise I'm a Liddell Hart girl in a Clausewitz era.

25 years of Delphi and no Oracle in sight: Not a Visual Basic killer but hard to kill

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Re: Progman Error

It's Friday, we'll let you off Tim :-)

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Progman Error

Dear El Reg, I think what you're illustrating is Delphi icons in a Windows Explorer window on Windows 9x (or possibly NT4).

Program Manager would have been on Window 3.x or Windows NT 3.x

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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In fairness to the boys and girls in blue they are probably too busy getting hit or puked on by random members of the public. This may well have come from a civilian member of staff.

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Re: I told my Dad I use Kali

As a child I wanted to be Cally. Or Jenna.... or in any case stick it to the Galactic Federation

It's official: In May, Microsoft will close the door, lock the vault, brick over the entrance of dreaded Windows 10 1809

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Re: Not Downgrading to Windows 10 ... Ever !!!

@AC I've got Windows for Workgroups 3.11 disks if you want to really live the dream.

I do hate to break it too you hun, but security through obsolescence is not a thing...

What do we want? A proper review of IR35! When do we want it? Last year! Bunch of IT contractors protest outside UK Parliament

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50 Shades of Grey

Judging from the picture it would seem the protesters are drawn from an unusually narrow demographic even for the world of IT.

[full disclosure: I'll admit my own golden tresses are starting to turn to silver]

Mobile World Congress now none of those things as 2020 industry megashow axed over coronavirus fears

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Re: It's COVID-19

I think we had a COVID-19 video recorder when everybody else bought VHS or Betamax

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Re: Anyone else get the feeling

Bought Rainbow Six and was very disappointed there was no LGBT+ angle ;-)

Good thriller though...

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Re: Oh, dear!

And the New Statesman too - shocking advertorial in the December issue from some big tech company who will remain nameless as frankly they don't deserve anymore attention.

- Disgusted of Llantisilly

Built to last: Time to dispose of the disposable, unrepairable brick

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Re: Given that the X201 still runs fast enough for what I need

I still have a 2010 ex-corporate Dell Optiplex as our desktop and it does the job. Bought 7 years ago for little more than 50 quid and I've tickled it's tummy with plenty of RAM. Was careful to choose the better processor.

Atari would love to ship its VCS console but – would ya believe it – there's yet another delay. This time, it's the coronavirus's fault

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Re: Oh how I used to love Atari...

"A pocket sized Atari ST with a MIDI sequencer anyone" sounds awesome...

And then I remembered I have a Raspberry Pi and only lethargy stops me from creating something wonderful.

Microsoft Teams starts February with a good, old-fashioned TITSUP*

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Re: Sucks

I like Teams - my email inbox has never been so quiet

Artful prankster creates Google Maps traffic jams by walking a cartful of old phones around Berlin

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Re: Ingenious

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?

US's secret spy payload offloaded: Rocket Lab demos missile muscle with second Electron guided home

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Re: One small detail

-> What happens to the elephants?

They land trunk-first. One pre-impact "toot-taroot" and they decelerate nicely.

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Re: Deer recovery by chopper

Was it expensive?

.... well it was a little deer.

Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something

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Re: re:Of course Elon's faithful

Even the Hummer is more stylish, by dint of it's "Tank Girl" connections to the military-industrial-complex.

BSOD Burgerwatch latest: Do you want fries with that plaintext password?

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Re: Surprised they don't use *NIX

It's an interesting measure of "progress" that a machine which has been running for 3 years solid would now be flagged as a risk because it has likely not had security patches installed and their requisite reboot during those 36 months.

[I know not all updates on all OSes require a reboot. Just a depressingly large number.]

Take DOS, stir in some Netware, add a bit of Windows and... it's ALIIIIVE!

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Re: Miffy?

@Dolvaran I think she's called Nijntje in Dutch, but since I'm not adverse to a cute dress and I definitely make it up as I go along I'm honestly not bothered.

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Re: Hmm

They were certainly cooperatively multitasked (rather than preemptively) so when someone installed a SQLAnywhere module on our file server everything ground to a halt. I also had personal experience of watching the NetWare server ABEND from a faulting NLM and demand a floppy disk to dump the memory to.

The following link took me so far down memory lane I was humming Dubstar songs:

https://support.novell.com/techcenter/articles/ana19910901.html#d12jhwc

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Re: Miffy?

Speaking personally I'm only slightly Welsh and - reruns of "Silent Running" aside - rarely sad.

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Re: Hmm

@John_Styles I think you are recalling VAPs - or Value-Added Processes as they were called, which predate even my experience of NetWare.

They - to quote from the Novell site - "provided a limited interface and an inflexible environment, forcing supervisors to bring down a server and then bring it back up again to load a VAP."

Boris celebrates taking back control of Brexit Britain's immigration – with unlimited immigration program

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Re: Good, good.

Whilst I welcome smart folk from around the world, I can just imagine my intolerant in-laws greeting this particular initiative with the warmth they normally reserve for yours truly.

SLS goes vertical at Stennis while NASA practises SRB stacking

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Richard Feynman called the SSME the most complicated machine ever built, so why we would throw 4 of them away every time we launch something is beyond me.

That said you might lash something like this together if you needed a huge deltaV in a hurry, say to deflect that extinction-level-event asteroid that was coming for us.

[Yes, I am putting my winter coat on. No, I'm not expecting an asteroid.]

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Re: If you had actually listened to your glorious leader ...

Pipe down, Finbarr ;-)

New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car

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Call me a cab, a sustainable one with a non-gig economy driver if such a thing is possible....

Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030

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Re: Truly hope this is not just a marketing ploy

By that measure our home computing experience has been environmentally friendly since 2011.

NASA is Boeing to get to the bottom of that Starliner snafu... plus SpaceX preps to blow up a Falcon 9

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Re: Is it me or is this seriously creepy?

I'm really uncomfortable about this. That's a very big rocket for anybody to accommodate.

Google and IBM square off in Schrodinger’s catfight over quantum supremacy

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Re: Seems my post still hasn't made it yet

Maybe it's a Pope with different arrangement of chromosomes. How about two Xs? Go on, what's the worst that could happen...?

[oh, yeah about that collapsing probability wave]

Shhh! It's us, Microsoft. Yes, it's 2020. We're here with a new build of Windows 10

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Re: Too Slow

I think, Barry, you've just made a case for a Linux laptop..... this is the year, I tell you

Blame of thrones: Those viral vids of PC monitors going blank when people stand up? Static electricity from chairs

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Re: For extra fun ...

I was still in Startrite shoes back in the '70s and could only aspire to a pair of DMs. It does amuse me that the Mary-Janes of my childhood now feature on my Doctor Martens wish list.

And we are in agreement on Feargal, fine lead singer of The Undertones, shite AOR as a soloist.

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Re: For extra fun ...

Personally speaking I think there is a lot to be said for natural lace, cotton and just enough elastine to smooth ones curves into asymptotic bliss.

That said if anybody pesters me with a '70s stereotype I'm liable to connect my fully-insulated Dr Martens with a more tender area of their anatomy.

Starliner: Boeing, Boeing... it's back! Borked capsule makes a successful return to Earth

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beep bloop burr

Email blackmail brouhaha tears UKIP apart as High Court refuses computer seizure attempt

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Re: "Suggesting Jess Phillips ... as opposed to (posh sounding) Rebecca Long-Bailey"

@AC - I'm sure you have some independent evidence, do share.

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OK, I will accept Becky sounds like the school swot, largely because she actually has done her homework, but leave our Ang alone.

Jess would make a great leader. Kier too.

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

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Re: Indigo Egret

Don't get me started on Converse ... apparently the adorable Burgundy Glitter doesn't come in a UK size 8 and when I asked, the assistant looked me up and down and shook their head.

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Re: ConCrap ?

Current governing party in UK claims prior art to that name.

Google security engineer says she was fired for daring to remind Googlers they do indeed have labor rights

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Re: Can someone please explain...

A friend has pointed out that both Gordon Brown and Jim Callaghan spent almost 100% of their time as leader in power as PM, so that particular stat isn't always meaningful ....

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Re: Can someone please explain...

Blair is also:

- The only Labour leader to win three consecutive majorities

- The longest served Labour PM (10 years)

- Spent 76% of his time as party leader in power as PM, compared to 61% for Wilson and 30% for Attlee. [I couldn't even bother with the maths for Ramsey MacDonald]

- Has a fine set of teeth.

I'll leave others to go on about the illegal wars and the overbearing state [identity cards, cough].

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There is only ever one fight...

"The damned impertinence of these politicians, priests, literary men, and what not who lecture the working-class Socialist for his ‘materialism’! All that the working man demands is what these others would consider the indispensable minimum without which human life cannot be lived at all. Enough to eat, freedom from the haunting terror of unemployment, the knowledge that your children will get a fair chance, a bath once a day, clean linen reasonably often, a roof that doesn’t leak, and short enough working hours to leave you with a little energy when the day is done. Not one of those who preach against ‘materialism’ would consider life liveable without these things." - George Orwell, 1942

And now for this evening's space weather report. We've got a hotspot of satellite-wrecking 'killer electrons' in the outer Van Allen belt...

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Re: They're not that dangerous.

My air guitar dips in silent tribute...

Happy Artemis Day everybody! NASA preps its monster rocket for testing

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"Yes, but these go to 11"

Brewing in spaaaaace: SpaceX sends a malting kit to the International Space Station

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Candy came from out on the island

And, as Lou Reed related, never lost her head...

Alleged Nigerian social engineer wins free flight to the US for business email fraud and love scams

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Re: Next on the demonization list...

I used to worry I was paranoid, now I fear I'm right.

We've heard of spam filters but this is ridiculous: Pig-monkey chimeras developed in a Chinese laboratory

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Re: The unions will be up in arms about this...

Is that you @amanfrommars ?

Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software

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Re: Red Star OS

...It's not so much what you call them, so much as eyes repeatedly straying to them when we're talking.

You looking for an AI project? You love Lego? Look no further than this Reg reader's machine-learning Lego sorter

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Re: If I have enough lego to need sorting

The real question I have is can it find the smallest of cogs from technical Lego before I stand on them either:

(a) in my stockinged feet, causing sonic emissions in the kilohertz region.

(b) in my Doc Martens, rendering said part somewhat 2 dimensional.

SAP bet the house on S/4HANA but most users aren't ready to move

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No, there is something worse

True nobody wanted HANA, but in fairness HANA is better than that other abomination SAP "recommend" .... Sybase

Brian Eno's latest composition: A giant Christmas card with Julian Assange on it

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Re: Assange is not in jail for being a journalist.

He's there because he (allegedly) sexually assaulted someone.

Justice delayed - because of his antics in skipping bail - resulted in justice being denied to his victim.

Stop shedding any tears for this narcissist.