* Posts by MyffyW

2028 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2013

Ship stranded in Suez Canal shifts, but not before spawning some choice tech memes

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Re: Dual redundant canal jokes?

Well the other thought was a channel from Somalia through Kenya, Uganda and Democratic Republic of Congo and out onto the West African coast. Opening up that promising Mumbai-to-Lagos trade route by use of the Teller-Ulam configuration.

Starlink's latent China crisis could spark a whole new world of warcraft

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China probably would want to break the test ban treaty. North Korea on the other hand ...

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@Solviva so funny, but also slightly, scarily prescient.

Australia, India, Japan, and USA create joint critical tech working group

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Given the land area of Aus, India and the US I'd be somewhat surprised if such minerals weren't available somewhere within them, although the economics of mining those might be less desirable than (say) turning a blind eye to human rights transgressions. Guess it depends on exactly how serious the Quad are on this.

China outlines plan to boost economy with AI, a cloud OS it controls – and bringing in skilled foreigners

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Re: Bringing in skilled foreigners.

What no totalitarian regime has ever grasped is that creativity and useful experimentation are most likely to happen in a free society.

Like a challenge in a high profile 'face-of-IT' role? Welcome to the Home Office

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For probably twice the money on offer and on the condition I could work from my fair corner of this sceptre'd isle I'd consider this job, if only because I'd get a vicarious thrill from having my staff disable Priti's AD account at random intervals and providing increasingly Perrin-esque excuses.

"Twenty-two minutes late, escaped puma, Chessington North"

Boeing successfully flies unmanned autonomous military 'wingman' aircraft that may become pilot's buddy

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Re: Oh, it's another Airplane

Shirley you can't be serious....

What happens when cancel culture meets Adolf Hitler pareidolia? Amazon decides it needs a new app icon

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Radio Londres

..as anyone who has watched The Longest Day will tell you, "Jean has a long moustache.."

President Biden weighs in on Amazon unionization efforts, warns giant to steer clear of threats, coercion

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Re: Unions

For a country that prides itself on freedom of speech and movement captial, American management sure hates unionslabour.

Not so much fixed that for you as regurgitated Karl Marx. The fact that he's relevant today speaks to his value as a thinker on economics.

[History is, of course, littered with abhorrent regimes that claim to be Marxist. Personally I love America, Americans, Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. And joining a freely constituted union is just one way of achieving those goals.]

Chill out, lockdown ain't over yet – perhaps FUZIX on the Pi Pico could feature in your weekend shed projects

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Re: Young people these days...

I had a 4MB 386 running Linux (Slackware irc) ... but it got bullseyed by a womp rat :-(

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If only I'd had one of those in 1985. A girl could do great things with a gadget like that. Great things.

No fair! Space Launch System gets cool stickers even though monster rocket failed test

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Re: The project is meeting all of its goals

Wasn't DC-X made of plastic, the same plastic that caught fire when it landed funny? I mean I recall DC-X, and I respect the fact it advanced human knowledge. But SpaceX have actually lofted useful workloads into space ... such as the first roadster in space. I'll get my coat....

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Re: 2nd Trump term "send off" ?

@Alistair unfortunately I just know something like that is going to happen. Not exactly that but something vile and Black Mirror-esque.

NASA sends nuclear tank 293 million miles to Mars, misses landing spot by just five metres. Now watch its video

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Wellington found the RTG source, Madame Cholet was disappointed to learn it was Pu-238. She had an eye on some southern hemisphere fireworks in homage to her French ancestry.

Planespotters’ weekends turn traumatic as engine pieces fall from the sky in the Netherlands and the US

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There is nothing quite as reassuring, when boarding a plane, as seeing a double R on the side of the engine.

Groupware is not dead! HCL drops second beta of Notes/Domino version 12 and goes all low-code and cloudy

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Re: Notes - a blast from the past,

A consumer goods company, 1995: I a neophyte sysadmin first dipping my toes into the warm waters of Lotus Notes and loving the community of fellow sysadmins it put me in touch with. Message threads that let you vent and rant and generally rail against the world.

I suppose Lotus Notes was my preparation for becoming the confident commentard I am today. Paris, because we're all worth it.

Texas blacks out, freezes, and even stops sending juice to semiconductor plants. During a global silicon shortage

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Re: Power Grid

As a Texan friend once remarked - "I ain't found no problem can't be solved by kicking ass..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00y3gV0dJow

Voyager 2 receives and executes first command in 11 months as sole antenna that reaches it returns to work

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Catch Her Up

I mean she's only moving at 15.3km/s - there are Astra Max vans that have overtaken me at similar speeds.

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Re: It's a different world

Last saw Deborah back in '99 and she looked fabulous from the cheap seats. "Picture This" of course envisaged the multi-lensed smart phone, for how else would it work in "total portrait", in the shower, from the "room with a view" and during a a "day in December"? No doubt about it, she's a demanding photographer. Where was I? Ah yes, I think I'll adjust my f-stop....

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Re: "Trust me - I'm an engineer."

Salute to your engineers, Antonius.

Knowing how to use a rack mounting kit as a offensive defensive weapon ought to be a core competence.

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Re: It's a different world

...and we have medical imaging and diagnostics that are so advanced even Star Trek couldn't envision them.

We have the ability to manipulate the very stuff of life - we know our own genetic sequence, can call out rogue genes and do something about common cancers before the fell us. And when a new threat emerges (I'm looking at you Covid-19) we can sequence that in less time than it took to build the first Liberty ship.

So, world hunger, climate change or zombie apocalypse, we've got this. Trust me - I'm an engineer.

Looking for the perfect Valentine's gift? How about a week of retro gaming BBC Microlympics?

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Re: Right on Commander!

As a Frontier girl I feel duty bound to give it a plug, although Elite was my gateway drug.

This scumbag stole and traded victims' nude pics and vids after guessing their passwords, security answers

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Re: "Security" questions....

"Mind you, you won't find my nude vids on any internet connected server!"

Well indeed, and whilst I'm perfectly up for getting my kit off with the right partner it never even occurred to me to be photographed in such a state. For which the world should be very thankful.

India on track for crewed space mission, says first test flight to launch in late 2021

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Re: India flying to space "Gaganyaan style"

Dancing in my sari already

First UAE interplanetary probe now in orbit around Mars – two craft from China, US near Red Planet, too

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As a respectable flapper I would deny all knowledge.

The 7th planet on the other hand is a proper Gas Giant ....

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I'm pleased to report that it's not been subject to any insertion manoeuvres ... at least in the past 24 hours :-)

IBM quietly announces Power-powered private cloud in a rack to 'evolve' your apps

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Re: this boomer (or Gen X) has it

Is it wrong that I get all nostalgic thinking about past AIX projects? Or just a sign of my advancing years?

The laptop you bought in 2020 may stop you buying a car in 2021: Chips are going short

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Re: Stop me from buying a car? Probably not.

@Neil_Barnes it's an interesting example, because since 1995 I've got through 12 cars. Whilst 7 of them are still running for others, 4 have gone to the great carbon sink in the sky and while my current chipped-up Honda sips frugally from it's chosen energy source, maybe your carbon footprint is actually lower. I think Tim Harford should investigate.

Choc horror: The UK's Information Commisioner probes its own mammoth £6,248 Hotel Chocolat spend

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My own employer was good enough to send me and my 8000 co-workers Hotel Chocolate goodies as a Crimbo fillip, so doubtless has a similar credit card bill to explain. Let's move on to more egregious examples of public sector profligacy.

Brit IBM veteran wins unfair dismissal case after 2018's Global Technology Services redundancy bloodbath

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All IBM cares about is profit

And when they are so rubbish at achieving profit, you can see the depth of the problem....

150,000 lost UK police records looking more like 400,000 as Home Office continues to blame 'human error'

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DoSAC

I wonder whether Malcolm knows yet?

If I remember correctly the missing data will be on usb stick in Glenn's top drawer.

Best of luck to all those ploughing ahead with the "Fourth Sector Pathfinder Initiative"

Decades-old UK government papers show that they tried to roll out a 'Cab-E-Net' system in the '90s. It was crap

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Re: Major, Portillo

Well I was mighty glad to see the back of 18 years of Tory rule, but:

John Major - the nearest we ever got to a normal human being running the country.

Michael Portillo - one of my favourite train enthusiasts. Michael, it's never too late to come out ...

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Re: Joined up thinking

Well there was that Mars mission .....

Trump's gone quiet, Parler nuked, Twitter protest never happened: There's an eerie calm – but at what cost?

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Re: 1st amendment

Never been on Facebook, I could cope with losing Twitter, and LinkedIn only appeals to the narcissist in me. I might even cope with losing gmail.

But they will have to prise my commentard credentials from my warm, plump hand.

International Space Station scores powerup with solar panels that 'roll out like a tape measure'

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If the Institut Supérieur de la Science et du Vin requires a volunteer to taste the returned bottles I'm available at short notice and easily swayed by home delivery of plonk, cheese and charcuterie.

- SquiffyW

All it took was a pandemic to revive PCs: Canalys proclaims sales up 25% in Q4 as world+dog stays home

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Re: I wonder where all those high-end video cards I can't buy are going...

I was taking them back to 2009 and mining a certain blockchain-derived currency with them. But then I realised if I can travel back in time all I need to do is speculate not actually make anything...

That's it. It's over. It's really over. From today, Adobe Flash Player no longer works. We're free. We can just leave

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Re: "uninstall Flash and fire it into the heart of the Sun"

Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

As Uncle Sam continues to clamp down on Big Tech, Apple pelted with more and more complaints from third-party App Store devs

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Re: You don't enter into a relationship with Apple...

@jake Ita vero

Business intelligence vendor MicroStrategy reveals it’s bought a billion bucks of bitcoin

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Re: I have this nice London Bridge I can sell you

Except the £50 note is backed by a nation of 60+ million people, with a long history of relative stability.

Even Mutant-Home-Counties-Covid and the French playing silly buggers only knocked a cent or two off Sterling.

I'll concede a spread bet holding a tiny percent of your net worth in Bitcoin might be prudent, but Queen Lizzie, Boulton & Watt (or a dead President) are still my main preference.

China's Chang'e 5 probe lands Moon rocks in Inner Mongolia

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And well reported El Reg. Sometimes it's what you don't say that counts.

Double trouble for Virgin Galactic and Virgin Orbit as aborted test flight and COVID-19 keep both grounded

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Re: Up And Down

The Virgin Galactic market is for people who might have $250K in loose change rather than tens of millions. Which although that doesn't include yours truly, certainly opens up a broader demographic.

From what I understand you would experience weightless for several minutes (much longer than the vomit comet), would clearly see the curvature of the earth (yes, I know Concorde claimed that), and would see the sky turn black. Sure, it's not orbit, but If someone is looking to get me a last minute Christmas pressie, I wouldn't say no :-)

iPhone factory workers riot over unpaid wages in India

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Re: so riots and destruction aren’t exactly the best argument

I would like to understand why the wages have gone unpaid. Not that violence is the answer, but FFS paying your staff is the least you could do.

SpaceX Starship blows up on landing, Elon Musk says it's the data that matters and that landed just fine

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Re: Oxygen in a high energy environment

Or JJ72...

[puts her best sulky goth dress on]

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Re: SN8 flight was to test multiple concepts in one go

Loved the first bit of the descent, belly down, which reminded me of the Adama manoeuvre.

Adiós Arecibo Observatory: America's largest radio telescope faces explosive end after over 50 years of service

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Re: 60 years old? -- Time to build a new one

Holes in the ground are grand but Jodrell Bank was built with standard gauge railway track and machinery from World War 1-era gun turrets, and can be seen from the other side of Cheshire. Imagine what we could do with a square imperial mile...

Behold, the Ultimately Large Telescope: A revived proposal for a 100-metre liquid-mirror star scanner on the Moon

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Re: Shit Moon Idea

That's without a doubt the shitest idea I've heard today. Have an upvote @2-4-6-8-Motorway :-)

They’ve only gone and bloody done it – yawn – again! NASA, SpaceX send four to ISS

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@Annihilator "Recovery" from bobbing around in the sea was always a bit of a euphemism. You really don't want to get salt-water on precision engineered rockets. I mean, I sigh inwardly getting it on my push bike. Horrible stuff. Plus the boosters land softly in controlled circumstances rather than splat into the North Atlantic.

KDE maintainers speak on why it is worth looking beyond GNOME

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Re: “There was really nothing good one could say about it, but it was popular.”

This set off fond reminiscences of that classic "If Operating Systems Were Airlines" .... an analogy which nowadays would result in one never getting further than the power on self-test.

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Re: The lovely thing about Linux

....is that we can debate, try and ultimately choose which desktop environment we want. Now for my current lifestyle I'm pared back to Xfce and loving it. But I respect those who want to put on a big fluffy jumper... and will defend their right to do so until my fingers get sore from typing.

New lawsuit: Why do Android phones mysteriously exchange 260MB a month with Google via cellular data when they're not even in use?

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I call mine Nena, and have a ring tone that starts "Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?"