* Posts by MyffyW

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Rarest, strangest, form of Windows saved techie from moment of security madness

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The contrarian in me would probably say that the rarest form of Windows was probably Windows NT on MIPS, a thing that I have yet to see but I believe was a possibility.

And of course these was NT on PowerPC, although that I have seen if not used in either jest or anger.

Gentoo Linux tells AI-generated code contributions to fork off

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If the compile is an appreciable part of the overall energy consumption for the lifetime of the PC - sure, you have a point.

Question: Is it?

NASA confirms nuclear-powered Dragonfly drone is going to Titan

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"Flying Tart!" - Polly

Open sourcerers say suspected xz-style attacks continue to target maintainers

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Isn't a nerd with social skills actually a geek? [says the self-identifying girl-geek]

Tough luck, bosses, AI is coming for your job, too

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For a few years in the 1990s I was a party nuisance for quoting liberally from that wonderful show.

What we'd give now for a "last, best hope for peace"

Tech titans assemble to decide which jobs AI should cut first

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Re: Which jobs go to AI first?

@Jake, have you seen how crap copilot is with PowerPoint? Suspect my PHB's job is safe too.

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Re: Bollocks

I'm not sure AI really is great at replacing creatives. I think it's just about competent at sounding like a creative. I suspect an AI trained on the works of JK Rowling would be very good at writing books featuring wizards and getting into arguments with people about gender-identity, but wouldn't be capable of conceiving of an engaging new series of novels. Errr .... maybe I've just proved your point. Yikes!

404 Day celebrates the internet's most infamous no-show

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Re: Grot

"I didn't get where I am today by serving up web content, Perrin"

OR

"45 minutes late today, Joan, escape characters at Adlestrop"

Why Microsoft's Copilot will only kinda run locally on AI PCs for now

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Re: Co-pilot key

I'd say keep it in the medicines cupboard, next to the broncho-buster cough syrup, but behind the pile ointment and the sudocrem, because let's face it AI seems to be a major pain in the ... Hello, I'm your version 2 commentard, you appear to be composing a critical response, please let me re-educate you

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Re: Sounds great!

I for one will be quite happy taking a pre-Dreadnaught PC off the shelves since my enthusiasm for AI is measured in atto Trusses

Chinese schools testing 10,000 locally made RISC-V-ish PCs

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Re: 195 million students and served by 18.8 million teachers

On the face of it yes, although if that includes admin, classroom and teaching assistants, possibly not so far from western best practice.

Want to keep Windows 10 secure? This is how much Microsoft will charge you

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Re: Be careful what you wish for....

It was the impending end of support for XP which took us down the Penguin Path, have not regretted it.

OpenAI claims its software can clone your voice from 15 seconds of you talking

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Re: Just make such tools illegal too.

I'm precious close to taking off my shoes and throwing them into the cursed apparatus, but fear my Doc Martens will be even less effective than the famed French weavers clogs.

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Re: April 1

To quote Hazel O'Connor:

"On the eighth day Machine just got upset.."

Easy-to-use make-me-root exploit lands for recent Linux kernels. Get patching

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Re: If you are *already* in such a sad state ...

I seem to have somebody else's horse in my bathroom - what should I do?

As AI booms, land near nuclear power plants becomes hot real estate

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Re: Anticipating grid failure is more like it..

On the magnitude - yes: They aren't worth worrying about when traversing Connecticut, they become appreciable when traversing a country the size of the Democratic Republic of Congo, to the extent that electricity is sent as DC to avoid inductive losses.

Virgin Media sets up 'smart poles' next to cabinets to boost mobile network capacity

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Re: Danger of Death

"she wouldn't touch a 12V car battery" - that is entirely sensible, anything that can turnover a car engine and ignite petrol in six cylinders is bound to be .... shocking.

Microsoft hits Inflection point, peels off top personnel to form AI division

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Re: Snake Oil?

I'm really bored of explaining to people that AI is not exactly the same as LLMs. After an initial "oh wow" I've become rather cynical about the value LLMs really deliver. However, well chosen use cases for more established tech that might be described as "intelligent" have a huge amount of potential, yet risk being overlooked by pursuit of the latest fad.

[The above was written by my own fair hand, the only GPU involved was the single one attached to my monitor]

Bernie Sanders clocks in with 4-day workweek bill thanks to AI and productivity tech

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Yes, I'm labouring (literally) under that same delusion

Microsoft promises Copilot will be a 'moneymaker' in the long term

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Tried it today - turning 12000 words of random notes into a PowerPoint deck. It basically just cut-and-pasted it into a pretty shit presentation. Not even particularly well formatted (not quite into additional limb or a missing finger territory).

Then asked it to compose an email thanking my co-worker for enrolling me in the trial. Was so fawning and gushing I actually blushed.

Deeply underwhelmed by Co-Pilot for office.

'Chemical cat' on the loose in Japanese city

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Re: Looks like Curiosity did it again

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt sorry for the cat :-)

Brit chip industry wonders if UK budget will put its money where its silicon is

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Situation Normal

Unless we are talking about McCain oven chips, I wasn't aware we had a significant chip industry. I read the article and I remain to be convinced.

US and Europe try to tame surveillance capitalism

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Re: How many times?

It's certainly their business model

But I agree with the first poster, it's none of their effing business :-)

Please stop pouring the wrong radioactive water into the sea, Fukushima operator told

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It's powerful stuff. I found myself wondering if superheated dihydrogen monoxide might be the propulsion system of the future.

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Re: "could cause us to lose the trust"

Remembering fondly the TEPCO exec who help a glass of Fukushima water to show how safe it was, and then the look on his face when invited to drink it. His hesitation was perfectly rational, but lousy PR.

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"Half life ranging from negligible amounts of time to 5,000 years"

If I had to swim in it right now, I'd take the 5000 years please. Less likely to give me that ruddy glow I'm not looking for.

If it was soaking into the soil, I've prefer it to tend towards the "negligible", so my great-great^10 grandkids don't have to worry about it.

City council megaproject mulls ditching Oracle after budget balloons to £131M

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I had an app for that!

Surely missing a "C" and an "R" from that anon :-)

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Re: Why?

Vendors have traffic lights for client accounts, with unfolding trainwrecks often coloured a deep red. Which incidentally ties in with Oracle corporate branding ... serendipity?

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Re: So, continuing the follow-up of the disaster

Ah yes, I remember spending 15 minutes on the toilet and thinking "I'm billing how much for this"

China could be doing better at censorship, think tank finds

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Re: Was starting to feel sympathetic towards the censors

Very good ... now, Don't Stand So Close To Me ... the censors are watching Every Breath You Take

A small Alaska town wants a big bronze Riker

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Isn't that the plot to Road House?

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Re: Wait til the statue is up and the town finds out...

Ah yes, but two centuries are a long time in Alaskan politics.

Americans wake to widespread AT&T cellular outages

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Re: Well that's interesting...

"A communications breakdown can only mean one thing - I-N-V-A-S-I-O-N"

- Star Wars, Episode 1, The Phantom Menace

AI won't take our jobs and it might even save the middle class

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Back to plumbing then...

It won't, he says, let untrained people perform skilled tasks like catheterization. Thank goodness for that. I would not want some AI-trained clutz trying to shove a tube up my mary-jane. But surely this only serves to illustrate the previous "train as a plumber" guidance?

ANZ Bank test drives GitHub Copilot – and finds AI does give a helping hand

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Re: Did Copilot write the report

I suspect it might have written the bit that said "Copilot generated more code, although the quality of software generated was worse than human-built software".

We don't necessarily want more. I can remember a time when just having more code was a bad thing. I would argue it still is.

Tesla Cybertruck gets cyberstuck during off-roading expedition

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Re: Welcome to the Future?

I think Elon's "I want to get off" [world] tech is also still experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly.

'Birthplace of Amazon' on the market for $2.28M

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Re: giving a healthy return of 52 percent

Remember that one day Amazon will be remembered in the same way as Standard Oil (or perhaps Sears). All this will pass, thankfully.

Sierra Space bursts full-scale inflatable space habitat module

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By Vectran's Beard

Is it just me, or does that material sound suspiciously like a Mitchell and Webb sketch?

NASA's Artemis Moon missions take a rain check until 2025 and beyond

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Re: No need to rush

Very concerned by the line "our hardware is performing according to requirements". No - you did not expect the charred heat shield to flake. It has now flaked. Must I recall (again) the minority report of a certain R Feynman?

Need to plug in an EV? BT Group kicks off cabinet update pilot

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Re: "comes from renewable energy, we're told"

"You have to wonder what they know that we don't."

Well not so much what they know, as what they have - coal reserves and plenty of people they can employ, coerce or force to mine the stuff for very little labour cost.

Doom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't come

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Re: Word 6

I did my entire final year design project on Word 2. And the output still has the crisp perfection of New Orders Substance album cover.

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Re: Computer did get faster, software did get bloated.

Or Frontier, the only game to simulate our entire galaxy from spiral arms to 1m topographical features on a 720KB disk

Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater

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Re: Unity

I would actually be intrigued by Windows as a desktop environment atop Linux. So - alas - it has zero chance of happening.

The good news though is the winner is clearly Spartacus. The bad news is ... You Ain't Spartacus :-)

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Is Q* the result of copulation between Janeway and Q out in the delta quadrant? Asking 'cos in the current UK winter freeze I'm suffering from my own deltaQ

Ukraine cyber spies claim Putin's planes are in peril as sanctions bite

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Re: "the civil aviation sector of terrorist Russia"

"Use the correct pronouns, or be fined or jailed"

oh please! are you hoping that a few transphobes are going to join your pound shop Soviet Union fan club?

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Jospeh Vissarionovich reports Civil Aviation Sector in Russia is "Dizzy with Success"

Oh bless. I've really missed RT from the airwaves, so glad to see it has made it into the El Reg comments section

Amazon to staff: Come into the office – it'd be a shame if something happened to your promotion

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Re: box-shifting-cum

@LybsterRoy - you sir, just made my middle-aged day :-)

Woman jailed after RentaHitman.com assassin turned out to be – surprise – FBI

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Re: I hate to say this, but it's sad that there are homo sapiens so f'in stupid

yes ... it was *totally* a pun and not a spelling mistake on the part of yours truly :-)

As the Top500 celebrates its 30th year, with a $5 VM you too can get into the top 10 ... of 1993

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Re: we opted to run Linpack in Vultr

vwls r s lst yr

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Re: SPARC power

I remember putting a 1GB hard disk into our file server at the start of my career.

I remember taking 1GB RAM modules out of a server little more than a decade later.

Nowadays you wouldn't buy a phone with just 1GB of RAM.