* Posts by Down not across

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Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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I asked the person who passed it to me if the record number of the last record was 32,767? How did you guess that he asked? It turns out that the record number column was defined as an integer and had reached its limit. I redefined the column as a long integer, which fixed the problem in about 10 seconds at the cost of bugger all.

That is fine if it is a standalone system.

I would, however, advice word of caution as these days it is very common for all kinds of systems to refer to each other, and that situation redefining a key column in on could very well break all kinds of things.

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Re: not neccessarily very good at brown-nosing...

Xerox DTP system, was that the "Venturer" or similar named system that took 25 - 30 minutes to boot up to get to a operating point.

Most likely as Ventura Publisher was distributed by Xerox in the 80s. It got sold off to Xerox in the 90s. Eventually Corel bought them and I think they still sell it.

Anyway, it was pretty good software (at the time at least) and had interesting way it worked bi-directinally between word processors using tagging of content not too dissimilar to XML). We had pretty maxed out 80286 box and it was struggling. We printed it all out on LaserMaster printer which was special controller for Laserjet II / Canon LBP-II (same engine anyway) to double its resolution resulting in quite stunning print quality at the time.

College student with 'visions of writing super-cool scripts' almost wipes out faculty's entire system

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Re: When recovery is not an option

Boss was not happy, but at least I'd fessed up straightaway and we did an immediate backup of everything again.

He should've been. For fessing up, rather than trying to dodge it. Mistakes happen. Most bosses (at least any decent ones) will appreciate owning up, Not to mention that trying to dodge and getting caught is almost certain to get you dismissed.

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Re: SQL

The classic "Forgotten your WHERE clause" is something that I have done at least once.

Especially when using database like Sybase for example where default transaction mode is unchained mode and you did not remember to explictly begin a transaction.

All good, leave it with you...? Chap is roped into tech support role for clueless customer

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Re: I have ended up helping the field engineers that are proudly billiing me...

I had a similar situation when Sun released their first Sparc stations in France. Their maintenance engineer knew Sun OS 3 very well, but OS 4 had everything changed, swap place, etc. I had to guide him to find the various configuration files that were no more where they used to be.

Even bigger change when Solaris 2 (Sunos 5.x) came out due to the BSD to SysV change. Many were sticking with 4.1.3 and avoiding Solaris 2 for quite a long time.

Following 'stellar' flat sales growth, operating profit dip, Oracle says it has 1,000 Autonomous Database customers

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Re: Hidden beef

Why would any rational customer, having evaluated all cloud options available to them, and considering all parameters of cost, functionality and security, choose to buy Oracle? Seriously—for what possible reason would you actually choose Oracle?

As you later on hinted at, the only reason would be someone already locked-in in Oracle products wanting to get out of managing datacentres/hardware. If, for example, you need to continue to run the RDBMS, Oracle's own cloud offering is likely to be better value for money than for example AWS especially after Larry hiked up licensing costs in AWS.

Anyone other situation, in my most humble opinion, it would be utter madness to consider Larry's offering,

Samsung slings the skinny on its 12GB GötterDRAMmerung for next-gen smartmobes

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I just don't see the need for 12GB RAM.

If you read TFA, you might have come across this:

running more, or larger, apps in RAM at the same time, while juggling data coming in from multiple sensors and cameras, and information beaming to and from 4G and 5G networks, plus all those graphics for larger screens.

Whether all that justifies 12GB of RAM, is of course a valid question. Quite possibly not, but for example given the current trend of multiple cameras and fancy image manipulation having plenty of RAM is only going to be a good thing.

My laptop where I do run several applications at once and also occasional spin up a VM doesn't even have 12GB, yet I have not found the need to upgrade its RAM.

Just because you don't need to, doesn't mean othes don't.

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Iron Sky

I'd just like to award thumbs up (why, of course a pint or few as well) for the excellent Iron Sky (double) reference.

Boeing... Boeing... Gone: Canada, America finally ground 737 Max jets as they await anti-death-crash software patches

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Re: "US, Canada finally ground 737 Max jets..."

From what I've been reading over the last few days, there has been evidence aplenty, particularly for South West Airlines pilots that MCAS is a pig and Boeing have been working on a patch for some while because they already know there are issue with MCAS.

Yes, apparently pilots have reported quite a few issues with MCAS.

You would think, that in light of that, perhaps better documentation/warnings should have been distributed by Boeing/FAA to be absolutely crystal clear to any operators of the aircraft what those issues are and how to address them. Especially since failure to do so is likely to result in rapid disassembly of the aircraft.

TalkTalk returns to the email hall of shame as Pipex accounts throw weekend-long wobbly

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We had a 2Mb ADSL back in 1997 and for close on two whole years they never charged us

I find that highly unlikely. All you were likely to get back then was analogue dial-up (or leased line). IIRC first ADSL was in the noughties and I don't think it was PIPEX. TeleWest rings a bell for some reason.

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Re: Venn Diagram Please

Not only was I a Pipex customer from the late 90's through to just before they were bought by Tiscali... I actually worked for them for a few years.

They were a great company.. emphasis on 'were'... things started to go South long before I abandoned ship (I saw that things were only going to get worse).

They were indeed. Loooked well after their employees too. When UUNET bought them out, it was still mostly good. MCI merger was when things started to really head south. Less said about the subsequent WorldCom merger the better.

Packet switching pickle prompts potential pecuniary problems

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Re: And I thought my home bill was bad..

Ah yeah normally I got moaned at during Half Life patches where you would have to Queue on sites like FilePlanet and on a pre-Freeserve ISP.

Ah yes, Freeserve. I hooked up cisco 2503 to HomeHighway and configured it to drop the connection every so often to stay within the free call limit. It even worked bonded. For a while. Eventually Freeserve realised and stopped bonded connections.

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Close. As I recall, Andy originally said : "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway"

What happens when security devices are insecure? Choose the nuclear option

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Re: Home security!

"redesign Aibo to be the size of a pony with huge fucking razor teeth"

That, for some reason, conjured up image of AMEE from Red Planet.

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Re: C5, C6, C7, C8, C13, C14

Is C14 the C13 with a notch?

No, C13 is the plug and C14 is the socket on the appliance. Also it is misleading to call C13/C14 "kettle" lead as C13/C14 is only rated for maximum pin temperature of 70C, where as the notched C15/C16 is rated at 120C and hence actually suitable as kettle lead.

Thanks, I didn't know that. I'll call the C5/C6 a cloverleaf in future. I'm sure most people don't know those C numbers. Kettle lead (13A?), Kettle lead without notch (6A?), figure-of-eight (2.5A) and cloverleaf will I think work for the average person.

To be fair most people wouldn't know which C any connector is if you don't deal with them often enough. Both C13/C14 and C15/C16 (ie notchless and notched) are nominally rated at 10A from connector perspective. Many leads are fused much below that allowing for cable of lower cross sectional area for example. The current limits I've mentioned are IEC rating just for the connector so actual maximum current could be lower depending on cable used. You may also find some (for example UL-listed ones from US) that specify higher current ratings.

For more current you would need to use C19/C20 (rated at 16A max) that you often see in PDUs and UPSes.

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Re: An inch too short?

New Laptop: DC cable not long enough for the "brick" to sit below the desk and the power cord about 15cm long. The PSU socket at least took a 2m long cord off a 17 year old power brick. Not regular IEC but 3 pin version of 2 pin "figure of eight" cable.

They all are regular IEC-60320 connectors. C13/C14 is your typical "kettle" lead. C5/6 is the "cloverleaf" (or as you described "3 pin version of figure of eight"), and C7/C8 is the "figure of eight".

Most laptops seem to have moved on from C7/C8 to C5/C6, and some (especially higher powered gaming laptops) seem to just stick to PSUs with C13/C14 (perhaps the 2.5A limit of C5/C6 is too close for comfort).

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Re: International plugs

And a two pin Europlug will fit in a UK Shaving Socket.

Two pin europlug will fit BS1363 socket as well if you use something suitable to push the shutter open. Obviously this is not recommended, but is useful in an emergency.

'They took away our Cup-a-Soup!' Share your tales of bleak breakout areas with us

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Re: DXC Erskine

Some unknown company policy says that we are not allowed plantslife in the buildings...............

TFTFY

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Re: We have a breakout....

What is it with teaspoons ? Do they have a wormhole to vanish away to, like Douglas Adams' biros?

That was the question in the mind of some Australian boffins who proceeded to conduct a longitudinal cohort study on the disappearing teaspoons.

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Re: From my cold, dead hands!

The engineers are NOT happy. Open office plans are bearable if done right and counter productive, literally, if done wrong.

I am yet to see one that is in any way bearable.

Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars

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Re: Progress?

Could it be that LEDs don't draw enough current?

Not only that. You got things like BMW's LCM (as an example) where all lighting is controlled via a module rather than direct from switch so current draw on many switches is unlikely to be that high these days even without external lighting changing to LEDs.

Lenovo kicks down door of MWC, dumps a stack of sexy new ThinkPads

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Not me who originally raised the point, but I continually find that my error rate on the chicklet style keyboard is much higher than on the older style keyboards

I thought it was just me since it seem increasingly the only type available. I hate the feel of typing on a chicklet. It feels all wrong under my fingers, can't tell what you're hitting and fingers easily slip.

At work its been Dells and HPs and the keyboards are dreadful. I've been waiting for the chicklet/island fad to die out, but so far no luck.

I remember many old keyboards (Dec VT100 and VT220, IBM 3278 etc.) whose keys were significantly dished, giving very positive location feedback. Flat keys of the type I first saw on Apple systems are just wrong.

Precisely. Those are the kind of keyboards I learnt to type on.

Nokia 9: HMD Global hauls PureView™ out of brand limbo

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Don't we all. Likewise I wish they would have retained SD card slot and 3.5mm headphone jack. On the plus side it has Qi charging and fingerprint sensor on the front.

Linus Torvalds pulls pin, tosses in grenade: x86 won, forget about Arm in server CPUs, says Linux kernel supremo

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Re: Tere's simply no rational reasons to run ARM servers.

But none of them able to compete to x64, what makes you think ARM will be any different ?

Compete with which metric? Pretty sweeping statement without knowing what someone's requirements might be.

Blue Monday: Efforts to inspire teamwork with swears back-fires for n00b team manager

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Re: Use of Swear words in test / demo systems is never acceptable

But be aware anything entered into the test system will end up being projected in a senior stakeholder meeting at a crucial demo or will be used in training systems which will usually be cloned from test to save time. If there is anything you don't want them to see that's what will pop up.

Source code/test data is sometimes the last resort when all other avenues have been exhausted. No, it probably doesn't help resolve anything, but lets you vent your spleen.

There will be a time when you are past caring about repercussions.

Accused hacker Lauri Love loses legal bid to reclaim seized IT gear

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Re: Is this how far we have sunk?

Even though I was released after a couple of hours interrogating, and all charges dropped a few days later - it took a year for them to return my broken and dismembered equipment.

Criminal Damage Act 1971 should apply there. Whilst they may be entitled to disassemble, surely they would need to return (especially since charges were dropped) anything they confiscated, in same condition they were when confiscated.

I know. Wishful thinking.

What did turbonerds do before the internet? 41 years ago, a load of BBS

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Re: BBS's - those were the days

I used to run (or help run) few TBBS systems back in the 80s on Kaypros (2, 10). Later on I ran the MS-DOS version as well for a company for their support.

I did also run Waffle on UNIX with a dial up UUCP link for mail and news. Needless to say access to email or Usenet wasn't particularly widespread in late 80s, early 90s.

Those were the days indeed when incoming text flowed in at 300bps, so you read it more or less realtime.

Oracle throws toys out pram again, tells US claims court: Competing for Pentagon cloud contract isn't fair!

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Re: "criteria in the request for proposals, which it says are "unduly restrictive""

Oracle is miffed that DoD might actually want cloudy features that its cloud offering doesn't have. Anyone who has worked with both OCI and AWS know that OCI is pretty bare bones compared to AWS.

Also, I would've thought DoD is quite within their rights to determine what they need fulfilled in the contract. If Oracle can't fullfill those requirements, then tough.

Roses are red, so is ketchup, 'naked' Huawei tells its critics to belt up

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30 years

"CSEC is saying, all right, your code base is not beautiful. You know, this is a code base that has been there for 30 years. And this is the characteristic of the communications industry.

Really? The company was founded 1987 and in the early days was pretty much PBXs etc so I'd expect the router software codebase to be much younger than that.

Return of the audio format wars and other money-making scams

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Re: Tracks nearest the centre sound worst

Of course it does as vinyl is CAV so linear velocity is much greater on the outer edge, so you have much longer distance to "encode" an amount (in time) of audio, compared to near the centre of the disc. So to think of it in digital terms, the outer edge will have much higher bitrate than inner track(s).

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Re: Holding my breath turning blue

You can pry my CLD-D925 out of my dead cold hands. I found it much more pleasant to watch than DVDs. Shame about the bit rot. I'm rather apprehensive about checking how much of my collection is still actually watchable.

Vinyl is making a comeback, maybe just maybe LD could make a comeback (without bit rot...). Well, one can dream.

Cover your NASes: QNAP acknowledges mystery malware but there's no patch yet

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Re: FreeNAS upgrade

I prefer HP Microserver with nas4free myself. Or if 4 bays is not enough, then eBay is full with quite decent second hand systems with more bays.

Fun fact: GPS uses 10 bits to store the week. That means it runs out... oh heck – April 6, 2019

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Re: Yay landfill!

Who uses Garmin or TomTom GPS's these days?

I do. Yes, my Garmin does occasionally point out that maps are getting bit out of date, but not every time it is turned on. Yes, there is one "Do not use while driving" or something like that warning that pops up on power on. Tap once on screen and its good to go.

I can update the maps when I want (if new ones are available). It gets traffic via built-in FM etc. It even works as hands free kit for the phone. Oh, and it doesn't phone home.

It does of course keep some limited history on where you've been, average/top speed but those are easy enough to reset.

Sci-tech committee: UK.gov's 27-page biometrics strategy is great... as toilet paper

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Fox guarding the henhouse

That included establishing the Law Enforcement Facial Images and New Biometrics Oversight Board, which is chaired by Mike Barton, chief constable of Durham Constabulary, and has reportedly met three times.

I'm sure a chief constable will be very impartial. Not.

If the board at least did not consist of the abusers of the information, it might look bit more credible.

RIP Dr Peuto, Zilog and Sun's bright SPARC

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The very first computing book I ever bought was Rodnay Zaks' How To Program the Z80, when I was 14 or 15.

Excellent book. Much time was spent with that and a Kaypro.

Mini computer flingers go after a slice of the high street retail Pi

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Re: Pi is a mini computer?

...we're well clear of the mini computer era now.

"Cl...cle"

What?

Sorry, what did you say? I can't hear you over the fans of the VAXen.. and assorted other mature computing platforms.

Hold horror stories: Chief, we've got a f*cking idiot on line 1. Oh, you heard all that

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Re: Hardware mute buttons which didn't mute

At a previous job the support and sales teams had headsets (sorry, cannot remember the brand but I'd recognise them if I ever saw them again) which had a headset which could be disconnected from the adapter box and a mute button on the headset adapter box that sat on the desk next to the phone (there were 3 controls on the box, can't remember what the other two did)

Plantronics had adapter box like that that plugged betwen handset and phone. If I recall correctly one button was to switch between headset and handset, one was mute, and one was volume control.

Wells Fargo? Well fscked at the moment: Data center up in smoke, bank website, app down

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Re: Wells hastogo

Kludge this, fudge that. I will never put one cent in their incapable hands...

What makes you think it is any better at any other institution?

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

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Re: And this..

I love it. A very important study.

If we assume that the annual rate of teaspoon loss per employee can be applied to the entire workforce of the city of Melbourne (about 2.5 million), an estimated 18 million teaspoons are going missing in Melbourne each year. Laid end to end, these lost teaspoons would cover over 2700 km—the length of the entire coastline of Mozambique1—and weigh over 360 metric tons—the approximate weight of four adult blue whales.2

That is quite staggering.

Sysadmin's three-line 'annoyance-buster' busts painstakingly crafted, crucial policy

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Re: Putting dates in names

*As it turns out, neither mv nor cp complains about copying a file over another one. I thought they did. Time to become more nervous.

Yes they do. Both of them. Have you tried with -i ?

Disclaimer: Presence and function of -i option may depend on your implementation.

You got a smart speaker but you're worried about privacy. First off, why'd you buy one? Secondly, check out Project Alias

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Re: you could simply not put the creepy things in your home

The remote server is required for the quality voice recognition.

Considering old Nokia phones were quite capable of dialling a number based on what you spoke, something like Pi3 would have no trouble at all recognizing something more complex. Granted some training would be required, possibly for each person talking to it, but would that be such a bad thing? At least it wouldn't act on something it might hear on television or radio.

Ad-tech industry: GDPR complaint is like holding road builders to account for traffic violations

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Simple solution

""Nor can it be considered to prove or demonstrate that any companies making use of those taxonomies are doing so without complying with applicable EU data protection or other law," IAB Europe said."

Collecting sensitive data in the first place should just be banned. Unless there is obvious real reason for it, which advertising is not. The bloodsucking parasites shouldn't be allowed to harvest that kind of sensitive data. The usual hoarding is bad enough as it is.

Q. China just landed on its far side, the US woz there 50 years ago – now Europe wants to mine it? A. It's the Moon

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Re: Facing us?

The dark side (as in unknown side) is the hemisphere most of which is never visible from earth.

It's where the alien overlords have their base.

No. At the risk of invoking Godwin's, it is where Nazis have their base. Just don't take a smartphone with you in case they try to use it to get the Götterdämmerung going.

Dixons Carphone still counting cost of miserly mobile phone sales

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Re: Why buy from them anyway?

Much much cheaper as someone who, for his sins, likes O2 but really dislikes the expensive way in which they sell contract handsets (take out a credit agreement for this handset at RRP, take out another credit agreement for a mobile tariff).

After two years the device has been paid off and you only have airtime contract to pay for. Are you getting that with CPW, or are paying the one "convenient" bill forever until you upgrade/cancel?

Some O2 Refresh contracts, when I last looked couple of years ago, were lower TCO than buying the device outright.

Ooh, my machine is SO much faster than yours... Oh, wait, that might be a bit of a problem...

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Re: Time machine

Those are the thin-net years of Lan Manager (which was generally pants), the days before you had to make the decision of IPX/SPX Netbeui or TCP-ip depending on what server OS you had and variant of IP you were using - the pre cat5 years..

Wot, no Pathworks? You missed out all the fun then.

icon... because any of you who had the pleasure of Pathworks will need a few I think.

Are you sure your disc drive has stopped rotating, or are you just ignoring the messages?

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Re: Re:No Display Detected

I know for a fact that NT4 would not boot in its default outta the box configuration if you hadn't plugged in the keyboard and mouse.

Many of us are old enough to remeber "No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue", which was at BIOS level so entirely OS agnostic. Eventually BIOSes did offer the option on what errors to halt, so you could choose "All errors, except keyboard".

Oracle exec: Open-source vendors locking down licences proves 'they were never really open'

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Re: Author rescinds GPL license retroactivly (yes he can do that)

You rest your argument on your completely ignorant notion that OSS licensed software has been dedicated to the Public Domain. It has not.

This is an important point, that perhaps sometimes gets missed. Most OSS software is indeed not Public Domain, but licensed under more or less restrictive licenses. Copyright is retained, the license is granted for copying,modifying,using etc.

World's first robot hotel massacres half of its robot staff

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Re: The room doll was removed

Your plastic pal who is "fun" to be with?

A Cherry 2000 gynoid?

Yes, you can remotely hack factory, building site cranes. Wait, what?

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Watchdogs

Depressingly, real world is just like the game.

Come mobile users, gather round and learn how to add up

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Re: The truth will set you free

That is unlikely to do anything at all. Unless there is a line missing from the top and that is a constant definition. Variable assignments are done with ':=', and not '=' in pascal. Unless the compiler/interpreter on CDC did some funky stuff.