* Posts by Down not across

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Another TITSUP* on this lovely Tuesday: Virgin Mobile takes time out to enjoy the sunshine

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Re: Roaming is completely knackered.

Not sure about calls when you're roaming. Is there some sort of contact every time - eg to see that you have credit or to bill you?

That depends if you're pre-pay (PAYG) or post-pay (normal contract).

Traditionally it was all post-pay so when you connect to a network, it checks with your home network if you're roaming enabled. If the SIM is roaming enabled, it will be allowed to make/receive calls/SMS/etc. The operator then sends CDRs in TAP files back home for billing (often few days behind).

That wouldn't really work for PAYG, so a more complex system (CAMEL) allows for real-time CDR exchange in which case, yes, there would be contact before each billable event (call,SMS,MMS, etc).

Japan's mission to mine Mars' moon is cleared – now they've filled out the right paperwork on alien world contamination

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An undistinguished bar, yet the social center of Upper Sandusky.

Doors marked "Ladies" and "Gents", lead, respectively northeast and northwest.

You feel an urge.

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Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?

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It also resulted in a "loose lips sink ships" speech (yes literally those words) from a Director to the whole company.

I think what he meant was that loose lips were likely to lose him his bonus/payoff for shafting the employees.

Press 2 to make a bid: Troubled biz comms beast Avaya confirms fire sale

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Re: Not Suprised

One quite annoying feature is that if you use the soft client without logging out the deskphone first you're likely to get terrible audio issues. Whether that is coincidence or actual issue is unclear.

Home Office cops an earful for emergency network feck-ups - £3bn overbudget and 3 years late

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How the hell do you mis-estimate a project that it goes 3 billion over budget?! HOW? I can't even imagine that figure in practical terms! 200mil savings a year?

Hey its not so bad. It'll pay for the overrun in only 15 years (based on those figures) :-)

US minister invokes Maggie Thatcher, says she would have halted Huawei 5G rollout

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Feck off Mike Pompous

"Ask yourself this. Would the Iron Lady be silent when China violates the sovereignty of nations through corruption and coercion? Would she have welcomed the Belt and Road initiative without demanding absolute transparency and the highest standards? Would she allow China to control the internet of the future?" Pompeo was reported as saying by political journalists.

Look, Mike Pompous. You talk about violating sovereignty through corruption and coercion. What do you think your ravings about the consequences of another sovereign nation choosing to use Huawei kit is?

Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register

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Pint

So long and thanks for all the articles

As few have said, I have thoroughly enjoyed your articles whether I agreed with you or not. Disagreement is a good thing anyway, there is much more to talk about and to learn if we don't all just agree.

I wish you the best on your endeavours, and hey you could always become a commentard.

I'd also like to thank for reminding me of some of Sarah's best lines. It hasn't been same here without the Moderatrix.

Eggheads confirm: Rampant Android bloatware a privacy and security hellscape

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Recommendation

To that end, they recommend someone steps in to offer audits of the supply chain and catch potential security and privacy threats in bundled software.

Too little, too late. The recommendation should be that pre-installed/bundled software must be removable by the end user. Just "disabling" is not enough, as it could be re-enabled by something else and wouldn't free up the storage.

At least there are now choices with no, or hardly any, bundled crap.

Key to success: Tenants finally get physical keys after suing landlords for fitting Bluetooth smart-lock to front door

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Re: Key? No thank you.

Or have I just invented something that I need to go off and patent?

No you haven't. RFID tag to open communal doors is quite common these days.

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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Re: Surely...

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He felt uncertain as to whether the fourth drink had understood all that, so he sent a fifth to explain the plan more fully and a sixth for moral support."

Thank you for that. That bit about Zaphod knocking back the pangalactic gargleblasters always has me in stitches. Still. Every time.

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Re: The CLI is not your friend, in such situations...

I prefer by far using GUI database tools which doesn't execute commands as soon as you past them because there are some CR and/or LF inside - and let me review everything before pressing the "run" button.

Most databases don't execute on CR/LF, but require an end of statement like ';'. '/' or 'go' or something similar.

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Re: Wouldn't have helped here

DROP TABLE is a DDL[*] command, so can't be rolled back.

And before anyone goes snarking on MySQL (which is usually a valid target TBF), it's the same in Oracle. To quote asktom (https://asktom.oracle.com/pls/apex/asktom.search?tag=ddl-rollback):

> Oracle Database issues an implicit commit before and after any DDL statement ... this means even if the DDL fails, the preceding DML is still committed

Recent versions of Oracle database might (depending on size of the table, amount of activity and the instance configuration) give you a way out with flashback to either effectively undo the drop, or query into a new table that you can then rename to the dropped table.

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+1 for a text editor, but can I get a shout out for always starting a line containing potentially dangeous commands with a couple of '#' characters.

Since this was SQL, you would need to use couple of '-' instead of '#'. Principle is sound however, as it at least gives you one more chance to check.

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Always ALWAYS ALWAYS type START TRANSACTION before anything else on an interactive database shell console.

Some operations may be non-logged, in which case your begin transaction will not help you.

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Re: MS SOP: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

The name Xenix came about because Ma Bell couldn't (or didn't want to) let them use the UNIX name. The claim for jealousy guarding the trademarked UNIX name was because MaBell was regulated and wasn't allowed to get into the retail trade, although that always rang a trifle hollow to me.

I remember using Interactive UNIX V/386 (in addition to BSD I hasten to add) and recall it was very stable, My memory may bit bit hazy, but I thought it was was at least in some ways linked to AT&T (given they used name UNIX they must have been...) and they had earlier System III releases too for PDP, VAX. They had some dealings with IBM too as prior to V/386 the PC/ix that IBM offered was an Interactive product if my memory serves.

Firefox armagg-add-on: Lapsed security cert kills all browser extensions, from website password managers to ad blockers

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Re: Armagadd-on

This isn't even close in scale to Microshaft's constant and on-going disasters. Not by any stretch of the imagination.

Dunno. Exhibiting the "we know better than you, so won't give you a choice" attitude, is like Win 10 updates. Disabling extensions, that were already installed, is step too far. This with the increasingly annoying interface really makes me wonder if Mozilla really wants to drive people away from FF.

Having a bad day? Be thankful you don't work at a Russian ISP: Kremlin signs off Pootynet restrictions

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Re: What about satellite?

Trying to control information to that degree basically requires keeping your population as prisoners like in North Korea. Is Putin really prepared to go that far?

Collapse of USSR is fairly recent, so it is not that long ago when travel out of USSR was tightly controlled. Hence I wouldn't rule it out (if you can rule anything out with Putin).

It's May 2. Know what that means? Yep, it's the PR orgy that is World Password Day... again

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Re: Let me be the first to point out.

I should be able to sync across devices easily and not rely on any 3rd party cloudy storage. I suspect I'll never get that.

KeePass, just as one example, does offer various extensions for syncing (sftp,scp if you want to avoid the 3rd party cloudy stuff) but whether they work on all platforms is another matter. Some extensions rel on platform specific libraries.

Apple, Samsung feel the pain as smartphone market slumps to lowest shipments in 5 YEARS

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Re: Smart phones should replace PC's

Samsung (just as an example) clearly thinks like you do that phones shoul/could replace PCs, with their dock and all.

Personally that sounds like a ludicrous idea to me. I'd rather not lose/break my "PC" accidentally when it falls out of pocket, gets nicked etc.

Sure, it would be handy to connect keyboard and maybe screen on occasions when you don't happen to/want to carry laptop with you.

I do appreciate that lot of people do most things on their phone and might well like the idea. Just saying that for me that would not be the argument that would make me part with large wad of cash for a new phone.

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Re: Just one question

High innovation? Only if you consider removing functionality (sd card slot, headphone jack, removable battery) people like. Oh, and while hiking up the prices to absurd levels.

I thought enough was enough and got Nokia 8 as a punt when their prices dropped to ~200-250 quid, and it has been working flawlessly and is running stock Pie with no bloatware. Latest update was March 2019 which arrived in April.

I could not justify spending four-figure (or near enough) sum on a new phone that would have more negatives than positives compared to my current phone.

Vertiv: Li-ion already eats 1 in 3 battery sales... let's shove multi-batt box into data centre folk's paws

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Re: Li-ion in your server room

Probably not much, if any, more than with VRLA.

If the Li-Ion are, as the article suggests, monitored and managed down to cell level I would think they're going to be quite safe as long as the management system works properly.

And its not like traditional batteries don't have their own potential issues.

(yes, I saw your icon so I know you weren't exactly being serious)

Sky customers moan: Our broadband hubs are bricking it

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Re: It's been years since . . . .

P.S. So long as your router is certified compatible (e.g. BT SIN 498 MCT), they have no just reason to insist on a particular box.

Not only matter of reason, according to EU regulation 015/2120 they are not allowed to insist on their own kit. (well, for the little time UK has left with regards to that)

Out-of-office email ping-pong fills server after server over festive break

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Re: Sexing up the good old CV

But, being truthful on your CV puts you at a distinct disadvantage to all the BSers - typically meaning that you don't get past the first "does it tick all the boxes for the over-egged job spec we've posted".

That is very true. Hopefully it works both ways, and employer that is unable to weed out the obviously embellished ones is one you wouldn't want to work for anyway.

Northern Virginia cements spot as bit barn capital of the world with jigawatt capacity

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Birthplace of commercial internet

The data centre alley is considered to be the birthplace of the commercial internet, since it’s where AOL was running its dial-up operations in 1996

AOL? Really? How about UUNET, they were headquartered in Loudoun and started in late 80s. Their AlterNet backbone still has some presence in traceroutes. Sure they have had few owners since, latest being Verizon who at the moment seem to be more obsessed about 5G than anything else.

So really AOL is quite a newcomer.

FYI: Yeah, the cops can force your finger onto a suspect's iPhone to see if it unlocks, says judge

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Re: can be compelled to disclose information that the government already knows

"Well, if you claim you already know it, then surely you don't need access to it. Sod off!"

Getting access on what is claimed to be known sounds like a very dangerous and very slippery slope.

Windows 10 May 2019 Update thwarted by obscure tech known as 'external storage'

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Re: Let me get this straight...

I have a little Atom powered (no not that kind, I meant Intel ) convertible with small eMMC. Updates are failing as it doesn't have enough free space (and I refuse to give it any by deleting anything). Keeps it from b0rking itself, but you do get pestered like hell by update, fairly frequently, desperately trying to screw you and failing.

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Re: Working fine for me

Do you apply the same logic to the ability of your new car to bake?

I didn't know they started to bring out new cars with ovens.

Mind you I guess many of us have tried to cook stuff on hot exhaust/turbo at some point in our lives.

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Dread you say?

As such the update has been blocked from installing, showing the dread "This PC can't be upgraded to Windows 10" if you have some external storage plugged in.

Dread? On the contrary!

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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as the later leaves the keys on the device somewhere, reducing the problem to one of getting hold of them (as in this example).

I would suggest you re-read the post. It doesn't say anything about the password itself, it is about the function returning success regardless.

We've read the Mueller report. Here's what you need to know: ██ ██ ███ ███████ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████████ █████

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Re: The Mueller report was one big nothingburger

I'm not on your continent, so I couldn't care less. And yes, I agree with the comments here that we value ElReg for the tech. Politics shouldn't be here. But since it's Friday, and beers are looming, let's comment anyway.

Perhaps you should. I'm not on that continent either, but his decisions (some of them at least) do have worldwide impact, so I do care.

Facebook: Yeah, we hoovered up 1.5 million email address books without permission. But it was an accident!

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Re: Definition of theft / fraud

Fraud. If the data didnt have value, Facebook wouldn't want it. And there was deception involved as people thought they were authenticating themselves, not providing Facebook with their intellectual property.

Not intellectual property. Personal information of other parties who most likely did not consent to Facebook having their information.

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Re: "Please, pardon us as it looks we don't know we're doing what we actually do"

Wasn't proven that that they have been doing this for ages on phones, of EVERY user of ANY Facebook family app, not just facebook.

Yes. WhatsApp sucks all phone contacts. Needless to say I'm not pleased as I have no control if someone who has my details installs an app like that and my details are sucked in.

Disco Dingo fever: Ubuntu 19.04 has an infrastructure bent, snappier GNOME and another stupid name

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Re: Moving to Devuan to avoid systemd entanglement on Servers

The problem is that all the big distros are going systemd ... Debian, Ubuntu, RedHat etc. which is why we have decided that we have to jump ship and move to Devuan (a systemd free fork of Debian) - because the big three aren't really providing a 'Server OS' any more - they're providing a hacked down desktop OS and that isn't the same thing.

Ditto. I have some old CentOS or Debian Jesse (cleansed from systemd) systems amongst BSD. My preferred platform is FreeBSD (or OpenBSD) but have some Linux servers for their support of more esoteric hardare and convenience of some software "just working" on them rather than having to beat them into submission.

Anything new will be BSD or devuan. In fact just resurrected an old Dell laptop with devuan and I have to say I am very pleased with it (devuan).

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

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Re: Thinking about it...it's a tough one

the Root Cause was that a person took a decision to screw over his colleagues because he'd been disciplined.

Following the OP's train of thought: Who disciplined him? The management.

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Re: Should companies be on the hook for criminal employees' doings?

By default, i expect this to mean he has (oops had*) unfettered access to the entire IT system, had the responsibility to test every procedure and recommend/implement changes (presumably improvements). Difficult to see how he could do his basic job otherwise.

Not necessarily. Auditors often have no access to the systems at all and work with people who do, to gather the evidence to support the audit. This applies both to internal and external auditors.

As long as there's fibre somewhere along the line, High Court judge reckons it's fine to flog it as 'fibre' broadband

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Re: Utterly Shameful decision.

What's "deceptive" about it if ISP X's 80Mbit FTTC service works as well as ISP Y's 80Mbit FTTH?

Because if you're thinking you're buying FTTH (which "fibre" suggests), you're not getting what you think you are paying for.

Not to mention the not-insignificant copper portion of FTTC is susceptible to cross-talk and all kinds of interference, unlike FTTH's fibre. Just look at any xDSL modem, and you see variation in signal quality, sync speed over time.

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Re: "How many people are piping their gigabit FTTH into enterprise class routers"

For the matter the EU regulation 015/2120 bars ISP forcing their own equipment onto customers (sure, once UK is out it can let them do it) - so those willingly to install better equipment must be free to do it.

Hmm, ok I had to look that up.

2015/2120 does say:

(5)

When accessing the internet, end-users should be free to choose between various types of terminal equipment as defined in Commission Directive 2008/63/EC (4). Providers of internet access services should not impose restrictions on the use of terminal equipment connecting to the network in addition to those imposed by manufacturers or distributors of terminal equipment in accordance with Union law.

And 2008.63 says:

(5)

The special or exclusive rights relating to terminal equipment are exercised in such a way as, in practice, to disadvantage equipment from other Member States, notably by preventing users from freely choosing the equipment that best suits their needs in terms of price and quality, regardless of its origin. The exercise of these rights is therefore not compatible with Article 31 of the Treaty in all the Member States.

(6)

The provision of installation and maintenance services is a key factor in the purchasing or rental of terminal equipment. The retention of exclusive rights in this field would be tantamount to retention of exclusive marketing rights. Such rights must therefore also be abolished if the abolition of exclusive importing and marketing rights is to have any practical effect.

IANAL, but that suggests that I should be able to tell VM to shove their buggy SH3 and be allowed to buy my own DOCSIS3 modem and they would have to provide service (sans maintenance of course since they wouldn't own the kit).

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

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Re: "less reliable delivery companies than Hermes"

You're forgetting DPD

I suppose, as usual, that depends on the area. Around here DPD is absolutely brilliant. They let you know an 1 hour slot (admittedly message does not come up first thing in the morning like it used to) and always manage to deliver within that slot. .

User secures floppies to a filing cabinet with a magnet, but at least they backed up daily... right?

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Re: Then there is the "send me a copy"

I'd copy and paste the text of the error messages into an email (along with steps to reproduce) and send that to support, only to get a request back for a screenshot instead.

Auditors tend to do that. I suppose it is their misguided idea that the screenshot couldn't have been doctored (as if it made any difference).

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Re: Well if the US ships want the Chinese to keep out of the way

Isn't that obvious? Yes, the monastery is what kept me (somewhat) sane.

Huawei P30 Pro: Nifty camera tricks haven't made mobe mandatory over last year's model

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Re: No sale

After nearly 2 years there is still 85Gb free. I don't see the need for removable storage any more.

It's not so much the amount of storage, but whether it is removable or not.

Memory slump and smartphone boredom deliver one-two punch to Samsung's bottom line

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Re: They could always

Bloatware, Bixby, ludicruous pricing. I haven't really liked any since Note 7, which was forcibly recalled.

Given what you can get from Huawei/Honor and Xiaomi for half, or a quarter, of the price I couldn't possibly justify a Samsung. Yes hardware is nice, but software isn't. And the bloatware is silly.

Besides I'm quite happy with the ~200 quid Nokia 8 with no-bloat Android Pie.

Google Pay tells Euro users it has ditched UK for Ireland ahead of Brexit

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Re: @iron

Anyway it's all bollocks, the government continually change the way the unemployment figures are calculated to reflect well on them. I guarantee if the same methods were used now as were used 10 or 20 years ago the results would be significantly different.

This. How many people are on zero hour contracts and thus technically employed even if they may have no hours of work actually offered. No such thing 20 years ago.

The figures are constantly massaged to make them look better. Lies, damn lies and statistics.

All's fair in love and war when tech treats you like an infant

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Re: Am I perhaps too old to use a payment robot?

If you were buying booze, you have to wait until an assistant comes over to ok the purchase

If only it was just for booze. In some estabilishments a packet of painkillers needs to be authorized as well.

Hello, tech support? Yes, I've run out of desk... Yes, DESK... space

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Re: Common Problem

Needless to say, my manager, who is constantly hassling me to tidy my desk, was not impressed.

There are two kinds of desks. Empty, and those where work is done at.

Apple redesigns wireless AirPower charger to be world's smallest, thinnest, lightest, cheapest, invisible... OK, it doesn't exist anymore

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Apple's iPhone was using 3.5 mm jacks when Sony Ericsson, Nokia, Samsung and Motorola were largely using proprietary weird audio connectors in their feature phones, and often several flavours per vendor.

Apple wasn't making any phones back when Nokia (for example) was still using the pop-port and its predecessors for headsets. By the time Jobs decided to get into the phone game, just about everyone were using 3.5mm port for headphones/headsets.

In fact Apple was one of the first, if not the first, to abolish the very convenient standard 3.5mm headphone connection...

Techies take turns at shut-down top trumps

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Re: minor in comparison

How did you guess it was an APC!?? LOL

I think it was more likely experience, than a guess. Once you have done it, you will learn to check if the cable is marked 940-0024, 940-1524, or 940-0020 before plugging it in.

Russian sailors maroon themselves in Bristol Channel after drunken dinghy ride goes awry

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Re: An alternate explanation. (was: 4am?)

You can go surprisingly fast in a 13 foot Avon or Zodiac with a 35hp motor on it. We put a 120hp Chrysler onto an 18 foot Avon once. Squirrely doesn't even begin to describe it at full throttle, but with a little self control it was quite manageable. With the right prop it topped out at just a tick over 75 knots. (Don't try this at home. Trained professionals[0] on a closed course (South SF Bay), on glass water at slack tide.)

Zodiacs (they're Avon now too aren't they) do plane quickly so yes should be plenty fast with 35hp outboard. Popping on a 120hp and trying it flat out sounds brave (I'd be inclined to say foolish, but given the opportunity would probably feel compelled to give it a go). Not sure how comfortable I'd be feeling about doing 75 knots in a RIB though.

Chap joins elite support team, solves what no one else can. Is he invited back? Is he f**k

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Many many many many years ago, back in the very early days of the internet (well, at least as far as NZ businesses were concerned), I worked in a factory with 2 computers, the bosses (which had an "OFF TIME" that could be measured in weeks, and may never have actually ever been turned on) and the secretary's. She also handled orders from customers with this newfangled email thing.

Excellent, I wish my bosses would have an "OFF TIME" of weeks or never been turned on :-)

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Obfuscation

It took me a few hours to learn how to write them and another hour or so to get them to do what I wanted. The suppliers response was to try and re-write the DB to stop me working out how to do this sort of thing

Some vendors seemed to design their systems like that (Remedy (IIRC ..it was some ticketing system anyway) comes to mind) where all objects are named <char><int> (or something like that) instead of something descriptive.

Very annoying. Does it stop as querying what we want? No, you can work it out but just wastes a lot of time to work out what is what.