* Posts by JLV

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UK's first transatlantic F-35 delivery flight delayed by weather

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Luckily

Flight paths between the UK and Turkey are easier to deal with. Only 2200km or so. Warmer seas too. Just need to avoid thunderstorms, hot weather and tailwinds.

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a53734/f-35-thunderstorm/

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/25/back_end_flameout_roasts_f35_on_runway/

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-f-35-cant-run-on-warm-gas-from-a-fuel-truck-that-sa-1668120726

And, yes, for the cost of those puppies and their legendary reliability, they damn well should have put them on a cargo ship instead.

John McAfee plans 2020 presidential tilt

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Lawyers, guns and money.

Drugs, hookers, and booze.

Can't be worse than the headless Trump twitter machine.

Microsoft commits: We're buying GitHub for $7.5 beeeeeeellion

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Re: How can it possibly be worth that much?

I don't know how much money it would have been worth before MS bought it, but with the Anti-Midas in charge, it will likely be less in short order.

I wonder, we talk big about how much we dislike MS - I do as well, though not as much as some. How will this work out? General rule of thumb is that in case like this, most of the public does not share the outrage of the engaged community and the unwashed masses continue to graze contentedly.

Win 10 is not a great success, true, but then again most stores still sell PCs with it, companies run it, etc... Apple is pricey enough that Windows stays in the running and are not to everyone's taste either. Linux is still patiently waiting on its desktop year.

The sky didn't fall for Win 10 + telemetry, not even for 8. Face it, some of us care, most people don't.

But Github is different: its constituents are precisely developers, open-sources ones to boot. Technically, individuals could easily move, if they knew where to go. Companies maybe less easily, but one thing MS has achieved is giving Google a black eye for relying on Github - at least some big organizations will be motivated to fly the coop. Unlike Linkedin (or FB), Github has limited built-in network effects - the apt-get/pypy/npm/yarn/etc... type endpoint installers can be just rerouted to look elsewhere - they're their respective ecosystems network-effect bits, not the hosting providers. Many devs may take considerably less pride in having their calling cards on MS properties.

We're on Github because we choose to be, not because we have to.

If this ends up turning into a referendum on the popularity of Microsoft with developers in the late 10s, what will it tell us? What will it look like if, in 2-3 years, Github is now #2 or #3 in growth?

I am very doubtful about the upsides for MS, but a severe drop in Github influence and market share from now on would be a gigantic and very public egg in the face for MS, bought at the cost of $7.5B.

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Re: RIP Github

the SF that was embedding extra stuff - can't remember what, but easy to look up - in repos to generate revenue? And not telling anyone? The one with the early 00s look and feel to their site?

I'll wait to see a while which site seems like getting as popular as Github and move there. Pretty sure it won't be SF.

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Re: M$ evil tactic: Embrace, extend, and extinguish

Got there before me.

I wonder if AC's prose in the book is as lame as his post's.

Is Microsoft about to git-merge with GitHub? Rumors suggest: Yes

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Re: Disney probably is more of an IT company than AOL

+1

The Mouse, with Michael Eisner, was also the first company where a non-founding, employee-type, CEO breached the $100M/year remuneration barrier. Not that he lost much $$$$ when the company started under-performing later on - it took years to evict his sorry ass.

CEO and C-level pay and bonuses being a pox on the face of citizens, employees and, yes, shareholders, Disney has a lot to answer for in our context of ever greater rapaciousness, greed and public distrust - warranted or not - of people who manage companies and free markets.

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Re: the survey only listed Disney as a viable acquirer. How about AOL?

>FSF

Kidding, right?

Out of all possible scenarios I would welcome those zealots least of all.

Github's license demographics are firmly in the permissive license camp. Nothing wrong w GPL per se, whatever rocks your boat. But, by its context, Github's management should emphatically NOT be biased towards a license.

Lesser issue, but still problematic, is OS/language bias, which IMHO means best avoiding Google, Apple, MS, Oracle.

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F*ck, I hope not.

I really struggle to understand what MS wants to achieve from this.

Gonna be hard to really monetize. GitHub is all about developer mindshare, but developers will essentially fall into two camps - those who don't care that MS owns Github. And those who passionately will hate it and will not forgive. I assume the first camp will be the majority, but by definition they won't care much for MS's association, so not much is achieved there.

If big enough, the second camp risks this being the kiss of death. Certainly, hipness and street cred go out the window when geriatric MS is involved in this type of stuff.

The, much smaller, 3rd group, those who actively will welcome MS involvement, are already drinking the MS KoolAid, so why bother?

MS is at its hippest when it just _uses_ GitHub. That's a show of openness and hipness from them, rather than the dreaded Embrace, Extend, Extinguish some commentards love to accuse them of (as if they have had much luck dominating any new markets lately)

But, hey, if MS had $26B to burn on LinkedIn - which had the same questions about it - why not? It's not like they have anything useful to do with their money, like making their OS more reliable and secure or having a credible mobile OS for the next 20-30 years. Or just returning it to shareholders, rather than burning it.

Stingray phone stalker tech used near White House, SS7 abused to steal US citizens' data – just Friday things

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Black Helicopters

Honest question

If the email server thingy was enough for "lock her up" chanting frenzies, what sentiments does El Trump's usage of insecure phone technology evoke in his thoughtful fans?

Seriously, we have independent Central Bankers to manage interest rates. How about the US appoints a non-partisan cyber-security assessment department that makes binding decisions as to which communication usage is acceptable practice? If Trump's is, fine. If not, well then, he was elected to do his job correctly, why doesn't he start?

This would have also resolved the Clinton, and the previous Collin Powell issue too.

Your F-35s need spare bits? Computer says we'll have you sorted in... a couple of years

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Why do you say that?

Give it another 5-10 years and the only jets we'll have will be F35s.

Then we'll truly be fucked.

Half of all Windows 10 users thought: BSOD it, let's get the latest build

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Trollface

Re: They say history repeats itself.

>archaic code

But but...

Have you not been paying attention? Every Windows version since Vista has come with a proud pre-release MS blurb announcing to world and dog that its patching subsystem has indergone a major rewrite and will henceforth require a lot fewer reboots.

You can see it right here on El Reg's past articles.

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Trollface

Re: They say history repeats itself.

yeah, fixed it for ya. Rapid direction changes, and demands that everyone ELSE keep up, is what Micro-shaft has been infamous for since ".Not" and C-pound.

I upvoted BB??? Musta been the relative paucity of ASCII 65-90s.

Majestic squadrons of F35s pigs flying. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Don't read this, Oracle... It's the rise of the open-source data strategies

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Re: 'Nuff Said

There is one valid point in the whole thingymagig - Oracle installs are not at all frictionless. The rest is a fair bit of hyperbolery, esp Mongo stuff.

On macOS or Linux you can't just install SQLNet connectivity. You need to download it, accept all sorts of useless download conditions and only then can you install it. Ever heard of apt-get, macport or homebrew? Guess not. Looking to auto install it with Chef, it was a mess because they only provide it in RPM format, not great on Ubuntu. Lots of funky and unstable looking Chef packages to deal with that - I ended up just doing an apt-get install alien an inelegant but simple hack.

Not the database itself, which, of course, is costly. Just the connectivity driver, which is free. Which of course sucks to configure - tsnsnames.ora, anyone? And sqlplus deserves to be roasted, quartered and staked out on an anthill, in whichever order makes it the most painful.

Matt does have a point that complicated and expensive licenses really get in the way for starting up. This particular issue is, I believe, also going to bite MS hard, which is why they are pushing Linux hard - they know Linux is easier to experiment with, unless they bite the bullet and free up Windows licenses outside the enterprise crowd. Lose enough experimenters and you may start losing real business too.

If your needs can be met with Postgresql, it is a brilliant little piece of RDBMS tech. I can definitely see it eating up smaller Oracle db business for custom apps - where the db is not already predetermined by a vendor - going forward. I'd love to know how well it scales up in the GB ranges, but it really is impressive. Very much unlike MySQL, which isn't.

Still, at the end of the day, when you really need a big big RDBMS and have $$$$$$$$$$$, Oracle is not the worst choice. Neither is SQL Server.

A Reg-reading techie, a high street bank, some iffy production code – and a financial crash

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Trollface

Re: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

Nah, Win file copy probably works as follows:

- time to compute a progress report on a 3000 file copy: .5 seconds, severely degrading file copy I/O for duration of polling.

- frequency of progress bar updates chosen by MS: 10Hz, because you really need to know that often.

It sounds daft, but I was rather fond of robocopy.exe for suspecting just this kind of stupidity from them. Any coder focussed on performance knows that profiling/tracing can significantly impact the system under test.

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Trollface

Re: Or...

You're transforming something fairly simple and obvious into something that is less so and will take an inexperienced person, such as a domain expert/QA, more effort to figure out.

Thus providing a good example of what another poster had to say above:

Code which has been written to demonstrate how well the developer knows the language, at the expense of readability and reliability - developer arrogance

congrats!

'Incomprehensible failure' – Canada's $1bn Phoenix payroll IT fiasco torched by auditors

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Re: top 5 causes for major IT project failure *still* top 5 causes cause of major IT failure

Hmmm, at $850m and counting, "on budget" wasn't exactly a high-priority priority they achieved either ;-)

They should have tested w at least 2 major departments, preferably with 2 different collective agreements/unions underpinning payrolls. This project was supposed to consolidate multiple departments, so even a 1 dept successful pilot might not have unearthed challenges w merging many departments.

Feds already run PeopleSoft payroll, so messing this up was not a given from the start.

As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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Re: Can't have it both ways, guys.

Quite true, but claiming that journos are never influenced by ad revenue aspects stretches my credulity quite a bit.

Witness Fox News and their squirming over cancelled ad campaigns when some of their presenters wander off reservation more than usual.

That said, Musk might do well to ponder on not imitating the orange buffoon's Twitter use.

Uber robo-ride's deadly crash: Self-driving car had emergency braking switched off by design

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See this little jewel was left out of the article.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/05/emergency-brakes-were-disabled-by-ubers-self-driving-software-ntsb-says/

the driver was distracted by having to review/flag an Uber touchscreen, which logs significant trip contextual info. This is part of her job, _per Uber design_.

Un-fucking-believable. I would love to see a $10M+ fine, and jail time for the brakes-off / driver-does-other-stuff decision makers @ Uber.

It's just so callous, it seems like a caricature of shitty corporate profit-seeking behavior by a retarded script writer.

UK's Royal Navy accepts missile-blasting missile as Gulf clouds gather

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Re: Re:

>Spoilt vodka then?

There is no such thing as spoilt vodka, comrade. All is good to drink for real men, up to and including tank transmission fluid.

http://www.russianiron.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=12931

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Re: Judging by the volcanic cloud on the horizon

whoa, good catch

Senator Kennedy: Why I cast my Senate-busting vote for net neutrality

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Not a problem

The man is ideologically opposed to regulation, yet reasonable enough to realize that with very limited competition and hefty barriers to entry "the free market" isn't really applicable. If more Republicans knew how actual free markets operate, what their limits are and how doling out pork, rigging laws and accepting massive donations isn't free markets at all, then US Rep voters would be much better served.

There is no real reason to make him out as somehow deficient in judgment, especially as he ended up doing the right thing, i.e. telling Pai to go copulate vigorously with a hornet nest.

To put it differently, if 100 cable companies were in fact competing against each other to offer their services to Joe Average, then, yes, Joe Average could choose based on their merits and there would much less need for regulation. Absent that, then companies need to held back from abusing their market dominance.

Somehow, US legislators grasped this in the 1900s and passed anti-monopoly laws.

He deserves praise for crossing the aisle - something so few are capable of doing - not damning because his worldview doesn't agree with the author's.

Tesla inches toward GPL compliance in low gear: Source code forcibly ejected into public

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Re: Fishy

He he, thought I'd quote Linux himself from your post:

>and the companies that

we could get involved by showing that we are not all insane crazy

people like the FSF.

;-)

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Re: Proprietary on top of Linux is OK, so don't slam Tesla there

Totally true, but there must be something else going on, else there wouldn't be this fuss going on.

Plus, unless they've changed their position, GPL distinguishes "running on top" cases between API calls/process executions and linking to. The latter GPLs your code.

I've never really understood where importing/using GPL libraries written in a dynamic language like Python or Ruby. Is it akin to an API call - ie no license impact to you? Same as linking - ie you are now under GPL?

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Apple is however well within its rights and obligations given a BSD code base. Not so much apparently Tesla on GPL.

I wonder how much Darwin cross-pollinates back onto BSDs. Maybe not all that much given macOSs reliance on Mach kernel code.

Clang compiler is not a trivial piece of software. Swift too, though it has stiff competition from Go and Rust.

'sides, anyone buying Apple for being an open, non-litigious and cuddly company is a wee bit off the mark and too keen on ads ;-)

Blighty's super-duper F-35B fighter jets are due to arrive in a few weeks

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Re: bombing cities

No, what they missed was the steadfastness and courage shown by civilians of countries under attack and ability to rally. In a way, that's part and parcel with the old adage, beloved of Putin and co, that one way to stay in power at home is to create an external threat.

The part about winning hearts and minds is however a bit misplaced wrt Nazi Germany. Not because I feel that killing German civilians was a good aim - it wasn't. But thinking that "if only we had been a bit nicer they would have thrown off bad Mr. Hitler" is wishful thinking. German civs had no choice whatsoever in their gov past '33. Also one could argue that keeping thousands of guns and aircraft off the Eastern Front was the most worthwhile contribution the Western Allies could make until D Day.

The oft-mentioned increase in German war production throughout 43, 44 is a bit of red herring. Pre-43, Hitler was trying to run the war on guns _and_ butter and Germany did not go to a full war economy. In comes Speer and he shakes it all up. Might have increased even more wo the strategic bombings.

But these are all valid points re. Douhet and Western morality until quite recently. I don't know when we changed, perhaps it was after Communism fell. But during the Vietnam War for example there was thought of bombing the North's dams and causing massive floods. "Killing 1 million of them, surely that'll teach them to mess with us". Ditto dirty wars in Central America.

Now we agonize when the news shows - and I think that's a good thing - a few civilians getting killed by mistake in Raqqa.

When we confront the modern evils of Islamic Jihad, it might be worthwhile to remember that, for all our outrage about the targeting of non-combatants, that was the Western norm in warfare until quite recently. Even more so when dealing with non-whites. Pre WW1 there wasn't heavy intentional killing of civilians in Europe. But invading armies "lived off the land".

Fixing the Jihad problem is a matters of hearts and minds - towards the larger Muslim population (ISIS members are fair game in my book). Being more aware of our own checkered ethics history and how it can be perceived is necessary.

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Re: Lancasters

>a reminder to all concerned that fighting wars is not a good idea

Did you miss the part where Le Havre was in France? Or were you just confused and thinking this happened during the 7 Years War?

Bombing your own allies/occupied ex-allies civs isn't exactly high up on the ethics ladder, is it?

Strategic bomber carpet bombings were used a few times during the Normandy campaign and rarely to any greatly efficient result. Operation Cobra comes to mind - the overall battle outcome was brilliant, the bombers' contribution at the beginning considerably less so.

Pointless US Congress net neutrality vote will take place tomorrow!

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Oh I dunno

After all, even a fair amount of Rep voters are not entirely happy at Pai's Net Neutrality gimmicks.

This law has little semblance to true Red conservative causes, like abortion, coal production or gun control. It's just a predatory bit of regulatory capture. If doomsayer predictions come true and people's bills and services worsen, why not have Rep lawmakers on the record in front of their constituents as having voted for it?

Maybe the next election Rep voters can elect representatives who can think for themselves and vote for the greater good rather than by party line? Not that it would hurt Dems any to apply that unsurmountable hurdle to their own Congress critters ;-)

Britain to slash F-35 orders? Erm, no, scoffs Lockheed UK boss

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Good thing for Lockheed ...

that BAE was so greedy with the cats.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/05/10/f35_u_turn_idiocy/?page=2

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-18008171

BAE got its pound of flesh already. Now, thanks to the RN not wanting to admit they bought helicopter carriers, i.e. hot dogs at Beluga caviar prices, Lockeed will too.

See it all works out and the taxpayers and military get fleeced once again. Drinks all around, lads.

Oh, and remind me again what high altitude and extensive loiter-capable fixed wing aircraft will do AWACS duty on these ships?

Zero arrests, 2 correct matches, no criminals: London cops' facial recog tech slammed

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Re: Surely though

I believe it was Bruce Schneier who warned (sure he's not the only one) that a system with too many false alarms lowers security.

Let's pretend you're a guerrilla wanting to attack a fortified camp, which is ringed with smart fence kit. Now, have a herder drive goats near it for a month, setting off the alarm every night. Soon enough, the guards are going to turn off the fence, or ignore its warnings.

The camp is now less safe than if it relied on Mk 1 Eyeballs. Esp if the army decides it can do with less men cuz 50M$ fences. And even more so if the generals insist those fences work against real world evidence.

Microsoft programming chief to devs: Tell us where Windows hurt you

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Meh

how about something simple.

Let's say I have a basic, single-user, paid-for, license for Windows 10. Pro, to make my point clearer.

How about I can actually launch a VM using the same license on the guest as on the host? Not having to buy another license, or wondering what I'm doing to contravene MS's arcane licensing restrictions.

Use case is development and security while browsing. Is that really so much to ask for? Mac's OK with that, as long as you're on their hardware. Linux is obviously ok, what's lagging @ Redmond?

I don't envy her job, going out and asking power users, admins and developers where Windows and MS has failed. The list is long and I agree with most of the points made by other posters, topmost the lack of commitment to their own tech stacks. Her blurb about everyone becoming an AI dev and your IDE making suggestions doesn't make me think that she's really cut out to fix anything however. This is cosmetic, fluffy, flavor of the week talk, not indicative that MS is really able to understand where they've been failing and fixing it.

BTW, @Jemma - you're an ass for the attack on her appearance.

The Sun will blow up into a huge, glowing bubble of gas during its death

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Trollface

awww shit, now we definitely need to build a wall!

Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling)

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Re: Really?

>no cheap Honda spares in France

Heureusement que je n'habite depuis longtemps plus en France donc ;-)

Seriously though, I don't doubt you can benefit greatly from year 1 and 2 depreciation on used cars. You just have to know what you're doing. I'll buy smartphones used myself, because I find those easy to assess.

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Re: Gender bias...

+1

and $1500 iPhone Xs too, to avoid gender bias ;-)

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Re: Really?

actually, I had this discussion with my garagist about getting a _new_ reliable car above my stick shift Civic's paygrade.

He was full of anecdotes of customers who bought flashy BMWs and Mercs secondhand. An $80k car for $40k, basically.

Except that those cars, like most, start to age around the 100k km mark. And, as he put it, he charges about $1500$ for what costs $600 to fix on my Civic, something those buyers were often not prepared for. And neither brand is reknowned for reliability (Mercs used to be). As he put it, if you have the $$$ to get a new one after 5 yrs, good. Less good if you're stretching your budget getting a used money pit.

Just because you get the car cheap doesn't mean the parts are. I agree with you though - a reliable used car can save you a lot if you know what you are buying.

So, "better car" is relative. To me, the better car is the one that gets me from A to B while keeping me from being on first name basis with my mechanic.

MacBook Pro petition begs Apple for total recall of krap keyboards

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Re: Issue 1 of a comic

Whether it's Windows related or not is besides the point. Lenovo, for me, is a company that shows it can't be trusted and will go out of its way, not just misconfigure, to put a few $ ahead of its customers' privacy and security.

I also avoid Sony for the CD DRM rootkit. Really childish of me, I know.

How you feel about that incident is entirely your decision, I don't claim to be more right than you are.

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Re: Issue 1 of a comic

>$1.5k work of art

$1.5k? if only :(

seriously, what are some good Linux alternatives?

wishlist:

- not HP. not Lenovo (remember that spyware). not System76. Not Acer.

- aluminum case for durability

- 16 gb ram. swappable RAM, SSD.

- 15, better 17", screen, 1080p

minimum

- very good trackpad that can be turned off when mouse is used. No Windows-only hardware.

- if not preinstalled Linux, sane USB boot installation, with a BIOS that will pick up an install disk, not fight you to the death.

- (not really hardware). backup as easy and reliable as Time Machine.

Can be heavy and expensive, looking to keep it for a while. I'm thinking a gaming laptop has the oomph and build quality.

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hope this takes off

Recent MBPs are visually nice, but aren't that great under the covers.

The keyboard, even when it works, doesn't have a very pleasant tactile feedback. And, in my 4 weeks before I returned the MBP it did manage to get a key semi-stuck on a speck of dust once.

The touchpad, which can be toggled on to remain in function key mode, provides NO tactile feedback whatsoever. This is highly annoying when you are using something like a text editor which relies on function keys.

Add to this outrageous SSD prices and non-serviceability, despite having really good repair shops near me.

I would regret leaving macOS when my MBP dies - I like not having to configure the OS and its GUI much - but Linux is going to be a strong consideration unless they get their act together.

Mystery crapper comes a cropper

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Paris Hilton

I'm really struggling to visualize how one would go about shaving in a stall.

Sink I get. How does a stall help? Rinsing off the razor in the toilet bowl???

Also, why didn't the manager kick out the guy shaving?

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what's it with runs and shit?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/police-hunt-jogger-who-has-been-defecating-on-familys-lawn-for-weeks/news-story/478b8d04725dcf80281fd1b65f4d3984

lotsa effin weird filk, I say.

Apple and The Notched One: It can't hide the X-sized iPhone let-down

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Happy

Re: Grew revenue...

>people with lots of expendable income.

or debt.

Face it, the demographic of iPhone buyers ain't quite as exclusive as you think. You're sharing the limelight with lotsa barristas and twenty-somethings on fairly menial jobs. True with top end Samsung/Pixel gear too.

Reg man straps on Facebook's new VR goggles, feels sullied by the experience

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Re: Nice to hear an un-hypgasm-filled account

"1903: Kitty Hawk, 1909: Bleriot crosses Channel

Just another example of engineers doing something that won't ever have practical applications."

Sometimes it's worth thinking in terms of potential, esp when there are no obvious theoretical barriers to something improving. The 20th century has had a long run of quick progress from ho-hum beginnings (general AI and fusion being exceptions).

I have yet to even try a VR headset, but mostly because none of the games - and I am a gamer - feel like they'd be more than gimmicks.

My interest would actually be more in data representation/coding/visualisation. Neuromancer, not Ready Player One.

No obligation to cheer Oculus Go. But moving on to dismiss the whole technology's potential seems rather premature.

Press F to pay respects to the Windows 10 April Update casualties

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Black Helicopters

Re: Most of the 'casualties' are Ballmer era stuff

>I'm slowly learning to like Spotify

I'm fascinated by their annoyingly chirpy nasal ads for Spotifiy premium. At first, I thought "who'd want to make ads using actors with voices this annoying"? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of ads, to make you feel good about the product?

Then I realized that's the entire point. They can't have full-on negative ads about how we are bad Spotify users by being on free tier. So they need to make the ads as annoying as possible, while staying positive, so that we will give up and pay.

I haven't and won't. But I have bought a number of MP3s from artists who I have found here, so somebody's getting my $$.

p.s. my local telecom company hasn't quite gotten that subtle point, so they've engaged a Spotify voice actress with an even more horribly grating vocal delivery to sell me their wares 8-/ Guess who's not getting my business?

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Re: "Upgrading users should be able to ignore the viewer as before."

Not to mention that, maybe, perhaps, the contents of your local help file might actually be relevant to the version at hand, rather than applicable to a Windows/Office/whatever version different than yours. Who knows, they might even update the navigation instructions to correspond to Windows' navigation choice of the week.

Supercycle to su-'meh'-cycle: Apple iPhone warehouses heave with unsold Notches

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Trollface

1 out of 2 aint bad, for an analyst

Same Sacconaghi quoted here as skewering IBM's exec remuneration incentives last week.

With that kind of 50/50 successful prediction average he'd massively improve Gartner's gene pool.

To Apple: as a current user of older, appreciated gear: stop wanking us over with pricey gimmicks like non-std phone jacks, unserviceable gear, blingy touch strips and undersized SSDs on MBPs. Then we'd be more inclined to buy from you again, if you provide better value than 1000$+ phones and 3000$ "power" laptops.

if dev == woman then dont_be(asshole): Stack Overflow tries again to be more friendly to non-male non-pasty coders

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come on gals, don't fell so bad

I'm a guy, hetero, white, and, while I love SO, I am also often frustrated by the self-styled Big Kahunas that haunt its waters.

Every so often, you'll ask a question and it will get shut down. Most of the time it'll be for a more-or-less valid reason. And sometimes they're good questions but too open ended: "is Java a good language?" type (actually there's a simple answer there). And I've vented at obvious "solve my homework" questions.

But sometimes, even as a veteran user, you'll get a duplicate close even though the question is not a duplicate. Even though the answers don't work and the target OS/language has evolved. Sometimes you'll get shut down because "it's not a good fit". Even though the question is highly rated and seems to serve a real purpose. Not just my question, other 1000+ rep users'.

My favorite was a recent one where I asked a security question on SO Security where it was closed as duplicate even though the duplicate was a technically oriented question while I was, on purpose, phrasing it from the viewpoint of a naive user, not "how do you implement protocol X?"

After speaking to friend who is specialized in this specific subject for a living, turns out the people closing it don't even really understand the technology behind the simple question I was asking and the duplicate wasn't using the same protocol as my question's subject.

Yes, yes, you may not feel welcome, oh women and people of color and various sexual orientations. But we are all brothers and sisters suffering through the cesspool of self-aggrandizement of a small minority of SO "influencers and thought leaders".

As another poster has said, it'd be good if SO took their current self-scrutiny as an opportunity to teach some of their thought police to be nicer to all people or ship out. Not holding my breath.

IBM turnover shrinks $28bn in 6 years but execs laugh all the way to the bank

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there really is a crisis in capitalism

Yes, yes, lots of left-leaning will chime in and agree whole-hardheartedly. But that's not what I am talking about.

Why are shareholders, who after all own the company, albeit in a diluted way, forced to massively remunerate failure? Why does a CEO need $50M pay to do a good job, rather than say $5M, which is already plenty? Why - and that does veer to the left - do we think it's a good idea for a top employee to get paid 300 times more than the average employee in his company? Why does a manager get $10M good year/bad year?

Politically, if this trend toward winner-takes-all continues we will have more and more calls to replace free markets with managed economies. Or the election of demagogues. We need a way to keep competitive free markets without creating a class of ultra-privileged nobility who decide on their own paycheck, which is what we have been having for 30-40 years. Some European countries which embrace free markets and have a strong social consensus to keep executive pay under the $5-10M - Germany, the Nordic countries - do not seem to have unduly suffered*.

Also, while I agree that it is incredibly hard for women to achieve top executive levels in companies, I wonder if they get held to account as much as men, perhaps because no one wants to be seen as sexist and call out the likes of Carla Fiorina, Whitman, Marissa Mayer and yes, Rometty, for being massive failures. IBM is not just an IBM failure, it's a failure of IBM under Rometty.

Not that the men preceding and following them haven't also dropped the ball. They have. But rightly celebrating women rising to the top of multinationals does not absolve them from having to do a good job once they get there. To be fair, while those are egregious cases, there is so much greed and failure at the top level of executives everywhere that it might be unfair to focus on their gender.

* a friend of mine once quipped that the Daimler-Chrysler merger, disastrous as it was, served very well to expose its German managers to American remuneration levels.

Programmers! Close the StackOverflow tabs. This AI robot will write your source code for you

JLV

Re: "but someone will need to maintain the code for many years."

Amen.

Mid 90s Visual Studio db access stub wizards did the var1, var2 up the wazoo. To the point where the thing was factually useless as it was write-only, cant-be-read code.

Which of course the reviewing journalists had been too dazzled to realize.

JLV

what could possibly go wrong?

You know how researchers are saying you can game AIs into racism and general classification errors?

What would be the effect of gaming this into vulnerabilities?

A system trawling SO for entries relating to your topic at hand might be more useful.

And a programming language less fixated w boilerplate even more so.

It's one thing to grab SO code after reviewing and understanding its effect and design - i. e. as an inspiration - another to blindly copy/paste.

Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall

JLV

Re: jail is a deterrent (as well as a punishment)

>I would be happy to see life sentences for 419 and "your computer has a virus" scammers

As a taxpayer, would you also be happy to pay for the associated jail costs? I recall one of the big components of the California budget crisis a few years back was all those 100K+/year correctional officers. Whose union had probably heavily promoted 3 strike laws.

JLV

I'll raise you this little tidbit of stupidity:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43673331