* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Australia to build a pirate-proof fence: Brace yourselves, Google

DropBear

Re: "primary effect" is infringement

I'd argue that depends rather a lot on how and who gets to decide how "primary effect" should be assessed. Because for the deluge of copyrightwise-challenged stuff that Youtube hosts, it still drowns in at least an order of magnitude more of cat videos, fail compilations, angsty teenager rants, furious SJW rants, rants of people furious about others' furious rants, rants of Dave Jones simply furious and never needing a reason to be so, "let's play" streamers and other genuine and would-be Youtube celebrities, and generally just people making a fool of themselves in front of a webcam. Astonishingly, even some arguably watch-worthy original content, which is already infinitely more than anything on "legitimate" TV (apologies to any mathematicians offended by equating "anything over zero" with infinity) - but that's just my highly subjective opinion.

Pulses quicken at NASA as SpaceX gets closer to crewed launches and Russia readies the next Soyuz

DropBear

Re: Drugs assurance

"What controls does SpaceX have in place to minimise the risk of doped-out or coked-up staff making dangerous manufacturing slips?"

And why do they need one specifically against drugs...? How about tired staff? Or improperly trained staff...? Or disgruntled staff...? And if they don't, why do "drugs" feature in the headlines announcing this investigation...?

Montezuma's Revenge can finally be laid to rest as Uber AI researchers crack the classic game

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Sounds like brute force indeed

Okay, you know what - I'd like to see an "AI player" that learns to complete Thunderbirds (yes, exactly the ones you are thinking about, complete with pool animation in its intro), _without_ having a custom path-finding algorithm hand-coded inside it first. Let's see it "evolve" one...

Euro consumer groups: We think Android tracking is illegal

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Re: Spyware ecosystem

"But then, I use a firewall (as everyone should) to ensure that no apps (or the OS itself) can communicate without my permission"

You do realize that even apps fully firewalled from any network access are completely free to load a webpage in a browser window for you (and it will be the browser doing the net access, not them)...? And that in that process they are able to send whatever data they feel like to the server they load? And that you won't necessarily _see_ said page at all...?

Boeing 737 pilots battled confused safety system that plunged aircraft to their deaths – black box

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This is not the first crash I heard about that involved auto-anti-stall. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, but it was a passenger plane (on a test flight? Not sure but I don't think there were any passengers in it...) that was supposed to do a low pass over an air show for the audience - except they were instructed to do it unusually low, failed to locate the airstrip involved in due time, botched the approach and embedded the plane in the forest at the end of the strip. An already shitty situation for sure, but the explicit reason preventing them to at least _try_ pulling up was, again, the automatic anti-stall overriding the pilots, ruling "nope, the trees it is for you!". Due to the circumstances there should even be some footage of it happening, possibly even on the net. Arguably, the plane may have crashed either way (well I guess we'll never know now will we), but at the very least the pilots should have had the decision about where to crash...

Check your repos... Crypto-coin-stealing code sneaks into fairly popular NPM lib (2m downloads per week)

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Re: The rigour of it all

Oh yes, particularly that "if builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization" bit - it applies just a well with engineers for builders.

AI snaps business titan jaywalking

DropBear

Re: I think I need to follow Ethan Hunt's example

"I need to create masks to wear whenever I go out of the house"

Just get a bike and a tinted helmet. As long as you don't try to do any banking you should be fine...

LG: Fsck everything, we're doing 16 lenses in smartphones (probably)

DropBear

"Because of that, nothing under at least 100Mpixels is going to compete"

As an interesting bit of trivia, photos easily exceeding that resolution were commonly taken even over a decade ago (well, commonly among those who cared for that sort of thing). It's just that the weapon of choice allowing that was not a traditional photo camera at all - but an even more "traditional" camera obscura with a, uh, flatbed scanner where the image formed. And yes, the subject had to be perfectly immobile while the "shot" completed, so it was mostly scenery shots only...

NASA's Mars probe InSight really has Mars in sight: It beams back first pic after touchdown

DropBear

Also...

"At the right moment, InSight stretched out its legs to absorb any shock as it set itself down on the rocky ground."

But before that happened, and after the parachute opened and the heat shield dropped away, one kilometre above the ground InSight let go of the parachute, fell away, veered out from under it, then slowed to a low constant speed descent right before it hit the ground, turning its pulse engines off as soon as it did, to prevent toppling over. And yes, I would need brown trousers for all that too.

Sacked NCC Group grad trainee emailed 300 coworkers about Kali Linux VM 'playing up'

DropBear

To be fair, I have zero confidence "motherboard failure" was anything other than a default "we have no idea what your problem is" response, and I have to agree "reinstall Windows" is a completely inappropriate "solution" to any problem, let alone against self-unlocking (if that really happened). I'm not saying her claims have merit (and she probably did indeed handle everything as poorly as possible), but the whole thing sounds much more fishy than NCC tries to make it look. I'm not convinced there wasn't _something_ going on we have no idea about.

Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot

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Trollface

No, no, no, folks!

How could they not make a reboot of "Where Eagles Dare" yet?!? Or maybe "The Guns of Navarone"...? Come on, I have a whole list - and when we're done with it, we can just move on to John Wayne...!

Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe

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Paris Hilton

Re: It's got me wondering...

"If the public can made aware of just how pernicious this company is in terms of the effects it has had on society (the world over) could we see a backlash against Facebook to the extent where it becomes unfashionable, or (even better) socially unacceptable to use social media sites such as these?"

Totally! I'm, like, soooo outraged I'm going to get on Twitter, like, right now to warn all my bestest frenemies to #GetOffFacebookNow...!

Consultant misreads advice, ends up on a 200km journey to the Exchange expert

DropBear

Re: If...Then...Else

Because that's the kind of instruction that never fails to confuse its audience. First they get "you don't need to" followed by "but you can if you want" and that invariably results in "now should I or should I not?" - I'm pretty sure the syndrome even has a name but I can't recall it. I do understand that this is technically not a fault in the instructions themselves which merely go to out of their way to fully describe all possible options and possibilities, but the fact remains their effect on the user is to cause confusion and paralysis unless said user is unusually adept at this sort of thing. Which is exactly what one should not and can not ever safely assume.

Tech bosses talk kids' books! Could they show a glimmer of humanity? You only get one guess

DropBear

There's a "small" problem here...

...the people in question were asked to help assemble a "box of books" for children, and their answers reflect that; they never said they read whatever they picked as kids:

"Ewing says she kept her brief fairly open: She asked these people to identify children’s books that inspired them. Some of them chose books from their own childhood, but others chose books that they had read to their own children–thereby passing on their love of reading to the next generation–or books that they had recently stumbled upon."

Oi, Elon: You Musk sort out your Autopilot! Tesla loyalists tell of code crashes, near-misses

DropBear

Re: Marketurds vs Reality

In my experience, most modern software seems to fail miserably when it invariably does due to having been written to implement more or less only the shortest and most complication-free path between A and B, invariably keeling over as soon as (more than) one unforeseen factor takes it out of whack. And that is exactly why agile is unfit for purpose with anything that must work reliably: because the whole idea of fully specified requirements is that they're the only way to consider the implications on everything on everything.

Now, this is not to say that non-agile guarantees that those implications are fully and correctly considered; it's not even to say that agile couldn't, in theory, re-consider every single relevant interaction on-th-fly. Rather it is to say that it is not possible for humans using agile to do that in practice, ever, full stop.

It's hard enough even for excellent programmers to hold the entirety of the context of a problem in their mind all at once even when they go brick by brick starting from foundations - sometimes completely impossible already with large enough systems. But trying to do the same thing based just on diffs makes it flat out impossible for anyone, all of the time.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Whisper it…

" He even said that Toyota didn't have a clue about how to build cars and that he would 'school them on car manufacturing'"

Well you have to admit the same attitude worked pretty well for Lamborghini...

Shocker: UK smart meter rollout is crap, late and £500m over budget

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Re: smart meter != reduction in energy consumption

"Gives me a far better idea of what it consumes and how I should ration it if necessary."

Funnily enough, my turning off of an electric appliance is governed by me no longer needing it at the moment. Whereas if I do, it will be on, even if it blacks out the other half of the city. No smart meter or dumb meter for that matter is of any help with doing that.

Microsoft: You looking at me funny? Oh, you just want to sign in

DropBear

Re: I Don't Get It...

I find the apparently incredibly popular "auth sticks don't make you perfectly secure so they're worthless" argument rather disingenuous. Yes, it's obviously true - nothing can possibly authenticate you absolutely perfectly, duh. Anything can be either stolen, faked, divulged or guessed. And yes, depending on what local authentication (if any) a stick/token requires to work they can be worse at that job, locally, than a strong password would be.

But they offer something no passphrase can - protection against remote attackers; yes your token may be vulnerable to people who are physically right next to you, but it should protect against anyone who isn't - and that may well be all that some of us need. Outside high-value targeted ops, almost all identity theft occurs remotely, via phished or stolen and decrypted credentials. Tokens do stop that, leaving you only having to secure a physical artefact - a task most of us have quite a bit of experience with.

No, it's not perfect - it can be stolen or lost, and then you're down to PIN / fingerprint / whatever it uses for local auth to protect you hopefully just long enough until you notice it missing and invalidate it; yes, that _is_ a window of opportunity. And make no mistake, absolutely nothing, _nothing_ can protect you against duress. But auth tokens are a formidable protection against the type of threats 99.99% of people can expect to face day to day and it's still a heck of a lot better than any password alone...

Behold, the world's most popular programming language – and it is...wait, er, YAML?!?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: YAML aint markup language

Is that a valid proof that YAML is in effect identical to ZAML (or VAML or WAML...) considering their meaningful* part will never resolve to anything that isn't identical regardless of amount of recursion...?

* which makes comparisons with 1.3333... =/= 2.3333... rather unfair considering "1" and "2" are very much meaningful parts of those numbers

DropBear

Re: Yet another

Yes, as far as I'm concerned, everything after 2000 is "recent". For me, everything that isn't happened before it. If I'll still be alive in 2040, I promise to revise that statement - not until then.

Germany pushes router security rules, OpenWRT and CCC push back

DropBear

Re: @AC - to find a good non-smart TV

"unless TV manufacturer pays for the cellular connection so their TV can access Internet, I'm safe."

Until the first manufacturer who decides that after using the TV unconnected for $time, it just connects to the first open WiFi it can see* without asking you.

* It might be the case that you're living deep in the mines of Moria safe from other neighbouring APs, but most people can at least intermittently pick up at least one open AP wherever they live, and as we well know if something is possible** it's just a matter of time until some bright spark goes and does it.

** Impossible will still happen, it will just take a bit longer...

Big Falcon Namechange for Musk's rocket: BFR becomes Starship

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Well if it's a starship

Yeah, I like that Mighty Dub Katz song too...

DropBear
Trollface

Look, for all we know the name might be perfectly justified - maybe he also intends to land on the Sun...

Did you hear? There's a critical security hole that lets web pages hijack computers. Of course it's Adobe Flash's fault

DropBear

Would those be the kind of "UI designs" that renders the "back" button (and most conventional ways to navigate a website, for that matter) completely useless...? Because those sites are welcome to rot away together with Flash as quickly as possible. Shooting them behind the barn would be far too good for them.

Holy moley! The amp, kelvin and kilogram will never be the same again

DropBear

Re: "...using methods that can be replicated anywhere in this Universe."

"The Kibble balancer wouldn't work in a weightless environment"

That is not wrong, but it needs to be noted that on the other hand the balance would work just fine on the Moon or Mars - for any of those, including Earth, you also need a precise measurement of the local "g", measured using meters and seconds.

The other thing to note is that while the Kibble balance was used to pin down a value as precise as possible for the Planck constant so that it results in our legacy kg being as close to the new definition as possible, once that is done one doesn't necessarily need to use a Kibble balance specifically to derive a reference kg from the Planck constant again - any apparatus linking the two units would suffice - weight may be gravity-dependent but mass isn't.

And indeed, while the Kibble balance may be the most famous, other approached to define the kg starting from the same constant do exist - most well known probably being the Avogadro Project silicon sphere atom count.

DropBear

Re: Scale

"I think we need to be careful about describing units as large or small"

I don't think so. Until you can produce a complete set of Planck constants compared to which we may rigorously classify ours as absolutely small medium or large, everything we measure will necessarily be numerically compared to whatever arbitrary units we ended up using owing to practical scales of our existence.

And the example you provide is a particularly unfair one given that the speed of light seems to be the largest of all possible speeds we need to concern ourselves with - most other things we measure don't really seem to have limits like this. Nonetheless, rest assured that if we ever discover some clever way to get from A to B faster than light (probably without actually needing to exceed the speed of light), "c" will indeed be considered laughably small whenever discussed in the context of interstellar travel...

DropBear

Re: My calculator is out of date

You aren't really paying attention, are you. There's no choice involved (or rather, it's already decided that there won't be any, really soon):

"On 16 November 2018, the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (BIPM) voted to redefine the kilogram by fixing the value of the Planck constant, thereby defining the kilogram in terms of the second and the speed of light. Starting 20 May 2019, the new value is exactly h = 6.62607015 × 10^-34 J ⋅ s"

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Ship's keel.

Oh, a lunacy competition...? Woohoo, I'm in! How about... sawdust and ice?!?

DropBear

Re: Le Grand K's fate

So what's going to happen to Le Grand K?

Nothing much. Greengrocers won't suddenly sprout Kibble balances in the back rooms of their shops; you still need practical artefacts to calibrate stuff against, with the Grand K (and its copies around the world) continuing to sit at the top of that pyramid - it's just that instead of being exactly 1kg by definition it will now simply embody a reference kg with a measured and documented (tiny) error.

Washington Post offers invalid cookie consent under EU rules – ICO

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Black Helicopters

Being the optimistic sort of chap that I am, I can almost see the advent of "toggle every single checkbox you can find on this page" type add-ons, soon followed by plugins for GDPR pages randomly varying their checkbox descriptions as "check to enable / check to disable" randomly pre-ticking half of them simply on the premise that they might only get the "do track" half if you just accept but you have to manually check the meaning and state of each and every one of them to disable them all.

Then AI-powered add-ons come along that try to figure out which of the checkboxes should be ticked / unticked based on their description wording, then plugins that render those descriptions as images in the worst possible dancing captcha font, and before you know it... wait... what's that noise outside...?

Microsoft menaced with GDPR mega-fines in Europe for 'large scale and covert' gathering of people's info via Office

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: "GDPR failed because it did not mandate a users right to clearly say NO"

The problem is, most companies seem to have taken the stance that whatever they don't feel like turning off is now "essential" and there's no way to change that short of actually challenging that.

Also, while most are now actually offering the option to turn of _some stuff_, the actual deal is "either click here to accept maximum slurping, endure a literal third of your screen being obscured by a mega-banner until you do, or manually untick 135 pre-ticked checkboxes on the provided settings page (and do it all over again next time unless you're comfortable with us knowing that it's _you_ visiting every damn time you look at any of our pages)".

Why the hell isn't there an _anonymous_ setting / cookie / whatever I can use to simply proactively declare to each website I visit "only technically unavoidable cookies please"? Or if there is (considering DNT sounds an awful lot like that) why wasn't that made legally binding...?

Up to three million kids' GPS watches can be tracked by parents... and any miscreant: Flaws spill pick-and-choose catalog for perverts

DropBear

Re: To any children reading this

@doublelayer lots of these actually ARE also a phone, that's the whole reason they have a microphone in the first place; they simply are a "one number" (well, actually, some cycle through a few if the previous one doesn't pick up) emergency call device, with a single "call" / "panic" button. My hunch is the "listen in" thing is more of a feature creep / default action ("emergency calling is fine but what happens if _it_ gets called? Hey, I know, let's make a bug out of it, one more feature-bullet on the box...!") than a purposefully engineered feature - it's still creepy as hell though, I agree...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Why does the server need any details about the child?

"CC1"

But then how would you tell it apart from the one you planted on your wife..?!?

DropBear

Re: To any children reading this

The exact same tech is also sold as "elderly care" wearables, with the same clear-text issues - except of course "think of the children" is so much more catchy...

Brits shun country life over phone not-spot fears

DropBear

Failing to find any legitimate need to access the Internet beyond the shunned "need to get on Facebook" is not anyone should be proud of.

Facebook's CEO on his latest almighty Zuck-up: OK, we did try to smear critics, but I was too out-of-the-loop to know

DropBear

Re: Clueless

So if not knowing you're doing stuff you shouldn't be doing is an excuse, can I use it the next time to claim to have been oblivious to a law...? Come on, I'm even willing to call it "the Zuckerberg Defence"...

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1... Runty-birds are go: 12,000+ internet-beaming mini-satellites OK'd by USA

DropBear

"As the movie Gravity graphically demonstrated..."

...exactly the same way the movie Star Wars: A New Hope demonstrated FTL travel is not only possible but trivially widespread.

Sorry, Mr Zuckerberg isn't in London that day. Or that one. Nope. I'd give up if I were you

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Facepalm

Re: The committee [..] will not let the matter rest

"Wow, them's fightin' words"

Oh, great. I set out to find the origin of a well known expression that I nonetheless fail to place as a quote, and of course I end up learning about Yet Another Reason "free speech" isn't.

DropBear

"Block FB until he becomes available. Governments aren't going to lose much in the way of tax by doing so."

Oh, really? Show me the politician willing to wear the large sign with "Your FB access went poof at my orders"...

Sorry, but NASA says Mars signal wasn't Opportunity knocking

DropBear

Don't be too hard on them, they were just marooned and trying to phone home. Have you got any idea how hard it is to get your hands on a Speak and Spell on Mars?!?

A new Raspberry Pi takes a bow with all of the speed but less of the RAM

DropBear

Re: This is good.

As widespread (dominant even) as 3.3V is, there's plenty of stuff remaining in a hobbyists toolkit that still needs 5V even without any USB-attached stuff. Completely ignoring that is a no-go even if some people no longer need 5V at all.

Ethernet patent inventor given permission to question validity of his own patent

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Re: So why was it granted in the first place?

Which makes it all the more curious how we never saw as much as single peep around here, at the very least concerning his departure, after the deluge of articles concerning basically every breath he took up to roughly a year ago. Then suddenly just deafening silence. One definitely has to wonder if anybody here was "advised" to kindly refrain from biting this particular hand ever again by the Powers That Be.

FPGAs? Sure, them too. Liqid pours chips over composable computing systems

DropBear

Re: Could I have that in English to go?

If you need a computer for gaming, you want it to have a GPU because it is much better at calculating graphics stuff than any general-purpose CPU. On the other hand, it's only so good at that sort of task - you may also use it to eg. mine cryptocurrency but moving away to dissimilar but equally specialized task like, say, implementing a neural network you soon find you'd do much better using a different bit of specialized kit.

On the other hand, if your computer incorporates freely configurable silicon like an FPGA, you may not quite equal the performance of a dedicated piece of comparable hardware, but you gain the freedom to accelerate any kind of task a dedicated hardware accelerator could be built for - you just build your custom accelerator from the hardware resources offered by the FPGA, using nothing but software. You get a machine that will probably not quite equal a dedicated GPU or crypto-mining ASIC or neural net, but can do any of those much faster than just a CPU, choosing between any of those tasks at will.

Another 3D printer? Oh, stop it, you're killing us. Perhaps literally: Fears over ultrafine dust

DropBear

Re: n before g

Ignoble affair indeed...

Scumbag who phoned in a Call of Duty 'swatting' that ended in death pleads guilty to dozens of criminal charges

DropBear

Re: Guns vs Laws

Possibly; on the other hand, I'd be willing to bet that everyone really, really wanting a gun in those places (99.99% likely obtained illegally unless you're a hunter or something - which would be said 0.01%) is already a deranged psycho with runaway power-fantasies (and probably also a mobster). Certainly better than "guns everywhere" in a statistical sense, yet somehow really not all the encouraging at all if you suspect you might have the misfortune of having to deal with one of those for any reason.

Between you, me and that dodgy-looking USB: A little bit of paranoia never hurt anyone

DropBear

Re: paranoia

Not so. I would trust nobody's "reputation" to vouch for the pristine state of a tchotchke they are offering me, no matter who they are. The knowledge that someone from PR in their organisation hired a conference organizer outfit who outsourced the trinket procurement to a bauble personalization joint shipping the cheapest mass-produced stuff directly from Alibaba fills me with very much zero confidence that anyone interested along the chain did not add a little something to the whole batch. I DID buy local-retail-store-sold photo frames that came malware-laden straight from the factory you know.

DropBear

Re: A paranoid mount option ?

"The problem is that some of these attacks are happening within the driver layers"

Not if you are booting from ROM each time something is inserted, and have no persistent storage or any connectivity whatsoever, only a screen. Granted, that description doesn't exactly fit any current hardware all that well (even a Live CD is only a partial match), but it's not like it couldn't be done...

DropBear

Easy-peasy...

how to tell the difference between commercial interest and national interest;

Oh, that's trivial... Is it going for your wallet or insisting to offer you something for free? Former. Is it going for your vote or trying to scare you? Latter.

between marketing hype and political propaganda;

Same as above.

between authentic relationship...

You need not worry about those, you don't have any.

...and clever manipulation.

There isn't any of that around either. Blunt in-your-face manipulation is just so much more effective...

France: Let's make the internet safer. America, Russia, China: Let's go with 'no' on that

DropBear

Re: Strange bedfellows here...

I'm sure we'll see the sorry old "we insist you send us a mail for corrections because we're too cheap to employ webmonkeys who actually know how to bolt on a report form" excuse again. In 3... 2... 1...

Just a little heads up: Google is still trying to convince everyone that web apps don't suck

DropBear

"If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

It's not and it never was. Getting the same results only means that the unavoidable uncertainty in the chaotic part of whatever it is you're doing over and over again wasn't large enough to affect the specific aspect of "the results" you were looking for - and quite often takes considerable effort to achieve on purpose. That said, I would have no objection to web apps failing to gain traction yet again.