* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

DIY IoT computer smaller than a square inch

DropBear

Re: But...

Absolutely, as long as you use one of the affected OpenWRT versions. Why would you do that is another matter...

DropBear
Boffin

Re: Cute

Unlike, say, a Raspberry Pi, which could do things on its own...

What makes you think this can't run arbitrary code equally well as any other embedded McGuffin, fruity-named or otherwise? Yes, this obviously runs OpenWRT instead of <insert Linux distribution>, but for a headless application that doesn't make much of a difference, as long as you can script / compile whatever you need to get done for OpenWRT. There's nothing preventing you hosting a web server on it to toggle your lights or set your thermostat directly if you wish. How exactly do you define "on its own"...?

Of course, once you add the docking station, it stops having that problem.

I'm sure you realise the "dock" is all of three connectors on a PCB, routed directly to the module's pins, yes?

SpaceX 'Dragon V2' rocket podule can hover-land on Earth - or MARS

DropBear

Re: 8 rockets

You don't necessarily need access to that secret - Armadillo Aerospace was experimenting with 3D printed rocket engine parts years ago, which they simply have had manufactured commercially for them; I can't recall exactly precisely where. I'm not saying you can mail-order one right now, but it's hardly a SpaceX monopoly...

DropBear

Re: "My heart would be a fireball...!"

Everything's better with fins!

Obviously. But they are still severely lacking in the 'lasers' department. Then we can just slap the shark-teeth decal on the nose-cone and call it a day...

DropBear

Re: It's empty!

As much as I appreciate the clean design, I can't help but wonder what exactly is one supposed to use to stabilize a capsule potentially spinning wildly out of control, as in that Agena incident way back...? Yes I saw that space-mouse thingy in the centre, but it doesn't look like something you can control a spacecraft with in conditions that make even moving one's arm rather hard...

DropBear

Re: But how ?

Heh heh, you bet I did one too, immediately... inquiring minds and all that...

FAA: All systems GO for Virgin Galactic space plane to launch from US

DropBear

About that "three day training"...

...I'm pretty sure it's a mere marketing gimmick - so you'll be less grumpy when you realize you've spent a fifth of a MEEEELION on a five minute zero-g ride - more than anything that would actually be required / make sense in any meaningful way. I'm fairly confident it can be summed up as "the barf bag is here, and please don't disturb / talk to the bus driv... erm, to the pilot".

Snowden shoots back: 'So you DO have my emails, after all'

DropBear

Re: DD/MM/YYYY - Um....

I prefer YYYY/MM/DD

By all means, please do. There's no shame in being big-endian... ;)

TrueCrypt turmoil latest: Bruce Schneier reveals what he'll use instead

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Trollface

Re: Bruce Schneier *doesn't* reveal what he'll use

Recently he posted that he bought a new notebook, bought with cash from a local store.

Of course what he doesn't know is that every single store selling computers in US has a back room somewhere with a cabinet on the wall, a little hammer and a plaque saying "IN CASE OF BRUCE SCHNEIER BREAK GLASS, HAND OVER THIS LAPTOP!"...

How to strip pesky copyright watermarks from photos ... says a FACEBOOK photo bod

DropBear

Re: As far as I am concerned

The photographer has copyright because it's their creative work that is embodied in the photo - the composition, selection and general artistry in getting a good photo

Technically and legally speaking, I believe you're correct. And yes, I also do believe there are legitimate instances of (some amount of) creativity in photography - like photos requiring significant work to artificially create the subject, selecting a highly unusual perspective or setting up particularly elaborate capturing equipment. But "creativity" and "copyright" in photos that essentially document plain reality as it happens, in its original look...?!? Yeah sure, now pull the other one...

About to make a big bet? Don't crash out, cash in with the power of maths

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Pint

Re: I'm a bit intrigued...

there's a 2/3 chance that you'll increase your distance

Just modelled the setup quickly in SolveSpace - you're absolutely right, outside the +/-60 degrees of the original step, any step takes you further (and subsequent steps tend to increase the angle towards 180 degrees - a 50/50 chance); it makes perfect sense now. Thank you very much - have a virtual one! -->

DropBear
Paris Hilton

I'm a bit intrigued...

I'm the first to admit I'm rubbish at probabilities and such, but at a 'dummy' first-level approach, wouldn't taking many steps in random directions average out in the long run, leaving you pretty much where you started? Based on the article, I suppose not, but why...? Paris, obviously.

Anyway, loved the article!

Still watching DVDs? You're a planet-killing carbon hog!

DropBear
Trollface

Re: So, how do I stream when

It's called "television" and it works really well in the UK

My word, man! Have you seen the latency of that thing?!?

It's Google's no-wheel car. OMG... there aren't any BRAKES

DropBear

Re: Self-driving cars: Great, but two innovations needed:

A means by which a car can be forced into automatic mode by a vote of the people in the cars in its immediate vicinity.

Cue angry dude with a baseball bat stepping out of his car coming over to politely enquire about why on earth would you apparently want to scan the identifying QR code on the back of his vehicle with your cell phone.

DropBear
Facepalm

...because we all know no regularly maintained machinery has EVER failed for any reason whatsoever, and weather is a localized instance following the driver - ie. once you leave the house it never changes at all until you finish you journey, even if it was across a continent.

Still using e-mail? Marketers say you're part of DARK SOCIAL

DropBear
Pint

Re: For added irony, on the story's page

Pfft. It's pigeon post for me.

Oh, I go the high-tech route: I prefer to share using entanglement - only with beer instead of qubits! Essentially, I use two (or more) pints of beer that became entangled in the keg to communicate with nearby mates by periodically sampling the quantum foam on the top. It's not faster than light of course, but it does prevent undetectable eavesdropping (and as a side-effect it does observably alter space-time if repeated sufficiently in a short amount of time)...

Come with me if you want a lid: Apple bags Terminator-esque LiquidMetal mobe patent

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Pint

Glassmember

Kudos to Apple for unwittingly managing to sound like both something out of an Austin Powers movie and a high-end adult shop at the same time. Yeah, I know, mind-gutter-outof - 'fraid I'm a lost cause there, Guv...

Did NASA probe detect a KILLER GAMMA-RAY burst in Andromeda?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: That could mean a VERY bright supernova in visible light

The real question is will this year's obligatory "Mars as large as the Moon!!!" spam flood read "Supernova as bright as the Sun!!!" instead then...?

Police at the door? Hit the PANIC button to erase your RAM

DropBear
Joke

Yes, but...

...can it be activated by the laser 'tripwire' at the door (what do you mean 'what tripwire'? Don't all doors come with one?!? ...no? Oh...)

Poll: Climate change now more divisive than abortion, gun control

DropBear
WTF?

That's a particularly dodgy question, as phrased there. Of course I do believe in "scientists" as a source of information about environmental issues (or about anything else) - but "which particular scientists" is a different issue altogether, meaning possibly not the ones you're thinking of. And not being a climatologist (or indeed a scientist at all) myself, answering that second question with any confidence is unfortunately much harder than one might expect...

Apple plots HOME INVASION at WWDC

DropBear
FAIL

I'm still wondering...

...how toggling a few lights and/or changing your thermostat setting from your smartphone (or from afar) constitutes having a smart house. Sorry, but no amount of "if the garage door is opened turn on all the lights in the house" will qualify as such in my book. You'd need an actual, working AI to do anything really useful, and I don't see that forthcoming...

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

DropBear
Boffin

Re: FUSION

...you mean like this? http://bit.ly/focusfusionindiegogo

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Print dialogs

"printers that do not refuse to print a black and white document just because the yellow ink has run out (again!)"

Ah, but we can't let you print without adding those invisible fingerprint dot-patterns identifying your printer. Why do you think the yellow ran out in the first place?!?

ET hunter: We will find SPACE ALIENS in 20 years

DropBear

Re: "within the solar system itself"

Not if all you're hoping for is, say, bacteria. He said life, not intelligent life...

Boeing CEO says no more 'moonshots' after 787 Dreamliner ordeal

DropBear
Facepalm

While I do understand that any more 'moonshots' is the last thing Boeing would want right now, sometimes I wonder if there are any companies left today that are interested in anything else than 'de-risking'. Yeah well, okay, there's SpaceX. Anybody else? Anybody? ...Bueller?

Autodesk CEO: '3D printing has been way overhyped'

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Could care less / couldn't care less

It's probably meant to mean the same as the original 'couldn't care less', only even more so - like the equally moronic 'irregardless'. Better not go down that rabbit hole though - I swear I'm a really nice person, but you wont like me when I'm angry...

eBay slammed for daft post-hack password swap advice

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Go

Well, if you want to test your password....

...there's always that site recommended by that crazy Aussie bloke... https://www.my1login.com/content/password-strength-test.php

JJ Abrams and Star Wars: I've got a bad feeling about this

DropBear

Re: Amongst the worst...

"What could be worse?"

How about 'updating it' in keeping with the times, pointing out that the Empire was only pursuing those evil pirating rebels rightfully defending its legitimate copyright...? I mean I'm pretty sure those stolen Death Star plans were (C)Empire... Not to mention all that Evil Hacking perpetrated by Mr. Solo's company while aboard said Death Star - why, it's actually lining up perfectly with the currently accepted crime/punishment ratios: you pirate a few files, you get your homeworld blown up, you bastard! Right? I'm sure Disney would see the value of the message there...

EBay, you keep using the word 'SECURITY'. I do not think it means what you think it means

DropBear
Joke

"Thank you for changing you password. For added security, please consider also changing your name, date of birth, phone number and physical address as well..."

Google's NEST can't stand the heat, needs patch for use in kitchen

DropBear

Re: @Andrew Fernie (as: WTF?)

"No fire department to call?"

I'd really like to see you confidently placing a 911 call solely based on a message you got from your home thermostat you are in no position to verify. Also fun would be seeing you confidently not placing said call, btw.

Robotics evangelist: 'Personal robots' should be invisible beings

DropBear
Stop

Sorry, but you don't get to call my digital wristwatch a 'robot'...

...unless you start calling levers, pulleys and screws 'robots' too - then please say 'cyber' a few times as well, just so I can laugh harder, 'mkay?

Hackers lay claim to exploit that defeats iPhone anti-theft tools

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Thumb Down

Re: It's ok - nobody else will find out

"...doesn’t mean that the vast majority of phone thieves would have a clue..."

Right - only every single one of those who would stay in 'business' after such anti-theft measures would become widely used. Oh, and mind you, it's quite alright if any number of thieves have no idea how to do this, their common fence 'knowing a guy' will suffice...

California gives green light to test self-driving cars on public roads

DropBear

Re: The logical next step

"A computer does not get tired, distracted or upset."

You're right, it breaks in much less graceful ways when it does. When, not if.

Google: The Internet of Things to become the Internet of ADVERTS ON YOUR THERMOSTAT

DropBear
Pint

Re: Am I the only one...

It's too late for me, they've already won - I keep hearing "I could use a Guinness right about now" over and over in my head anyway... Test yourself - they got you too if that glass over there looks dark -->

OpenStreetMap declared ready for paid use after satnav app debut

DropBear

Re: OSMAnd is fine

"OSMAnd is fine..."

...or, if you don't feel like either paying up or getting limited to 10 map updates total, you could also use the genuinely free-to-use-with-OSM-maps version of MapFactor Navigator, which is basically indistinguishable from any common satnav feature-wise, and can easily store offline most of Europe.

Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

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FAIL

Re: Twaddle

Dear Anonymous,

go sell it to someone who's buying.

Best regards,

- DropBear

DropBear

Re: Well, yes... What did you expect?

Yup, my rule of thumb is - if you can't get up go over and cycle its power switch within 5 minutes tops, it's a convenience, not something you should be relying on seriously.

NASA agonizes over plan for Mars rock sample return mission

DropBear

Re: Why does this need two Rovers?

But the Creationist senator from Texas won't be interested in hearing those reasons, he'll just say 'do it with two craft, for (x) dollars or don't do it at all'.

NASA Tech 1: "What's the bare minimum we can do this with?"

NASA Tech 2: "Two craft."

NASA Tech 1: "We need to pull a Scotty - ask for three or four to make sure we can get it done with the two we'll get granted..."

Curiosity GOUGES AND SCORCHES Mars with drill and laser

DropBear
Trollface

I can't help but wonder...

...within how many hours would the first Mars outpost be established if it just so happened that crude oil started to bubble up from that hole...

FCC mulls two-speed internet, axing net neutrality ... unless you convince it otherwise

DropBear
Trollface

Re: The answer is so simple...

No go. How will we ever find out when the protest is over?!?

Microsoft throws Kinect under a bus, slashes Xbox One to $399

DropBear

Re: Nothing will change that for the next 8 years, specs are set in stone

You'll never have more than 2 colours on the same character space on a Spectrum, for example.

Well, strictly speaking, some games did have more than two colours on the same character space. It's a minor detail that what they were actually doing was swapping two for other two so fast it looked like three or four to you and me...

EDIT: yeah, okay, sarcasm filter fail. </tired>

Boffins 3D-print biomimetic shark skin

DropBear
Trollface

This is just a prototype. The next version will also mate with Velcro, so you'll get infinitely customizable hardpoints...!

James Bond producers sign on for Edward Snowden movie

DropBear
Trollface

First things first, we need to get our hands on one of those "projects CRT contents on your face (preferably in green)" thingies from Alien - how else is the movie going to convey that he's h4xxoring the NSA right now?!?

Game of Thrones written on brutal medieval word processor and OS

DropBear

Re: protestant and catholic (dos and mac)

Well, there's one more thing Gibson got wrong, sadly - where can I buy my Sandbenders PC, dammit?!?

DropBear
FAIL

Re: I'm guessing his novels/scripts have never been hacked and leaked

Too many people no longer understand the distinction between content and presentation.

Perhaps that's because there is no such thing as content perfectly separable from presentation. [1][2]

[1] - http://rhetcomp.gsu.edu/~bgu/8121/TCQ-CMS(Clark).pdf

[2] - http://www.johndcook.com/blog/2011/11/14/separating-presentation-from-content/

DropBear

...not having the internet is probably the most work-inducing feature of the DOS box.

I realize there's no actual cable plugged into the box, but I still shudder to think what would happen if someone told him of the Arachne browser...

Chap rebuilds BBC Micro in JavaScript

DropBear

Re: Good on him...

Yes, well, it nicely demonstrates that not even javascript can slow down a multi-core CPU running at a few GHz so much as to no be able to pretend it's a single-core CPU clocked at a few MHz...

Mozilla agrees to add DRM support to Firefox – under protest

DropBear
Devil

Re: Open source DRM modules

Not just anybody can write a DRM module. It has to be carefully inspected and certified by the head DRM honchos. The main reason is to prvent you from writing a module that could be used to read and export content into another (non DRM) format.

Oh, okay then; we just need a honest-to-goodness user-unfriendly one, with a few carefully placed GOTO bugs inside, innit?

Google CAN be told to delete sensitive data from its search results, rules top EU court

DropBear
FAIL

Re: Barmy

Oh, I get it now - so if I cheat the living daylights out of my wife, she finds out, but ultimately decides to not file for divorce after all, I have the right to demand that she better behave towards me in a manner indistinguishable from previous routine in all possible aspects, or else she'll be hearing from my attorney...? Is that it...?

LA air traffic meltdown: System simply 'RAN OUT OF MEMORY'

DropBear
Trollface

Yeah, but what if they did actually test a similar scenario - except the only other aircraft in the test were maybe nine or ten other test objects, which the system easily "routed away" without ever hitting its memory limit...?