* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

YouTube in shock indie music nuke: We all feel a little less worthy today

DropBear

Oh well...

I guess it's just a coincidence that in my opinion no music owned by Sony, Warner or UMG is worthy of any attention at all going back for at least a decade now. And earlier music I already got fully covered, sans Youtube, thankyouverymuch.

Congress passes crackdown on NSA surveillance

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Joke

Re: Don't forget Alice

Well yeah, mate, if the big limousine (I'm sure it was *black*, with tinted windows) didn't clue you in...

AMD details aggressive power-efficiency goal: 25X boost by 2020

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Stop

Re: Maybe answering the wrong question@ BlueGreen

Only true in the world of no economic limitations where "brain + experience + knowledge" can be had at lower prices than more hardware. Recently, this has not been the case in this dimension.

Original point aside, I'm frankly not amused by the implication that having 1000x faster hardware than, say, a decade ago but 100x slower software is a-ok, because building the machines was cheaper than writing the software properly - and hey, it runs 10x faster, woohoo! Guess what - it's nowhere in the same bloody universe as "ok".

D-Wave disputes benchmark study showing sluggish quantum computer

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Facepalm

Ok so deciding once and for all exactly how "quantum" the machine is looks like a hard job, and I even get that we're not quite sure exactly what sort of thing it might be good at. But from a purely pragmatical point of view evaluating its usefulness is not hard at all - take a Hard Problem you're interested in, get the best conventional hardware you can, put it side by side with the D-wave kit and see which gives you more answers per second, by how much, and how accurate / optimal each is. That's it! If you really observe 35000 answers from one while a single one from the other, it really is faster, quantum or not - unless it's 35000 time more expensive too, it's a win. If not, we're just playing "The emperor's new clothes" all over again...

KA-BOOOM! Boffins blow up mountain to make way for telescope

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Joke

I think I saw El Chupacabra run past the camera at around 01:00...

US spanks phone-jamming vendor with $34.9 MEEELLION fine

DropBear

Re: Safety Cuts Both Ways

That said, I'm arguing against myself here: I do support phone jamming in prisons. But not if it means less effort being put into physical searches.

That's all well but there's that old thing "quis custodiet ipsos custodes" - this time, literally.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: China: Figures

I think it would be good if cinemas were forced to install these jammers and turn them on during screenings...

Absolutely, and we could mandate the hall be lined with a fully shielding Faraday-cage, so the jammer's signal would not get out to bother anybody else. ...oh wait...

LOHAN in FIGHT to DEATH with brace of cantankerous canards

DropBear

Re: Phew!

I saw the title and thought it had been attacked by ducks.

Hmmm, that might make an interesting videogame. The level boss would have to be the Spruce Goose of course.

Yes. App that lets you say 'Yo' raises 1 MEEELLION DOLLARS

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Trollface

Naaah, I got a better idea...

...you know where the real money is? The yooof! We need to make one that only says "What-ever..."

Code Spaces goes titsup FOREVER after attacker NUKES its Amazon-hosted data

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Trollface

Well, this has to take the cake for most fitting the line "all your base are belong to us"...

Assange™ makes fresh bid for FREEDOM from Scotland Yard's 'physical encirclement'

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Trollface

Re: Maybe he could get out by

Dang it, where is Lord Varys when you need him?!?

Hate phone games that make you buy in-app gumble? Congrats, you're a niche player

DropBear

Re: Are these the same researchers that tell us PC games are dead?

...for some reason, "Porco Rosso" comes to mind...

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: well...

It's not that different on non-mobile either, you know - especially on "multiplayer" games, and as we all know no game can be cool these days without some form of that. Would you believe there's a certain much-awaited-space-sim-in-development where a single ship can cost (potentially way-) upwards of $100? You'd better make the most of it too, 'cause when it gets blown to bits by Joe Friendly Pirate it's gone. Unless you purchased periodic insurance for it, of course - you have, haven't you? Which (naturally) insures only your basic model - any extra equipment you had you need to buy again and forget about your cargo.

Now of course, you'll allegedly be able to pay for most of that with in-game currency as well - I just hope you have no life or job, and you like to grind (hard to get into specifics obviously since the game is not actually out yet - but that is how these things tends to work...). Or you could just pay for it, obviously. Sadly, this "we know you paid for the game but please keep paying us through the nose anyway" issue is not mobile-specific at all...

Columbia U boffins HACK GOOGLE PLAY to check apps

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WTF?

Re: only a quarter?

Exactly - if one wishes to access an OAuth-based service from a mobile app, what else is one expected to do? This is not a failure on the developer's side, it's just the way authentication works - how do you expect to let an app to authenticate itself to an API but not store any of the secret involved somewhere in its code? The only way around that would be to either a) run your own server that keeps tokens on your app's behalf, into which users have to log in with individual credentials or b) use an API that allows purely credential-based client login without an app key (obviously not in your control in the case of a 3rd party service, also it would imply that the user has to disclose his main credentials to the app, which is against the whole point of OAuth - letting someone do things on your behalf without having to give them your 'main keys').

What the paper seems to try to say instead is that OAuth / token based authentication is not a good fit for mobile apps (as opposed to server-side code), but that's hardly as catchy as "developers are idiots" is it?

London Tech Week: All for the luvvies and the joke's on you, taxpayers

DropBear

Re: The next big thing

I cannot however argue with those who are lapping up the gravy. I would. It's those who are pouring it that are to blame.

Except a mature ecosystem of 'gravy-up-lappers' (eugh...) is an organism of its own, with its very own survival instinct, and will do whatever needs to be done to make sure those pouring the gravy keep doing so.

IoT cup claims 'instant' identification of what's in it

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Pint

I'm still waiting...

...for the cup with opto / capacitive sensors on the inside and a curved OLED screen outside, that will helpfully display the level and overall look of the liquid remaining inside.

...Huh? What is this "glass" thing you're talking about?!?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Another Frank Herbert prophecy comes to pass

'...even though Vessyl isn't also tracking how much you're excreting emitting.'

Oh, all that and more will come built into the Mk.2 - the one with a stillsuit 'add-on'...

Student promises Java key to unlock Simplocker ransomware

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Mushroom

Re: Next step?

Well, yes, as much as I'm not a fan of "back in my day" musings I have to concede things do change, and mostly not for the better at all. I clearly remember Thunderbyte Antivirus disinfecting test-files I infected on purpose for study, returning a file that was binary-identical to the original, except the zeroed-out part at the end where the virus had been; repeating the experiment after creating a "clean state" database first, the disinfected file was an exact copy of the original even in size.

Exercise for the reader: compare and contrast with current state-of-the-art "Just deleted Windows, I'm sure you don't mind?" approach...

Chap builds rotary dial mobile phone

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Trollface

...Of course, if we go even 'older-school', we could make a mobile phone with no dial at all, only a hand crank to alert the operator to accept a verbal switching request. Actually, that might be even simpler to make - just hook it up the whatever button activates Siri / Cortana / Google Now.

WORLD CUP SHOCK: England declared winner in 2-1 defeat to Italy

DropBear

Re: Anonymous coward

"You know you just can't win."

- Pink Floyd, 'Lost for words'

Blame WWI, not Bin Laden, for NSA's post-9/11 intel suck

DropBear

Re: There's a big difference though

Precisely. Are we really running that laughably false "absolutely everybody was always spying on absolutely everybody all the time since the dawn of time" routine again...? Srsly?

NASA scrubs FLYING SAUCER over Hawaii ballocket mission

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Facepalm

Murphy says...

...wind conditions will continue to stay unfavourable defying previous trends and records indefinitely as long as the LDSD remains stationed in Hawaii, no matter how long that turns out to be.

So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...

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Devil

Re: I really, really, hate that word

I'm not sure I agree. A boffin is always potentially dangerous.

Please don't confuse 'boffin' with 'mad scientist'. There are important distinctions, you know. Bwahahahaha....

DropBear

Re: @Bob & garden shed

I'd add as a hallmark of boffinry the ability to not merely know but thoroughly, deeply understand their chosen field, in the "grok it" sense - including awareness of the potential implications and consequences - where other people tend to 'know' the same field more in the sense of 'hopefully being aware of and able to recite the relevant knowledge'.

DropBear

Re: A boffin is ...

One problem with that - by that measure, any fairly competent IT-person is a boffin (don't tell me you never got the glassy stare trying to explain to somebody what and why you were trying to do right in front of them...), and in my book that's definitely not so.

'CAPTAIN CYBORG': The wild-eyed prof behind 'machines have become human' claims

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Joke

Re: "a load of cock"

...not sure, but considering that the ratio of average weights implies it is roughly 1/400 of a load of bull, I'm suspecting it might be Imperial - it sound like one of their insane lovely fractional units...

Urine a goldmine for fuel-cell materials: boffins

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Joke

"Urine makes great batteries"...

...declared the boffins - then they added "please don't ask us how we know".

Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof

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Joke

If it's admissible to specialize as " a 13 year old foreigner"...

...I'm unveiling my brand new cutting-edge NSA chatbot:

10 INPUT String

20 PRINT "We most definitely did not and do not!"

30 INPUT String

40 PRINT "I'm sorry, that's classified."

50 GOTO 10

DropBear
Stop

Re: Total bull

No. By this test, people from _any_ other culture than your own fail to pass, and that makes your test invalid as a measure of being human. On the other hand, since it's a verbal / written communication, you would indeed be entitled to expect better-than-reasonable command of the common (likely English) language used in the test - so none of these "what you mean by that / sorry I'm Ukrainian" excuses should be admissible. Basically, language should not be used as an excuse impeding free communication of thought - and indeed what the testers should try to do is ascertain that their partner does actually have some of their own.

You know what - here's a tip for free for future testers: "Do you think everybody should learn how to code? Either way, make your argument in no less than five sentences. Go!"

Texan parks quadcopter atop Dallas Cowboys stadium

DropBear

Dunno who wrote the loss of contact strategy...

...but if this thing has GPS as I suspect it just might, I would have instructed it to retrace its path _exactly_ if it loses contact until contact is regained. Chances seem good it can relatively safely pass again where it has passed once already...

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Because women never joke about their boyfriends?

Sorry, you forgot the One Mortal Sin all men commit yet no man should ever be forgiven for: Leaving The Toilet Seat Up!!! </sarcasm>

Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'

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Facepalm

Re: Superior Orders

They never change...

I guess we're down to the "you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs" and "you can't handle the truth" level - and it seems those operating there cannot conceivably be convinced by any means that any truth might exist other than their own. Somehow I don't think they'd feel flattered if one told them the word for uncritical and irrational dedication is "fanatism"...

Euro judges: Copyright has NOT changed, you WON'T get sued for browsing the web

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Trollface

Re: Is this what the EU is for?

I have an idea: let's hand over the internet to them completely! You know, the nice black box with the light, only we equip it with a nice red e-stop button labelled "STOP" too. Really, they can have it!

Patch NOW: Six new bugs found in OpenSSL – including spying hole

DropBear

Re: If it ain't on 0.98.........

I find it amusing how Tomato (the official one) keeps being unaffected - first of Heartbleed then of all this - simply by virtue of being as bloody old as it is: the last release used... 0.9.6!

NSA: Inside the FIVE-EYED VAMPIRE SQUID of the INTERNET

DropBear

Re: Lets not forget who is to blame

"...the transgressions look inexcusable..."

That's probably because they are.

TrueCrypt hooked to life support in Switzerland: 'It must not die' say pair

DropBear

Fine by me, as long as it's not Shirley...

DropBear
Joke

Re: FWIW

Don't they have other ones with a white camo paintjob, that blend in better with snow...?

New software nasty encrypts Android PHONE files and demands a ransom

DropBear

"Assuming that the phone hasn't already synced the encrypted files to the backup..."

Wait, you only keep one single version for backup...?

Linux users at risk as ANOTHER critical GnuTLS bug found

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WTF?

Re: Open source was supposed to be secure

If you can't do it yourself then pay someone to do it.

To continue the analogy, I'm glad your medical insurance covers any procedure you might ever need. Now, as far as the rest of us 99% is concerned...

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Flame

Re: Open source was supposed to be secure

"You have the source, if you don't like it you fix it"

...and of course you're a whinging bastard if you don't do your own open heart surgery should the need arise - after all, don't they hurl any non-programmer baby off a cliff right at birth?!?

Oh, wow. US Secret Service wants a Twitter sarcasm-spotter

DropBear
Big Brother

Eh, easily done...

Mandate compulsory <sarcasm></sarcasm> markup tags, legislate anything non-anodyne outside those as Legally Considered A Threat, and you're done. If you're having a particularly lazy day, you could even omit the first part! Oh, wait...

Please be seated at your FOUR-LEGGED PC

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Go

Oh, so are PCs built into humidors chic again? I'll just go get my tools then...

Net neut supporters CRASH FCC WEBSITE with message deluge

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Trollface

Re: I hope they listen...

...upwards of 64000, then it crashed you say? Hmmmm, I wonder if they stored 'number of comments' as an Int (never to be reached, surely...)...?

Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: And Yet...

I've never understood this attitude that it's somehow desirable to overpay for your gadgetry.

It's a consequence of the thoroughly delusional "something I pay for is always better quality than something free, and the more I have to pay for it the better it gets" mindset. Don't bother arguing with such people, just nod approvingly and back away slowly and carefully.

Google to plonk tentacles on 'unwired' world with $1bn launch of 180-satellite fleet

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FAIL

Re: Flies Over the Great Wall

A series of unfortunate accidents will befall any location sporting a suitable antenna dish.

Just how, pray tell, are you planning to keep a consumer dish oriented at a bunch of low-orbit satellites whizzing over the sky in a matter of minutes?

These are not, AFAICT, SatPhones like Iridium. More like the pirate TV dishes favored in some US-allied countries in the middle east.

You might have heard TV satellites identified by their position as "XY.Z degrees east". Perhaps that's possible at all because they are, you know, geostationary, which the Google sats have been explicitly declared in the article not to be...?

Myspace: Where are you going? We still have all your HUMILIATING PICS

DropBear

Re: Just nuke it from orbit

Or perhaps you should have the COMMON SENSE...

"If you have done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear" much? The thing is, you do not know today what might come back and bite you tomorrow. Sure, not sharing anything gets around that (works fine for me) but it sort of throws out the baby with the bathwater, you know...

New development in 'stadium-sized' FLYING SAUCER orb invasion

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Joke

Re: Hope it all...

Well how else do you plan to land Vulture 3 on the Moon...?

DIY IoT computer smaller than a square inch

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Thumb Up

Re: PORN?

Technically that's a zero, but have an upvote anyway (after all, this thing has one WiFi and two Ethernet connections which just screams "Internet", and we all know the Internet is for porn...)

Flying saucer with 'stadium-sized' orb to INVADE Earth's skies

DropBear

Re: So ....

...close enough to perfect for practical porpoises.

Arrrgh... I sense a fellow Homestuck fan, methinks... well either that or f### you, autocorrect!

DropBear
Trollface

Re: So ....

Yes, but is that a simple division of volumes or does it take into account that those airbags wouldn't tesselate perfectly...?