* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Snowden leaks latest: NSA, FBI g-men spied on Muslim-American chiefs

DropBear
Devil

Re: Does it really matter

"It's the American, European, Asian, Arab, African , South American way of life : in other circles it's called Politics..."

...because the proper term - 'Byzantine' - is trademarked by the homonymous empire, and they're known to sue at the drop of a hat.

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Muslim-Americans?

"...or herded off to internment camps like the Japanese-Americans..."

I initially misread that as "internet camps", and for a tiny fraction of a second my mind ran away with that, trying to imagine what marvellously wondrous places of whimsy those might be; then the built-in auto-correct hit, and I was rather disappointed...

Man FOUND ON MOON denies lunar alien interface

DropBear
Happy

Re: Some of those redditors...

Come now, it's common knowledge it's not fake at all - it's quite genuine cheese; people (like miss Fallaci) were already plotting to steal it (while it's covered by darkness) as far back as '66...

Manhattan drone pair cuffed for NYPD chopper near miss

DropBear
Thumb Down

Re: Thought Crime

No. Not everyone's eyes. Some will consider the pilot may or may not just have taken the piss, "get off my lawn" style, or purely on principle, "a butterfly in China is in theory a hurricane hazard for Americans" style. Sure, flying that thing that high was not a good idea, but people who get others convicted based on their "impressions" get no love from me. When he comes back with a drone-shaped hole in his chopper that he didn't himself cause, I'll reconsider.

'Biggest bird ever': 21-foot ripsaw-beaked flying horror

DropBear
Joke

Re: Terror Bird

Well, ok then - is "Horror Bird" taken too or still available?

Dubai to get huge climate-controlled domed city and giga-mall

DropBear
Joke

Fools! If that dome is ever breached anywhere, everyone will suffo... huh? It's not...? Really, air? Oh, ok never mind then. Carry on...!

Wannabe Startup CEOs Hate This Guy: Potato Salad man and the $60k

DropBear

So that's why every second new project on KS is some sort of dish, for about two says now... it figures.

Alabama quadchopper hits THREE THOUSAND FEET next to AIRPORT

DropBear
Devil

Not sure, but I believe that a bunch of 3D-cinema execs are tearing out their hair right now for not having thought of filming that first. I mean, that's pure 3D gold! Probably the first thing I've seen to actually justify putting on those 3D glasses.

Standby consumes MORE POWER THAN CANADA: IEA

DropBear

Re: It comes down to power supply efficiency

...except if you properly power down your electronics and consumption goes from amps to microamps or nanoamps, you won't care much at all that you supply that amount with a lousy 30% efficiency, innit...?

Insecure AVG search tool shoved down users' throats, says US CERT

DropBear
Trollface

Re: @Stuart Longland

You mean we could actually kill Flash if everyone refused to tick 'accept' for the payload...?!? Did you hear that, people? Onwaaaaards!!!

Wireless-controlled contraception implant is coming, says MIT

DropBear
Joke

Re: Power

probably got a generator just like those ones in the torches you shake up and down

But that makes no sense - that would logically go into the male, while it's presumably the female who has the impla.... waaaait. Ooooooh, clever! It needs to be... plugged in periodically to recharge, huh?!?

Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

DropBear
WTF?

FYI, "breaking them" would be deleting every existing copy of it, mr. Gatiss...

It's finally happened: Bloke builds BOFH-style goofing-off cattle prod

DropBear
Trollface

So when does the neck-strapped version come out? And the one with the built-in explosive? 'Wedlock' fans want to know...

Phone motion sensors can receive data

DropBear

Re: Stop press - sensors sense

Well, one could also consider turning gravity on and off, for the accelerometer...

SolidRun pitches upgradeable SBC into the IoT fray

DropBear
Facepalm

Oh, good...

I see they painstakingly duplicated the RPi's mind-numbingly horrid I/O layout. Brilliant! It's like the Arduino's mis-stepped 0.1" headers all over again...

Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth

DropBear

Re: Summer Holiday

I was about to suggest Kelly Family tour buses, but I'm not sure they are allowed by the Geneva Convention...

DropBear
Trollface

I'm fairly sure they intended to express the surface area in number of F-35s initially, but someone realized the general public might not know the difference between the size of an unladen F-35 of European or African origin.

You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

DropBear

...they love me too much to vent their feelings.

Friendly advice - I wouldn't count on that if I were you. Instead, contemplate the humiliating prospect of repeatedly having to go ask for help someone you know is getting exasperated by your inability to grasp even the most basic concepts - the feeling of having no choice but to depend on someone who'd rather be anywhere else (and you both know it). Now go ahead, downvote away...

DropBear

Glad it worked for you but no, it doesn't work at all for some folks, no matter what and how many times you try to explain to them, from now to the end of times. When IT is involved, words just pass them by, the amount of information entering their brains is ZERO, they simply shut all of it out. It's the exact "this thing?" / mouse problem described in the article, applied to anything you might attempt to explain.

Your Android phone is a SNITCH: Wi-Fi bug makes you easy to track

DropBear

So this basically implies that anyone interested in the security of their mobile has to effectively buy a new phone pretty much every time a new privacy leak is discovered...? I have to hand it to the marketing guys: clever... fiendishly clever...

Xiaomi: Hidden Android dragon is growing fast, despite being unknown in the West

DropBear

Re: Let them come

Since when were Apple devices poorly built?

I have no idea, but you're definitely holding it wrong.

We need to talk about SPEAKERS: Sorry, 'audiophiles', only IT will break the sound barrier

DropBear
Joke

Re: As listened to by God

Proably far too loud for me (and my neighbors).

Nah, the volume would be fine - but He only hears negative frequencies...

'I don't want to go on the cart' ... OpenSSL revived with survival roadmap

DropBear
Devil

"The LibReSSL project is ongoing but there have been no updates so far, and OpenSSL might still have more resources to throw at a clean-up effort"

That may well be true, but the thing is I care a lot more about attitude than resources - and since I also happen to believe attitude doesn't really change, I'm not interested in what OpenSSL might want to do as damage control thinly disguised as 'having seen the light'.

'Disruptive innovation' is nonsense? Not ALWAYS, actually

DropBear
WTF?

I have no idea what Google's actual plans for their driverless cars are, but I really don't see what the ability to drive autonomously has to do with the form of ownership of a car. Driverless cabs and a personal car that can take me home all by itself after I had a few beers are two equally legitimate but totally different things - I just happen to care not at all for the former, while I would be quite interested in the latter.

Like frozen burgers, 'Bigfoot' DNA samples have a touch of horse

DropBear
Joke

I propose we immediately commence a second round...

...to start testing Nessie / Ogopogo / Kraken - scales! FOR SCIENCE!

Researchers defend Facebook emoto-furtling experiment

DropBear
Thumb Down

"The words of Spock - the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one, or the few - have some merit but it all depends on how they are applied."

Careful there. That's only a Planck lenght away from things like "the need of the society as a whole to feel safe outweighs the right of an alleged criminal to be judged fairly, so if we're not sure, we should just lock him up to be on the safe side" - after all, the 'weight' would surely be on the side of the mases...

Me, I'll just stick to the "the needs of no matter how many can never outweigh the rights of even the single one" version. Sorry, Spock.

New research: Flash is DEAD. Yet resistance isn't futile - it's key

DropBear

Reading this I did perform a few obligatory 'Calloh Callay' chortles, but since I'm a rather skeptical bastard, they went straight into a well-sealed bottle, to be released only upon actual commercial availability (about the same time one of those oft-announced revolutionary super-batteries and/or unbreakable-and-actually-flexible LCDs finally surfaces too, no doubt).

Cambridge Assessment exams CHAOS: Computing students' work may be BINNED

DropBear
Coat

Indeed...

...even way before the days of Internet I could never understand what is the point of restricting examination to memorised-only "knowledge". In the real world, there is nothing preventing anyone getting their hands on whatever support material they deem helpful in order to achieve what they need to - and you better believe no amount of literature would help anyway in a finite amount of time if one is well and truly unacquainted with the subject at hand. Not to mention there's not a shred to be learned in school of the actually important stuff that one only gets to learn later, the hard way.

Mine is the one with the Pink Floyd CD in the pocket...

New Russian law punishes online 'extremism'

DropBear
Facepalm

Oh, I see - so "Ye shall conform to 'Russian values' not because ye judge them worthy of being kept alive and passed on, but because if ye don't then it's 'we don't take kindly to your types around here' for you"? What a convincing argument, indeed. Shall we return to smuggling in Rolling Stones vinyls, Levi's blue jeans and Chicklets bubble gum too then...?

MIT and CERN's secure webmail plan stumped by PayPal freeze

DropBear
Mushroom

Paypal is playing fast and loose with other people's money way, way, WAY too much lately for my taste. They apparently decided they are the absolute and infallible moral arbiter of What You Are Allowed To Pay For who needs to answer to no one whatsoever. I can only hope one day they get all the pitch-black Karma they deserve in full, but I'm not going to hold my breath...

Speed of light slower than we thought? Probably not

DropBear
Joke

Re: If gravity bends light...

Of course Einstein was wrong - this whole "photon" malarkey will soon go the way of the Aether, once people finally realize the whole process is about dark being sucked instead of light being emitted...

Microsoft's anti-malware crusade knackers '4 MILLION' No-IP users

DropBear

Oh gee...

...thanks, Microsoft, for not being able to reach the home box now.

Indian rocket set to sling five satellites

DropBear

"...has the ability to put nuclear warheads wherever it wants on this Earth, and China is not going to push India around"

I'm wondering about the practicality of such a claim given that unless India would want to be known as the one deploying nukes first, it might have a hard time resisting a state that could well afford to overwhelm it with sheer numbers in a classical-weapons-only type campaign...

True fact: Your CAT wees ... like a racehorse

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Perhaps Predictable

Put the tiger into the bottle(*) and don't let him out before he's done.

Well, there's always an easy way and a hard way. In particular, a topologists would have no problem pointing out that given a closed bottle, the "inside" and "outside" distinctions are arbitrary therefore you only need to climb into a suitable one to have not one, but all the tigers in the world pee "in" a bottle. Involve a Klein bottle and things get even easier...

Zero-knowledge proof crypto scheme divines truths from nothing

DropBear

Re: If you bombard the warhead with enough neutrons

It's going to be a very definitive way of proving it has been disarmed. Either that, or the host nation has a nice new shiny suspiciously circular lake in it.

I'm no expert, but I've been having the distinct impression that given the necessarily sub-critical state of the fissile material of a non-exploding warhead, the only way to generate enough neutrons to trigger it would be the real deal, ie. detonating another warhead right next to it. If that's true, the "zero-knowledge" moniker becomes particularly fitting, since you'd get a circular lake either way, and not even find out if the initial warhead was really 'live' or not...

Amazon offers Blighty's publishing industry 'assisted suicide'

DropBear
FAIL

Re: Grow a pair

Publishers are every single part of a book beyond most of the text.

There is nothing in a book beyond the text. At least, not a single thing I give a damn about.

You need a list of specific unknowns we may encounter? Huh?

DropBear

Re: Dood!

Perhaps 'commonly encountered unknowns' would be a more precise term, but semantics aside, are you telling me you've never heard of supply chain delay-, equipment breakdown- or weather-induced setbacks that can hardly be exhaustively foretold but can reasonably be expected to occur...?

DropBear
Headmaster

Re: school days

It is grammatically incorrect, but not illiterate

Oh but yes, yes it is. As in uneducated. "Illiterate", from the Oxford Dictionary:

1 Unable to read or write;

1.1 Ignorant in a particular subject or activity;

1.2 (Of a piece of writing) showing a lack of education; badly written;

LG drops G3 quad HD Android mobe with FRIGGIN' LASER camera

DropBear

So, erm....

...is it legal to take a picture of a landing airplane near an airport with this phone, or do you get locked away forever for laser zapping...?

BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

DropBear
Trollface

I beg your pardon...

...you can't possibly mean there are people who don't have an Excel - uh, hold on... s/Excel/GCstar/ - catalogue of their DVDs, including a "watched" flag, surely...? What sort of person would fail to do such a thing?!?

Boffins untangle why your software builds fail

DropBear
Joke

However, the resolution time “can vary by an order of magnitude across error kinds”...

So I take it that will make the 12-minute Java error a potentially 12-hour one then...? Must add this one to the handy BOFH excuse list...

Drone's drug airdrop mission ends in failure for Irish prisoners

DropBear
Devil

Re: Hm.

Needs a release switch. Then it would drop the package silently from above.

yup, and if the operators have any sense of humour, they should clearly label the craft Raisin Bomber...

US Supreme Court: Duh, obviously cops need a warrant to search mobes

DropBear
WTF?

Re: Supreme Court finds common sense again!

Driving, a privilege?!? Suuuuure, mate. Maybe someone should go tell mr. Bradbury too...

'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting

DropBear
Facepalm

I'm nominating for the same title...

...the anecdotal case of the ATM-robbers who allegedly tried to pull an ATM from the wall with a pickup/van and a chain only to flee the scene when it failed to budge - leaving their entire rear bumper (including their number plate) behind.

Google Nest slurps your life into the Matrix? The TRUTH

DropBear
Joke

Re: My car

'So WHY is it so difficult to produce a Kettle that turns on the tap and fills itself and then makes the best cup of tea in the world...'

Now THIS would make a fine Kickstarter project. Any takers...? I mean, how hard can it be?!?

Daddy, what will you do in the new security wars?

DropBear

Re: Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it

'Look at the history, the merchants and the people were too contained by the walls and simply bypassed them, making them obsolete, so now they are simply tourist attractions.'

Exactly. What security experts constantly seem to fail to realize is that perfect security at the cost of usability is of less than ZERO value. FIRST is has to work, and only THEN it should be secure as possible - the very reason people tend to mindlessly click "yes"/"next"/"continue"/whatever is that the priority number one is the goal they're after, and that MUST HAPPEN at any cost, malware and viruses be damned. Unless and until experts understand this (and find a way around it!), there can be no effective security for the masses.

DropBear
Mushroom

Re: In the home arena...

I'm not sure that's always feasible advice. On my windows box, yup, I'm always admin - it might not be wise, but I do WAY too much tomfoolery with the system in general - every single day - to be logged in as anything else. On the Linux box, fine, I'm J. Random User - with the result that literally my every third command is "sudo !!". So no, sorry - I honestly don't think this is a workable approach for someone still legitimately using a desktop instead of a bloody tablet...

iFind: Critics slam Kickstarter campaign for miraculous battery-free phone finder

DropBear
Boffin

Re: Very, very fishy

That's a no go, I'm afraid. The thing many people fail to realize that battery-less field-powered NFC tags need to be either stupidly close to the source of the field (which is why cards generally need to be swiped within 4-5 cm of a reader) or a stupidly large antenna (we're talking square feet of antenna just to read the tag in your shirt-pocket from straight over-head). That makes any sort of locating unfeasible, full stop. Now, obviously, once you power your tag so it doesn't have to rely on the incoming field, it's all fair game - but then you can kiss goodbye to your 'battery-less' status.

DropBear
Devil

Re: depressing lack of common sense/base scientific knowledge

You are demonstrating a disappointing lack of ambition - do consider that at some point both the Death Star itself (open sourced, no less!) and the X-wing fighters to match were being pitched for funding (what's a measly 20 meeeeeelion pounds between loyal imperialist...?). Seriously - look it up. It's still there.

Come on, you can do better than some magic beans, shirley?

DropBear
Unhappy

The way they can absolve all responsibility from this obvious fraud that they are helping to generate half a million dollars (minus the healthy Kickstarter commission of course) is just plain wrong.

Well, um, yes. Written policies aside, Kickstarter's actual stance in the real world seems to be "we're quite happy to cash in commissions from any scam no matter how obvious (even to the village idiot) it might be, unless someone notices and raises a serious amount of stink so excrement starts hitting the fan, in which case we'll eventually pull the project while trying to look as righteously concerned as we can".

I'm not sure they could do much more than they offer (nobody could arbitrate without error every single project), but their reluctance to act even in the most suspicious cases is certainly not... enhancing their public image.