* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Inequality increasing? BOLLOCKS! You heard me: 'Screw the 1%'

DropBear
WTF?

Re: Ditch the white cat, please

"in order to live a whole army of other people do need someone to buy those things"

Really...? Are we still beating that "trickle down" dead horse? Never mind that it's so dead even the bones are long gone...? No, thanks.

DropBear

Re: Ditch the white cat, please

I already did, right after the end of that sentence (in parentheses like these, in case you missed them). And I do believe (beside failing to address my point following that controversial bit) you're conflating issues (like the effect of globalization on developing countries and the way we currently understand to handle distribution of wealth within a single country) that are in my opinion quite tenuously connected.

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FAIL

Ditch the white cat, please

Lovely argument concluding that the poor have only themselves to blame (would they just be more skilled, they'd be positively swamped in money - or so we're told).

Me, I'm less concerned with the well-being of other countries (although I do wish them good luck), I'm simply making the argument that no-one needs to own luxury yachts, barns full of Veyrons and zip around in Learjets between their various palaces and penthouses (unsurprisingly, those possessing said items seem to disagree). I'm looking forward with great interest to hearing your argument that conversely, those generally not in possession of said items really, really, really don't need plentiful food, a roof above their head they can call their own, or affordable healthcare and education (we don't want them skilled after all do we - it's more money for us!).

Renault Twingo: Small, sporty(ish), safe ... and it's a BACK-ENDER

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Facepalm

I already despise most contemporary lunatics calling themselves "designers" ("hey, look, a levitating bed with 360 all-around holo-projectors and its very own warp drive, fuelled by fairy dew extracted directly form parallel dimensions! What do you mean we'll never have anything close in the next ten thousand years?!? But it's a CONCEPT!") - you really didn't have to show me the Twin-Z, I'm already at 11 about this anyway...

Super Cali so litigious, Uber is the focus. Even German judges say it's something quite atrocious

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Trollface

Okay, how about...

"Uber cabbie is sadistic, whacks his client nauseous"...?

Turn OFF your phone or WE'LL ALL DI... live? Europe OKs mobes, tabs non-stop on flights

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Facepalm

Are you kidding? Have you tried to have a pint in public lately? If so, you must have noticed that next to nobody is using their phone to call anymore - what you hear instead is the soft chime of Facebook updates rolling in, and nimble fingers that keep typing replies...

Cut-off North Sea island: Oh crap, ferry's been and gone. Need milk. SUMMON THE DRONE

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Re: They seem to have alot of grass

"¡Supercow al rescate!" - 'nuff said.

A Norsified Linux for Windows and OS X wobblers

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Flame

Re: The feel of a pig in a cage on antibiotics is kept alive by cozy words

Well, you could always have gone the OpenStreetMap way - all their servers are named after dragons...

FBI boss: Apple's iPhone, iPad encryption puts people 'ABOVE THE LAW'

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WTF?

Re: The pendulum has swung too far.

Exactly - funny he should call that "too far": I'd rather call it "barely budged yet"...

Hot wet alien world discovered in constellation Cygnus

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Pint

Hmmm... I'm sure it's obvious where I'm going with this, but I'm wondering if those telescopes would be able to pick up beer atoms instead...

Good grief! Have you seen BlackBerry's square smartphone?

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Re: "keyboard doubles as a capacitive multitouch trackpad"

It's not a bumpy surface at all as far as I can tell from the evidence presented so far - just a dedicated but flat touch sensitive area, much like the "physical" buttons of some smartphones: lit and touch-sensitive, but NOT actually MOVING discrete pieces of plastic. I may well be wrong of course, but then please [citation needed] of a video or review that actually shows those touch-sensitive keys DEPRESSED AND PHYSICALLY MOVING.

Apple is too shallow, must go deeper to beat TouchID fingerprint hack, say securo-bods

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Re: Getting it working is the first step

The real problem is that biometrics is OK for identification, but it's utterly, utterly useless as authentication. If you understand the difference...

4chan outraged by Emma Watson nudie photo leak SCAM

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Re: Shit

I'm sorry - You're reading El Reg and you can't MAKE some with Photoshop if you really want to? Surely, you jest...

My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!

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Re: I'm going to be downvoted but ...@Tromos

As an outsider (english is not my native language - neither the US nor the UK version) I've always thought of "pants" in terms of "trousers", not as undergarments; but hey, that's just me...

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Re: Is that a phablet in your pocket?

On a different site there was a second video linked - the same guys who did the iPhone bend test tried abusing a Samsung device of comparable size the same way (if not harder) but that one bounced right back...

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Joke

Re: is that a 6+ in there or are you just pleased to see me?

Actually the problem is most likely to be most directly attributed to a combination of fat arse and tight trousers

Au contraire! A larger bottom would present a larger radius and therefore lesser curvature when a flat object such as a phone gets pressed onto it (since - as we scientists well know - all human bottoms, much like cows, are perfect spheres). Considering also that an overweight bottom is actually more likely to be soft and therefore more conforming than a hard, muscular one I'd say Queen-favoured behinds might actually have a better chance of not breaking a phone!

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Joke

Re: Spot on, ElReg.

There's NOTHING wrong with that phone. They're just 'carrying it wrong'...

ARM gives Internet of Things a piece of its mind – the Cortex-M7

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Re: This is a great time for tinkerers

Yea, it's better times for pros, too. The market for embedded sw engineers, and especially those with some low power and/ or security knowledge, is looking quite rosy at present IN CHINA. FTFY.

Unfortunately, "embedded" means by definition some sort of production of goods taking place, and as we know that kind of thing happens exclusively in China these days (and I'm talking about design too, not just the physical production itself). I certainly wish you were right though - I just don't see any sign of it whatsoever...

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Boffin

The 'low power' part about the 'Internet of Things' comes into play in relation to the relatively long periods of inactivity such devices spend in low-power mode between bursts of activity. Sure, for a battery-powered mobile node the powered-up consumption is also important, but for an appliance permanently plugged into the mains - not so much. On the average, it will still consume exactly nothing if it 'sleeps' most all the time. And there's that other thing as well - even with power-conscious applications, it's not simply how much power you consume when active - it's also how long you need to stay active to get your stuff done (and a more powerful MCU can go back to sleep faster).

Bracelet could protect user herds from lurking PREDATORS

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Re: I'm waiting

Cue in triggering snarky remarks from Siri/Cortana/etc. when the bracelet detects repetitive linear wrist motion.

Supercapacitors have the power to save you from data loss

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Er, no, automating 'soldering iron' soldering is not as far as I know practicable

As far as I know, components get soldered by hand not because the soldering operation requires human precision, but because either they have problematic through-hole pins and are not easily placed by machines, or because they have large-ish heat-sinking parts that result in inconsistent soldering if relying on reflow alone. To be honest, I would see no problem with a robot placing a SMT cap on the already-reflowed PCB then another robot coming in with a small hot-air nozzle (doesn't even need to be particularly precise) to quickly solder it in. Then again, I never purported to work on an assembly line, so what do I know...

Troll hunter Rackspace turns Rotatable's bizarro patent to stone

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Devil

Patent Trolls are not 'evil'... [Citation needed]

Moon landing was real and WE CAN PROVE IT, says Nvidia

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Boffin

Re: Return journey

If asteroids (etc) mass is/are reduced via mining, could that affect their trajectory (especially in regards to gravitational pull from other masses) and therefore endanger the earth?

The thing is, as long as the starship doing the mining would use its own engines to pull the mined part away (as opposed to, say, "kicking off" the remaining part is some way), it wouldn't affect the trajectory of the remaining part in the slightest. Think of it this way: if the part you're planning to take away would already be split from the part that remains in orbit, both parts would still fly in the same orbit alongside each other (assuming we neglect the gravity of the part we take away, which we might as well - it's TINY...). So, no issues there...

DropBear

Re: Best evidence against conspiracy theorists for me...

Oh please - Ve haff ze proof...

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Re: Return journey

There's nothing to consume on the moon but a few paltry dregs that make living in the Sahara look easy

Well, we already know the Sahara is nothing but a giant warehouse of hourglass spare parts (granted, demand has been sluggish for those lately - people just don't seem to boil all that many eggs anymore). It's just a matter of finding out what moon dust is good for - I reckon "producing painted-on abrasive surfaces by powder-coating" might have a shot here... ;)

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Joke

Re: Good effort but alas

Oh please - next you'll be telling me "Hangar 18" wasn't a completely truthful "live-leaked" historical document either?!?

DropBear

Re: about that International "Space" Station...

Oh come on, it's common knowledge there are permanent black ops teams in all major cities tasked solely with launching high-altitude flares every time a "visible ISS pass" would be due...

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Mushroom

Re: Nvidea, did you also manage to explain

Mythbusters is good edutainment

It used to be, before the only thing they started caring about became what can they shoot and/or blow up this time. Nowadays it's just targeted to the glorious new ADHD squirrel-brain generation...

Your chance to win the world's only handheld ZX Spectrum

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FAIL

Just got around to finally watch the vids - what can I say... calling that 'bodging' would be far too kind; it's the sort of thing one might cobble together on an alternate universe electronics-themed episode of "Scrapheap Challenge". FFS, 10-year-olds have already managed to figure out to how to order their ten-pack of custom PCBs for ten bucks from China whenever they make anything more complicated than a blinking LED! To each his own, but I for one prefer to take some pride in my work and quite frankly, having seen those vids, I have some urgent eye-bleaching to do. Now 'scuse me...

DropBear
Devil

Re: Android ZX Spectrum emulator

No, but if I were the author, I surely would have included an "insane authenticity" option for the lulz, which (if activated) requires you to hand-trim the "tape head" using your volume buttons during loading, guided only by your ears as you try to find the sharpest pitch, unless you want to end up with a "TAPE LOADING ERROR"...

Facebook's Oculus unveils 360-degree VR head tracking Crescent Bay prototype

DropBear

Re: headphones

Hmmmm, it sounds like you're talking about the Totem...

Oh God the RUBBER on my SHAFT has gone wrong and is STICKING to things

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Re: Pen sleeves

Lucky bastard with access to a LATHE... :)

DropBear

I expect this is the same class of problem that causes every remote control in existence to ultimately "sweat" out some mysterious (and yes, sticky) gunk one invariably stumbles upon when trying to clean the remote because it no longer works...

Divinity Original Sin and Wasteland 2 reviews: Turn-based gaming's not dead yet!

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Re: Sir

I would settle for a Precursors sequel - when was the last time you got to fight FPS style INSIDE the spaceship you were using to get around the galaxy (and generally kick ass both in space and planetside)....?

Man buys iPHONE 6 and DROPS IT to SMASH on PURPOSE

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Re: Oh for an old-school Nokia

...Floor? What floor?!?

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Boffin

Re: In any case, my old Xperia has survived plenty of similar drops

The point of Gorilla glass, sapphire, and similar, is that they are hard...

Here's an idea - how about we give up on hard but brittle glass screens completely, and use some soft-but-unbreakable plastic instead, but one that's self-healing, so scratches never become an issue either?

Google Apple grapple brings crypto cop block to Android

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Joke

Re: Errm, Android has had on device encryption since 2012

...of course, don't forget to leave ADB enabled, just to be sure...

Stray positrons caught on ISS hint at DARK MATTER source

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Terminator

Yes, yes...

...but are those 580000 positrons finally enough to construct a brain? Asimov called, and he wants to know why we have not built a single one yet.

Samsung unlocks Knox at zero bucks

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I'm just wondering when will someone finally invent (and patent) Service as a Service (same thing as normal service, but IN THE CLOUD!)...

Wanna keep your data for 1,000 YEARS? No? Hard luck, HDS wants you to anyway

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Re: M-Disk: 42,000 pictures of cats

...their boffins will simply conclude cats were sacred animals in our times.

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Trollface

Re: 1000 years?

Yeah well the Egyptians tried that, and it sure went well... we'd still be gawking at those hieroglyphs if it weren't for those meddling kids the Rosetta stone...

4K-ing excellent TV is on its way ... in its own sweet time, natch

DropBear

Considering I'm perfectly happy watching my DVD collection (that I never intend to replace, no matter how far display tech advances in my lifetime) on my 4:3 CRT TV (that will absolutely stay in service as long as it's functioning), can I get my "card carrying Lo-Tek" badge now, please...?

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Thumb Up

Re: Consumers who care about quality?

...which is why one should screw diagonal inches when buying a 16:9 TV to replace the old 4:3 set, and instead pay attention to the display HEIGHT being equal or larger than the old set's was - that way you're covered. 16:9 will look great, and UN-stretched old 4:3 will still look no worse than it used to...

Cracked it - Vulture 2 power podule fires servos for 4 HOURS

DropBear

Re: Sufficient lift?

Well, worst case, we have ascent by helium balloon and descent by, um... lead balloon. I'm sure that won't happen though...

Drones CAN'T deliver goods ... oh. Air traffic control system backed by NASA, you say?

DropBear
Devil

It's the what now...?

“Your Work is Our Passion”

After, um... stripping away the context, that motto can conceivably also be formulated functionally equivalently as "You're our bitch..."

Boffins say they've got Lithium batteries the wrong way around

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Trollface

Re: @ Def

Oh come on now, really - we know full well the whole place is set to collide with the Andromeda galaxy; do you seriously want to haul your furniture around, like, every month?!? We need to do this properly and get the hell out once we're up and moving anyway...

Microsoft buys Minecraft for $2.5bn. Notch: I'm getting the block outta here

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IT Angle

Reminds me...

...of the bloke who just constructed a functional 1 kilobyte hard drive in Minecraft. Well, technically, it's more like a ZX Microdrive loaded with punched tape, but I'm sure you get the idea...

DropBear

Re: Good move!

Well sure - if it would have been me selling something I made for a few cool billions, chances are I wouldn't feel the itch any more to make anything remotely popular again either...

Get your Indian Landfill Android One handsets - they're only SIXTY QUID

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Re: Just the phone

Judging by my kids that started a long time ago.

Were they, um... paying for those phones...?

As bankruptcy looms for RadioShack, we ask its chief financial officer... oh. He's quit

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Re: Maplin is likely next.

Exactly - these days nothing short of selling EVERYTHING in a range is good enough, which only warehouse-based online sellers of electronic components can do. No small store with a bunch of wall cabinets can match that, no matter how big that wall is. There's no point in going to a store with my BOM if they don't have half of it (or 99% of it, more often) so in the end there's no point left going to such a store at all for anything more complicated than some batteries or CAT5 cable or a bunch of LEDs - and that's not enough to stay afloat.

RS's problem is that their original niche slowly sunk from under them with the changing of times as tinkering with transistors sort of went out of style, and they never found something else to do that others don't do much better already...