* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Google pulls plug on YouTube for older iPads, iPhones, smart TVs

DropBear
Devil

Re: Its pass the book time.

The smarts here are provided by MythTV.

...which will probably stop working with YouTube equally promptly at the switch-off, and may or may not start working again (real geeks don't watch YouTube since you can't do it on the command line prompt, therefore the number denoting its priority in the 'fix it' queue probably has over a hundred digits, Beetlejuice style). Even if it does, it will likely require an upgrade to the latest MythTv which will promptly break the rest of the things that were still kinda-sorta working on my box after half of the functionality I managed to get up and running got nuked by the previous two upgrades.

DropBear
Mushroom

Re: Roll Your Own

I found that a good Logitech Harmony Remote (When properly setup, which IS a bit trickier then they make it out to be!), is generally MORE THAN capable of taking on that lot

Too bad it tends to cost an arm, a leg and two dozen kidneys while still not having any way to configure it that doesn't involve "the cloud". Oh, and then the "Activities" button flakes out on you, which is the only one you can't reassign and also absolutely CAN'T use the bloody remote without (integrated metal dome switch under a piece of flexible PCB - lemme see you DIY fix that one!). That dust periodically gathers _under_ the LCD cover is just the icing on the cake I suppose. Yay, from a "satisfied customer"...

KABOOM! Billionaire fingers dud valve in ROCKET WIBBLE PRANG BLAST

DropBear
Happy

In that case, I'll be needing the comprehensive list of whatever you're watching. I'm starved of some proper tail-landing rocketry-wielding gung-ho sci-fi big time here!

Makerbot axes 'scores of staff' – 3D printing just doesn't pay the bills

DropBear
Devil

Would you look at that...

...it turns out trying to charge thousands of dollars for what can be bought elsewhere for a few hundred (latest iteration at $179, currently kickstarting) without a reality-distortion field doesn't really work in the long run. Tsk, tsk, tsk...

BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: "Is there another internet?"

No, but there used to be one; it was called "AOL"...

Let’s pull Augmented Reality and climax with JISM

DropBear

To each his own I guess - I've got no problem with AR (aside of the bulkiness of most real-world kit needed to experience it). I'd be quite happy to see relevant tech information while I'm tinkering with something - it would sure as heck beat looking away and rummaging through the 101 simultaneously opened PDF datasheets on my monitor; for that matter, I would very much welcome just seeing a name and relation reminder hovering over people I sometimes meet and casually converse with trying to not let slip I have not the faintest idea who the heck they are. Also, I am a lot less critical of AR's possible entertainment uses - all current stuff may or may not suck, I have no idea, but there certainly is a potential for games that could never be played in any meaningfully similar way without AR.

WikiLeaks reveals searchable trove of Sony Pictures documents

DropBear
Devil

"Is publishing correspondence between industry and government fair game under those statements?"

Of course it is! Aren't we being told over and over again that if you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear?!?

The Internet of things is great until it blows up your house

DropBear

Re: Deeper thought

Exactly. An amazing number of people these days seem to gloss over the fact that what we need is not better security (well, that too) but responsibly designed appliances that interlock out locally (and in hardware, without any ability to override it) things that are "not supposed to ever happen or else". That would still not account for wrong _combinations_ of otherwise unrelated stuff ending up doing some damage, but it would be a damn good start.

Don't shoot the Messenger: NASA's suicide probe to punch hole in Mercury

DropBear
Joke

"Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun, and also the fastest orbiting"

Naaaah, the reptoids told me there's one closer, orbiting right under the surface of the Sun.

Labour policy review tells EU where to stuff its geo-blocking ban

DropBear
Childcatcher

This law is effectively an order to shut off those revenue streams and kill off jobs and business that rely on them.

You forgot to mention the children. Why won't someone just think of those poor children?!?

DropBear
FAIL

Absolutely! I mean, just imagine if anyone - I mean ANYONE - could watch Top Gear wherever they please! What if they were immediately recognized even in Syria?!? ...oh wait...

Nuclear fusion simulator among boffinry tools picked for monster Summit supercomputer

DropBear
Devil

Re: "Models seismic wave propagation through"

Hmmm. I wonder if seismic beam-forming is possible using judiciously placed underground nuke detonations the same way we use multiple antennae with RF... do I get a few free time slots on that thing to check...?

NASA probe sent to faraway planet finds DWARF world instead: Pics

DropBear
Unhappy

Re: Clyde Tombaugh

To think that he was able to go from a world where flight was in its infancy to seeing Voyager zoom past Pluto within his lifetime

On the other hand, we were able to go from a world where man has been walking on the Moon to... uhhh... oh, never mind.

In some ways, dating apps are the anti-internet

DropBear

But women will educate us in what works and once the lesson sinks in that asking 50 random strangers “Hi, wanna jiggy?” doesn't actually work, then our approaches will be tamed down to those that do work.

Except I can't really see any feedback loop here unless one considers that in a few generations those with more refined approaches might get to reproduce more while those with the simplistic ones might not - and this may take a while. Short of that, nothing else selects in favour of those who smarten up - they stay the vanishingly small minority in the ocean of people stuck at nilly waving who only keep getting more and more frustrated because it doesn't seem to get results, without realizing why.

Easy ... easy ... Aw CRAP! SpaceX rocket ALMOST lands on ocean hoverbase

DropBear

Re: A very well done

Considering I'm pretty sure more or less every single viewer of the launch was there to see the landing, not the launch, I find people getting annoyed at the total lack of any coverage of it hardly surprising. As exciting and formidable a thing rocketry is, you have to remember that by Apollo 13, people only got interested after the tanks blew up - this is no different.

HOVER ROCKET space station podule mission LIGHTNING HOLD DRAMA

DropBear
Flame

Elon Musk just tweeted "Ascent successful. Dragon enroute to Space Station. Rocket landed on droneship, but too hard for survival."

I guess we might not get to see a video this time either...

What would have stopped TV5Monde hack? Yup, MOAR LAWS

DropBear
Joke

Re: So easy to protect, not

"Digital Commissioner" - is that the job where you have to tweet a picture of the BatSignal to get Batman to buzz you on Skype to ask what's wrong...?

HOT HOVERSHIP-ON-HOVERSHIP ACTION: SpaceX ready for barge boing

DropBear

It seems I have to get into the habit of "DVR-watching" space exploration too - apparently staying civil when something gets postponed for the umpteenth time is not my strong suit. Thanks for the info though, I was looking for that but their site just hangs at 0:0:0:0 for now...

Woeful groans over Game of Thrones' spill on piracy sites

DropBear
Joke

Don't even THINK about it. Haven't you seen in Space Quest 4 what a single copy of that game can do in the wrong era?!?

Tech troll's podcasting patent blown out of the water by EFF torpedo

DropBear

Re: TLDR - properly.

Yeah ok, if that's true, my respect is back to normal levels or less... :) The original point remains though.

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: TLDR - properly.

Funny thing it is this, "innovation". A few days ago I accidentally stumbled upon the "sun and planet gear" mechanism - as nifty as it is, what struck me was that it was patented by James Watt (yes, that one) as a necessity to get around the patent of the crank, already held by someone else. I kid you not - the idea that a thing going back and forth can be connected to another thing going round and around with a straight piece of metal was already locked up behind a patent. Not something non-obvious like, say, a differential drive - no: the bloody crank, that HAD to have naive prior art miles long. My respect for mr. Watt grew considerably that day (irrespective of whether he did it on principle or out of avarice, and of the fact that he didn't invent it himself) for not giving in to what must have been the equivalent of patent trolling back then, and sunk and equal amount for the patent system in general (if that was even possible anymore), whether we are talking about the USPTO or any other equivalent institution. Patents may have their uses, but even no patents at all would be better than the miserable bullshit we have now...

Saudis go ape, detain Swedish monkeys at border

DropBear
FAIL

Re: Pulling a Wikipedia?

No, this is a different picture - the one the US Copyright Office declared explicitly uncopyrightable on December 22, 2014. Sorry you missed that one old chap, do try to keep up!

Cyber-crypto-criminal-cock-up. Little money and (probably) embarrassed

DropBear

"Subtle errors are easy to make in cryptographic code, so if they wrote their own implementation, even with a weakness like this, it hardly suggests no requirement [...] to know anything about coding."

I'm assuming that refers to the users who just buy the "make-a-crypto-virus" kit sold by the guys who implemented that crypto (in this case, poorly) in the first place.

Indian cops spice up protests with pepper spray-armed DRONES

DropBear

There are just so many ways to sabotage these (from 2.4GHz jammers to anything that shoots a bunch of chaff-like stringy material that will jam one or more of the props) that I don't see these working out (after the initial surprise and apparent effectiveness of course)...

Oh, hi there, SKYNET: US military wants self-enhancing software that will outlive its creators

DropBear

Re: Plenty of old code out there

I'm not disagreeing (heck, I do the same thing with similar results), but I'd like to point out that these 'things' are meant to be static and not change once they're installed - DARPA seems to want something that can keep up with the obligatory changes in time that right now force an upgrade every now and then. To be honest, never to have to uproot every custom setting I ever did just to raze everything and start all over again would be nothing short of heaven for me too - I'm already clinging to scary old versions of things way past of what's reasonable, but something invariably comes along that forces me to move on or lose functionality that used to work before.

RELICS of the Earth's long lost TWIN planet FOUND ON MOON

DropBear
Trollface

Re: re. "incestuous"

Earth and Theia

sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

(That's how the

Moon came to be!)

Google: Give us cash or we'll poke YouTube ads into your eyeballs

DropBear

I wasn't aware you could get pre-video ads. Although to be fair this may also be due to there being a lot less ads targeted towards (= paid for by entities interested in) my geographic location. Well, either that or ABP.

Everything's code, 'zero tolerance for assholes': Yup, it's ChefConf

DropBear
Devil

Cute...

...except "zero tolerance for assholes" is basically meaningless without a precise definition of what constitutes one. From "causing friction for the hell of it and/or simply not liking the muppet next to you" to "causing friction due to not being a mindless yes-drone and having an opinion of your own" to "not taking well to idiots insisting on unequivocally idiotic things" to "anyone who dares talk back to me, God-emperor of this wretched bunch of minions" there is a lot of room for the fragile ego of the one making the judgement call. Teamwork is necessary, sure, but also immensely overrated in a huggy-feely way these days.

A MILLION Chrome users' data was sent to ONE dodgy IP address

DropBear
Trollface

"MITIGATED!"

Only to a degree - that would still not get you demonstrably perfect security, as Schneier himself admits, only nudge the odds further into the implausible. And, of course - what if they *gasp* bugged you binary diff tool too?!? Those crafty bastards!!!

DropBear
Devil

Since the only way to be sure you're not running any malicious code is to only run software written by yourself (and that includes the compiler itself in case you're wondering), it's quite clear any real-world use of computing will carry some amount of risk of running buggy and/or malicious code - so better get used to it. On the other hand, the idea that there is some magic code of "sensible behaviour" that will keep you out of trouble (as opposed to merely change the risks a little, depending on how much of an idiot you otherwise are) is ludicrous beyond belief and so is any outfit thinking they're dispensing "valuable advice" by spouting that sort of drivel. It's the IT equivalent of thinking that the advice to "drink lots of water" will keep you cancer-free...

Do androids dream of herding electric sheep?

DropBear

Re: Automated mouse catcher.

Ah, but imagine an RC-on-wheels, sensor-driven mousetrap that could go follow those pesky rodents! If the mere thought of a mobile trap constantly following them always keeping a respectful distance doesn't kill those mice either by sheer spookiness or by ludicrousness factor alone, nothing can...

Idiot thieves walk free after stolen iPad uploads pics of them with loot

DropBear

Re: The punishment

"You know, _Punishment_."

Which may or may not be effective, if only it weren't taken as being the price of getting caught (as opposed to stealing - since everyone knows stealing is the way to street-cred and fortune, how can it possibly be wrong...?). As it is, it will only be perceived as a lame lesson to hide your tracks better whenever you feast on your rightful prey - all those not-quite-human suckaz less awesome and cunning than you... (TL;DR: as long as successfully relieving other people of their possessions is a thing certain kinds of people look up to, nothing will change anything, full stop).

Aluminum bendy battery is boffins' answer to exploding Li-ion menace

DropBear

Re: Bored of Battery "Breakthroughs"

"...and I want them now."'

Well, I can get you holograms and supercapacitors - those actually do exist already. Will that do for the moment? Because by the looks of it we'll have to wait a few centuries at the very least for anything else on that list, if ever (and yes, that includes better batteries).

Here we are now, entertain us: Caltech team designs micro, high-res 3D imager

DropBear

Sounds quite precise and potentially useful, but to be fair the detail in the coin image is rather miserable and nowhere near micron size...

Crack security team finishes TrueCrypt audit – and the results are in

DropBear

Re: Abandoned their work?

"F**k this! Can't be arsed anymore!"

Uhhh no, the proper procedure for that is having a note at the top of your website promising the next new version of your software "really soon", dated three years ago.

Dot-com intimidation forces Indiana to undo hated anti-gay law

DropBear
Facepalm

So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them

Oh, but they absolutely do apply that. "I would love to engage in some fine adult action with a lovely lady but would abhor doing the same with some guy - SO YOU BETTER NOT WANT ANYTHING ELSE EITHER, OR ELSE...!". That rule doesn't work all that well without a crapload of caveats...

Light the torches! NSA's BFF Senator Feinstein calls for e-book burning

DropBear
Facepalm

...oh? Then what next? Printing the hash of the "correct" version on T-shirts? Is this PGP all over again...?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Maybe she's representing the wrong people?

Ahhh, but much like - according to Murphy - washing your car will promptly cause it to rain, except if you washed explicitly it in order to provoke rain, you can't get around Godwin by merely hinting at his law...

DropBear

Re: Feelgood Legislation one step away from Fahrenheit 451

"Ah. So the whole of the Internet, all over the world, is subject to the provisions, freedoms and restrictions of the First Amendment."

Well, strictly technologically speaking, it's not that far fetched. I mean, you could take a bunch of hardware and use it as one big firewall relative to anything that enters or exits the US networks and... uhhh.... oh, wait... </sarcasm>

You want disruption? Try this: Uber office raided again, staff cuffed

DropBear

Re: Buried Lede

Do keep in mind that these are just labels. They may well have had someone tasked with the equivalent of the job and called it something else or nothing in particular - and I'm certainly not impressed by the act itself of sticking labels on things. That said, I have obviously no idea how much of that job was being done (or not) before by anyone at Uber.

Is this what Windows XP's death throes look like?

DropBear

Re: Finally replacing it at work

"Without ClassicShell, I wouldn't be doing it now."

Right you are, it's the first thing I installed on Win7 to make it bearable (only just - when it's impossible to avoid using it; the rest is XP all the way).

UCLA trumpets supercapacitor for wearables or implants

DropBear

Oh, is it time yet for The Next Earth-Shattering New Battery Technology Only A Year Or Two Away About Which You'll Only Read Exactly Once And Then Never, Ever Again? Jolly good, do carry on...!

It's the FALKLANDS SYNDROME! Fukushima MELTDOWN to cause '10,000 Chernobyls' in South Atlantic

DropBear

How could you not mention...

...that according to the well-known superboffin Dr. Ock, there is still hope - if a hole could be punched into the sea floor at the predicted exit point of the cores, all the seawater flooding in might neutralize the Leydenfrost effect and allow friction to kick back in just long enough to confine the cores with one final plunge to the centre of the Earth. A specially trained squad of elite sharks carrying drilling lasers has already been dispatched to the site...

DropBear

Re: Afterwards?

Sure, but there will be heaps of tourists flocking to the place just to see all that lovely Cherenkov radiation glow at night...

Microsoft update mayhem delays German basketball game, costs team dear

DropBear

Heh

A certain anecdote comes to mind about the king who beheaded the guy who proposed a windows-running touch-screen enabled toaster and awarded the contract to that other guy who proposed using a micro-controller and a heat setting dial...

Cross-dressing blokes storm NSA HQ: One shot dead, one hurt

DropBear
Trollface

All these comments and yet no obligatory "One does not simply walk into Mordor"...? I'm impressed! *sigh* They grow up so fast...

Affirmative wrist action: Pebble Time raises 20 MEELLION BUCKS on Kickstarter

DropBear

Re: Not quite as hacker-friendly as I want

I actually tried to look this up and failed - do you have a link for those claims...?

Easy come, easy go: Euro astroboffins blast brace of Galileo sats INTO SPAAACE

DropBear
Facepalm

"Commercial" not an issue unless you're measuring continental drift

Wikipedia is your friend, LMGTFY, etc. :

"The Galileo system will have five main services:

Open access navigation

This will be available without charge for use by anyone with appropriate mass-market equipment; simple timing, and positioning down to 1 metre.

Commercial navigation (encrypted)

High precision to the centimetre; guaranteed service for which service providers will charge fees.

Safety of life navigation

Open service; for applications where guaranteed precision is essential. Integrity messages will warn of errors.

Public regulated navigation (encrypted)

Continuous availability even if other services are disabled in time of crisis; Government agencies will be main users.

Search and rescue

System will pick up distress beacon locations; feasible to send feedback, e.g. confirming help is on its way."

Europe could be drowned in 'worthless pop culture' thanks to EU copyright plans

DropBear

Hold on...

...there are movies being made in Europe...?!? Who knew... (still waiting for the third piece of the Dogville "trilogy" btw.)

Google-gate: 'Toothless' watchdog FTC nibbles furiously on journalists

DropBear
Facepalm

I'm seriously tempted to instigate some sort of newsworthy incident involving a gate (or something with a name ending in "-gate"), just to see if the world is willing to go as far as "gate-gate"...