* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Bloke cuffed for blowing low-flying camera drone to bits with shotgun

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Joke

Re: 40mm Glock

"Serious gardening needs railguns"

My word! Are those really triffids in your garden?!?

Google turns cookie monster on AdSense, DoubleClick clients

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FAIL

"Why? You have some god-given right to use their website?"

Hey, neat idea! Do you mind if I steal and adapt it as "Hey, we're going to pollute the heck out of this planet - if you don't agree please don't use it: find a different one!"...?

Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8

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Re: Just one thing left to make it good

"Yes, I could remember that. But why should I have to when there's no need?"

Funnily enough that exact reason is why I have zero use for "searching" for programs. I simply have no idea what they're called - what was that again, "fruityfoglia"...? Ah, no, "Piriform defraggler" - and I would have found it even in my sleep right in the "System Tools" start menu folder where I keep such things. Yes, I can remember "Visual Studio", but I can't remember the names of 90% of the tools I use - I just know to hit up everything I find under "Recovery Tools" whenever something gets deleted that should not have been. Same for various media conversion tools. Or audio editors. Or esoteric CAD format viewers. Or hex viewers. Or CPU fan speed / temperature testers. Or whatever else. I have no idea what any of those are called, so I CAN'T search for them. But I sure CAN browse, and let me assure you, my first-level start menu is a single column wide. I can reach anything I have within 2-3 levels, tops. But search is NOT discoverable - and Windows is welcome to shove it where the sun don't shine just as much as Ubuntu is, as far as I'm concerned.

Malvertising campaign hits 10 MEELLION users in 10 days

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Did they start 27000 years ago?!? That's one heck of a "long game" indeed...

Researchers say Anthem health hack has Beijing's fingerprints

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Facepalm

...because we all know video player geo-blocking is undefeatable (especially for hackers).

Hurrah! Uber does work (in the broadest sense of the word) after all

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Same there

...except you can't, see, they're "all gone". So you buy one from someone who already has one and is willing to sell / lease, for the mentioned $1M. Neat, innit?

DropBear

No, it isn't. If it were, there would be unlimited number of medallions to be granted, if only you fulfil the relevant criteria - but there aren't; the number is strictly limited. They are first and foremost a means to induce artificial scarcity on a market that otherwise would not have it.

Biometric behavioural profiling: Fighting that password you simply can't change

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Devil

Fortunately, the good folks at Firefox HQ seem to have anticipated this and pre-emptively endowed their browser with a stochastic counter-measure: every now and then (whenever FF feels like it) I can type in half a sentence before I realize it has been (fully randomly) either a) held back then typed out instantly, b) held back then typed out one letter per second or c) redirected to /dev/null (presumably).

Google Californian warehouse workers file to form union

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Of coure they haven't received any complaints...

...I bet the appropriate forms are on public display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory and there's an _actual_ leopard - just to be sure...

Cybercrime forum Darkode returns with security, admins intact

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Re: Haha, they'll be taken down even faster. They're making the...

They're making the Enigma mistake.

You mean they'll encode an input character to any other character except the original one...? I'm a bit confused here...

Intel tests definition of insanity with (leaked) typoslab Skylake CPUs

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Re: The definition of insanity ...

The quoted definition is a horribly poor one anyway - it only applies if everything concerned is deterministically influenced solely by the user input and nothing else; if any uncontrolled variables are present (yeah, welcome to the Real World) the definition of insanity would be rather to expect the same thing to happen every time...

Wi-Fi 'reflector' hooks you up at 0.1 per cent of current power budget

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Re: So what this is

My only problem with this is that one needs to use something the size of the Arecibo radio telescope dish to make RFID work farther than 40.000 mm away. Granted, RFID also uses that energy to run the chip itself which I gather is not the case here. On the other hand, RFID usually has a half-decent sized loop - again, not the case here. *Yoda voice* ...curious piece of tech this is...

Today's smart home devices are too dumb to succeed

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Boffin

I can only assume the "turn on when power returns" thing is there to let your bulb emulate a traditional one - ie. let you control it by light switch; the poor bastard has no way to tell whether it just got powered on because an outage ended or you flicked the switch. A central control hub may or may not help here (you have to wait for it to boot after an outage - so what do you do as a bulb when you get powered up? If it's not replying, don't turn on? That's a slippery slope right there...). Of course, there is nothing preventing them to add a setting that would define what to do on power-up (unless there already is one...).

Regarding intelligence - that's utter nonsense. You'd need a proper, fully functional and self-aware AI integrated with everything happening in the house including the (correctly populated) personal calendars of the entire family to actually take sensible decisions by context; anything less will just leave you with a bunch of "scenarios" - glorified batches of commands - which will always be slightly off for anything but the most stupidly straightforward actions, prompting you to rectify undesired side-effects manually; where's the fun in that?

As it is, the most we can hope for is the ability to pre-heat one's home or check that all lights are indeed off remotely - whether that justifies the security risk it introduces is left for each of us individually to decide...

Fiat Chrysler recall BLUNDERING could lump carmaker with $105m fine – report

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Trollface

Re: Dose of Reality

"I doubt they lied. Most of them don't know what they are talking about but will give you an answer anyway."

Exactly. They just figure out what you want to hear and let you have it. The _right_ way to ask that question is "these things _can_ be updated remotely and _do_ have always-on remote telemetry, right?". Then if the answer you get is "Ummm, no, sorry", you know you're onto something...

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Southern biscuits and gravy

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I took to the intertubes in a quest to find out what _proper_ biscuits and gravy should look like. I know now it was a grave mistake. Do yourself a favour: don't try to do that...

IT in Iran: Servers sold on the grey market, and the rule of FOSS

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Facepalm

*Sigh*...

Perhaps somewhat unrelated, but science in Iran seems to be done at a high enough academic level for a Lawrenceville plasma fusion research lab to see fit to invite an Iranian professor over to the US to help them with their bleeding-edge research (apparently scientific collaboration was _not_ under embargo so this was perfectly possible). Of course, leave it to the good old Uncle Sam to grant the guy a visa only to change his mind five minutes later...

NIST in suspected 'meth lab' blast: US Congress is demanding answers

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Joke

Give poor NIST a break, people - they were simply trying to define exactly how much a smidge of meth is supposed to be, down to five decimals...

Want longer battery life? Avoid the New York Times and The Grauniad

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Facepalm

My favourites...

...are those bloody stupid but increasingly common sites that insist to open with a full-page full-motion 4K video loop in the background. Guess what that does to bandwidth / CPU load / power consumption (especially if I don't switch to the relevant tab right away after opening it, so it gets to play in the background for eternity - and before anyone says "it's not running while not in focus" I hope you're aware it's perfectly possible to fully watch any number of Youtube videos in parallel without actually seeing any of them play...)

HP slaps dress code on R&D geeks: Bin that T-shirt, put on this tie

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Joke

Re: Stand out from the crowd

"You definitely wouldn't be allowed the cigar."

No-one says you have to light it...

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Trollface

Actually, mandating crinoline-supported ball gowns for women in parallel with the suits men have to wear might make for a rather entertaining workplace... Oh well, I'm sure the novelty would wear off after a while, but still...*giggles*...

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Trollface

Re: I have no problems with dress codes

Naaah, Three Wolf Moon shirt, clearly. But you do have to wear it ironically.

You can secretly snoop on someone if they butt-dial you – US judges

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Re: WTF!!!

"operating" here was meant to mean "charge it up, turn it on and put it in your pocket".

Nigerian prince swaps the sweet talk for keyloggers and exploits

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Joke

Re: non english-speaking countries?

Your definately wrong, its quite possible to be a native speaker and still be unaware of alot of errors irregardless. And weather you've had you're coffee or not can certainly effect your concentration - just loose focus for a moment and viola! Sure, the OP could of tried harder but to be honest, I could care less...

Robot surgeons kill 144 patients, hurt 1,391, malfunction 8,061 times

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Facepalm

...so the over-privileged class of charlatans that enjoy a level of unaccountability the NSA can only dream of has found yet another way to indifferently shrug off the consequences of whatever they do. Neat...

SpaceX's blast shock delays world's MOST POWERFUL ROCKET

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Re: Falcon XX

"the "slightly used rocket" has a proven track-record of making a successful flight, which includes stresses and regimes that you just can't test for. "

I'm not quite sure where to factor into that possible metal fatigue / starting hairline cracks / wire harnesses on the verge of getting interrupted / shorted / abraded / melted in hard-to-reach places etc. It clearly wouldn't be practical to unbolt every single nut after every single launch, although I'm sure that's exactly what they'll do for the first time...

The Register's resident space boffin: All you need to know about the Pluto mission

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Joke

"Pluto’s huge distance from the Sun makes solar power useless, so expensive plutonium is needed"

Hold on... so, for Uranus we'd need... uhhh... Uranium? Yessss, I think I get it now!!!

Much more Moore's Law, as boffins assemble atom-level transistor

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Joke

Note: For best performance please keep your Molectronics™ - powered product a safe distance away from any bananas, self-lit watchfaces and / or those shoes you wore visiting Chernobyl last summer.

Dwarfworld PLUTO may not have a real DOG on it - but it does have a TAIL

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Trollface

Re: Astroid with 90 million tons of platinum..

I think I would be perfectly content though to have 201 tons of production next year - likely not changing prices in any significant way - assuming the value of that +1 ton would be pocketed by me...

STARS SNUFFED in massive galactic whodunit

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Re: Mere mortals, they are not.

I'd prefer to see some "Dark-Matter/Dark-Energy-in-a-vial" produced by boffins first before I'm convinced it is something that actually exists... Hmmm, perhaps we could try to produce some using appropriately sized Dark Suckers...?

Ant-Man: Big ideas, small payoff

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Well...

"Personally, I usually quite like superhero movies, for the simple reason that they are mindless escapism, much like James Bond for example. If I want to be challenged intellectually I'll read a book."

To each his own I guess, but I have to say superhero movies don't work for me at all - the glossy, sleek CGI feels like a cheap veneer of plastic to me and everybody being over-the-top strong/resilient/etc. makes it much harder for me to care for any of them than for Lt. Bullit for instance. There is really nothing at stake, we all know it all too well. As for intellectuality, Hopscotch or Charade (heck, even Love and Bullets) are hardly Eisenstein-level heavy duty stuff either, but I enjoy them even today incomparably more than the 101th incarnation of "bad guy shows up, kicks the hell out of good guys, good guys regroup, barely manage to defeat bad guy, THE END". I think I can handle a bit more challenge than that...

DropBear

Re: Fast Forward

You make the understandable mistake of thinking they're filming the event. They do absolutely no such thing. These days the only thing anyone films is "the drama"...

NASA boffins peer at Pluto: Could it be ... is that ... OATMEAL?

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Re: Oatmeal?

That's okay, I have no idea what either is...

Pray for AMD

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Thumb Up

+1. I'll sooner buy my CPU from Cyrix (don't be silly of course I know they're long gone) than Intel. AMD CPU & GPU all the way for as long as I can - never since my first 386DX did I have anything else, and I'm not about to change that.

Neil Young yanks music from streaming services: 'Worst audio in history'

DropBear

Never could take the guy seriously ever since that dangerously-close-to-audiophile-bullshit player/service of his, Pono.

Reddit CEO U-turn: Site no longer a bastion of free speech – and stop posting so much hate

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Re: Its either free speech or its not

Indeed. I strongly suspect that anyone attempting to exclusively cultivate "wonderful, creative, funny, smart, and silly communities" only will find it harder than creating a magnetic monopole. There's that pesky thing about no matter how small groups of people you study you grind up magnets, they keep developing opposing poles...

New Horizons: We've got a pretty pic of Pluto. Now let's get our SCIENCE on

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Trollface

Re: on target

Then there's of course that mental image of a puzzled space probe engineer fiddling with a dart - "I don't get it. How do you make course corrections with this once you throw it?!?"

Nokia will indeed be back 'making' phones – and it's far from a foolish move

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Devil

Damn straight!

Yup, definitely everyone is losing money on making Android phones, no question about that. Well, except Huawei, probably. And ZTE - yeah, that goes without saying. And likely Oppo. And Lava, Micromax, and Blu. And, of course Gionee. But other than Huawei, ZTE, Oppo, Lava, Micromax, Blu and Gionee, what did the Ro... erm, definitely everyone is losing money on Android!

The Great Barrier Relief – Inside London's heavy metal and concrete defence act

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Happy

Re: Great article, pleasure to read

Thoroughly enjoyed. Humble suggestion for next stop: Falkirk wheel...?

FLASH MUST DIE, says Facebook security chief

DropBear

Yeah wouldn't it be nice. Except even though I have Flash set to "Ask to activate" I have to activate it literally dozens of times every day, to access content or services I'm absolutely NOT willing forego. Security is always secondary to actual functionality, and while I would certainly prefer to be less vulnerable, uninstalling flash will not happen a long as I'm forced to use it or accept being locked out.

Q. Why did Nintendo force GitHub to take down an emulator? A. It was stuffed with ROMs

DropBear

I suppose it's the age old "just because I have no use whatsoever for this property of mine doesn't mean you're allowed to use it instead, even if that would mean zero inconvenience for me" argument - one of the classic cases where what's legal and what's moral are at polar opposites. I wonder when, if ever, will people finally realise that "lawful" implies no correlation whatsoever with "reasonable", "moral", "the right thing to do", "decent", "sane" etc.

Pluto revealed as KING of the Kuiper belt

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Re: A Certain Age

In other news, arbitrary definition of "planet" is arbitrary. I prefer to define "planet" as "orbiting the sun but not as a moon of another planet" and "round" (reserving the right to exclude accidentally spherically shaped pebbles). I promise not to be bothered by whatever definition the boffins choose to agree upon as long as they leave me alone to use mine and that's that.

DropBear

"I said, stop it!!"

BWHAHAHA... MAKE ME.

My top three IT SNAFUs - and how I fixed them

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FAIL

Re: I had this whinging developer once..

Unless he was either flat-out lying about those reasons or he was explicitly designated to do quality assurance I don't see how any of that was his concern. Ignoring a fault you know about is one thing, not bending over backwards to find other people's mistakes just so your employer doesn't sack you is quite another. People are employed (and paid!) to do a specific job, not to carry the weight of the universe and perform miracles routinely.

Foxconn to hire a million Indian staff in major base shift

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Trollface

Re: Good news...

Next stop: Nigeria...?

Natural geothermal heat under Antarctic ice: 'Surprisingly high'

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Joke

Re: Debate? DEBATE????

not the gas out of my backside.

...wait, you're a cow...?!?

Smartphones are ludicrously under-used, so steal their brains

DropBear

Re: If my phone can become a PC...

Valid point, but in different circumstances where standardized "monitor+keyboard+mouse" shells were practically ubiquitous, the idea of only having to carry your phone around to always have access to your own laptop-like computer does have merit (even if only between home and office - I know which I'd prefer to carry, a laptop or a phone...). And that doesn't even start addressing more far-fetched use cases where projected keyboards and tightly-rollable / foldable / projected screens might give you the same thing completely integrated in a roughly phone-sized package. To be honest, the logical conclusion of "personal computing" started by the PC _is_ the piece of hardware you already carry everywhere - your phone. The rest is details...

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Joke

Re: Gah!

Oh great. Now I have nightmarish visions of a track-driven roomba-like iron semi-randomly crawling around a shirt trying to figure out where it ends, cleanly burning a hole through it when it gets stuck...

Decision time: Uninstall Adobe Flash or install yet another critical patch

DropBear

Not all versions of Firefox can play HTML, and not everyone is free to upgrade to the latest FF on the latest OS (please don't mention Palemoon - same issue applies except this time you won't even get to install it).

Dawn falling late: NASA's other glitch of the week

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Trollface

Re: Both Dawn and New Horizons?

No need to panic, the brief disturbance is just the NSA installing a few new taps on the last comm channels that still didn't have one; please pretend nothing happened. Move along now...

Robo-taxis, what are they good for? Er, the environment and traffic

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Murphy sends his regards

He's been recovering from a serious diaphragm injury lately (caused by a savage ROFLOL fit at the suggestion of cars travelling inches apart safely regardless of who or what drives them) but he's much better now.