* Posts by DropBear

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It's Wikipedia mythbuster time: 8 of the best on your 15th birthday

DropBear
Facepalm

"Moreover, Wikipedia's coverage of topics that would actually be useful to those lacking access to good education is often inadequate."

Really dunno about that... Surely there are scientific articles with less than ideal clarity or content, but the Ars article's main bugbear of complicated things like quantum mechanics not being explained in kidergarten-compatible language just sounds ridiculous - yes, guess what, science is hard, and whether or not an intelligible summary can be prepended, you simply can't sum up the entire symbolism, conventions and tools (including all the underlying knowledge) of a field in a single page about a specific subject.

Yes, to treat that subject meaningfully even on an introductory level you WILL have to read up on all the underlying notions, and the ones supporting those (and the ones supporting those) if you are not well versed in that field. Yes, there will be scary-looking formulae. What else were they expecting - "science light" for dummies in ten simple sentences, buzzfeed-style?!? "Up goer five" or something...? Wikipedia in NOT a free ticket to knowledge - you still have to do all the legwork yourself if you want to understand complicated concepts, there are no shortcuts...

SpaceX: launch, check. Landing? Needs work

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Facepalm

Barge landing? Pshhh, kiddie stuff. Now a video uplink that doesn't cut out precisely thirty seconds before the landing, on the other hand...

Hot Swedish nurses in charity calendar rumpus

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Gimp

But it _is_ clearly inappropriate use - nobody seems to be tied up in those pics, no cattle prod or neon wand to be seen anywhere, not even a sounding kit or wartenberg wheel...

Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist

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Trollface

Re: "3.8 billion light years away"

"LOL, all stargazing is "old news"!"

Not necessarily - it kinda depends on the specific star. I mean, I wouldn't call "8 minutes ago" "old news"...

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Trollface

Re: Fixed headline

"BRAIN-BOGGLINGLY", shurely...?

The Day Netflix Blocked My VPN is the world's new most-hated show

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Joke

Re: I wonder how

" that'll only be partially successful because I can still VPN to my brother's apartment in Manhattan"

...only until he figures out why he suddenly can't watch Youtube in HD without stuttering anymore.

China names the date for dark side moon landing

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Joke

Re: Had to...

"We have to take them at their word, don't we?"

Of course not, don't be silly. They'll have a whole bunch of black-on-black photos to prove it...!

No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs

DropBear

Re: @shufflemoomin

"With the correct Intel or AMD AHCI driver you install to the correct IDE controller"

You can't really do that, since as I said, in IDE mode (the AMD hardware at least) has a different PCI device ID than in AHCI mode and therefore trying to install the appropriate drives only gets you "no new drivers could be found" - the .inf file is simply not targeted at the IDE-mode device IDs. The only way to get it to work is to copy the .sys manually into system32/drivers and manually create the relevant registry entries so the .sys is picked up on boot once you switch to AHCI. THEN you can install the "new hardware" promptly detected by XP since the right hardware PCI ID is now visible.

Anyway, I forgot to mention the kicker in this whole kaboodle - while both Win7 and WinXP had to be babied around carefully to make the transition, the boot manager I use to dual boot them (the Linux BURG) needed no change whatsoever and booted the newly-AHCI disk without ever batting an eye...

DropBear
Joke

Re: @ Medixstiff -- I have a question...

"Has anyone actually, formally complained"

But who could do such a scary, terrible thing? Perhaps... *looks around confused* ...this foreigner from a faraway land: Max Schrems could...? *throws himself at his feet* Oh, noble warrior, have mercy on our wretched souls! Save us! Saaaaaaave uuuuuuuus...!

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Facepalm

Re: @shufflemoomin

"There is another side to this coin, which is that YMMV also applies (to a lesser extent) to Windows drivers"

Guess what happens if using Windows 7 you realize it might be a good idea to switch your SATA controller from ye olde IDE legacy mode you used for convenience at install time to AHCI mode for the sake of your new SSD that kinda needs that sort of thing (for TRIM), but you "forget" to enable the msahci service with regedit in advance. If you want real fun though, do the same under the XP you're dual booting with (yes it's possible), where you have no native support for AHCI and no way to install any drivers because the relevant PCI device is not showing up until you actually activate AHCI in the BIOS, by which time you can't actually boot anymore...

Microsoft wants you, yes you, to write bits of Windows 10. For free

DropBear

Re: Given that this is a VM...

"Unmm, isn't that a little inconsistent?"

Not really. In most cases, FOSS contributions are about two things - solving some annoying immediate issue and generally contributing to a joint build effort of something bigger; for the purposes of the first part, MS has no relevance - but for the second, to me it would feel wrong for the project I help build to be Windows of all things...

How to build the next $1bn tech unicorn: Get into ransomware

DropBear

Re: Fool me once

I guess you've never heard the saying "smart people learn from other peoples' mistakes, normal people learn from their own mistakes, and dumb people don't even learn from their own mistakes" - I have no doubt it applies equally well to companies (are they not people too after all?).

BBC risks wrath of android rights activists with Robot Wars reboot

DropBear

...because only attractive people are supposed to have desires, surely.

DropBear

Re: Sausage-Fest!

Yes, God forbid a (probably male) commentard notes that (a) there actually were female contestants attending as well and (b) they also happened to be attractive, the thing any male brain is wired to notice first, second and third - or are you implying should a non-attractive female contestant have won the audience would have booed them off stage and the judges would have taken the trophy back...?

DropBear
Facepalm

"...counter rotating angle grinders..."

Been there, done that (okay, more like saw it) - still just an RC car, still boring as fuck...

DropBear
Flame

"Wow, you're really a barrel of laughs."

That doesn't mean he isn't also exceedingly accurate. When the contestants will be required to keep their hands in plain view and off any remote controls during the actual fight I might even become interested, but not until then. Yes, it's excellent practice for CAD use in industrial housing design and failure modes of mechanical linkages. No, it has nothing to do with "robots" or any meaningful notion of combat based on anything other than mostly just sheer luck.

DropBear

Re: "Yep, right up there with Star Gazing Live."

"As is smashing the fuck out of robots glorified RC cars!" TFIFY...

Nest thermostat owners out in the cold after software update cockup

DropBear

Re: IofT

Maybe, maybe not. There's hell to pay when you're attempting to heat back up multiple rooms that cooled significantly down, and it might just take the rest of the evening to get back to anywhere near desirable temperatures, considering most people don't have "preemptive regulation" thermostats that fire up half a day earlier to get where you want them by the time you want them...

Engineer's bosses gave him printout of his Yahoo IMs. Euro court says it's OK

DropBear

Re: Does it matter?

Not really. There's no such thing as a job market (or indeed any production being done) around here ever since 2008 - on the other hand, we're swimming in code monkeys...

DropBear

Re: Separate work from private life!

"An employer asking that you do your job doesn't seem unreasonable, and a reasonable employer would factor in the occasional email etc."

Few people are so stupid as to not stop doing this sort of thing if they're warned (which makes me think he wasn't), let alone to actually appeal to a court if they _know_ they screwed up badly. This happening in my back yard I have a better-than-most idea about what _some_ employers around here are willing to do just to flick off someone they no longer have a need for and / or someone who might not bow to their potentially demented demands without some resistance. I have some horror stories to tell (the law says you can't hire anyone for a while if you fire someone without faulting him for something, so firms love to do that when they want to downsize) - only in this case my colleague actually won the case; but it sure wasn't pretty.

So yeah, the bloke might just have talked way too much - but my money is on him simply being disposed of unreasonably, using the first excuse they managed to find: it would also explain him getting pissed enough to sue.

Boffins switch on pinchfist incandescent bulb

DropBear

Re: IR reflector on inside of bulb ?

I have a hunch the reflector is not all that ideally reflective, and then you'd now be heating up the glass bulb... again. Heating the filament instead would seem to be far less of a problem...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: 'ere we go

"In one of our rooms with quite a few lights (all now energy saving as all the old bulbs got replaced when they wore out) we quite often (especially in Winter) turn on an electric heater for added warmth, previously never needed as the old incandescent bulbs added extra heat."

Tsk, tsk, tsk... We should know better - that's not the right way to supplement your heating. What you do instead is you buy the latest video card for your PC - way more heat liberated than a standard incandescent and it even entertains you for free in the process!

DropBear

Re: TCO? @ Jonathan Richards 1

"There are those who would argue that emboldened term is an oxymoron."

Indeed; then there are those others who actually have a clue of what they're talking about.

Beware the terrorist drones! For they are coming! Pass new laws!

DropBear

Re: GPS Blanking

For a drone attack, sure, absolutely. But I think the restrictions I mentioned were meant more against an ICBM-style weapon - much higher and faster; I was just wondering whether the Chinese models bothered to implement those limitations...

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Don't mention the war!!!

"I think London should seriously consider banning V1s"

See, their mistake was failing to realize that they could have avoided dealing with any V1s entirely during WWII if only they legally outlawed them. Isn't that how it works...?

DropBear

Re: GPS Blanking

Now you kinda got me wondering (in a strictly academic curiosity kind of way, natch) whether the GPS in said Shenzen phones still obeys those "stop working over X speed and / or Y altitude" restrictions that US ex-X-prize rocketeers used to have trouble getting past...

Stanford boffins snuff out li-ion batt blaze risk

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Joke

Re: Excellent.

"The Register needs a battery invention comment icon, and can finally retire that Paris Hilton one"

Well yes but first they'd have to admit they, uhh, seem to have lost the key to the server room, along with the admin password - in fact all the hardware has just been cruising along unattended for a while now...

Hacks rebel after bosses secretly install motion sensors under desks

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Mushroom

Re: This kind of attitude to staff is as old as the hills...............

That may be true, but as far as I'm concerned this sort of thing is profoundly unacceptable. I you think you can only employ me if you are able to check up on how I'm doing my job second-by-second, then my work is not for sale to you. I'll be the judge of when I go to get a coffee and how long I sit on the loo, and no-one else. If you find refusal of 24/7 surveillance unthinkable I'll just go work for someone else willing to regard me as an actual, responsible human being - and if becoming a lumberjack is what it takes to get rid of this sort of insult, then so be it: I'm quite happy to use the nuclear option --->

'OAuth please do grow up' say IETF boffins

DropBear

Admittedly, SQRL sounds intriguing, I'll have to keep an eye on this. Gibson on the other hand is somewhat notorious in not exactly a good way, sort of McAfee-style - let's not forget this is the same guy who thinks you need a discombobulator to stay safe, who was running around in circles headless chicken style in panic predicting The End Of The Internet As We Know It when raw socket support appeared in Windows...

DropBear

I have a tiny problem with this - if this would be really widespread, wouldn't the OAuth server basically know every single website I go to as it logs me in? I'm not particularly happy to trust _anyone_ with my entire browsing profile...

Nvidia GPUs give smut viewed incognito a second coming

DropBear

Now I'm kinda wondering if there ever was a video driver from any manufacturer who went to the trouble of actually cleaning memory - to be honest, I remember seeing this sort of "flash something at video resolution change" quite a few times in the past; I always considered it shoddy and inelegant programming (wait, is there any other kind left?) but didn't quite realize the privacy implications...

Cocky SpaceX will try another sea landing with next rocket launch

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Trollface

Re: Pendantry

No idea, but based on sheer coolness factor I propose "Freudian Mondegreen"...

DropBear
WTF?

4) SpaceX seems to have a bit of a problem with your point 2...

It's replicant Roy Batty's birthday – but hey, where's my killer robot?

DropBear

Re: Never mind the replicants

"Where's my artificial owl!?"

I heard they very much exist and were just about getting ready to come after us all Hitchcock-style but they got wind of what kind of money they can make on the set of the new Harry Potter spinoff and got hired there...

Chinese unleash autonomous airborne taxi

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Trollface

Re: Ahhh... those who can't spell, off with they're heads

Wow! I never figured the Queen of Hearts was reading El Reg...

Jenkins issues code of conduct to keep rowdy automation fans in line

DropBear
Facepalm

“other unethical or unprofessional conduct”

Any law that appends a carte-blanche "or anything else that at some point we might find annoying" is the tool of a tyrant, not of a lawful democracy. If the criteria to avoid being prosecuted is not "obey the law" but "stay on my good side or stay off my radar" we're still living in medieval Bezant whether we know it or not - it also implies whoever actually tries to respect the law is an idiot: what one needs instead is to know how to get away and not get caught while breaking it.

Catalan town hall seriously downsizes monarch

DropBear

Re: Inventive?

...wouldn't that be "Right to bear arms"...? I'm not aware of anyone particularly being prevented from baring his arms...

Swiss try to wind up Apple with $25k dumb-watch

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Devil

Re: watches

Hmmm, Hamilton... would he be this murderous person...?

Your boss yells 'build a secure IoT gadget' and you don't know where to start. Take a look at this

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Designing secure Internet-of-Things

"Hah! As if building a patching/update mechanism is ever in scope for any of these IoT manufacturers!"

Of course it is - they want to make damn sure patching anything that would otherwise involve scrapping an entire production run remains possible. That of course in no way implies they intend to ever update anything that isn't actually threatening with a class action.

Bloke sues dad who shot down his drone – and why it may decide who owns the skies

DropBear

Re: In dispute?

"Whoosh!"

Stop trolling, we know you're Randall's bot.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: So now flying a kite...

@Franklin: come on Ben, you of all people should know freedom to fly kites is integral to getting more kids interested in a properly sparky STEM education...

DropBear
Childcatcher

Re: the problem with drones...

Damn straight! Any pastime I have zero interest in should only be allowed in disused lavatories, and only in possession of a valid leopard hunting permit (which anyone can easily obtain at the South Pole at the winter solstice of any leap year for a modest fee of one trillion buckazoids as soon as they prove they can wrestle a polar bear)!

So what's all this about 320k Time Warner Cable users being hacked?

DropBear

Re: TWC didn't get breached?

You are aware that "phishing" means you click through to a malicious site impersonating the proper one, where you enter your credentials with your own two hands due to sheer stupidity being excessively gullible, yes...?

Plain cruelty: Boffins flay Linux ransomware for the third time

DropBear

Re: Hmmm

Unless I'm misunderstanding something, that twitter suggestion seems much more sarcasm than suggestion. The initial problem was that they took a known and knowable quantity (the time when the encryption was done, preserved as the modification time of the encrypted file) and used it to generate the encryption key: once you know what the seed for the random function was, it's not random at all and anyone can find the key again later using the same seed. That means that hashing that time changes NOTHING, the seed is still known, now you just have to hash the modification time of the encrypted file before using it as random seed if you want to find the "new" key; in other words, as long as they start from "time()" it doesn't matter what they do to it to make the key as long as we know what that time was and what exactly they did to it. Failing to grasp that is what the sarcasm targets, as an utterly useless piece of advice.

What does matter is that this time they _preserve_ the original file timestamp while encrypting the file, which means we no longer know later what their "time()" seed was as we no longer know when exactly they modified the file. Thankfully, as I understand it, they do need to store the key they used somewhere in order to decrypt the file if ransom is paid, so they embed it in an encrypted form into the file itself - except they f###ed up the key encryption part, so the key is embedded into the file IN PLAINTEXT... making it ridiculously easy to decrypt.

Longing to bin Photoshop? Rock-solid GIMP a major leap forward

DropBear

Re: GIMP!

"FREE! So just let that sink in before you diss it."

That might influence my willingness to use it. It has zero influence over how usable I think it is, therefore over how loudly I may or may not diss it. For the record, I don't think it's all that bad at all since the handful'o'windows issue went away, but _if_ I did think it was awful no amount of freeness would matter one damn bit.

DropBear

"Commercial endeavors can't afford to pull stunts like that"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No. The only difference between the two is FOSS tells you "my way or the highway, unless you're willing to fork - I don't really care which" while commercial tells you "my way or the highway, but your entire industry is using my stuff - your move..."

DropBear

Re: UX / GUI

"PSP7 was the peak of decent GUI for Paint Shop Pro"

Actually, I rather like my (Corel) PSP9 - I can't recall any revolutionary UI screwups with it (X might be a different ballgame, just can't recall any specifics anymore)

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: My (grumpy) prediction for 2016

" I have never had to compile anything."

Lucky you then. I suppose you never wanted to do any obscure / arcane / occult stuff like, you know, access a bloody windows share from Midnight Commander...

DropBear

Re: Tough Sell

Sure, and Yahoo never went anywhere either (regardless of where it sank after Google ate its lunch)...

Yahoo:

noun: yahoo; plural noun: yahoos

a rude, noisy, or violent person.

synonyms: redneck, boor, lout, oaf;

The new Huawei is the world's fastest phone

DropBear

Re: To pricey for a Huawei

"You are just paying the Cupertino tax on top."

That's just it. The tech might well be as good or better that Apple's - the "made in china" is not relevant; however, "not made by Apple" is. Not sure who's prepared to pay top-of-the-line flagship prices (for what may well be a top-of-the-line flagship indeed) in 2016 for a phone that isn't bought for its brand, unless you simply must have the absolute bleeding edge and nothing less will do. Do Huawei now have a reality distortion field of their own that I haven't heard of yet? Because if they don't, the whole impetus of the recent Conquest of the Cheap Chinese Phone (CCCP) hinges on it being significantly cheaper at comparable functionality - which of course this phone isn't.

Are you willing to pay a proper Cupertino tax for a non-Cupertino phone just because it's supposed to be even faster?