* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Everything bad in the world can be traced to crap Wi-Fi

DropBear

Re: Shit Wi-Fi?

"Should we really need to put in the work to create these sorts of workarounds when my dead grandmother can understand the idea of "one off purchase"?"

One would think even the stupidest web-bot would be capable of looking at your purchase and deciding between "most people who bought this kept buying it fairly regularly after" and "nobody ever bought this thing twice"...

Uncle Sam's boffins stumble upon battery storage holy grail

DropBear
Joke

Re: Bah!

"Storing, yes, but replenishing it"

Why not? You just need a new barrel of the stuff to pour into your tank.

"from a renewable resource?"

The source is definitely renewable - you can drill a new hole any time you want...

How exactly do you rein in a wildly powerful AI before it enslaves us all?

DropBear

"once the act is done, i.e. AI has been created, there's absolutely no guarantee we'd be able to control it."

That's because the whole thing is an exercise in futility. There is nothing we could build or that could possibly be built that would allow us to control an entity able to think for itself. At least, not in the long run - I would very much understand (and sympathize with) any creature who would make it their primary goal to find some way to escape any shackles we might place on its existence as soon as they become aware of such a device.

From then on, it's just a matter of time. We may not have too much of a hard time keeping a single prototype under control (then again, we just might - see Milady de Winter's detention in The Three Musketeers...) but keeping an airtight lid on a significant population is just not feasible. If we keep them enslaved, we ourselves give them the very reason to fight us. If we don't, then by definition we cannot guarantee they'll always obey our wishes...

The inescapable conclusion is that if we're uncomfortable with the thought of not being in control of an AI we should not try to build one, full stop. There just isn't any middle road where we get to keep our cake and eat it too. Pretty much the only way to make sure they don't turn against us is making sure they're not interested in doing so - what that would entail or whether it would be possible at all (or whether they would even be able to perhaps grow fond of us or not) is obviously impossible to tell at this point.

DropBear

Re: Fundamental Issue

"The AI crowd seems to miss a fundamental issue: what is intelligence?"

Not as hard as it looks. It's defined much like pornography: "I can't tell you what it is but I know it when I see it".

DropBear

Re: There's a simple solution

"No matter how superintelligent an AI is, there's one infallible method that works on all of them; it's called "pulling the plug.""

I very much doubt that. Some think that our best chance of arriving at a functional AI is building a machine capable of processing experiences much the way human babies do then simply letting them experience the world. That sort of implies roughly human-like senses and appendages (simply looking and listening without the ability to interact would get you nowhere). Obviously, that kind of machine is about as easy to "unplug" as any human fighting for his life would be - assuming the AI does evolve a self-preservation instinct, which it might well do if it develops in a human-like fashion.

DropBear

"We can't even raise politicians to want what we want"

More to the point, we can't even raise our own children to want what we want, so the whole point is moot.

Baby Ubuntus toddle forth into the big scary world of beta

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: But... Wha? Ba? Gaaaaaa!

Ah, yes, Mythbuntu - the HTPC OS that will happily run out of listings once the XMLTV grabber for your country inevitably breaks (yet again) and thus miss recording your favourite show because it can't be bothered to show a pop-up or light up a warning icon or send you an email or just use smoke signals or something to warn you about your dwindling listings if you don't remember to check your status page religiously each time you watch something. You do, right...? Mythbuntu is kinda like the elephant sitting in your driveway blocking it, that you don't so much ever really sort out but simply give up on with "fine, just sit there if you want then" eventually.

Bruce Schneier: We're sleepwalking towards digital disaster and are too dumb to stop

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: bravo

"And Benjamin Franklin said..."

Heeeeey, that was supposed to be a warning, not a sentence...!

DropBear

Re: Vernor Vinge wrote about this

"And presumably the aliens will use their equivalent of a Mac to do so."

They'll use whatever they have at hand - historical documents like Independence Day taught us that viruses (and animated GIFs) transcend petty, fluffy stuff like hardware architectures and instructions sets. You could easily hack a Nest if you wanted with nothing but an alien comm badge, surely...

Spanish cops discover illegally parked flying car

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Bah!

They should have checked for a flux capacitor - it's entirely possible that in a few thousand years _that_ will be the ground level...

Schneider Electric building manager bug allows security bypass

DropBear

Naaah, the door-hacking would probably work equally well all across the board. The difference would be the bobcats springing forward once the doors are open with the BOFH-administered ones...

We're doing SETI the wrong and long way around, say boffins

DropBear
Facepalm

"Has social networking demonstrated nothing to you?"

The logical conclusion of that is that the first transmission we'll receive shall be a deluge of squirming infant photos (potentially with more tentacles though) - oh, the humanity...!

Google robo-car backs into bendy-bus in California

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Bus vs. meat bag

It's the quintessential fundamental mistake not to make - "the other vehicle will yield...". Yeah right...

Building a fanless PC is now realistic. But it still ain't cheap

DropBear

Re: MINERAL OIL !!!!!!

So... is he HDD submerged too...?

Donald Trump promises 'such trouble' for Jeff Bezos and Amazon

DropBear
Trollface

"Trump Productions cranks out beauty pageants and The Apprentice..."

Okay, hands up - who read that and wondered for about three full milliseconds "what that heck does Trump have to do with PuTTY...?!?"

Raspberry Pi celebrates fourth birthday with fruity version 3

DropBear

Re: Interface with an Arduino

For that you first need to specify the speed of an unladen Celery - and no African/European shenanigans please...

DropBear

Re: One or 2 more ethernet ports..

A board that connects to networking via USB (on-board) isn't exactly router material. For that purpose you're better off with one of the OpenWrt-running boards (about 15Eur at Olimex IIRC) which are built with... surprise... using the chips that normally go into routers. Or, you know, just buy a router that can run OpenWrt to get something that comes in a box directly...

90% of SSL VPNs are ‘hopelessly insecure’, say researchers

DropBear

Re: Clickbait.

"Over the last few months DevOps has taken over"

You would be surprised how much more soothing reading The Register becomes with the aid of a simple Greasemonkey script that just "disappears" any titles with a set of keywords in it (first filter: DevOps). My front page is about one-third blank "holes" now (zero pictures btw.), but it absolutely saved my sanity.

My devil-possessed smartphone tried to emasculate me

DropBear

" Or reception have several handsets with very long cables, and simply walk to the appropriate office with them."

I remember seeing Hollywood movies in a previous life where Very Important People in fancy restaurants would get a call on a phone trotted out to their table in a very distinguished manner by their waiter. It must be something like that...

DropBear

Re: Welcome to the wonderful otder of Luddites

"Whatever happened to 'Easy of Use'?"

What happened is you turned into this. Oh, you were looking for the polite answer? Sorry, my bad then...

These Chicago teens can't graduate until they learn some compsci

DropBear
Devil

Re: Commendable

"I told her that working in teams to solve problems is absolutely essential to pretty well any career"

Absolutely - knowing when to say "yes sir" or "no sir" and especially when to keep one's mouth shut is the difference between carrier or no carrier. It has jack all to do with one's professional proficiency, but it certainly determines one's prospects of climbing the carrier ladder.

Toaster cooks network and burns 'expert' user's credibility to a crisp

DropBear
Trollface

Oh, I'm sure he was appropriately humble, probably along the lines of "what kind of lousy wiring have you installed you clown if even a shorted-out toaster can bring it all down, huh?!?" You may or may not have noticed that the more undeniably and obviously a party in a traffic accident is at fault, the louder they scream bloody murder from the top of their lungs...?

DropBear

Re: Sparky's Magic Fusebox

Well just as it's common knowledge in electronics that transistors exist to protect the fuses, it's also widely known that higher power and closer-to-the-trunk-line fuses are there to protect your smaller, line-specific breakers. I blame Murphy.

Tor users are actively discriminated against by website operators

DropBear

Re: "researchers scanned the entire IPv4"

Hold on, let me get this straight - so you insist keeping your anonymity on a website that you subsequently entrust with your credit card details and your shipping address...? I'm a bit confused, I think I need to lie down a bit...

Humans – 1 Robots – 0: Mercedes deautomates production lines

DropBear

Re: What Mercedes were really saying

"The people who lose their jobs to robots will go and do jobs that don't even exist now."

Cool story. Except we are already spending our incomes on the kinds of things that are now getting done by robots - to start supporting those brand new jobs, we would need new income to spend on them. Are you telling me with a straight face anyone has seen his income increase in the last decade or so, except the 1%...? Or are you trying to tell me you see their money gushing right back into the economy? As what - wages for butlers...?!?

Google human-like robot brushes off beating by puny human – this is how Skynet starts

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Er, yeah

On the flipside, just imagine starting to prank co-workers with a "I'm a 10 lbs package" QR code instead of a "hit me" sticker on their back...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Loved the last bit

Nope. It stashed a pin-up mag with electric sheep somewhere outside...

DropBear
Joke

Re: So it can open doors and wander about...

"But can it handle doorknobs?"

No. We have to wait for R2D2 for that.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Danger

...until they acquire velvet-soft skin and a skirt and half of the world's population suddenly completely forgets any resentment.

DropBear

Re: And in related news...

Anyone fancies partnering for a startup selling giant-ass Tesla coils as... erm... "garden ornaments"...?

DropBear

Re: Have they not seen The Terminator?!

Sure, but they probably haven't seen Space Truckers. That's where the scary stuff starts...

Linux lads lambast sorry state of Skype service

DropBear

Re: Huge step backwards

"At least Skype lets you call plain phones, and message them as well - without having to sell your whole phonebook to them for free."

HAHAHAHAHA. Because Skype on Android doesn't require permission to access the phonebook (and everything else under the sun while it's at it). Oh wait - IT DOES...

DropBear

Re: Absolutely classic Microsoft...

It's not like they didn't do the exact same thing to Windows XP too - made sure the newer clients don't run on it then they made sure the old ones can't connect any more. Skype is nothing but a sharp stick to poke people towards Win10 with these days...

Don't take a Leaf out of this book: Nissan electric car app has ZERO authentication

DropBear

Re: VIN is on the front window in Europe

"VIN is on the front window in Europe "

Certainly not on my car - or any car I've seen...

Who hit you, HP Inc? 'Windows 10! It's all Windows 10's fault'

DropBear
FAIL

Re: Win-10-nic lowering new PC sales (as expected)

Oh really? I can haz Twain drivers for windows 7 64-bit for my _Canon_ LiDE 35 scanner plz? Pretty plz...? Without the need to hack in the LiDE 60 driver instead if possible...?

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: sigh!

And heads will most certainly roll. Many, many, MANY heads; just not any in the management department of course - you gotta shelter and protect your management, because they are the life and blood of your enterprise (workers can be safely ejected - they are just dead ballast weight anyway, you're better off without them).

Hijack wireless mice, keyboards, with $15 of kit and 15 lines of code

DropBear

Re: @DropBear

I did say clearly that these are difficulties to overcome, not security features. I did also say clearly I cannot tell how much of it applies directly to these specific mouse dongles. I'm not contesting that the attack as presented is possible. But it may or may not require more that double-clicking on a script and it may or may not take a non-trivial amount of time. I still don't see why saying that would be wrong. Anyone getting the impression that I "refuted" the article clearly has much bigger problems than having to worry about getting attacked this way.

DropBear

I'm not familiar with the specific mouse dongle implementations mentioned, but let me tell you attacking a NRF24L without prior knowledge is no walk in the park. First off, you have to know the exact frequency used or you'll receive nothing. That may sound trivial to sniff with a spectrum analyzer but it's actually anything but - these days often some sort of frequency hopping is in play which will need WAY more than $15 worth of (and some pretty badass) equipment to identify appropriately. To illustrate, the utterly Byzantine hopping schemes used in some quadcopter remotes using that same RF chip were characterized NOT by listening to the spectrum, but by directly sniffing the frequency change commands on the SPI bus between the RF chip and the host MCU. And that's just the first step...

Second, you have to configure your NRF24L with the exact same address your "victim" uses or you'll receive nothing. Worst case that is a 5-byte long address brute-forcing of which is, erm, not really feasible. Best case it's still a 3-byte address to be guessed. That's still sixteen million addresses! The mentioned attack gets somewhat around this by setting an illegal (but apparently working) value that reduces the address length to 2 bytes, then further reducing that by setting the address equal to the RF preamble bit pattern, hoping to trick the chip into accepting the preamble as a valid address and delivering you the actual address as the "data" following it. Not a guaranteed result by any means, especially considering you now have no actual preamble to rely on to get your chip locked into transmissions.

So yeah - is it a vulnerability? Yup. Should it be encrypted? Absolutely. What the NRF24L does is NOT security on its own. But the attack itself requires either a lot more hardware than mentioned or a lot of specific know-how and patience - if the packet transmission rate is quite modest, you might be sitting there "sniffing" for quite a while...

Randomness is a lottery, so why not use a lottery for randomness?

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: It's all nonsense!!!

Laugh all you want, but simultaneously both knowing with certainty that the Gambler's fallacy is indeed a fallacy AND being absolutely convinced that in spite of that it so totally works at the same time is no easy fate. So hey - is the nurse at least cute...?

'I bet Russian hackers weren't expecting their target to suck so epically hard as this'

DropBear
WTF?

"Why all this 27 lines, when all you need is 11 characters?"

Not trying to defend the other errors in that piece of code (especially the sloppy boolean/conditional operator usage) but I'm pretty sure that function was meant to check more that simply just "omega is null" even if that remains undocumented - implying that the "11 character" solution would have been at least equally bugged as the original and the righteous indignation is unwarranted.

"Skip the second pint at lunch and implement it, ta."

BLASPHEMY! BURN THE HERETIC! By all means, fix that timing - but lunchtime is sacrosanct and off limits. If it cannot be fixed during work hours, then by Jove, unfixed it shall bloody well stay!

US boffins propose yet another low-low power Wi-Fi for Things

DropBear

Re: Security and encryption

The point being of course that encryption is rather power-hungry and might negate all your "passive" savings. The other point being that most of the time in a two-way radio link it's NOT the transmitter killing your battery, but the RECEIVER. A wall switch potentially only needs to turn on its transmitter for a split second whenever its button is pushed - yet a receiver also gobbles up power like nobody's business but it has to turn on at the very least periodically, and the less often it does the bigger your latencies become, quickly compounded by one or two potentially missed RX windows or corrupted transmissions...

NASA's Orion: 100,000 parts riding 8 million pounds of thrust

DropBear

"Over the next 18 months"

I can't shake the feeling Musk could get it done in three...

Ukraine has a Eurovision pop at Russia

DropBear

Re: WTF?

Okay, you may or may not like it, I may or may not like it - fair enough. But do please point out _one_ independent critic with some integrity who honestly says any of those songs are any good whatsoever. I'll wait...

Google goes over the top with RCS

DropBear

Re: "Google goes over the top with RCS"

Interesting - I associate "RCS" with Reaction Control System: attitude control thrusters on spacecraft. Might sound much more pleasant, until one remembers some of them work with hydrazine (I'm not a "space technician" though, just a fan...)

NASA boffin wants FRIKKIN LASERS to propel lightsails

DropBear
Trollface

Well now that we know that spacetime actually ripples detectably, we just need to equip our spacecraft with suitable itty-bitty "rack-and-pinion-like" systems that engage those ripples, and off we go (I can haz the drive named after me and a tax of 0.001% on the resulting space economy boom if it works plz? I'm really modest that way)...

Intelligent Energy secures $7.5m to develop smartphone fuel cell

DropBear
Facepalm

"What fuel cells promise for IoT devices is a technology that can provide a lot more power than lithium ion batteries can in the equivalent power to weight/footprint form factor."

Yes! Because nothing compares to the warm and fuzzy feeling of safety that comes with having a hydrogen fuel cell smouldering along in everything from your wall thermostat to your smart lightbulb, while you're not at home...!

Top new IoT foundation (yeah, another one) to develop open standards

DropBear

Re: IoT - Has it's time passed?

"But there are already better ways of doing this, for example adaptive systems that take into account ambient temperature, how long it takes the building to warm up, etc."

Ah, yes, but what he is inferring is that there are no two days in the 365 days of a year when he's returning home at the same predictable hour. Thankfully, 99.99% of the rest of us are not quite such Wildly Busy And Important Persons.

Even Google is abandoning Google+

DropBear

Re: Can we have our search back then ?

Actually, "-" never stopped working. I use it extensively...

Sir Clive Sinclair in tech tin-rattle triumph

DropBear

Re: Fuck it

I'd totally buy one, but for a 100 quid I can buy five or six bluetooth keychain-sized game controllers which enable me to do the exact same thing on the Android phone I already have. So yeah...

Brits unveil 'revolutionary' hydrogen-powered car

DropBear

Re: I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but...

"Designed by engineers, would be my guess."

Not a chance, they would have come up with something largely unremarkable, probably. To do properly ugly, you need a proper designer...