* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Twas the week before Xmas ... not a creature was stirring – except Microsoft admitting its Windows 10 upgrade pop-up went 'too far'

DropBear

Re: Apology or not, results are the same

"I don't understand the downvotes you got."

Oh, how about asserting that MS patches are any sort of viable replacement for actually managing a machine, for starters?

DropBear

Re: Self Defenestration?

"companies should hire a "corporate scapegoat" who's paid well to admit mistakes, take the blame..."

Oh, Ostap Bender was fully aware of that, and he did indeed do just that for his "company"...

Chinese boffins: We're testing an 'impossible' EM Drive IN SPAAAACE

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Trollface

But of of curse you would. When was the last time you saw a kitchen utensil with a handle of perfectly uniform thickness along its length...?

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Trollface

Oh, just wait until EM-roasted giant space-pigeons start falling through from another dimension, that's when the real fun begins...

Virgin America mid-flight panic after moron sets phone Wi-Fi hotspot to 'Samsung Galaxy Note 7'

DropBear

Re: So

Yup, you shouldn't use those either. Oh, hold on, were you talking about Hindu ones like "1 2 3"...? Why not...?

Christmas Eve ERP migration derailed by silly spreadsheet sort

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Facepalm

Re: Extract, Translate & Load on Xmas Eve.

Part of that is just proof that TV is the work of Satan - EVERY TIME around the year one would have some time to sit down and actually watch something, everything even mildly interesting invariably scoots off the screen, and only marathon versions of inane reality shows and 20-year old reruns remain. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I mean seriously, what the hell?!? It's not like it's all live, nobody actually needs to be present at the time except the broadcast techs - so why do we absolutely HAVE to watch canned shit on anything that even remotely resembles a holiday or weekend...?

DropBear

Re: consumer-focused digital candy bar phones

We might as well call them Scroll Bars...

Raspberry Pi Foundation releases operating system for PCs, Macs

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Re: Those were the days

"The main point is that with open source software you have myriad choices of GUI, and you are free to experiment or make your own."

Don't conflate freedom of choice with an actual solution. What most people need is a working solution to their problem, not the freedom to go look for it, even if it's potentially out there. Having a mechanic fixing your car or the freedom to go search for one is not the same thing you see. That said, freedom to leave the mechanic you got to find a different one you like more is of course always desirable and a good thing. But if it's a choice of either/or, "freedom" never stands a chance, and quite understandably so. People need their problem fixed, full stop. Everything else is extra.

Europe trials air-traffic-control-over-IP-and-satellite

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Trollface

You're overthinking it. DDoS the autopilot, anyone?

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Childcatcher

Re: IoT (Internet of Travel)

"Perhaps more properly the "Internet of Wings.""

I'm here from The League of Distinguished Zeppelin-faring Gentlemen to emphatically express our distaste of this disastrously disgraceful, discriminating moniker!

Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets

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Flame

Re: Rise of the sexbots?

Big surprise there - since they're obviously not going to be plugged in, what else do you imagine they would be running on if not Lithium batteries?!?

Galileo! Galileo! Galileo! Galileo! Galileo fit to go: Europe's GPS-like network switches on

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Trollface

Re: Cunning plan...

"Everyone is on it"

Well sure, but he's now on the short list...

Poor software design led to second £1m Army spy drone crash

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Trollface

...wherein "cunning means" actually just means the eye bolt for the parachute was on the drone's belly. C'mon, admit it...

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Trollface

"...it struck the ground at a 35.29 degree nose down angle..."

Ehhh, it's all just a big cover-up. What actually happened is the drone went sentient, saw a curvy B-2 on the ground and just told her "hey gorgeous, wanna see a cool Stuka impression...?"

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Facepalm

Re: This software...

Well there's this time when I fixed the AC in my car simply not turning on at all by replacing a water temperature sensor, while the computer insisted there are no error codes whatsoever AND said sensor was reading out perfectly normally right on my dashboard...? Clue: it was a dual-element sensor, and only the half going to the ECM was busted - the engine thought it was way past boiling and refused to engage the AC clutch (while utterly failing to voice this concern of his in any way)... fun times. I shudder to think what a "service fix" would have cost me, and how many failed attempts...

Not OK Google: Tree-loving family turns down Page and pals' $7m

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Pirate

"you're not going to get anywhere *close* to living the rest of your life off half a million dollars"

Oh, you're so funny. I not only could, but actually will, off a HALF of that. And I'm not that old - barely past the answer to everything. But most likely, I'll only actually get to spend HALF of HALF of that - I'm not expecting to make it anywhere near the octogenarian crowd.

Uber to Cali DMV: Back off, pal, our 'self-driving cars' aren't self driving

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Trollface

Re: The amazing thing...

...oh, hang on, you wanted me to send over the faux reports, not send them over the fax...? Okay, my bad, but damn it's so hard to make out what you say over this cheap VoIP line...

Santa's sleigh gets 21st century makeover

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Trollface

Wait, don't kids today think that Santa rides in a quadcopter...?

Will Wikipedia honour Jimbo's promise to STOP chugging?

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Devil

What a coincidence! Me neither. Although come to think of it that might also be because I unceremoniously RIP-hid the relevant <div> first time I saw it. It's unfortunate this way I'll also miss any requests for help if they ever genuinely go near-bust but perhaps they should have thought of that before crying wolf for the 101th time.

OpenStreetView? You are no longer hostage to Google's car-driven vision

DropBear

Re: Privacy?

Do tell, are you also trawling Facebook on a daily basis for GPS-tagged photos that - God forbid - may have included "your house" in the background too...? Why not cordon off the entire street at the far end - it's much harder to take photos that way. Maybe some wrought iron gating and barbed wire, with a few trenches and landmines for good measure...? I reckon that ought to do it.

Rift rift assists swift shift at crest of adrift Occulus

DropBear

What the hell is it with the deluge of Anonymous Heroes on El Reg recently?!?

Is your Windows 10, 8 PC falling off the 'net? Microsoft doesn't care

DropBear

Re: @Wade Burchette, re: Intelligence vs Wisdom.

If that really were intelligence, trivia game show guests would be geniuses... and they definitely aren't.

DropBear

Re: Oh really?

"Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue."

Well, just to be completely fair, back when that was a thing you were much less likely to be able to whip out a second, small keyboard from your pocket and press F1 on that one than you are to do its equivalent today...

China is building a full scale replica of the Titanic to repeatedly crash into iceberg

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Gimp

Re: Next ChineseTheme Parks:

"The Spanish Inquisition..."

Now wait just a cotton-picking minute... throw in some sufficiently scantily-clad... uhhh... inquisitresses and I guarantee business will be booming (what do you mean latex is not period-appropriate?!? YES IT IS! Burn the heretic!!!)...

Going underground: The Royal Mail's great London train squeeze

DropBear

Re: Hudson Hawk

You mean as opposed to the groundbreaking movie "Unbreakable"...?

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Devil

"If a brand new train, running a fixed route on a dead end line with no other trains, needs a driver in order to carry passengers..."

The thing is, once passengers are involved, the driver is several orders of magnitude cheaper than the lawyer...

Stealing, scamming, bluffing: El Reg rides along with pen-testing 'red team hackers'

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Re: It's a bit disappointing

"In my mind, if I do not get confirmation of something from a known authority, you can leave and come do your audit at a later date when I have been notified."

That sounds very nice... on paper. Even those who consciously make some effort to keep to such principles can be vulnerable to an attacker pushing the right buttons with appropriate mastery, playing off fears for one's own job security in case of a hard refusal, the other person's prospects for the same in case you don't play along, etc. It's all about how convincing the attacker manages to get, how much insider information they seem to know, and how well they sell the pickle they're allegedly in if you refuse to help.

That's not to say heartless BOFHs don't exist, but most people would need to either consider their protected target to be of incredible importance or halfway expect some sort of attack in order to find the resolve to stay completely inflexible faced with a really skilled attacker. At any rate, a properly skilled one would know when to back out inconspicuously if they've hit an unexpected hard spot and would just find an easier point of access - that thing about chains, links, weaknesses etc.

Sysadmin figures out dating agency worker lied in his profile

DropBear

"No, because it's the sensible thing to do."

Demonstrably not so. The system purposefully disregards an action of the user without even offering feedback that it did so. Nothing ever should be designed to do that. Whatever happened to "assume and do nothing on behalf of the user, require he does absolutely everything explicitly instead" mantra...?

Has Canadian justice gone too far? Cops punish drunk drivers with NICKELBACK

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Happy

@Chris G: hey, that doesn't sound half bad! Thanks. Well then I guess you need to apply _modern_ R&B to brutalize me...

DropBear

Good to know I'm pretty much immune to at certain kinds of police brutality - I actually like that song. It's not life-changing catharsis-prompting High Art but it's a perfectly serviceable song taken in a tongue-in-cheek way. Then again, I'm known to be utterly broken on the matter - never could quite understand what exactly is supposed to be so horrifying about Rick Astley other than me not particularly being a fan. You want to brutalize me, break out a rap or R&B song. Any R&B...

Internet Archive preps Canadian safe haven to swerve Donald Trump

DropBear

Re: Over reaction?

Laws are not a compass fixed on some far-off immutable point. They are nothing but a heavy blunt object ready to destroy anyone those wielding them don't like. Those weary of them do well to look not at what their letter says but who is currently enforcing them, and in that context this move makes perfect sense.

CERN concern: Particle boffins join backlash against Euro Patent Office's King Battistelli

DropBear

Okay, exactly what kind of titanium-plated Kevlar-clad carbon fiber roots does this bozo have that he's basically immune to more or less everybody objecting to him? Is he the nephew of a Nigerian prince or what the hell? Who is his nuclear-proof support...?

Chernobyl cover-up: Giant shield rolled over nuclear reactor remains

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Trollface

Re: Units

Proper hipsters would express that mass in Joules, via emcee squared and all that jazz...

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Trollface

"Regarding the wildlife: Citation?"

What are you talking about? We have extensive research...!

A Rowhammer ban-hammer for all, and it's all in software

DropBear

Re: Solution

"Cheap memory is a false economy."

...and expensive memory is money spent on unneeded heatsinks and flashing LEDs or on a brand name that sells the same OEM hardware with a flashy name on it. I'm _not_ saying there is no such thing as better, more reliable memory - I'm saying good luck figuring out when your money pays for an actual difference in quality...

Inside Android's source code... // TODO – Finish file encryption later

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Re: Just that feature ?

Every software in existence is perpetually half-baked to some degree. Your point...?

Three certainties in life: Death, taxes and the speed of light – wait no, maybe not that last one

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My favourite is still the theory of light bulbs as dark suckers...

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Pint

Re: "wouldn't the charges involved modify the trajectory"

" I still have trouble wrapping my head around that one."

You need entire galaxies to warp spacetime. Light just goes straight. Until it bumps into something, and then it doesn't. There, can I have my pint now...? ;)

Reg man 0: Japanese electronic toilet 1

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Facepalm

Re: Come on...

...not to mention the same source easily reveals one of the buttons (with the visible "8" on it) says "Off for 8 hours" (presumably to save some electricity at night). That kinda explains the "everything just turned off" thing isn't is. Oh, and the very first button (with a "vaguely" familiar square symbol, no idea where else I saw it) reads plainly "STOP"...

Space crap: Flap, zap or strap? $30k from NASA for your pooper scooper

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Gimp

Re: Complicated problem...

Hold on, I think I saw a couple of off-the shelf parts that might be useful here... *takes off towards the nearest fetish sex-shop*

International Space Station celebrates 18th birthday in true style – by setting trash on fire

DropBear

Re: velocity and space

Okay so if they launch randomly they might have fiddle a bit until the orbits meet; fair enough. But is there any sane reason not to launch at favorable moment only? I would assume they come along fairly often, at least every few days or so...

DropBear

"Well they aren't travelling JUST 250 miles are they - at 17,000 miles an hour, there is a LOT of catching up to do"

Actually, I'm a bit puzzled myself - the actual burn only takes a few minutes, the rest is coasting; you get up there in a mere few minutes, so why can't one, at least in theory, meet the ISS as soon as one got up there? Orbiting at 92 minutes, that sounds like a helluva lot of circling for no good reason...

DropBear

The irony that I appreciate more is that of being most afraid of fire in places where naively they are supposed to be trivial to put out - at sea (water aplenty) and in space (vacuum doesn't burn - flee, close off and vent). I'm obviously aware why that is in fact the case, but I think it's still rather ironic...

DropBear

Re: 3 more years

Not to mention there are probably more unicorns per square meter in most places than people who didn't drink themselves silly any number of times by the time they're 18...

Happy days for second-hand smartphone sales

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Re: S4 to S7 upgrade well worth it

Glad it worked out for you. As for me, I still can't find anything any of the S3-S7 can do that I would want and my S2 can't do.

DropBear

Actually, in a modern fashion sense every single smartphone* released in the last ten years looks very much identical.

*except the new Samsung flip-smartphone. Man, I miss hardware keyboards sooooo much...

MP Kees Verhoeven wants EU to regulate the Internet of S**t

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Re: Useless.

"But I guess I'm old fashioned enough that I don't want to go around and replace everything in 10 years."

Absolutely true. I wouldn't bother replacing a functional appliance after 10 years either just because it's "end of life". And yet, it's a certainty there will be no manufacturer in the world who will accept to support this year's model of whatever even for a decade - they just won't do it. And if anyone thinks they can just "legislate" them into it, hahaha, think again - they will do exactly just enough to comply with the letter of the law, and will find the minimum effort way to do it that will prove completely insufficient and useless in practice. Keep selling parts for older machines (if at all) is one thing, but absolutely nobody will keep poring over code rewriting it for ten years on absolutely everything they do. By the way - when, not if, the maker goes bust eventually will the employees be legally forced to keep coming to "work" for free for ten more years to support the model that just came out...? No...? Well then...

What the solution is then, I can't tell you. But I can and do tell you that writing a decade-long support requirement into law will do precisely diddly squat.

Samsung flames out as Chinese march on

DropBear

Just bumped into Chicken Little, he sends his regards to his mentor.

AI gives porn peddlers a helping hand

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Trollface

Re: CFCM?

Centre for Finance, Credit and Macroeconomics, and some Canadian church org

Oh, in this case "C" is for "clothed" I presume. I'll let you guess the rest...

User needed 40-minute lesson in turning it off and turning it on again

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Re: Took a call ...

The keyword being "users". As in NOT drooling retards.