* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Family of technician slain by factory robot sues everyone involved

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Re: barbara.hudson

" if she'd declined to work on it..."

Maybe, maybe not. But it's entirely irrelevant - you can always get some other job sooner or later, but nobody ever got a second life. Sure you don't know beforehand this is the time it's about to happen to you, but it doesn't matter - whatever the probability of an accident is, with some things, it's too much. You don't service heavy machinery that's still powered, work on high voltage stuff* "expecting" it's off, and so on. You just don't.

*If you ARE working on live high voltage stuff knowingly, hey, I'm not judging, but I have to tell you son you've made some questionable choices in your life...

'Password rules are bullsh*t!' Stackoverflow Jeff's rage overflows

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Are you alleging with a straight face those records are likely to be actually encrypted while it's unfortunately still common* to see sites that can mail you your password back...?

* Yes it is - it last happened to me yesterday on an e-commerce site no less, not much I could do beyond immediately changing it to an old one I no longer use anywhere...

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Re: Users confuse complexity with entropy, no?

Correctly? I guarantee you, no less than 64 tries. By which time you're either locked out or given up and the phone is at the bottom of the nearest lake or river, in several pieces. Or possibly both.

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Re: He has a point, but also contradicts himself

" At work you can't use the comforts of a password manager."

Huh? Why not?!?*

*Humour me and let's assume you're not a f###ing defence contractor who can't even plug in a keyboard

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Re: It's 2017 - use FIDO U2F

"Some people just can't be helped."

Any security scheme that completely hinges on keeping any one single component absolutely secure (ie. must never be lost or stolen) is not worth bothering with.

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Re: 2nd factor strong!

"Cynical translation: Google wants your phone number"

Not that I necessarily disagree, but assuming you happen to have an Android phone that you actually use as a smartphone (ie. associated with your Google account) they probably already know your phone number even if they pretend to not know it for your ease of mind. To be honest, I'm willing to jump through some pretty outlandish hoops to preserve _some_ semblance of privacy - but not checking my mail on my smartphone is NOT one of them.

Official: America auto-scanned visitors' social media profiles. Also: It didn't work properly

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Re: Dark mirror

I'd rather stick with Rammstein: "We're all living in Amerika, Amerika, Amerika..."

Public IPv4 drought: Verizon Wireless to stop handing out static addys

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"Who's going to start reading up on IPv6 this weekend ?"

Not me. My router doesn't actually have enough memory to run the IPv6 capable version of the firmware (yes, I've explicitly checked). My router works fine, I can actually forget it exists for extended periods of time, which is the highest praise any appliance can receive. Ergo for the foreseeable future IPv4 it is...

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Re: Verizon, not Verizon Wireless

" and the point is really the M2M space"

Your experience may well differ from mine, but the first thing any connected device I've seen does is try connecting to some mothership somewhere; as such its IP address tends to be irrelevant. On the other hand, I've never seen any organization actually possessing fleets of connected devices that didn't have their mothership on some fixed URI, whatever IP that was pointing to being irrelevant again.

As for non-business, as a vanilla ISP customer I never had any static IPs - I just found a new free dyndns provider the other day after getting finally fed up once and for all with the atrocious torture that no-ip subjects its non-paying victims to.

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a drone? Is it a car? It's both, crossed with Uber

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Trollface

Re: Marketing bullshit

Exactly! ...now, where have I left that jetpack...?!?

Get a GRIP! Robolution ain't happening until TOUCH is cracked

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Joke

Re: I for one

"In other news, Amazon recently admitted to a large scale compromise of its automated packaging facility systems - reports say the first signs of the hack were packaging robots suddenly starting to ogle and trying to grope any attractive female co-workers passing by..."

America's Marine Corp steamy selfies scandal, a Senate probe – and El Reg to the rescue

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Well, this is the first time I see El Reg treat an undoubtedly wrong and serious but lewd issue with such a gratingly sanctimonious attitude. Are we being trolled or something...?

What went up, Musk come down again: SpaceX to blast sat into orbit with used rocket

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Trollface

Re: Don't call it "re-used"

I think "pre-loved" in combination with the epitome of phallic symbols that a rocket is might be a bit risqué...

User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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I blame the existence of such "contortionists" on the stubborn insistence of every office suite ever that layout in any way, shape or form is Not Their Concern (insert imaginary middle finger here).

DropBear

Only if you're the OCD type. Then you should use GCstar.

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"The "trump" gene again"

There are utterly incompetent primitives whos only notable skill is an exceedingly keen instinct of self-preservation. As they are idiots they _will_ make howler-level mistakes, and the only way they know how to avoid getting blamed for them accordingly is yelling louder than the other guy - the best defence being an offence and all that. The truly delusional ones might even actually believe it's all the other guy's fault.

Aah, all is well in the world. So peaceful, so– wait, where's the 2FA on IoT apps? Oh my gawd

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Re: Yawn

To be fair, I can see the appeal of something that Just F####ing Works. There are exactly two models of wireless* thermostatic valve in this entire region of Europe yet every single "home automation" project I checked so far failed to just present their controls to me on a GUI** even though the underlying radio lib sees and recognizes them just fine every time. I'd literally have to rewrite one of them to get them to work (considering even if they know thermostats they assume a completely different, US-centric device model), and I'm just not good enough for that... :(

* I need the state of each so I can control the heater...

** I might even get by setting them from a shell script - my mom, not so much...

Spies do spying, part 97: Shock horror as CIA turn phones, TVs, computers into surveillance bugs

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Facepalm

Re: Tinfoil Hat or Human Nature?

To be sure, the usual response still is to label people a conspiracy-freak crazy - not sure whether people simply haven't heard of a specific leak (trust me, still plenty would go "huh?" if asked who Snowden is...), are they shell-shocked into numbness and denial by the deluge of leaks of late, or simply bury their heads into the sand with the attitude that nobody they know ever suffered any direct consequence of any of this so it clearly doesn't matter. But regardless of which of these they go with, in my experience people outside IT _still_ call anyone crazy who wastes even a second of their time with any such "nonsense" *.

* I'm still utterly stumped trying to explain to anyone why I prefer not using phonebook-slurping malware like WhatsApp and its ilk. "I'm using it and I'm fine, you freak!"

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Trollface

Re: Makes you wonder

Oooh! Oooh! I know! Can we do HAARP next, please...?

Mars orbiter FLOORS IT to avoid hitting MOON

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FAIL

Re: strictly speaking

It occurs to me that numeric models with finite accuracy would be perfectly adequate in this case and indeed any sane operator of hurtling celestial hunks of metal would be expected to employ them for the benefit of a well-fucking-over a week of advance notice of potential unscheduled landings. Then again, that's just me...

Confirmed: Facebook shifts away from AI… and like a miracle, the bots start working

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"The whole AI hype is horrifically off the mark"

Gotta tatto that on my palm, so next time anyone tries gushing about how "singularity" happened last week I can tell him "talk to the hand, dumbass!"

Palmtop nostalgia is tinny music to my elephantine ears

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Trollface

"To do otherwise is to send oneself into a very non-Buddhist frenzy of desire to acquire."

There's nothing to be ashamed of - having an Inner Ferengi is perfectly normal, you should embrace it...

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Re: Buyer beware

"Nokia should have released a remake of their n950 or communicator series instead of their 3310."

That's the one I'm waiting for. My wallet cowers in fear of the day that happens...

Amazon S3-izure cause: Half the web vanished because an AWS bod fat-fingered a command

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Trollface

"...limiting the ability its debugging tools have to take multiple subsystems offline"

...from now on, they'll need to use "sudo".

US military drone goes AWOL, ends up crashing into tree 623 miles away

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Re: El Reg commentard sees the problem, no need for a $$$BILLION review

So is this one of those "uninitialised but active" waypoint things where my GPS insists I'm right off the coast of Africa (0,0 presumably) right up until it finally gets a lock...?

Wearables aren't dead but apps on wearables might be

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Except I don't give a ##### about any health-related tech on my display-less "dumb" wristband. Least of all of any "steps tracker" - the open source app I'm using to access it apparently fails to read its heart rate sensor and I couldn't even be bothered to fill out a bug report on that yet (incidentally, the Xiaomi band that "nobody heard about" is apparently somehow popular enough to have an alternative non-official, painstakingly reverse-engineered support app that works fairly well beyond the issue mentioned).

I don't even connect to it for weeks on end - I just use it as a vibrating silent alarm clock to wake me up in the morning; it's pretty decent for that and you can't beat the $10 price...

Li-ion king Goodenough creates battery he says really is... good enough

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Facepalm

Re: When can I get it?: 2025

Yes, well, it's readily apparent by now that in spite of all the endless breakthrough hype LiPo battery developers will have roughly all the way until the f#$%ing heat death of the universe to get to that 80%. No need to rush.

Passport and binary tree code, please: CompSci quizzes at US border just business as usual

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Yeah, no thanks. I plead the fifth...

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Re: Once upon a time...

...shouldn't it be an UNladen one though...?

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Facepalm

Re: No issues visiting India

"If the US was so bad"

Hold on - what exactly do you mean by "if"...?

AWS's S3 outage was so bad Amazon couldn't get into its own dashboard to warn the world

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Re: @Lotaresco

"In when you're out" - I saw some funny coloured LED lamps on sale just the other day; I was wondering why they seem to have that strange reflector-like shape until it dawned on me these are supposed to project a randomly flickering muted RGB lightshow onto your wall - not entirely unlike the one made by a turned-on TV set in a room - for the benefit of "legally-challenged uninvited guests"...

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Re: "The question is why do people want Internet-connected lightbulbs."

"Wheel thing"

I suggest you keep it down and I'll pretend I never heard you. Have you forgotten already what happened when we tried writing the OHS framework for the Fire Thing?!?

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Joke

Re: So what we now know is...

"Yeah, but we can't ALL be related to Ada Lovelace (sadly)."

Oh, tosh. "Children of Ada" sounds like as fine a name as any for a brand new cult...

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Re: Shows the folly of IoT

Who knows, maybe the HTML5 UI on the oven's integrated touchscreen linked to a cloud-based JQuery for its "OnClick" action for the "off" button so when that didn't load there was nothing to execute* **...

*Yeah, I know ancient fossils sometimes tell tall tales of ridiculous "clickable links" that once were purportedly integral parts of webpages and didn't need code to be executed on a click, but those are obviously just invented stories right up there with those hilarious "frames" that clearly never really existed...

** Okay, in all actuality this is probably a case of "I went out for some milk knowing I can turn off the oven with the cookies remotely form the supermarket and then it all just fahahahaileeeeed.... *sob* *sob*"

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Trollface

Re: I love the future

So, um, if I tell you there is a Python IoT home automation controller called "idiotic", will you be surprised...?

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Trollface

Re: The last voice command ever

"She'd read back to show she'd understood but then nothing."

Awww, people today have no sense of humour. It should have started singing "Daisy, daisy..."

DropBear

"Serves you right."

I can't help but think you're being a bit harsh here - for instance, ever since the Dawn of Time, if you don't feel like using 156345346 different remotes the only universal ones that are sold anywhere are basically the Logitech Harmony series; and yes, they come with a cloud-only config tool, whether you like it or not. Yes, they do _work_ without being online*, but they cannot be reconfigured. Believe me, I would never willingly chose such a setup but what choice do I really have...?

* I have no idea whether a similar issue is at hand in this particular case, or if this remote wasn't working at all...

Raspberry Pi gives us all new 'Pi Zero W' for its fifth birthday

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Joke

"a wallet-flattening (not) $10."

...so it's $01 then, or was that hex...?

The Psion returns! Meet Gemini, the 21st century pocket computer

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Re: So close, so very very close...

I noticed that too. I'm one of those guys who uses his phone only to actually call people 98% of the time, but 90% of the rest is taking a picture whenever I feel like it, instead of having to lug around my digicam (which is never with me anyway) to do it. So that's definitely an issue. Or rather not really, as a) I can't use it / see the display without opening it and b) can't afford it on a whim anyway.

Two million recordings of families imperiled by cloud-connected toys' crappy MongoDB

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Trollface

"...then possibly their house and wife, is ridiculous."

What sort of toxic environment has this site become to insinuate that only males (and homosexual females) could possibly be at risk and/or own a house, in such a grossly sexist manner?!? Outrage!!! /s

Gov wants to make the UK the 'safest place in the world to go online'

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Re: A quick trip to cloud cuckoo land

Twofold: a visible "accomplishment" and tighter control on who does what. Who cares about some kiddies...

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Re: "Gov wants to make the UK the 'safest place in the world to go online"

"most people wont inform on anyone."

It may or may not be "most", but that's completely irrelevant. Plenty of them will, whether because they believe it right, they profit off it somehow or they've been blackmailed to - also irrelevant. All that matters is that informants _do_ work.

Germany, France lobby hard for terror-busting encryption backdoors – Europe seems to agree

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Re: Requirement

It's the universal nature of having any power to not conceive of any limitations on it except by others with _more_ power. "Principles" and "fluffy ideals" is not on that list.

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Trollface

Re: Single point of failure

It's all right. They'll be asking for a two-key version...

More brilliant Internet of Things gadgetry: A £1,300 mousetrap

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So this is, essentially, an anti-quantum trap designed to catch Schrödinger's mouse (which simultaneously is and isn't dead in the trap until you look) by constantly collapsing the wave function to a known state...? Okay, but I can make the same thing for $5 with a net-connected ESP8266...

Amazon goes to court to stop US murder cops turning Echoes into Big Brother house spies

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Re: Amazon is keen

"But you need to remember..."

How about we rephrase that as "Amazon are only interested in selling you things while those nasty government agents are trying to do nefarious things like potentially single you out for prosecution based on something you might have said they decide they didn't like hearing, where for all you know they enjoy complete freedom in deciding what that might be, at any point now or in the future". Sounds a bit more honest to me. Further reading, endorsed by Schneier (and this is actually orders of magnitude worse than that, because you'd never know when they listen...).

We want Waymo money from you! Uber sued for 'stealing self-driving car' blueprints from Alphabet

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Actually, without any effort whatsoever, that's _precisely_ all I've ever seen from Google too. Cute beetle pics in a parking lot and vague news that "Google's cars" - whether said beetles or something else, no idea - have driven autonomously eleventy billion parsecs so far, with merely an occasional ding. Well, at least here, on El Reg. I don't exactly seek out this sort of news elsewhere, that's what I read El Reg for - and past a bunch of snarky sniping, that's all I remember them covering. Which is not to say Google might not have some sort of fully functional Schumi-in-the-box driving donuts by now, but all I remember having ever seen is a parked beetle indeed.

Pack your bags! NASA spots SEVEN nearby Earth-sized alien worlds

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Terminator

Re: Frame dragging

Nah, you just settle down around the Terminator and keep commuting between the dark and lit side daily - such a precious opportunity to define your own arbitrarily long diurnal cycle should be cherished, not squandered! (NO, not that terminator... -->)

LOST IN SPAAAAAACE! SpaceX aborts Space Station podule berthing

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Re: Remind me..

Bah, softie... I'll have you know back in the day we were routinely landing the plane _perpendicularly_ on the strip in F29 Retaliator.

Radioactive leak riddle: Now Team America sniffs Europe's skies for iodine isotope source

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Trollface

Nonsense, of course the people at the source announced the event as soon as they detected it! They just happened to do so in a quiet voice, in a disused lavatory, making sure nobody was around...