* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

A Register reader turns the computer room into a socialist paradise

DropBear

Re: I spit on your socialist paradise...

...as if there was more proof needed that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Observation: Slow-burn space HAL 'em up fires adventure game genre into the exosphere

DropBear

Re: No Steam? No Thanks.

Stopped reading immediately at "Epic game". Sorry, don't care. I can just about get drunk enough occasionally to tolerate Steam, otherwise it's either on GOG (or equivalent) or I'm not interested.

That this AI can simulate universes in 30ms is not the scary part. It's that its creators don't know why it works so well

DropBear

Re: Wonderful comment, well written!

Relative rarity of the requisite skills aside, the thing is that type of insult is meant for the benefit of others of comparable stature who witness it, while being completely lost on the target. It only works when those who see it are the majority, by lowering their esteem of the victim if the scorn is deserved. When those who see it are in the minority or completely absent however, wits are supremely ineffective and do none of what an insult is supposed to achieve. So it's hardly surprising it's not a popular pastime these days, and that whole "never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance" thing...

US cop body cam maker says it won't ship face-recog tech in its kit? Due to ethics? Did we slip into a parallel universe?

DropBear

Assuming we as a race somehow inexplicably fail to destroy ourselves for long enough, there will be a moment in the (far, far) future where access to information by those who govern people - things like what should NOT be collected, what should NOT be searchable under ANY conditions - will be strictly regulated and limited as much as possible, with a draconian rigour; this will be happening* as a reaction to the utterly, unspeakably horrible atrocities committed earlier, enabled by large scale availability and collection of any and all data about everything - a thing that needs to happen first, so people have something to point at in horror saying "never again**!".

* That is, of course, assuming it doesn't all go the Orwell route where the (im)balance of power breaks so completely that removing said boot from people's faces becomes truly impossible forevermore.

** Also assuming we don't just flat out end up denying any of it ever happened after a single generation or two, encouraged by those who very much like having all that data and immense power and would very much love to see it happen again.

DeepNude deep-nuked: AI photo app stripped clothes from women to render them naked. Now, it's stripped from web

DropBear

There, there... it's easy to forget some people still need an "app" for that.

Could an AI android live forever? What, like your other IT devices?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: "airborne splinters of razor-sharp shards of metal..."

Sounds unsafe. Proper procedure expects hard drives and such safely chucked into the nearest black hole - wherever you are, there should be one available no further than your nearest traditional e-waste recycling centre is...

Drone fliers are either 'clueless, careless or criminal' says air traffic gros fromage

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Mushroom

The only drone fliers you ever hear about - who end up in the news - are the either clueless, careless or criminal ones, you fucking nitwit!

Hey China, while you're in all our servers, can you fix these support tickets? IBM, HPE, Tata CS, Fujitsu, NTT and their customers pwned

DropBear

Re: Who is telling the truth ?

There are no "good" countries left. I could literally not name a single country I would be happy to move to given the chance; there used to be a few not-so-bad ones but in time they all revealed sharp teeth one way or another - mostly against their own citizens. Sanity has left the building - all the buildings - long ago...

The Eldritch Horror of Date Formatting is visited upon Tesco

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Trollface

Re: Julian dates WTF

Reminds me of that scene of Indy almost falling to his death due to ambiguities related to the spelling of the name of God. I can kinda imagine an alternate scene where dates are involved instead, and upon realising this Indy flat out goes "oh HELL no, screw this!" turns around and just walks out...

The seven deadly sins of the 2010s: No, not pride, sloth, etc. The seven UI 'dark patterns' that trick you into buying stuff

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Facepalm

Re: Two such patterns missed completely

A DIY/tools store I use is doing 1) on its web catalogue quite brazenly - when the product you are looking for can only be reasonably identified using two or three words and they throw at you absolutely everything having _any_ of the words in their description somewhere (no option for "expression search") so the result list is never shorter than 48 pages, heuristically sorted by irrelevance... well, you get pretty damn annoyed really quickly. Unfortunately, the other options I have locally don't allow me to just ditch these guys...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: A Prime example

...aaaand that is why all those years of hunting for the elusive "download slowly for free" button is actually absolutely essential Consumer Training...!

DropBear

Ahhh, "Dark Patterns"... words only ever used by those utterly desperate to sound more like an actual scientist or those discussing "The Great Compendium of Knitting" by Darth Vader...

Biz tells ransomware victims it can decrypt their files... by secretly paying off the crooks and banking a fat margin

DropBear
Stop

Re: Bit of an odd one

Not really odd, no. What these muppets are doing wrong is not going "look, we tried and failed to decrypt, you're either paying the ransom or you're hosed. The ransom would be $900, and we would be happy to mediate on your behalf, for a fee of $3050. Would you like us to do that?". Legal minutiae aside, they definitely wouldn't be in the news if they did that. You don't get to charge a fee for the exact same thing your client could have done themselves unless you're very much up-front about that being all you do and they know that's what they pay you for. Pretending to be a security company and paying off a protection racket behind your client's back is still just participating in a protection racket...

DropBear

Re: Trust

"They would, if the scenario had been played out to the last, have taken receipt of "decriptor" software from an unknown source, logged in with admin privileges to their client's systems, and run that dodgy software."

Minor quibble, but we don't actually know that. They might just as well log into the client, just image his disk, and run the tool they received inside the most locked down of VMs they can construct at home. Still, a really poor business practice overall and of course we don't know what they would have actually done with that login.

Apple sued over fondleslab death blaze: iPad battery blamed for deadly New Jersey apartment fire

DropBear

Re: Apple's design is slipping

Sorry, Dave from eevblog says no; the macbook backlight design may not have been impossible to improve a bit more (or indeed slightly less ideal than older versions), but it was by no means unreasonable - actually, it was perfectly within spec.

Out of Steam? Wine draining away? Ubuntu's 64-bit-only x86 decision is causing migraines

DropBear

Not exactly. Apparently all they said is that they'll do what they can to keep the (Steam / Wine / 32-bit) lights on, but in effect it would be a band-aid: no 32-bit Ubuntu -> no 32-bit Mint either...

DropBear

So, considering that a "solution" like 18.04 that is end-of-life _and_ end-of-the-road in a few years is not worth wasting another word on, what is the current "best option" / "most mainstream" for people who need a low-friction distro that "just works" but who also need to keep running Steam and Wine? Will future versions of Mint avoid this problem? Would one need to go back all the way to Debian? Something else...? And none of the "first, start a virtual machine..." / "just use Docker" / "in Snaps we trust" / whatever other nonsense, please...

Chrome ad-blocker crackdown preview due late July. Here's a half-dozen reasons why add-on devs are still upset

DropBear

Re: Popup says: "Turn off your adblocker to visit our site!"

My response: *starts HackTheWeb* *moves mouse over opaque popup which highlights with red frame* *presses R for "remove"* *presses Q for "quit HackTheWeb"*

Or, if they remove the content server side then yeah, your plan B.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: question is

I hereby posit DropBear's Rule of Crowds: No sentence starting with "if only enough people..." is worth finishing: nope, not gonna happen.

Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices

DropBear

Re-read the sentence with the "wearable monitor" about five-six times trying to figure out how one is supposed to be working using one of those before I finally figured out these are likely not of the Full-HD or 4K kind. Anyway, about the reduction of personal contact - hardly surprising. If I'm trying to push you off a ledge, you'll be grasping for support a helluva lot more frenetically than if you just stood there out of your own will or were allowed to not go closer to it than you had to in the first place...

Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity

DropBear

Re: I knew I had seen something like this before!

...reference aside, one does wonder - relative to what? The Luminiferous Aether perhaps...?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Child-proof reset operation

I'm not worried. When you see what the high purity peroxide needed to run it just for a minute costs, you know they'll never be able to fuel it. Unless they snatched your card and figured out how to use it - but in that case just give up and accept you're working for Rovio and Facebook now; you're doomed...

A $4bn biz without a live product just broke the record for the amount paid for a domain name. WTF is going on?

DropBear

"if someone with 100 million followers shifted to Voice and brought with them 50 million followers"

Had a good LOL at that one - this is just another form of the classic "if only everyone..." fallacy. There never is an "everyone", for anything, ever, period. And the important thing is, that's the understatement of the century - actually, on the internet, there's never more that some small fraction. Take a look at a random video of a channel with millions of subscribers (viral hits excepted), some generous amount of time after publishing - it will not have even a tenth in views of the number of subs. Likes? Somewhere between a hundredth and less than a thousandth of the number of subs, even if almost nobody seems to be disliking it. I'm fairly sure there exists no internet celebrity who could mobilize anywhere near half of their "subscribers" (heck knows how many are still actually even listening) for anything more complicated than a click or a comment, even if they tried...

PS. Let's assume I'm not going to question why such a price was paid - but a price is a function of demand _and_ supply; why was it _that_ expensive in the first place...?

Vodafone urges UK.gov to get on with it and conclude review into Huawei

DropBear

"We are not telling you what to do. We are not telling you when we will tell you what to do. But if you don't do it when we do tell you what to do, we shall smite you mightily!" Basically all the exquisitely balanced fair & bilateral power equilibrium of a hostage and its captor.

Bot war: Here's how you can theoretically use adversarial AI to evade YouTube's hard-line copyright-detecting AI

DropBear

Re: Try this the other way around

Although now I'm wondering if one could legitimately upload one's own, clearly original, you-own-the-copyright content, get it content id protected, then try attacking it by uploading alternate versions that hopefully don't trigger the protection - this way, the whole thing (both original and alternate versions) should be freely presentable at the end. Then again, I have no idea how hard is it to become "content id protected", so that could be unrealistic for research...

Flight Simulator 2020: Exciting new ride or a doomed tailspin in a crowded market?

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Pint

As nobody mentioned it yet, I'll raise a pint to good ole' Flight Unlimited, he of Looking Glass Studios fame, and its cheerful red-white striped biplane...

Smash GandCrab: Free tools released to decrypt files scrambled by notorious ransomware

DropBear

Re: Why is this still a thing?

Regarding that last part, I'm a bit puzzled here - I assume it's not actual dollaroos being asked for by the extortionists, those should be much too traceable, but maybe bitcoin. Which raises the question what exactly can they do with the two billion's worth of bitcoin they're sitting on - because if anyone tried to cash out any significant fraction of that, I'm fairly sure we'd have heard about it...

Monster magnet in my pocket: Boffins' gizmo packs 45.5-tesla punch and weighs just 390g

DropBear
Windows

Re: How long before...

You know you're too old when you can tell which clip it will be before even looking...

You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference

DropBear
Devil

Not bad, but...

Come to think of it I reckon red, curved horns (and a forked tail whenever in full-figure) would be much more appropriate, and maybe should even be compulsory add-ons whenever a politician is on screen...

TPM now stands for Tiny Platform Module: TCG shrinks crypto chip to secure all the Things

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Trusted Platform Module (TPM)

Picking letters liberally is in vogue anyway, so I'm thinking TRUstEd platFOrm mOduLe - TRUEFOOL is so much more memorable...

When virtual mittens sell for thousands, of course gamers are ripe targets for cyber shenanigans

DropBear

Considering that contrary to the typical tens to hundreds of dollars in most games, the value stored in a Star Citizen account is usually from hundreds to thousands to tens of thousands of dollars, I'm glad I don't hear about this sort of thing happening all that often there. Though to be fair, they _do_ allow you to use two factor authentication, and even a successful hijack might see the ships transferred back to their original owner. Or maybe it's just _still_ too niche...

ALIS through the looking glass: F-35 fighter jet's slurpware nearly made buyers pull out – report

DropBear
Trollface

"Would you like those Sidewinders delivered to you hangar, or would you prefer our new Express In-flight Delivery...? If choosing the latter, please don't forget to disable any jamming equipment...!"

Own goal: $280,000 GDPR fine for soccer app that snooped on fans' phone mics to snare pub telly pirates

DropBear

Re: Data Spoof

Unfortunately, I have long given up trying to understand the byzantine way exposed offers to deny/spoof/allow stuff to various apps by profiles or individual settings. And there's not a lot of tech I can say that about. No idea which position of which toggle hides or shows something. Nice tech, but the UI is incompatible with my brain on some fundamental level...

Alexa, are you profiting from the illegal storage and analysis of kids' voice commands?

DropBear

When one says "oy, you have no consent for that!" people hear "we want you to stop doing it while continuing to provide the service" but corps hear "we need to add an appropriate roadblock (that counts as consent) before letting anyone use the service so we can continue to do exactly what we did before". And yes, even though GDPR explicitly forbids doing the latter, that didn't seem to have stopped anybody from doing it nonetheless. Yet...

These boffins' deepfake AI vids are next-gen. But don't take our word for it. Why not ask Zuck or Kim Kardashian...

DropBear
Facepalm

Finally got around to actually look at the Zuck video - voice/tone discrepancies aside, hooooooooly crap is it bad. The mouth movement is barely in the most tenuous of relationships with the sound - if I were watching this at home I'd be reaching for the "shift voice sync +/-" button after the third second of it, and it still wouldn't match. I have no doubt lots of people would take it at face value, but anyone feeling a modicum of scepticism should immediately realize it's a) a fake and b) a pretty bad one.

DropBear

Re: "We are concerned about such deception and misuse"

The very frequency with which these things emerge these days prove it's almost inconsequential what you do with this kind of tech; the point is, assuming you can just bury it or something and the world will be safe for the foreseeable future is flat out delusional. Someone else right behind you will perfect it very soon after you, and will end up using it for whatever you didn't want to see it used. Which is not to say you should dump it on the world because "oh well", but you should be aware it makes almost zero difference whether or not you do.

This Free software ain't free to make, pal, it's expensive: Mozilla to bankroll Firefox with paid-for premium extras

DropBear

I have zero need to look at any list of vulnerabilities no matter how long or scary: yes, it absolutely IS more important than security. The one thing security, uh, "enthusiasts" never fail to fail to understand is that security is never more than second - first and foremost any tool has to WORK, and it only needs to be as secure as possible after that. A browser must first accommodate my workflow and all the deal-breaker extensions integral to it, anything else can only ever matter once that is satisfied first.

DropBear

Re: Firefox's global market share dwindles ...

Why they did it is irrelevant. They broke them, I refused to update; end of.

Idle Computer Science skills are the Devil's playthings

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Run for it!

Today, yes. I have had literally that happen (brace broke, heatsink fell off) and have the machine survive with no observable ill effects, I'm using it to this day with a new brace.

Back in the day, that's another matter - I recall seeing a YouTube video specifically testing sudden heatsink detachment on Intel and AMD CPUs - the Intel one got throttled down instantly, the AMD one went up in smoke, also instantly: they did have a similar mechanism, but it was polled relatively rarely on the assumption that thermal runaway does take some time. That was true if the fan died; it was most certainly not true if the heatsink itself departed wholesale...

Incidentally, mine was an AMD and all this flashed before my eyes in the millisecond I realized the funny thump immediately followed by a 747 at takeoff I heard coming from the case could only be one thing - luckily, this happened much later, by then I was covered too apparently.

NASA goes commercial, publishes price for trips to the ISS – and it'll be multi-millionaires only for this noAirBNB

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Zero-g Bonk fee?

Oh sure, one more place where one gender gets in free if showing up before ten without a partner...

DropBear
Joke

Re: Side effect of a two party system?

How dare you! Next you'll tell me all those places called People's Socialist Democratic Republic and suchlike are none of those things either...?!?

There's a reason why my cat doesn't need two-factor authentication

DropBear

Nah.

Any IT security that is significantly weakened by blogging about it is not worth the recycled bits that are storing it. Obscurity is supposed to be an inconsequential bonus, not a factor you actually rely on.

The best and worst of GitHub: Repos wiped without notice, quickly restored – but why?

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Mushroom

"AI" or any other kind of Machine Police should never be allowed to de-activate accounts. It's welcome to flag them up, down and sideways internally for human review all it wants, and the corp behind it is welcome to improve it until its human mods can cope with the volume of flagging it generates, or hire more of them. But "AI" should never have access to the Big Red Button. If a hacker or IP thief causes an outage or disruption of any length whatsoever they're immediately charged with causing eleventy trillion billion million dollars of "damages" - how come corps are allowed to get away with doing exactly the same without having to have anyone actually accountable for it?!? No, "because you've agreed to it" is not a valid answer. And neither is "assume guilt automatically and shoot deactivate by default, ask questions later reactivate only if and when the Twitter shitstorm hits, then apologize for the mistake of having inconvenienced someone of high enough profile".

Amazon Alexa: 'Pre-wakeword' patent application suggests plans to process more of your speech

DropBear

What I want to to know is how do you convince them to do that...

Uncle Sam wants to read your tweets, check out your Instagram, log your email addresses before you enter the Land of the Free on a visa

DropBear
Trollface

Re: First rule of interogation...

*Gasp* ...no! PLEASE! Anything but the Comfy Chair!!!

Bad news. Asteroid 1999 KW4 flew by, did not hit Earth killing us all. Good news: Another one, Didymos, is on the way

DropBear

Re: A pair of asteroids just whizzed past Earth

Guess again. Currently Apophis seems to be predicted to pass closer than one-tenth of that to Earth in 2029, at 31000 Km - no millions there.

Northrop Grumman has nozzle nightmare, Soyuz brushes off lightning, and updates on Crew Dragon 'anomaly' probe

DropBear

Regarding the SpaceX "news", I'm having serious difficulties identifying what exactly makes it an update on anything; there's literally not a bit of information in it that wasn't already known.

Can't quite cram a working AI onto a $1 2KB microcontroller? Just get a PC to do it

DropBear

Never mind the model, how did the MCU get access to the _picture_ in the first place?!? Because at three one-byte values per RGB pixel, a 26x26 image fills your 2K RAM completely. There's a reason cameras tend to get attached to Raspberry Pis and not so much to Arduino Unos...

AI systems sieve out catfish from the dating pool in effort to lock away scammers

DropBear

Re: Is this why every match I get wants me to buy them an amazon gift card?

I don't doubt scammers having an interest of getting off the website into a parallel channel as soon as possible - the problem is I have never ever seen any account on any site that wasn't keen on doing exactly the same just as quickly. And while I certainly didn't pursue all of them far enough to know how many may have been fakes, I know for certain that at least some of them definitely were real...

Kenshi: Sandblasted sword-punk D&D where the dungeon master wants everyone dead

DropBear

"Sandbox" and "survival" are swear-words in my book (and I do have a bunch of others that do not apply here), regardless of how overwhelmingly popular they apparently are these days; if I wanted to be an insignificant cog in a giant meat grinder, that's what real life is for, and I play games to get away from that. An opportunity to become a bigger cog does nothing for me. But to each their own - if you like this, more power to you...