* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Fire fighters get grinding on London man’s trapped genitalia

DropBear

Re: This trend could be stopped instantly

"By naming the victims"

...says the Anonymous Coward. Oh, the irony...

User loses half of a CD-ROM in his boss's PC

DropBear

Re: Mythbusters

"That not a single piece hit him: sheer luck."

Well, that, or the basic common sense reflex of never, ever standing directly in the plane of any speedily rotating object regardless of which power tool is spinning it. In some fields (such as ones involving lathes and chuck keys*) this is outright a baseline Darwin Award selector - or so I hear.

* One can always recognize a properly indoctrinated Pro from his springless chuck key - while it's meant to prevent exactly that sort of orbital shenanigans, people seem to find the presence of said spring bothersome for precision four-jaw centering...

DropBear

Re: He was lucky

"a significant %age of the speed of sound"

That is highly contingent on how you define "significant", seeing as how one is 340m/s and the other is 65m/s - 19% certainly sounds significant as odds of winning the lottery but decidedly less so as a task completion ratio when your boss asks. Not that it should matter all that much past its trivia value - barring some boundary layer weirdness, the mach number of objects moving in air should be much more important when they actually move through it than when they continue occupying the exact same fixed volume...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Paper yes...

"they didn't tear - they melted!"

...and now some part of me is desperately trying to imagine a glorious retro-future where laser printers were printing on celluloid transparencies...

China's first large passenger jet makes maiden flight

DropBear

Re: On the plus side, instant familiarity

Strange article indeed. Admittedly, most of those cars take more than inspiration from their "counterparts", lifting entire chunks of styling more or less verbatim - but I don't think any of those cars is an actual, old-fashioned, 1:1 copy of another, to be honest. At least, not any more than "Under Pressure" is identical to "Ice, Ice Baby"...

First cardboard goggles, now this: Google's cardboard 'DIY AI' box powered by an RPi 3

DropBear

Re: Google needs to fix Google first ...

Not to mention there ought to be a checkbox to tell them not to return the first ten thousand results from different pages of the exact same website considering none of them are actually relevant to my search and one single hit per site would be quite sufficient for me to ascertain that...

Leaked: The UK's secret blueprint with telcos for mass spying on internet, phones – and backdoors

DropBear

Re: emperors new clothes

If you want to know who would invariably get the short end of any "punishable wastage" laws, you only need ask who the ones doing the judging would be, and who is it that they don't particularly like. Does that sound like a great idea to you...?

DropBear
Joke

"Just hook up your RPi "Enigma" machine to your email program"

Weird, I could have sworn there has been a practical attack against that at some point...

DropBear

Re: Only one question

"Decisions are made by the people who turned up."

Wrong. Decisions are made by people who learned how to keep themselves in power indefinitely by manipulating the general political climate to their favour by any means available, on a statistical level, until polls tell them they have sufficient electorate support to get re-elected - whether by pandering to the masses, scaremongering, attacking their rivals: it doesn't matter. They have no interest in anyone's individual vote, they are playing the game of large numbers that any successful politician knows how to play and win. Anything that makes you specifically vacillate is not their concern, only the stuff that sways large masses is - and they know what that stuff is and how to control it.

You, as an individual, decide nothing beyond when you want to ###k off. Sorry.

Industrial plant robots frequently connected to the 'net without authentication

DropBear
Trollface

Re: I learned the hard way that....

So, do tell - did they threaten to, uh, flail their grippers at you furiously from afar or something...? I mean, as long as they don't start rolling out Boston Dynamics Big Dogs en-masse, I reckon we're quite safe at the pub...

DropBear

Re: why has it taken so long ... to draw attention it?

To be fair, any such incident is supposed to be impossible as robots having people in dangerously close proximity are supposed to be locked out and de-powered at hardware level and by no means controllable online. Which is not to say "normal" production couldn't be screwed with, but this should not be relevant to accidents...

DropBear
Terminator

Re: "83,000 robots researchers found exposed to the public internet,"

"Robbie removed the thin cover..."

...let's do it properly, shall we... ;)

"I've kept all my protective films intact" Roberta purred, "I've been waiting for someone like you to peel them off my faceplate...". There was an almost imperceptible quiver in the cool evening air all over her condensation-covered chassis as her servos warmed to nominal operating temperature, their high-frequency chopped currents coupling as a subtle hum into Robbie's sensor loops. With his induction-hardened main shaft at end of stroke the tremendous pressure of the hot hydraulic fluid was quickly growing out of spec, his bypass valves straining to redirect the flow...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Yep, that's what I went to jail for

...."meddling". It's "those meddling kids". We don't just call Goofy "Pluto" now, do we...

FYI: World was warned FIVE years ago about flaw exploited in Google Docs phishing phrenzy

DropBear
Mushroom

Re: "is that they often don't show enough information for technical users"

Actually it's even worse than that - I consider myself a reasonably technical user, yet I'm pretty sure that I would fail at least half of the questions on a rigorous exam that would present me with any details I wish to examine while asking me to decide whether an internet-related request is genuine or malicious in some way. Sure, I'd get a bunch of them right, but also a bunch of them wrong, guaranteed. And if that's true, it begs the question what can be done at all, even if one were willing to present any and all information available, to enable users to make an informed decision...?

I mean obviously it can't be as simple as "is that bit on the address bar green or red, present or missing, locked or unlocked?" - if it would be that simple, there would be no need TO ASK the user at all, the software would already know the correct answer! So if the software, with all its abilities to contact any third parties it wishes to try to validate whatever it can think of in a blink of an eye isn't able to decide the true validity of a request - seriously, what exactly is expected of me as a simple user?!?

There is no way I can establish with certainty in 100% of cases whether some random unsolicited message is actually vitally important or fake, without actually taking a look! Yes, most things I receive are things I expect - but it's nowhere near 100%! There can always be smarter (or simply more original) messages than your run-of-the-mill "I'm the Nigerian finance minister" or "lt. Andrew Ferrara needing money" that I can't classify unless I view first, possibly including taking a look at anything attached! Why are devices asking me to make choices no additional information in the world will let me make correctly 100% of the time? "99% secure" is worthless - all they need is to get past me ONCE!

I think there's a fundamental problem here much deeper than bugs and patches, exploits and security band-aids - as long as I'm not authorizing execution of code (and I should never have to do that unless I'm installing / launching a new piece of software), I should not need to worry about looking at anything coming my way - nor should I need to decide whether to accept or reject dubious stuff essentially equivalent to "I'm the pizza delivery guy, let me in!" sight unseen, based on "gut feeling" alone. Maybe I ordered no pizza, but maybe I did - or maybe one of my friends partying in the other room did! Maybe I've been sent a gift pizza! Maybe my neighbour ordered one and the delivery guy rang the wrong flat! We don't typically restrict our phones to accept only incoming calls from people in our contact list, do we?!? Yet accepting an unknown call isn't making me fear for my security! THAT'S the level of security that we should expect, nothing less!

...No, I don't purport to know the solution. But I do strongly believe calling the current state of affairs a "solution" in any sense of the word (let alone a workable one) is nothing short of a disgrace.

Don't click that Google Docs link! Gmail hijack mail spreads like wildfire

DropBear
FAIL

Thanks a lot Google...

...for "protecting" me by not allowing my Android Gmail app to log in (sync?) at all. I mean it's not like anybody will miss that payment I don't make because I have no idea I received an invoice unless I actually log in via web and check. Oh, and the cherry on the top of the batshit insane fruitcake? The app DOES actually log in and sync if I delete all cache, data, everything, restart the phone etc. - ONCE (just enough to download any new mail), then immediately fails to sync (log in?) any further, with various error messages of pitiful impotence. Considering this has been intermittently going on for days now (likely started since the attack), how about you finally get your shit together and let me read my mail already, Google?!?

Windows 10 S forces Bing, Edge on your kids. If you don't like it, get Win10 Pro – Microsoft

DropBear

Re: Windows 7

I don't normally do advocating for the Devil - only when stuff rubs me the wrong way.

- You are also never "in control" of what kind of engine hums away in the bowels of a ship you aren't willing to rebuild yourself. Historically, that bothered an astonishingly low number of captains as long as they were able to steer said ship whichever way they wanted to go.

- So whenever I have an issue with something that almost (but not quite) works - which is basically 24/7 until I just give up - I can just copy-paste the rare and preciousssss magic incantations offered as solution by a fellow sufferer for any other Linux? No...? Sorry, but "X million different Linux" it is then.

- Is this a "have you stopped beating your wife" trick question...? When have they _ever_ listened to anybody over the sound of all that "kerching"?!?

DropBear

Re: Meh, I give it a few months - less than that

"Weeks, not months."

...reminds me a a certain space sim. Didn't work out to well there though.

S is for Sandbox: The logic behind Microsoft's new lockdown Windows gambit

DropBear

Re: @big_D -- Windows Store, oh goody!

"But I want to do x. I don't want to know about y or z."

Stock reply: "have you ever wanted to live in a foundation? If not, does that make them optional in a house?"

Windows 10 S: Good, bad, and how this could get ugly for PC makers

DropBear
Unhappy

Re: education SALES

Replace "education" with "hammering in of carefully selected arbitrary trivia and officially sanctioned social norms by using as large a hammer and as much brute force as it takes", and suddenly it will seem a lot less incongruous.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Offline

DropBear Thought Process, slow-mo verbose version:

"I just had three weeks in [a widely-loathed cross-platform programming language]..."

Hmmm, doesn't compute. Oh, wait...

"I just had three weeks in [a delicious black caffeinated beverage]..."

Ah, I see... no, wait, it still doesn't compute. Hold on...

"I just had three weeks in [a short, hooded Sandcrawler-dwelling munchkin]..."

Okay seriously WTF - and even the spelling is wrong. Unless... stand by... processing...

"I just had three weeks in [a rarely-mentioned geographic location]..."

...oh. Yeah, that fits... *sound of cooling fans slowly ramping down*

Former RCL director: It was me who cancelled their domain names

DropBear
Joke

Wait, there are people you WOULD want to get stuck in a lift with?!? Who, Sharon Stone...?

Chip design chap arrested for using photocopier

DropBear

Re: Reminder to self...

...preferably using someone else's swiped credentials.

DropBear

Re: On the other hand....

I find it a bit surprising all the others weren't smart enough to realise the company would be smart enough to realise this and hold it against them. "Lack of loyalty is a problem only if you're stupid enough to advertise it" is not exactly a new concept after all...

'I feel violated': Engineer who pointed out traffic signals flaw fined for 'unlicensed engineering'

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Hold up ...

Whoah, hold on there for a minute. Shouldn't that be "sanitation managers"?!?

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Not regulated?

Next up: racket manufacturers jailed for racketeering!

Don't listen to the doomsayers – DRM is headed for the historical dustbin, says Doctorow

DropBear
Meh

"eliminate digital rights management regulations by 2025."

Yes, and we could have fusion power by teatime tomorrow. Or, you know, we might not. Chances are, that's the last you'll hear of both those deadlines.

Flatpak and Snaps aren't destined for graveyard of failed Linux tech yet

DropBear

Re: You could of course have the same advantages _much_ simpler...

"Well so far sandboxing has not worked"

Not that I'm disputing that, but AFAIK sandboxing is not supposed to be about isolating the sandbox from keyboard, mouse and display (or the allotted amount of storage) - it's supposed to be isolating it from all the other sandboxes in the system, and I see no inherent contradiction there as long as the sandboxed app doesn't specifically _require_ system-wide access to fulfil its purpose.

Linux Mint-using terror nerd awaits sentence for training Islamic State

DropBear
Mushroom

Re: Low tech

"You know, when you sit and think about it, they kind of are, nowadays."

One might be inclined to agree - until one remembers how, for instance, a mature and proven rocket went bang testing an attached scramjet prototype just because the rocket's control fins couldn't take the dynamic loads involved, which would not have been present in the much rarefied atmosphere said rocket would have been in by then during a normal flight profile - without anyone involved spotting that this would be an issue...? Yeah, I think rocket engineering is still the rocket engineering of rocket engineering...

Well, hot-diggity-damn, BlackBerry's KEYone is one hell of a comeback

DropBear

Sorry, nope, the keyboard is still on the wrong side...

BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

DropBear

Re: the first rule of Rutherford

...you mean the only people able to positively identify members are... beancounters? When tabulating the membership fees?!? *gasp, shock, horror* I see monumental potential here for a brewing "class war" of epic proportions (poor beancounters... of course...)!

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: ITEOTWAWKI

Oh God no... it has not been years since, surely...? IT HAS NOT, YOU HEAR?!?

DropBear

Re: Ha ha.

It's recurring joke... :)

Just delete the internet – pr0n-blocking legislation receives Royal Assent

DropBear
Joke

...however, we do know you're a dog.

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Democracy for the majority

Didn't you know that in today's PC-crazed culture it's inconceivable to not compromise...? I don't care how precisely you've determined the exact GMT and what instruments you used to do it, I say it's three hours over yonder, and we'll bloody well need to sit and argue until we find some middle ground, OR ELSE...

DropBear

I have been known to occasionally amuse myself by selecting the very first item (usually "1900") on such lists - amazingly none of them seems to have been bothered, nor did they ever flash any "Congrats for being the oldest person alive!" cards at me...

DropBear

Re: Police state

"You could always hang out with me, off-property, of course"

Remember that Bradbury novel where he's becoming suspicious for taking a walk on foot, without a car? I think he meant "(powered) phone", not "car". Why would "1984" be the only one that comes to pass...

DropBear

Re: Easy

"bugmenot"

...was never of much use frankly. All the websites that you cared enough not to sign up for did in turn care enough to "opt out" of Bugmenot and because they did honour such an option, you got zilch. Lately, it has become utterly useless even against the "mildest" sites - I guess it's just slowly becoming sufficiently unpopular for any targeted sites to notice and ban logins much faster than new ones become available...

DropBear
Devil

Re: Fire up the VPN

There is not going to BE an "abroad" for much longer. Yes, it is currently still nearly trivial to skip into some different jurisdiction to escape any one particular decision, but the walls are closing in from all sides and all governments around the world are queuing up to take hints from each other on how to regulate and restrict internet access further and further. All the restrictions enforced through China's firewall weren't "a big deal" as long as VPNs were an option - then they flat out forbade those too and now they kinda are.

There is less and less time remaining for us to cryo-freeze someone so that in a hundred years he can say "back in my day we didn't need a special authorization to open up a blank browser page and another one to call up Google and another one to follow the result link" (and be promptly called a liar and get laughed at incredulously).

When do you think the American Wild West is going to come around again? Barring WWIII happening - NEVER. You have witnessed its online equivalent first-hand - cherish that opportunity, because none of your descendants will get to experience the non-locked-down non-spoon-fed non-sanitized version ever again. For their own good, natch.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts: Evil game guides infect 2 million Androids

DropBear

Re: Pick a name, any name

It gets worse - I was beginning to rejoice seeing a recent-ish version of Android popping up individual permission requests for various rights (my older phone is "all or nothing" at install time), only to come to realize that absolutely all apps asking for any right whatsoever work... still "all or nothing", because denying ANY permission, even the least important one, results in all apps simply immediately quitting. There was nothing I could refuse them that would still see them continue, and I tried several different ones, iterating on the permission trying to refuse at least one - NOPE. So yeah, yay, progress*...

* I would REALLY like to know why the permission system isn't doing what the xposed framework already did years ago - namely, it never actually refused an app anything, it just faked everything I told it to deny. Fake position for location, fake empty address book - the works... Why can't we still have this officially?!?

Come celebrate World Hypocrisy Day

DropBear
Pirate

If I were Stallman, you'd be looking at swords at dawn at minimum for such a disgusting comparison.

TVs are now tablet computers without a touchscreen

DropBear

Your TV is exactly as future proof as it needs to be by having HDMI / SCART / RCA / whatever AV inputs - yes it would be nice if one could simply upgrade just the tuner bit indefinitely by swapping something out (as long as VPUs are a thing, this is NOT going to be a software update) but in the era of $25 upgrades to a new HDMI stick or Orange Pi that supports $New_Thing this is a complete non-issue.

Uber engineer's widow: Stress and racism killed my husband ... Uber: Let's make flying cars!

DropBear

Re: How much more do we need to hear?

Granted, Uber is certainly an easy target to hate. That said, if you're looking for, uh, unbiased news on Uber you're definitely in the wrong place here - I'll just leave it at that, seeing as how even this much might get me censored.

Another ZX Spectrum modern reboot crowdfunder pops up

DropBear

Re: Why?

You may or may not have noticed that this is a clock-cycle-precise hardware emulation, which means that even "fancy" code that does things that are supposed to be impossible on the ZX Spectrum (which tend to fail with superficial emulation) runs fine; also, due to its hardware nature, it features a real expansion port that no software emulator offers - a chance to connect actual hardware peripherals to it should you want to. Actually, I'd be quite interested myself except for a) the keyboard layout which might indeed resemble earlier Spectrum models but NOT the classic ZX Spectrum and b) I can't really justify spending 200 quid on it - that's a month's wage for some people over here...

Jimbo announces Team Wikipedia: 'Global News Police'

DropBear

Re: Filtering Fake news

"So if a member of Hezbollah blow up a bus of Israeli soldiers a terrorist attack?"

And the answer is that it just doesn't matter. The important bit is knowing that yes, "Bomb going off on bus full of Israeli soldiers" did indeed happen. All the rest of qualifying can be done by each to his/her taste - it isn't that part that creates the "fake" in fake news.

DropBear
Meh

Oh, no need. The predictably scathing coverage of certain types of news has been incredibly reliable.

Lyrebird steals your voice to make you say things you didn't – and we hate this future

DropBear
Trollface

I see your "The Chipmunk Adventure" in 1987 and raise you "Green Ice" in 1981...

eBay denies claims it's failing to thwart 'systematic fraud'

DropBear
WTF?

Re: Cartel of shite

"Avoid eBay and PayPal"

Right, and if you have any problems whatsoever with living on this planet, just avoid it and move to a different one - after all, there are plenty of other planets even in our own Solar system alone...! Nobody needs to live on this one after all...!

DropBear

Re: Allowing 'gaming' of the system has indirect costs as well

Every corporation these days cares only about total revenue - if either direct losses (like this one) or lost sales stay at the "background noise" level they just don't care; it doesn't even matter whether they could do something about it or not. Some of their customers may well get their souls stolen for all they care - as long as that doesn't cause a major financial loss, that's perfectly fine by them. The key being that no matter how disgruntled a (relatively) small number of customers get, no matter how radically they stop subscribing and convince their friends to do so, IT. WILL. NEVER. MATTER. Numbers: they eat the individual customer alive.

The corps know full well the "but if everybody..." disaster-scenarios never ultimately materialize, regardless of how many people get pissed how badly - any number, small or large gets drowned out by the indifferent masses who carry on as usual. The only way any scam could get their attention is either by major financial losses or by truly endemic-scale public impact - neither being the case here, with a predictable outcome: nothing happens.

Putting it differently, in this universe there never was any other possible outcome for this situation. "Megacorp cracks down hard on issue affecting only some of its customers" is a headline from some parallel reality, not this one...

Farewell Unity, you challenged desktop Linux. Oh well, here's Ubuntu 17.04

DropBear

Re: Nemo ... Files ... pah!

"I wonder how many people will return from Mint"

Fair question, especially considering that even though I prefer to be as "noob mainstream" as possible in Linux (helps a lot with the 24/7 search for "how do I fix/do <$issue>" apparently obligatory whenever I'm trying to use some Linux distro) and that kinda used to mean Ubuntu, I'm still going to take the Mint route instead, even after Unity going away. It's just that Mate was the only thing I could find that would get me a proper classic desktop experience, and last time I checked Mint's version of it was (after a fair amount of un-mintifying) significantly more polished and free of aggravating sticking points than Ubuntu's. This may have changed since but I have serious doubts...

Online ad scam launders legions of pirates and pervs into 'legit' surfing

DropBear

Re: The advertisers need to fight back!

...the only problem being that a) I have never, ever seen anyone who would _actively be trying_ to watch an ad on the internet and b) obtaining some US visas is much less hassle than passing a CAPTCHA is these days - every single one I'm presented with lately keeps feeding me infinity number of "click on all [...]" tiles, ad nauseam, insisting it's _still_ not sure I'm not a filthy robot. It has gotten so bad that I immediately do a 180 and just close the tab as soon as I see one unless I _absolutely, definitely, positively_ must perform the "protected" action behind it.