* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Can the last person watching desktop video please turn out the light?

DropBear

Same here - I fail to see a difference between interrupting the thing I'm actually trying to watch every ten to fifteen minutes with "oh look tat I don't care to buy " (either an energy drink, a new car or a can of "washable" paint - neither of which I have any use for) and "oh look retards I don't care to watch" (as it invariably turns out to be ads for eleven different reality shows or sitcoms - which is almost the same thing: retards goofing off in an attempt at a dull slice-of-life reenactment. Yes, I'm great fun at parties too!).

DropBear
Devil

Re: Not surprised. No. Not even slightly.

Speak for yourself - I find the lack of arm- and particularly lower back-support of a typical couch (as well as the distinctly sub-par means to occasionally interact with the thing I'm viewing if it isn't a feature length thing) severely inferior to a decent office chair* and a desktop monitor (which by the way is almost guaranteed to have a larger apparent field of view from the distance I'm watching it than any TV I could possibly ever afford).

*It's not nice to beat someone who's already down, but get this: mine has a head rest. And it reclines...

FBI's spyware-laden video claims another scalp: Alleged sextortionist charged

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Gawd bless Media Player

So let me get this straight - he was only caught because he failed to realize that his Tor-specific browser connects out through Tor but anything else like a media player might not...? Heaven have mercy on us then if any baddy with half a clue ever comes along...

If we're in a simulation, someone hit it with a hammer, please: Milky Way spews up to 100 MEELLLION black holes

DropBear
Joke

Never again will I feel ashamed for a division by zero mistake. It's obviously a perfectly natural thing to do that happens all the time...

70% of Windows 10 users are totally happy with our big telemetry slurp, beams Microsoft

DropBear

"Very well done"

You can set out to commit genocide and still have _some_ people tell you "very well done". Was that the opinion of the majority of said 70% or the isolated gushing village idiot...?

DropBear

Re: I did it another way...

I have seen network activity obliterate basic audio usability before, although in that case it was _any_ network activity. I don't remember the details, only that it wasn't a simple "just make sure drivers are up to date" issue - it's all the more annoying considering those two functions are often both implemented using Realtek chips so one would expect them to get along better. I blame it on the modern "everything is software-only" mantra which makes things that need to happen at the same time totally fail to do so whenever the programming is sub-par (which is just to say "practically always").

DropBear

Re: Most people.....

I don't necessarily condemn those who accept this "deal" consciously - but I really doubt most do. Funnily enough, we take it for granted that the warning "you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law" is NOT optional, yet the exact same thing outside the judicial context suddenly becomes a "no need to talk about it" deal...

For fork's sake! Bitcoin Core braces for another cryptocurrency split

DropBear

Re: Strong? Stable?

On the other hand, "we need to stand united" is never a good enough argument against never, ever challenging established orthodoxy.

DropBear

Re: Where does the money come from?

What is "actual currency" though (unless you define it as "official money of this state")...? More specifically, what defines what has "intrinsic value" and what does not, if even traditional examples like gold (or cocoa beans) only have "intrinsic value" based on the assumption that many human beings will always want them / find them useful...?

Assange offers job to sacked Google diversity manifestbro

DropBear

Re: OED definition of bigot: A person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.

"If that makes me a bigot, I will wear the label with pride."

Same here - I don't feel the need to personally conduct an endless and laborious debate all over again with every single supporter of a known discredited topic (see anti-vaxxers for an example if you really must have one - my list is much, much longer) before I'm allowed to consider them an idiot. Call me whatever you feel like for it, it won't make me feel ashamed. I might still be up for a debate if I'm in a good mood and you seem courteous and showing signs of critical thinking, but I make no promises...

DropBear
Joke

Re: Not related to article ...

"You mean like that?"

That is only a "story" in the sense "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" is. You... hipster!

DropBear

Re: Obligatory xkcd

"Whether or not it is a good definition is another matter."

Any definition that disagrees with people not having to listen to your speech if they don't want to would be a _bad_ definition though. What the exact practical ramifications should be can always be debated further, but the idea is sound. That said, whether you should be able to fire someone solely based on what he thinks or says in a non-person-to-person manner* is certainly in need if some debate, even if I happen to think hell no you should NOT.

*Let's not go slicing and dicing the details for hate speech and such right now. No, I don't like that either. But one should be very careful in how one defines what exactly that is.

DropBear

Re: Well..

@mr. Puddleduck: [Citation needed (BADLY)]

DropBear
WTF?

Re: Well..

"For a start, Google's hiring policy is their business"

You don't say... oh, wait, you do! So if they were to decide to have a "hiring policy" of white males (or African-american females or Thai ladyboys or blonde, blue-eyed Germans) exclusively - that would be "their business" too, and we should let them carry on with it...?

Your top five dreadful people the Google manifesto has pulled out of the woodwork

DropBear

Re: asshe but

Bullshit. As soon as companies are allowed to selectively employ only "my kind of people" who think appropriately "positive thoughts", they become exactly the discriminative assholes they are allegedly trying to get rid of. What "white male" people are usually accused of is selectively congregating in certain spaces with the active exclusion of everybody else - this is exactly the same thing, corporately sanctioned, with a different criteria. If his work is poor, if he's discourteous or explicitly hostile to others and you fire him, that's one thing. If you do that because some people didn't like the way he thinks - and that includes the company itself - or because other people have a problem with him instead of the other way around then the asshole is YOU.

You had ONE job: Italian firefighters suspected of starting blazes for cash

DropBear

Re: GNU TERRY PRATCHETT

Lucrative rackets aside, I see a tiny problem with that description - namely, the assumption that the firefighters would have any interest in the protection of the object of their efforts; what they're there to do is hopefully protect the neighbouring buildings while utterly and completely destroying and levelling the one that happens to be on fire.

DropBear
Flame

I don't exactly see the problem here. Since when is it not the job of the fire brigade to light fires...? You know, with piles of books?!? 'Tis writ thusly in the foundational charter penned by Ray Bradbury himself!

Hotspot Shield VPN throws your privacy in the fire, injects ads, JS into browsers – claim

DropBear

For some uses cases running your own service would completely and utterly defeat the purpose.

Florida man is world's fastest flasher: Just 53 quintillionths of a sec

DropBear

Re: I Love Science!

Nah, mankind's prime directive is still to control and dominate other people (including their own) just as much as it has always been. This is just what happens the few people who never got that memo are left to their own devices for long enough to make a difference...

Google diversity memo: Web giant repudiates staffer's screed for 'incorrect assumptions about gender'

DropBear
Devil

Re: Article by a former "Google Distinguished Engineer"

That "response" is only "considered" in the "you're of course an idiot, let me tell you why (first off, you're not senior and I am)" sense. No thanks. That bloke is welcome to take his personal opinion disguised as wisdom and pontificate it somewhere else.

Si vous comprenez ces mots, vous êtes français ou l'intelligence artificielle de Facebook

DropBear
Happy

Re: Send three and fourpence

"Watch 'Das Boot', the original version, in German, with the original English subtitles."

Oh, you're totally on! I actually have that I just haven't watched it yet, and I always watch with subtitles and the original audio. I know enough German for demo purposes, so it sounds like I'm in for some fun...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Mais non,

"Je suis anglais et une vraie personne."

Alors, je suis anglais aussi et pas une vraie personne. ...wait, no - the other way around!

DropBear

Re: Send three and fourpence

All I can say is that watching the output of (allegedly) human translators working on TV show subtitles, they startlingly often demonstrate a lack of context sensitivity (even to context from within the same show) that can and does produce incredibly absurd results with words that can have several meanings, the right one being obvious to even a layman paying some attention to the text he's working on, past the current sentence...

Hacked Chrome web dev plugin maker: How those phishers tricked me

DropBear

Re: The other big lesson

"that will be sure to generate an automated email to the owner which will alert them to the compromise"

I don't know about that - my phone pings me (and it even has a bloody persistent notification status icon all just for this, without me having installed anything FFS!) before I even raised my hands from typing the password logging in from a PC Google thinks it doesn't like; even having entered the correct (long!) password at the first try, even from the same geographic area as usual, with an IP that hasn't changed for literally decades, from which it saw me log in numerous times - my browser just don't have its latest and greatest cookie since I purge them at the end of session on this machine...

Somewhat ludicrously, I also get alerted by email, which I'm (as a suspected fraud) free to delete for a "real owner" never to see assuming "he" doesn't have a push-email receiving device and checks his mail the old fashioned way, periodically. So yeah, I'm not sure what if anything more doing stuff like changing a password would trigger, given I see the whole nuclear spectacle for simply logging in from anywhere but home, from the one browser I allow to keep cookies persistently...

Actually it's rather like Google rubber-stamping me on each login (the way some parties/clubs do once you enter) then slamming me against the wall and yelling "who are you and what did you do with the real DropBear?!?" each time I take a shower...

Russian admits being Ebury botnet herder, now jailed for 46 months

DropBear

Glad to hear that now that the Fearless Men and Women from the FBI's Computer Crimes Division cleaned up both the free and the... rest of the world from terrifying Cyber Criminals I can safely uninstall my antivirus, firewall and all that. We're finally safe! I mean they would never pick up a drop from the ocean and parade it proudly around with much fanfare claiming to have solved drought worldwide...!

Teen who texted boyfriend to kill himself gets 15 months jail

DropBear

Re: 15 months?

What you're missing is punishment not being meant to be proportional with the gravity of the crime these days (as perceived by your Average Joe with some common sense) but with it's mass-appeal and potential to be easily and repeatedly perpetrated. The odd murder? Hardly anyone's going to imitate that, you get a few years or so and that's that. Sexting? Letting people concern themselves with sex openly has the potential to destroy Traditional Values and unravel the Very Fabric of Society Itself if everyone starts doing it! Twenty years for you! Watching a few torrented movies? Oh, now it's personal! You're stealing actual _money_ from the only class of citizens that modern justice cares about - rich people! Fifty consecutive life sentences without parole and a trillion billion million dollars in damages you filthy, filthy scum!

DropBear

Re: Did you forget to add a message?

"Sometimes all people need to feel is that someone gives a shit"

I must point out that sitting and listening to someone silently, as useful as it can be in some cases, is hardly conducive to any feelings of someone giving a shit. Rather the opposite actually, based on one's own experience with one's internal mental processes while apparently "listening" to somebody else - and you'll be aware of that even when you're the one doing all the talking. If "getting it off your chest" helped, good for you - otherwise you're just getting a first-hand experience of people wanting to appear to care while they're really just flinging comforting but worthless platitudes at you hoping you'll go away and stop making them miserable too. Too cynical for you? Well, at least I'm being honest...

DropBear

Re: Jump! Jump! Jump!

"doesn't mean they are incapable of doing so"

Yeah! And people walking with crutches or sitting in wheelchairs simply haven't been working out hard enough! It's their own damn fault...!

To truly stay anonymous online, make sure your writing is as dull as the dullest conference call you can imagine

DropBear

"I am proud. Though I carry my love with me to the tomb, he shall never, never know it."

Dear Boffins, until you have something that can give you back "I'm too proud too tell him that I love him so I never will", keep working...

DropBear

Re: Writing style seems unlikely to personally identify you

"your posts' time stamps"

As a counter-point - more than once have I wondered whether employees of online shops ever doubt the fundamental compatibility of the shipping address I gave with the time the order was made at... I know I certainly would.

CMD.EXE gets first makeover in 20 years in new Windows 10 build

DropBear
Trollface

The TurboVision libs are getting rewritten for ribbon as we speak. Reliable sources tell me the VR/AR extensions for egavga.bgi are up next...

DropBear
Facepalm

"It was the most pig ugly, barely usable window"

I had the impulse to go check out what you mean - then I remembered I'm on Debian...

DropBear

Re: They are bonkers

Maybe, but the point is valid - did you take a look at the image in the article? I can confirm the new "dark"-blue-on-black test is readable, but the old one definitely has a "something's there but I have no idea if it's even letters" quality to it, uniquely among the rest of the colours...

DropBear
Coat

Re: Blue seems brighter

Ha! It's nothing but a thinly veiled attempt to bolster the productivity of Windows programmers (or cut the coffee expenses of their employers), pushing them to stay up and work further on into the night - blue light _allegedly_ prevents you from sleeping after all... Now, where that tin foil hat...

Sun's core in a real spin, but you wouldn't know just by looking at it

DropBear
Joke

Oh, it turns that slowly? Dang! I always thought it spins with exactly one revolution per day, which is why we have night-time, when the Sun's dark side is facing us. Oh well, back to the drawing board...

Ofcom: Blighty has devolved into a nation of unwashed binge-streaming mole people

DropBear
Trollface

Neglecting chores skilfully is a fine art and an absolutely indispensable survival skill in the modern world. Noobs often make the glaring mistake of trying to complete them - a futile attempt, as the list of chores is eternal and knows of no such mundane things as "an end". Wise ones ignore them all for as long as possible instead, doing just enough just before the last moment to avoid any of them blowing up in your face too badly. Ignored for long enough, some of them even resolve themselves all on their own - one would clearly feel chagrined to have wasted precious, precious time on something that turned out to be self-solving after all. The world offers no leisure time when asked nicely. You only get what you manage to take by force.

Apple chief on Chinese VPN app ban: We always toe the line with other nations' laws

DropBear
Joke

Re: Good reason to use Android

Time to try desperate means - Morse and a laser pointer at the retro-reflectors on the Moon perhaps...?

Don't make Aug 21 a blind date: Beware crap solar eclipse specs

DropBear
Mushroom

Re: When I was a kid...

Exactly! Clearly nobody should stare unflinchingly at the Sun hours at a time, but seriously, cut all that ululating already! You make it sound as if nobody ever would have even glanced at it briefly and any who did went on to live in darkness forevermore. It's there, in the sky, okay? And you know that because you've seen it up there yourself, innit? With your own little eyes? Looking straight at it occasionally? Well then, shut it already! Use protection, don't stare, END OF!

Cancel your summer trip to nearby Proxima b. No chance of life, room service, say boffins

DropBear
Trollface

Poolside with a cocktail under a cushy rad-filtering bio-dome? I'd say yes, but man... have you tried sitting in economy class for four damn years straight, best case...?

DropBear

Re: "Radiation rays"?

Dunno, they kinda sound all kinds of radical... Are they enveloped by a soft faint Cherenkov glow, or are they glistening in harsh neon tones...? Man, I so need to see a picture of that...

DropBear
Trollface

Re: The five year mission continues

I'm more interested in planets with lustful green ladies. Blue is also fine, as is shiny spandex and / or scantily clad...

Browser trust test: Would you let Chrome block ads? Or Firefox share and encrypt files?

DropBear

Re: El Reg

" £10 buys an automatic gold badge on the forums"

I don't think that's what those are for. Maybe you could try buying a Merc or a backyard pool instead...

" I also block the top of story and middle of index page pictures"

Oh, a kindred spirit! Hello there! Although I do block _all_ images wholesale, along with any articles tagged with "DevOps", "Storage", "Docker" (is it even still a thing?) and a bunch of other keywords from a list...

DropBear

What "web"? Oh, you mean "Babel"...

That's an easy one: you can't. I have to say though, for a bloke used to HTML being a more or less universally understood and rendered thing regardless of browser age, the current state of affairs - where the current ESR version is too old to display lots of pages properly and absolutely no version of any browser is capable of displaying any page without running up dozens upon dozens upon dozens of javascript errors in the console - is a bizarre situation to say the least.

Ohm-em-gee: US nuke plant project goes dark after money meltdown

DropBear
Devil

Re: " good news for the mug taxpayer. to be hoped UK ones go the same way."

Considering tides are basically caused by the Moon, we totally should start calling the output of tide generators "Moon Powah". The only downside I can see is that we'll get a picketing crowd with "hands OFF the moon you bastards!" signs roughly sixty seconds later...

How can you kill that which will not die? Windows XP is back (sorta... OK, not really)

DropBear

Same here. The hardware is too old for W7 (heck, it's really too old even for XP) but hey Facebook works, Youtube works, photos are backed up, and at this point any attempt to "relocate" to another machine would do more damage than anything out there possibly could, even if expenses wouldn't be an issue (they are)...

DropBear

I'm quite curious how exactly "gaming" is supposed to work on win98, considering unless you still have some ancient hardware your current graphics card won't have drivers for it (mine doesn't even have drivers for XP!), and not having manufacturer drivers is not an annoyance but a _showstopper_ - even opening / dragging a window will make you want to claw out your eyes with the default windows driver, even on blazing-fast hardware...

DropBear

Re: bob

"your software isn’t checking for Do Not Track policies"

Not sure what that is supposed to mean, unless it's "you keep blocking even trackers that promise to honour DNT", in which case it's Perfectly Fine and Just The Way It Should Be. On an unrelated note, I just learned today that checking the DNT checkbox in Firefox ONLY APPLIES IT TO PRIVATE WINDOWS, and there's no setting to have it on at all times (unless you want to be in full "private browsing mode" all the time which ALSO means no history, no persistent cookies - ie. YOU can't "track" anything either) - WHAT THE F##K, you idiots?!?

Google tracks what you spend offline to prove its online ads work. And privacy folks are furious

DropBear

Re: This is why you want anonymous payments

"The issue today..."

Translation: "we don't give a fuck how it used to work before, we are going to make it illegal to use any money we can't track"

So who exactly was to blame for Marketo losing its dotcom?

DropBear

Re: We know what happened

That still doesn't explain why there was no auto-renewal, as allegedly configured, especially if it wasn't a credit card problem.

Linus Torvalds pens vintage 'f*cking' rant at kernel dev's 'utter BS'

DropBear

You mean all that "SIR yes SIR!" bullshit...? Thanks but no thanks, they can keep it...