* Posts by DropBear

4735 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2013

Russia: The hole in the ISS Soyuz lifeboat – was it the crew wot dunnit?

DropBear

Re: Zero G

"it's the amount of mass which matters"

Not when the drill breaks through and catches.

DropBear

Re: Shutterstock!

"But I guess it's just me."

Nope. That's what the rule blocking all of regmedia.co.uk is for. Bliss.

Do not adjust your set, er, browser: This is our new page-one design

DropBear

Re: Some indication of author on the homepage please

...and let you filter articles from folks you don't like. Well, I don't fancy your chances on them helping you do that.

DropBear

Re: What link?

For some reason it's there now. No idea what made it appear (yes, it's where previously definitely wasn't). Pointless though seeing as how I dump cookies after each session (because making it a permanent per-logged-in-user option is for losers amirite). I guess RSS it is, then. I just hope you count that as a "NOPE" vote too.

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FAIL

Re: What link?

WHAT THE HELL. I have no "opt out" link of any kind anywhere, full stop. And yes I have disarmed every single blocker / filter / whatever I had going, I even got the cookie prompt. But NO opt-out link.

Probably for the best: Apple makes sure eSIMs won't nuke the operators

DropBear

As the Chinese two-socket version demonstrates, saving space is absolutely not the real issue - whatever Apple's actual plan is pushing the eSIM, it's definitely not about saving space.

New MeX-Files: The curious case of an evacuated US solar lab, the FBI – and bananas conspiracy theories

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WTF?

You're kidding, right? Cody of YouTube fame has literally bucketfuls of the stuff, enough to float a full-size anvil on (which he did...) - and I don't remember any MiBs closing him down...

Apple in XS new sensation: Latest iPhone carries XS-sive price tag

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WTF?

Re: Apple are really slipping

You do realize this phone has only one SIM socket and the second "SIM" is exactly the eSIM "idea from a few years back", which incidentally is only supported by a dozen or so carriers over the entire world, ie. in lots of countries "none"...?

You know all those movies you bought from Apple? Um, well, think different: You didn't

DropBear

Re: I'm turning into *that* guy.

As a matter of principle, I will not "buy" anything that the other party has any remaining hook into / control over. Only stuff that as soon as it's in my hand you are no longer able to touch in any way shape or form - if I paid for it, you've lost any right to tell me what I can or cannot do with it from now on as far as I'm concerned, sorry. Don't worry, I don't intend to "distribute" it. The rest is none of your fucking concern, regardless what your ToS / EULA may or may not say.

Martian weather has cleared at last: Now NASA's wondering, will Opportunity knock?

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Trollface

Re: RE: second only to the voyagers

Hardly "floating"

What do you mean? It's sitting still. It's not Voyager's fault that the entire rest of the universe seems to be doing 17 km/sec for some reason...

Microsoft: You don't want to use Edge? Are you sure? Really sure?

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Trollface

Re: I bash google when possible

As well as it should be! This is 2018 - shameful, archaic, digitist attitudes trying to deny that all numbers should rightfully be equal have no place in modern maths! It's time to make sure all "1"s with delusions of being more that their fellow "0"s get their privilege checked! We need to send a clear message that any use of inequalities will no longer be tolerated! Our free help line is open 24/7 to any numbers who want to step forward to report having been molested by a mathematician in the past and wish to press criminal charges...

GDPR v2 – Gradually Diminishing Psychotic Robots: Brussels kills Terminator apocalypse

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Trollface

Yeah, I could care less...

2-bit punks' weak 40-bit crypto didn't help Tesla keyless fobs one bit

DropBear

You don't say...

"our ability to update software over the air to improve functionality and security is unique"

...and thank $deity for that. When I will want a car that is technically different each time I start it up, I'll be sure to let you know. Just don't hold your breath. Yes, even if the alternative turns out to contain innumerable permanent niggling issues. I'll either fix them myself using the after-market parts designed to do exactly that or learn to mitigate their effects - at least none of them will be in software, seeing as how my car contains none outside its ECU, ABS and airbag controllers which I'm going to just go ahead and presume reliable enough for all practical purposes as-is.

Hugs and kisses, and kindly get off my lawn, preferably before I reach for the water-napalm switch-over valve on my sprinkler controller.

- Someone with great appreciation for predictability and invariance and a very low opinion of modern product life-cycles and design practices, especially in software

Raspberry Pi supremo Eben Upton talks to The Reg about Pi PoE woes

DropBear

Or perhaps it is the other way around and this new chapter of power issues is merely a sign of an entrenched, overly cavalier attitude towards system power handling at the design level.

DropBear

The thing is, when you're selling what is effectively a (massively overpriced) glorified breakout board for an MCU, there's remarkably little to truly screw up. I'm not saying there never was a notable issue with some of their hardware, but by and large Arduino being indeed more than a bit shite is down to basically everything else about it _except_ the boards themselves.

It's September 2018, and Windows VMs can pwn their host servers by launching an evil app

DropBear

"A bitmap image should just be data, and not contain anything executable."

That's not how the real world works though. You may well not supposed to have anything executable inside of a pure data file, but it's not like you can _prevent_ malicious actors from putting some in there; and the thing is, any piece of data needs to be processed by executable code in order to make use of it - and if that code contains just the right kind of bugs, a properly crafted bit of data it was only supposed to process as data can trip it into glitching execution over to that malicious piece of "data". Should we be past this sort of thing in 2018? Definitely. Is it still a thing nonetheless? Hell yes, unfortunately...

DropBear

Re: Just downplay it

Not necessarily, assuming Windows does its usual thing and happily "views" the image internally as soon as downloaded, for thumbnail and metadata / indexing purposes...

The eyes don't have it! AI's 'deep-fake' vids surge ahead in realism

DropBear

Re: Better fake news, just what we need!

In a world of increasingly ubiquitous video surveillance, this is important, if nothing else, for the same reason OTR publishes encryption keys after the fact: to provide the tools that enable anyone to credibly forge a potential piece of evidence, thereby discrediting its authenticity.

DropBear

Re: Saw this coming

So... what's the concept, exactly? Every camera everywhere publishing its public key via blockchain immediately as soon as it gets turned on for the first time or what...? Because if you need possession of the original piece of kit that physically took the footage each time you want to authenticate a video, it's not going to work. Also, how does it handle (legitimate, "on the record") ulterior editing operations, considering most footage would probably undergo multiple edits before it gets important enough to warrant getting authenticated...?

Register-Orbi-damned: Netgear account order irks infosec bods

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Devil

Dear Router Makers,

I know how hard it is to tell which part of your advertising budget is effective and which part is wasted. May I offer you a single anecdotal data point? As far as I'm concerned, the only effective part of your marketing is the ranking of your brand and model number on the OpenWrt webpage titled "supported hardware"...

DropBear

"If you really think you need to mange your network infrastructure from a cell phone over the internet"

Not necessarily. I don't know the exact circumstances of his specific piece of kit and its app, but generally speaking there seems to be a trend towards making routers configurable through a smartphone directly connected to their WiFi hotspot, which is indeed a bit less hassle than the traditional "unplug your PC, reconfigure it to 192.168..., plug it into the router and configure it, restore your original IP on your PC, etc...". That does not immediately imply said app is connecting to said router trough the internet or that the router even has any configuration interfaces open to the internet by default - it might, but it may well not. Of course, none of that requires one to register, so that part here might be linked with remote access - or it might just be marketing greed. Still, it's not really clear cut...

It's been 5 years already, let's gawp at Microsoft and Nokia's bloodbath

DropBear

Re: MS are the scapegoat?

That is true for basically _any_ forum on the internet run by a corporate entity (and most non-corporate ones as well): "say anything not nice about us, or dare even just discussing anything related to moderation and bang you're perma-banned". And absolutely all mods are dicks - it's an occupational hazard; don't ever try to talk sense with them no matter how undeniably right you might be and no matter how civil a tone you might use - the mere act of talking back to them, of contesting their decisions is intolerable and prompts swift and merciless reprisals. You're wrong by definition, they're right by definition, full stop. In the corporate view your only right on their boards is to do their job for them for free by supporting your fellow forum members with their questions that no official rep (there aren't any) will ever bother to chime in on - in my view they can all go to hell in a handbasket, mods up front.

DropBear

Re: "95% of the calls I get on my cell phone and landline are junk"

Seconded. Voice may not go anywhere in the immediate future but I see it used much less too - at least in a personal context; calling people left and right like there's no tomorrow for hours on end still seems to be a thing whenever business is involved, but a lot less when it isn't.

For most of the twentieth century, making a call was the only way to contact anyone unless you were willing to wait for a telegram / letter or had the chance to meet in person. As revolutionary as phones were at the time, SMS / e-mail / IM / social media ended up offering alternatives that greatly reduced the need to place a call anywhere a real-time two-way dialogue was not necessary - which, frankly, is most cases. Various notifications don't need an actual call - today you just get them in your mail. If you need to get hold of someone _right now_ then yeah, you're going to attempt to call them - but you're also going to disturb and distract them from whatever they may have been doing. Anything moderately urgent but only on a "some time today or tomorrow" scale is much better served by a typed message that doesn't have that disadvantage - you can always fall back to a call if time runs out without a reply*.

And don't you ever wonder how come that although video calls became technically possible over half a century ago - and everyone thought they were going to be the future - they never really became popular, most people preferring to shun them even today? It's not much of a riddle, frankly - it's pretty obvious that most of the time the convenience of being able to see the other party during such a call is far, far outweighed by the inconvenience of needing to be prepared to be seen by the other party. And calls have the same drawback compared to typed messages - you need to put on a socially acceptable mood and voice and you don't get to carefully compose and edit your messages should you find it difficult to choose the right words in a live conversation.

* this does not cover those who obsessively reply to any message they receive immediately, often flinging a few words back and forth at exhausting lengths, regardless of what potentially much more important functions they drop right around them to do so. I suspect their reasons not to just make a call instead** are pointed out in the next paragraph.

** I mean beyond the basic failure to realise they are NOT literally "on call" 24/7 and a number of "do not disturb" aka "fuck you I'm not going to pick up even if I forgot to set the damn thing on mute" situations very much do exist in the real world - sometimes I wonder what on earth can they possibly think the little red handset icon is for on their smartphones, if they believe every call absolutely HAS to be answered immediately, no matter what, no exceptions...

Vodafone hounds Czech customers for bills after they were brute-forced with Voda-issued PINs

DropBear
Trollface

Re: If you get a letter demanding payment...

"But what if the Czech bounces ?"

WILLIAM WONKA! What - did - you - do - this - time?!?

DropBear

Re: Vodaphone

Actually, I had been a prepaid Vodaphone customer for a whole decade before eventually their asshattery reached levels that convinced me to switch to a different provider - frankly, I can't remember the exact issues anymore but they certainly weren't trivial and were just betraying a general contempt for their customer. Not that I particularly expect others to be fundamentally different or any better, but at least they seem to be doing a reasonable job of hiding that so far...

Tesla's chief accounting officer drives off after just a month on the job

DropBear

Re: No way to behave

...or you could just grow up, learn to separate someone's achievements from their personality and realise that most people with a strong enough personality to see extraordinary things get done repeatedly tend to also not be particularly pleasant people for the exact same reason. Not that any of that would require you to like the man, and what car you buy and why is absolutely up to you, but a bit of perspective is badly needed.

DropBear

Re: Pace

I rather suspect he discovered his job would have required him to be a bit more, uh, creative with money than he would have felt comfortable being.

Pluto is more alive than Mars, huff physicists who are still not over dwarf planet's demotion

DropBear

Re: It's a big round ball wizzing round the sun innit?

No worries, in the reality I live in, Pluto _IS_ a planet. And I really don't care how many people insist to live in the other one where it's not.

Post-silly season blues leave me bereft of autonomous robot limbs

DropBear
Trollface

Eighties-ish workout music, you say?

Suggestion:

It's just a jump to the left

And then a step to the right

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tight

But it's the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

...corsets are optional.

Official: Google Chrome 69 kills off the World Wide Web (in URLs)

DropBear
Facepalm

Re: Just one dialog.

Considering how difficult it would be for them to cat-herd techie types to use search to go to a URL and that absolutely everyone else is doing exactly that already no exceptions I'm not sure what they stand to gain...

NASA 'sextortionist' allegedly tricked women into revealing their password reset answers, stole their nude selfies

DropBear
Trollface

...and also don't forget to a) keep all all your compromising pics online and of course b) taking lots of those in the first place...

Archive.org's Wayback Machine is legit legal evidence, US appeals court judges rule

DropBear
WTF?

Re: DNA and ffingerprints

I find this seriously disturbing. Not that I would actually expect the Wayback Machine to be dishonest or tampered with, but the point is I have no idea if it actually is or not and I'd expect anything regarded as evidence of anything else held to a higher standard.

Think of it the other way around: assume the WM never existed, but the state announces the creation of a new all-encompassing archival system to be used as evidence in courts - would you not immediately want to know what the safeguard mechanism in place are against abuse, who audits them and how often and with what degree of transparency...? Because I sure as fuck would. But hey - if it's the WM none of that's needed, you can just trust us, we're the good guys after all isn't it...

Roskosmos admits that Soyuz 'meteorite' hole had more earthly origins

DropBear

In the original source it's mentioned that "there was metal visible" behind the hole, which suggests that albeit this may well have been a pressure-critical wall separating pressure-tight and not pressure-tight parts, the distinction may not have been immediately clear to whoever drilled that hole. I'd even go further and assume that the "outer" part might have been kinda-sorta-nearly-almost pressure tight, considering I find it really hard to imagine a 2mm hole draining even a full ISS worth of volume of air at a rate "barely above normal leakage values" as quoted. None of which justifies the fabrication cock-up of course, if that's what this was, but it might explain why the perpetrator might not have had that "oh crap, I just punctured this spacecraft" moment at the time...

Huawei Mate 20 Lite: A business mobe aimed at millennials? Er, OK then

DropBear

Re: Headphone jack

Counter-anecdote: nobody will ever sell me a phone without a traditional headphone jack just so I can tote around Yet Another Battery I Need To Keep Charged. Nope. Oh, and I use my S2 since it came out - it accompanied me on every single ride I went on, it spent as many nights in a tent as I did, and yet in spite of never having had a protective case the display is still scratch free: it's simply called "not dropping it".

DropBear
WTF?

Re: castrated

There's something horribly wrong with using "TV productions" and "mobile phone for a camera" in the same sentence without also using "DO NOT". Everyone else with a drone just uses a GoPro or one of the eleventy billion equally tiny clones that may or may not be GoPro shaped at all.

Trainer regrets giving straight answer to staffer's odd question

DropBear

Re: Cheap tools

To each his own I guess - I'd rather have one of each tool I need more than once regardless of its potentially questionable quality* than have maybe five-six of great quality and no tool whatsoever for the rest of the work, seeing as how it's definitely either one or the other**. Especially considering that even most cheap-and-cheerful tools only break in a statistical fashion - some might fail fairly soon but most keep working forever just fine; their low price means I can actually afford to replace something that breaks as long as it only happens every now and then, instead of having to mortgage the house I don't even have for an all-top-shelf*** set of tools, even if I'd only have to buy them once.

* As always, exceptions exist - don't ever buy the cheapest set of metal or masonry drill bits unless you have exactly one hole**** to drill, for they will dull on the third. If you're drilling wood, just forget I said anything and feel free to go nuts.

** Funnily enough, desire to buy new tools regardless of price or quality seems severely affected negatively by an empty stomach. If you _can_ readily afford better tools it's a different story and you have a cost / benefit judgement to make.

*** Please note that in the absence of hard evidence to the contrary it's almost certain said top-shelf tools get made in the exact same Chinese factory in the same production run as the cheap-and-cheerful ones sans the shiny brand sticker that gets slapped on them. Yes, there are exceptions. But you definitely don't simply "get what you pay for". Caveat emptor - very caveat indeed.

**** On the other hand, if you have many hundreds of holes to drill you're clearly doing commercial / large scale stuff, where cheap-an-cheerful starts having notable drawbacks. There _is_ a useful niche for domestic DIY between the two.

DropBear

Re: I find it heartening...

"Finding a way to jump the queue..."

That may well be, but I'd like to point out that human existence throughout our entire history as a race all the way up to the present has never stopped being entirely about "how can I take possession of $scarce_resource instead of that other guy". Wealth, power, the chance to reproduce - it applies to everything. Those sufficiently skilled get to make a choice about screwing over others and enjoying the spoils or voluntarily taking the high road and doing without. The rest of us don't have that problem, we just get screwed full stop. Not participating is not an option. And there's never enough for everyone.

DropBear
Meh

Re: Giovanni sounds complicit

I'm pretty sure it's a "spectrum" thing, even on the mild end. I still do this kind of thing all the bloody time - faced with a question I automatically return the appropriate reply and only much, much later (if ever) realise that it probably was the completely inappropriate one considering all sorts of out-of-band signalling, social subtext and ulterior motive it never occurred to me to check for / notice at the time the question was asked. I got slightly better over time about catching some of it on the spot or shortly after, but I realise I'll never not be hopeless at it no matter what I do...

Microsoft gives Windows 10 a name, throws folks a bone

DropBear

Re: Huh?

"In sensible jurisdictions, software is not patentable. Copyrightable, yes, patentable, no."

Please consider that design patents, which the MS Office ribbon seems to be, are actually a thing and differ from what people typically think of when patents get mentioned.

Fast food, slow user – techie tears hair out over crashed drive-thru till

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Black Helicopters

Re: Do you want fries with that?

"...camera..."

Oooh, this gives me a splendid idea sure to disrupt support as we know it - universal telepresence quad-copter drones, available to dispatch within the same city to customer premises in minutes* on-demand, to be rented by and connected to as-needed by any interested support desk.

* stops flying as soon as it lands at target premises of course, to be picked up and pointed at whatever needs to be viewed.

DropBear
Trollface

Re: Sad times

"How do you tell the clan of a Scotsman?"

No idea, but I would presume rather carefully, depending on how many and how well-armed they are and what exactly you are planning to tell them about said Scotsman...

DropBear

Re: @ Douchus McBagg

You use BING?!?!?!

You jest (and I'm right with you there) but in all seriousness did you know their by-image search is actually _far_ superior to Google's...? It offers funky features like "select the part of the image you want to search for" instead of using the entire picture as target, while Google not only fails to find almost _any_ results on by-image search for me lately (it's a relatively recent development) but also flat out removed by-image searching completely from the regional page it absolutely insists on redirecting me to, regardless of where I come from - so the only way I can access it these days is typing in the direct URL of the main by-image search page...

BlackBerry, Sony, Honor and LG flash their new phones for all to see

DropBear

Re: Key2 LE : No gesture support, no sale

Unfortunately I'm beginning to suspect that at this rate of shits not being given by the industry, my entire remaining lifespan might not be long enough to actually see another proper (landscape) qwerty phone no matter how much I crave one...

Cryptojacking isn't a path to riches - payout is a lousy $5.80 a day

DropBear

Wait, what?

Bloody hell - you mean all I have to do is hijack five websites to never have to bother working for a living ever again...? I swear the next pompous idiot I hear going "crime doesn't pay" is in for a few rounds of fisticuffs...

Mozilla changes Firefox policy from ‘do not track’ to ‘will not track’

DropBear

Re: Will this be in ESR?

That's irrelevant. "The" ESR most people (including me) keep clinging to, version 52, stopped being the _current_ ESR, which is now version 60 presumably incorporating absolutely everything people were running from by sticking with an ESR. There will be no further updates to v52 - not that would make me move away from it.

DropBear
Unhappy

Re: Definitions, please

"so who's the 2nd party then? :D"

Google, by virtue of JQuery (or some G-fonts or somesuch) being included into 111% of all existing web content basically by definition...

Security bods: Android system broadcasts enable user tracking

DropBear

So if I don't use Failbook - which I don't - do I get to worry...?

‘Very fine people’ rename New York as ‘Jewtropolis’ on Snapchat, Zillow

DropBear

Re: Hate speech

"It occurred by means of an unlawful breach of a computer system"

I'm sorry the what now...? You do realize this occurred through the mapping equivalent of Wikipedia, freely editable in absolutely any of its details by absolutely anyone with a freely registered account...?

DropBear

Re: Trump bashing inaccurate here

"Yeah, but only a ginger can call a ginger a ginger."

Ah, thanks for reminding me it's about time to start re-watching all those Tim Minchin clips yet again (goodness gracious, was it really that long ago?!?)

HTC U12 Life: Notchless, reasonably priced and proper buttons? Oh joy

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Mushroom

Re: Honestly.. this is the problem with the Android phone market

"Mature" is definitely not the word I'd use. "Scared shitless to try anything at all" is more words, but much closer. The number of features lots of folks would love to have (often _back_) is legion, but noooooo, there's just this one single design being produced, everyone bending over backwards to emulate the most bland, featureless, average "2.5 children" design they think comes closest to ticking at least some of the boxes for the most people possible. It's utter bullshit, and the complete death of any choice - the most you get to decide today is whether or not you're willing to tolerate the notch. Screw that!