Frankly, I subjectively find even Google's "fluid dogs" more artistic than these "portraits" unless one defines artistic as "just hideously ugly"...
Posts by DropBear
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Amazon's neural net offer to border cops, Waymo charges fares, the first AI portrait sold at auction, and more
UK.gov to press ahead with online smut checks (but expects £10m in legals in year 1)
Microsoft points to a golden future where you can make Windows 10 your own
Re: Deinstall parts of W10?
@Waseem Alkurdi admittedly, my router stops anything incoming "at the gates", and I have a habit of not clicking of fishy stuff. I can't guarantee this to work for everybody, but it honestly did work for me all these years - and trust me, I visit a _shitload_ of websites of, uh, questionable integrity. Naturally, I cannot _guarantee_ I'm not infected, but considering the level of paranoia I'm comfortable admitting to, I find it seriously unlikely. That said, I really mean it - no Windows machine I ever installed ever saw any updates, and they're still fine - if nothing else, Clam AV / Malwarebytes / Avast / Bitdefender / Spybot S&D would have spotted _something_ by now; but none of them ever did.
Re: Deinstall parts of W10?
"I'm holding on to Win7 for now, but what's everyone else planning to do in Jan 2020? "
Nothing. Updates were of no concern to any windows computer I ever had so far, starting from DOS. Over two decades of absolutely zero problems caused by that, I think I can manage a little longer. Especially considering I'm in the process of moving over to Mint anyway - at least as soon as it remembers how to check for and notify about new mail that isn't Google's.
As for gaming - I'm not excluding that it might come to Win10 being unavoidable for that at some point. Being a stubborn but first and foremost practical person, if that ever happens I'll just install it onto what will never be more than an empty hardware shell as far as it is concerned. I'll encrypt all other partitions and Win10 will not get a key; it will never see a single email, document or picture of mine; and it will connect out through its own empty VLAN walled off from absolutely anything else I have on my LAN. But that's in the far future, maybe - the near one has no Win10 in any way shape or form in it for me.
Sorry friends, I'm afraid I just can't quite afford the Bitcoin to stop that vid from leaking everywhere
"Dear Firstname Lastname,
unfortunately I cannot possibly afford your otherwise entirely fair and reasonable ransom, so your deportation of my naughty files is a given. That said, could you find it in your heart to forward my email address to any contacts that might have clicked "like" upon witnessing mentioned materials? I feel a bit lonely these days, it would really mean the world to me..."
Microsoft promises a fix for Windows 10 zip file woes. In November
Re: In the good old days....
"We didn't need to search"
That would have been before a single application could routinely install anywhere between ten and a hundred thousand files (yes, really) - except we did need to search to find our shit even back then. And that's from someone* who still ignores that "my documents" exists and still keeps partitioning his drive based on specific categories of things to store, from all the way back when having a smaller sector size actually made a difference...
* I can neither confirm or deny baseless allegations regarding the existence of folders like "E:\Temp\tmp3\stuff\legacy\olddrive\unpack\test" on said disk and anyway you can't prove it!
What a crane in the ass: Bug leaves construction machinery vulnerable to evil command injection
Yes, Americans, you can break anti-piracy DRM if you want to repair some of your kit – US govt
Circuit boards are really not something that one repairs* for quite a few decades now. You take the whole part, encased or not, chuck it in the bin, and install the new one - the idea is you should be able to do that without the rest of the machine rejecting the "unauthorized transplant", not that you should absolutely be able to replace a single transistor....
* well I might try, nonetheless, and it's nice to be able to do that; but realistically, that's not how tech is repaired these days - a lot of it isn't repaired in any way at all, full stop.
Bitbucket wobbles but it won't fall. Oh, snap...
Should a robo-car run over a kid or a grandad? Healthy or ill person? Let's get millions of folks to decide for AI...
Grumbling about wobbly Windows 10? Microsoft can't hear you over the clanging cash register
Re: !!!!!
"I rather doubt that you can buy an adequate PC for £150 - unless it's a diskless one"
I just did that, and not for £150 but for £38. And guess what, not only does it have a half-Tera disk but it's a multi-core PC that happily runs windows 7 and the latest browsers playing Youtube in 1080p. Yes, it _is_ a refurb, but I did buy it retail and it did come with a 2-year warranty for any hardware faults; and while it's certainly not a "gaming rig" I would choose for myself it is an absolutely adequate "parent-puter" that can do just fine everything a business thin(ish) client would need to do. And no, it wasn't a sale - I could do it again any time.
Uncool: Google won't be setting up shop in disused Berlin electrical substation
Facing the prospect of a soaring rent I would be protesting too. Having to swallow that your life is always going to be infinitely better and richer than mine (just because under current rules of our society you allegedly do something to "earn" riches that whatever it is I do apparently doesn't "deserve") is just not enough, do you actively need to make mine much worse...? Fuck you, mate.
Oz opposition backs the 'regulatory hallucinogen' of anti-piracy laws
Memo to Microsoft: Windows 10 is broken, and the fixes can't wait
Erm... what did you say again, dear reader?
Re: Erm...
Nope. How about "if you often need to lay down a bit to rest while thinking, at least get used to not polluting the airwaves while you do. It's an exceedingly poorly veiled attempt to pretend that you're still talking and to prevent anyone else actually capable of thinking and talking at the same time to do so in your miserably pathetic stead)".
Facebook, Google sued for 'secretly' slurping people's whereabouts – while Feds lap it up
It's big, it's blue, and it'll be raining down on you – it's 3200 Phaethon
Cosmoboffins think grav waves hold the key to sorting out the disputed Hubble Constant
Roughly 30 years after its birth at UK's Acorn Computers, RISC OS 5 is going open source
Yale Security Fail: 'Unexpected load' caused systems to crash, whacked our Smart Living Home app
Re: Unexpected load? Really?
"So now, instead of keys, I carry a (hopefully working) 9V battery?"
Are you in the habit of not only not minding to change batteries in battery-operated gear (no more than maybe once or twice a year) but also of disregarding its warnings that it's going flat if you let it? If yes, then yeah absolutely, you more than deserve to have to carry a 9V battery around. For normal people, it's merely an extra safety feature that they never should come to need to use.
Re: Unexpected load? Really?
"Or at least a physical key to unlock the wonderous computer controlled lock?"
I can only speculate, but I have a suspicion that it's a market-imposed constraint; playing the devil's advocate, I assume slapping a convenience electronic control module on top of a conventional key-based lock may simply not be a convincing value proposition for the average punter who looks at it and goes "I want an e-lock to ditch my keys, not to need to keep them on top of one more nuisance to configure and manage!"
PS - You don't actually need your keys - I haven't looked at this particular lock but I do have a Yale smartlock on my desk, and it should be unlockable via its keypad (or RF fob); also, it does not depend on the mains as it's battery powered (also operable with an external 9V battery if you let the internal ones go flat).
Re: Let this be a lesson
@gerdesj I find your exquisite rigour and attention to detail immensely, uh... entertaining, considering that in my experience Home Assistant on its own regularly and gleefully breaks absolutely everything seven ways to hell simply by applying its latest version (at least as far as z-wave devices are involved - I have no idea what _you_ have and whether that fares better or actually worse, considering the fundamental issue is not technical but one of HA dev attitude).
Oz intel committee: Crypto-busting is only bad if you're a commie, and we're not by the way
Re: Hashes are not encryption
"the process of converting information into code to prevent unauthorised access"
There are rather huge differences though - "encryption" usually kinda implies that the information can be recovered, which is not the case with hashing which is simply a fingerprint of that hashed data. Nothing can be recovered from it, it can only be compared to other hashes (usually produced from what you suspect the password might be).
Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s
Re: One reason for removable batteries...
"When the craze for personalised (loud, obnoxious) ringtones was at its height, it was an unfortunately common occurrence for people at my then workplace to wander off to interminable meetings leaving their phone behind on their desk. "
What do you mean "was", and why are you stalking my life?!?
Ex-Huawei man claims Chinese giant is suing his startup to 'surpass' US tech dominance
Haunted disk-drive? This story will give you the chills...
Ghost in the machine
If you're looking for spooky computer-related stuff, there's no need to go any further than a certain fairly popular upload sharing site that uses an old-school text-based orange captcha box instead of the ubiquitous "you shall train our AI" Google ones: I swear almost all of the text it throws at you has a distinctly whimsical / spooky quality - it is very, very obviously _not_ random text, to the point where you fact-of-the-matter start expecting one of the texts to say either "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that", "take me to your leader" or just "doooooo eeeeeet!" any moment now. Laugh all you want, but I swear the choice of those 2-3 words it throws at you each time... is genuinely unsettling.
FYI: Drone maker DJI's 'Get it on Google Play' website button definitely does not get the app from Google Play...
Re: Walled Garden
Hear, hear! If you can't make your own judgements regarding what you trust and what you don't, if you're trying to defer responsibility* for what you install on your hardware, then you have no business operating it. You will NOT get more security** by using a centralized store, but you WILL get extra walls, arbitrary rules of what is "allowed" and what is not, loss of privacy by definition concerning what you have installed, having your choices screwed with by definition through the order in which your search results get ranked and sorted, being bombarded with shit about "you might want to also install / what others use" and much, much more. Woohoo, what's not to like...?!?
* That's not something you can do anyway; that responsibility is yours regardless of whether you accept it or not and whether you are capable of handling it or not - the consequences won't give a shit either way. It won't be Google who stays safe or get pwned: it will be _you_.
** So is stand-alone app "X" trustworthy _enough_ to install, yes or no? No...? Okay, you can get it from the app store too - did that suddenly make it trustworthy enough? See, of course it didn't. It's completely irrelevant how much "more" secure that allegedly makes it. If your judgement hinges on having "X" scanned by an app store, you absolutely deserve everything you gonna get.
Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally
Re: Alternatively - as a weapon ...
I'd very much like to know how you define "small", seeing as how the Sun in NOT a point source - but rather a sphere (disc) with a diameter of one and a half million kilometres, each square foot of which is still illuminating Earth unless you have some part of your "small" disc covering it. The shadow of an object smaller than the Sun, placed between it and the Earth is actually a cone tapering off into nothing behind said object because of that. And notably, the Earth isn't a point target either. To black out just one single parking lot on Earth you would need an object of at least that equal size between it and the Sun, in close Earth orbit. How would you propose blacking out anything larger, with a _single*_ object of realistic dimensions, disc or not?
* Yes, you might be able to send up lots of cargo launches of innumerably many small objects and try to disperse them into a huge cloud to cover a sizeable chunk of the Earth, but that is an entirely different thing and still definitely nowhere near "small"...
Someone's in hot water: Tea party super PAC group 'spilled 500,000+ voters' info' all over web
Nah...
In almost any practical democracy today the politicians are exactly as afraid of the voters and their choices as mobile carriers are terrified about you moving to one of the other ones due their abysmal customer service. Except of course all of them are exactly equally shitty and they know that you know that.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is worth 154 median minions
Re: With the pay-check this guy's making ...
"I absolutely have no idea why I'm studying medicine."
...when you could be studying IT instead and end up working for less than €10000. Yes, per year. Yes, within the EU. Yes, it's still considerably more than the hoi polloi's loot. Dreaming about what it would have been like being a proper human being like a lawyer* or a doctor instead.
* Okay, fine, semantics; they clearly aren't human by any other definition.
Chrome 70 flips switch on Progressive Web Apps in Windows 10 – with janky results
Bollocks, to the lot of you. Full-width is exactly how the internet used to look like back in the pre-2.0 good days when its biggest flaws to complain about were blink tags, animated gifs and page backgrounds resembling Outlook stationery. But you did give me an idea, so I tried looking at a few articles here isolating and widening the article text only - and it's simultaneously shocking and depression-inducing how massively better it looks that way, instead of the currently ubiquitous "fuck two thirds of your screen, mate!". Actually I might just have to add a few lines to my styling script to try showing the whole site permanently like that. Oh, and guess what - I could still read each and every line just fine. Turns out all you need is knowing how to read. Astonishing really...
Pixel 3 XL reveals innards festooned with glue and... Samsung?
Re: "replete with a hidden ribbon cable"
Still a piss-poor choice of words. Synonym or not, I have never seen "replete" used instead of "complete".
Given that one of the roots of replete is the Latin verb plēre, meaning "to fill," it isn't surprising that the word has synonyms such as "full" and "complete." "Replete," "full," and "complete" all indicate that something contains all that is wanted or needed or possible, but there are also subtle differences between the words. "Full" implies the presence or inclusion of everything that can be held, contained, or attained ("a full schedule"), while "complete" applies when all that is needed is present ("a complete picture of the situation"). "Replete" is the synonym of choice when fullness is accompanied by a sense of satiety."
Re: Recycling
"I remember reading about car manufacturers experimenting with plastics that deformed when heated so that it was easy to separate them from metal components for recycling."
An obvious dead-end; what we really need are clearly a myriad of 5G/WiFi-connected Smart Bolts, each running a tiny (but non-updatable) full-scale Linux stack inside, that can be commanded to let go by anyone in possession of the correct engineering keys and credentials who bothers to ping them. Just think of what that could do to IPv6 uptake rates...!
Arm PSA IoT API? BRB... Toolbox of tech to secure net-connected kit opens up some more
Sure, Europe. Here's our Android suite without Search, Chrome apps. Now pay the Google tax
Re: TANSTAAFL
Wow, this got some attention... Thanks to everyone who replied! Let me try to address some of it...
@Come to the Dark Side "Not sure I follow what you mean by "non-web-access email"
Email that can be accessed not only trough a web interface, but also from a desktop client via POP3/IMAP. Last time I checked, this was a very serious problem with free hosts in the sense of "haha, nope" which is somewhat understandable seeing as how they can't even fling ads at me if I'm not using their web interface. Admittedly, that check was some time ago.
@_LC_ "Is this a joke? Employ your search engine of choice and enter “best free e-mail providers”
Rest assured, certainly not a joke. See reply above. I did, and quite literally the only free ones I found were Google, Yahoo and GMX. Concerning the latter, see also below.
@Jamie Jones "Is your issue with the service, or the apps?"
Strictly speaking: neither, or both - While Gmail is perfectly usable as-is, I'm not appreciating all the snoop going on; but if I leave Google, obviously both the app AND the service would need to go.
@DavCrav "I downloaded WeMail for that. Works like GMail, accesses your GMail inbox [...]"
Thanks for the suggestion, that app might come in handy yet...
@Dan 55 "You need a webmail provider that offers IMAP IDLE and an Android client. If you can't find the info any other way you can test if it's got IMAP IDLE by telnetting to the IMAP server and port. If you want a quick answer try GMX.com with K9 Mail on Android."
Ok, IMAP IDLE might work, further studies needed. As for GMX, they can die in a fire, hopefully. I did have an account with them which they simply booted me out of without explanation citing only unidentified ToS crimes. Which is bullshit, considering that I really, really, REALLY wasn't doing much anything at all with the account and absolutely definitely nothing that would have been against their ToS . Nevertheless, after an appeal the only answer I got was that their decision stands, for mysterious reasons that continue to be none of my business, apparently. So pardon me if I hope to see them firebombed some glorious day, because they definitely deserve it.
@David Nash "Just get a domain and a simple mail service from one of many providers (I use 1&1)"
See above - last checked, there was NO such thing as POP/IMAP accessible free mail outside those Big Three. I am not sure how to find any non-free but reasonable ones that would be worth moving to from Gmail (after all I really don't want all the exact same downsides and some more with none of the upsides) ,but thanks for the tip-off, I'll look into 1&1.
@ Claptrap314 "I find it weird that no one attacked your premises that 1) an email client with your desired features should be available for free and 2) you should be notified about personal emails instantly while at work."
1) You may have overlooked the "or low-cost" part in the original post; at least concerning the service - I do have a free email client on desktop (Thunderbird) thank you very much and my phone does have a built-in generic email client - all I would be interested in is some mechanism that would notify me near-instantly when I get new mail, like Gmail Push does. Which brings us to:
2) You may be forgiven for not realising that very much unlike some people's Facebook stream, my email gets 5-6 mails total on a good day, essentially none of which are personal in nature (but rather formulaic notifications from standard sources such as merchants, Kickstarter, Patreon etc.), which I spend roughly thirty seconds on to parse, each. And my employer can fuck the fucking fuck off and die if he doesn't like that - hell will shatter to a zillion tiny bits due to frost shrinkage stress before you'll manage to guilt trip me for spending that kind of amount of "my employer's time" on that. No offence, natch.
"I'm not ready to cede either of these points."
That's OK. Me neither.
Most of all of that I would be fine without actually, the sticking point for me is email (including the "instant" push notification of having received one - my "email-checker" currently is the "ping" of my phone...). Deride all you want, I _do_ need an email address and the only free ones left I could find offering NON-web based access (ie. for Thunderbird) were Google and Yahoo. No, I'm not going to use my ISP-provided address (if they even actually provide one - no idea. Just _nope_.) No, I'm not going to install an email server at home considering I don't even have a fixed IP and wouldn't begin to have the foggiest idea about how to set up and secure one properly (not to mention spam filtering sucks by definition when you can't compare to what everybody else receives en-masse). No, I'm absolutely definitely categorically not going to start renting a cloud server so I can (fail to) do the same on someone else's hardware.
So the question remains open - are there actually any third-party (either free or low-cost) non-web-access email providers sufficiently trustworthy to make switching from Google mail worthwhile - preferably EU-based and with some sort of quick-notification mechanism on Android...? Because I'm willing to endure a lot to appease my tin foil hat, but past a certain point practical need trumps all, no discussion, full stop.
Google Cloud chief joins Saudi shindig exodus over journalist's worrying disappearance
Alexa heard what you did last summer – and she knows what that was, too: AI recognizes activities from sound
Re: oh.. They'll know
And pay no attention to the faint "tk... tk... tk..." coming continually from the box - it's just pinging the room, trying to echo-locate anyone moving inside. Which is essential information. To Us. For your own protection. From yourself. Oh and don't you worry, the protection of you personal information is "incredibly important" to us...
Finally. The palm-sized Palm phone is back. And it will, er, save you from your real smartphone
Re: WTAF?
I don't get the use case either. Apparently it does ALL of the exact same things as your main phone, except... on a smaller screen? And using the same phone number...? But what can I do with it that I can't with the main one?
If I wanted a second phone, I could just get a small new one for $30 or so or just re-commission an older one I still have and charge (now only for alarm clock purposes, but it's working perfectly fine nonetheless...). And bollocks to the "less distractions" angle - it looks like it has all the exact same sources of distraction, and besides there's nothing preventing one to set up one's main phone to distract less. WTF?