Posts by WibbleMe

Basically, Google is pushing their APM (Accelerated Mobile Pages Project) web page format that handles THEIR adverts nicely on mobiles.

So if staff members of The Register are reading this take note!

Here's an idea, hire a Linux IT guy and fork an OpenSource Spreadsheet to a new App and get everything working exactly how it should be for Gean Data recording. Wam a new industrial standard software.

I feel so sorry for them, next they may be told to pay tax on the freelance work they do in the UK

This is a consistent thing with google, it does not market its product features enough to the none IT population, as a result, most don't use what Google as created. So really the only have themselves to blame.

Why not simply use Google Docs for work that won't cost a penny

Well recently driving around Bournemouth, the number of OAP's that cant drive round there is astonishing, I say lets go with a AI that needs updates it will still be better driving than what I saw.

I bet if they look at the server logs it will be something simple like no DKIM or HELO missing from the senders emails that is required by the server email daemon.

If it is personal do not put it on the internet! Simple.

Seriously what kind of idiot actually puts their real date of birth on the internet with the full name and address.

Make all patents "Open" saving the only people to benefit from paterns ​are shareholders, consumers pay a lot just towards covering the cost of paterns ​in consumer goods. If companies can use any tec they like in their products then this will allow a huge saving in non-replaceable materials and energy costs.

So with little or no competition in the market its ok to have a website that's down occasionally providing that you can outsource what should be high paying jobs in the UK out to countries like India to make savings.

I would invoice them

So I'm investing into robots Pirates yarrr

How exactly will Google do that? Put a message up that says "Please go and use these other search engine's, {list} they may be Sxxx but bureaucrats in Brussels say you have to use them instead of us"

Time for an overseas employee tax

The thing about load balancers is that they do not cost anything until you need them. In a previous post there was a quote of 500K users, that's not that manny visitors to put into context this post will probably get 200K views in the first hour

Well if Cookies are invoiced it will only be a matter of time before the EU bureaucrats make everyone display a message stating that there is a cookie in the DNS for this

Burton-On-Trent have a beer pipe line in the 1900 strait to its local pubs

Would it be more sensible to ban the sale of any more IPv4's and simply distribute IPv6's?

Ceramic tiles anyone?

1B in nothing if you look at what other western countries throw at R&D we should be outraged at such a small ammount

I am a coder, its the quality of the code not the length, if its there then it has purpose

A drug addict is a drug addict stop trying to convince your selves that your chemical dependency is not.. Ask yourself; can you stop at any time?

Whats more annoying this that Google promise fast broardband if I put an cable down the loo some years ago... Im still waiting for a connection lol

I did a AWS WorkMail Exchange Inbox install the other week on a Android Sony Xperia install was with out any hitches.

This would be a terrible blow. I know many real world business that use thunderbird as an alternative to outlook.

Like $20B profits a big balloon that crashes hu

So how did a whole family become covered in spaghetti?... I'm going to need a bigger insurance form to explain this!

Once upon a time there was this car manufacture that had its own show rooms and did really well then one day a penny pinching accountant thought it would be a great idea slowly remove staff from its show rooms to save money one by one a just leave customers to browse cars and buy there products all by them selves.

It went bust.

Google web developers are your sales reps. You look after them any they look after you, if you alienate them they will stop recommending you to your customers.

Stop cutting our tools like Keywords

Start paying taxes in the correct country

Use local staff in local call centres so people can actually understand what they are saying, (its the same with banks no one want to bank with them if they have to call an Indian call centre).

And people may start to like you.

At least they do not blackhole emails from small companies not using there server unlike some Mic... email hosting suppliers

So my £250 budget PC Desktop with Ubuntu Desktop OS is stable as hell but a yank cant do it for $1B

Also has anyone though of using something like a DKIM as a fingerprint in the DNS to backup SSL?

Linux is like "cancer" well its a bit like the Deadpool story become cancer to be stronger

What exactly accounts as a Cyber attack you website being hijacked or some one in Rusher trying to login to your account?

If you sell a niche and or manufacture some thing then people will buy it if you store sell the same stuff as the one next to you and the one after than then expect to go out of business people will buy this kind of stuff direct look at farm shops for example they are doing better than ever because they have something people want

You would think outer planets might go missing might be a clue

Worse than being sucked into a black hole is colliding with the sun in the process

Satalight service?

Also anyone though of setting up a web cam to catch the pesky line cutters?

I have a real heartblead for those people

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Interesting that the home counties get preference yet even Birmingham the second largest city only gets averaged speed.

Yet shafted if your first language is a Celtic variant rather than English

How about we take tax VAT and Corp from the buys bank account as part of the BACS transfer and not leave it to the companies to pay it.

So how much would they pay a seasoned web developer?

A week personality. Anyone with balls between their legs would have said to their boss unless they stay their not either.

Its also ok to loose a client if your not paid different if they go.