Posts by WibbleMe

Yorkshire Pussing Pizza?

I remember a news article about the Italian Ambasidor receiving a pizza with a poached egg on top, let's say Italy has Volcanoes. So is the AI American or European?

What would it choose for a base, deep/thin crust, stuffed crust or even Yorkshire Pussing Pizza?

Dancing Chicken

25 years ago a had to submit an IT project (as a website) to two different lectures for marking, the one of the Computer Science School insisted that text uses the "blink" function or I would fail and the one from "Digital Art and Design" department instead that I would fail if I used "Blink".

But since we keep seeing articles about PC's being vulnerable malicious code in in.PGN and.JPG then we can assume all our emails will have Bitcoin mining mail ware on them from now on in the form of a dancing chicken.

Jopen ... or something easy to pronounce

I bet it will still get wheel clamped!

Military .git anyone?

Real people want humanity enhancing devices, not crap Tec that's sold in the local pound shop

I would suggest that the crypto key is issued by the government that is the "country of origin" where the data is sent from or stored ie. website/email from example.com would use a SSL key/cert issue by uk.gov allowing data for the .co.uk website to be decrypted by those officials that need to access the data legally. Of course, this would be have be compulsory stopping cert providers issuing certs to data providers in another country.

Every time someone in my team tells me they have done a job I say to them from 20-years experience in the industry, check check and check again.

Had to re-install my Realtek audio drivers after the update today. Only did a clean build last week.

To be fair it was not a bad idea, trouble is the will know the difference between a plump pigeon and drone

Why not simply make a typescript compiler for Q# rather than asking the brains of over stretched developers to learn yet another code in their spare time.

When you buy a .co.uk domain name your have to give a valid phone number, we are inundated from domain brokers 3-4 times a day despite being one ourselves. Frustrating the fact that we cannot hide personal information. Thank you Nominet.

You seriously had just one wallet.

Well could't you do things like a proper bank and keep peoples money stored in the form of gold bullion... of wait. lol

If you do not get a pay rise to mach inflation then you are getting a pay cut!

Its not the programs its the Elitist attitudes of the people that work there.

So I'm not upgrading until 2019... oh hello AMD

I bet they still wont stand up to UK roads

How to change your black ops servers IP address to Google.com or ibm.com "nano /etc/hosts" and apply new IP

For once I am supporting the big buy Google, having written scripts for and used the smaller comparison sites for clients it seems that are woefully over priced compared to google, perhaps this could be their problem more than they realise.

Content is king if your store has crap, it is crap.

600 WP websites... Automatic Update plugin does it all for me. Im in bed.

The EU cookie law also called the "this is what happens when you have an unelected MORON making up laws"

The whole point of AI is that the AI makes the framework, the coding and then your job.

Here's a tip Microsoft... stop changing your apps layout (such as office) it pisses the end user off instead spend money on "Skin" to make them look awesome, clearly something lacking with the shitty metro theme, I was making blocks when I was 3.

I have a VW Golf and its clear if the car in front is using ecigs then my car filter does not get purge them from the incoming air giving me 100% passive smoking.

Every night was poker night.. all 20 of us for a major computer manufacture lol

Nukes create tachyons that travel backwards in time creating a ripple waring us of the appending apocalypses.

GOIP?

As a suggestion, it has many ah but yes... however GOIP blocking for the whole server might be a good start so at least general traffic from "that country" will be given the finger

Some one worried about Democracy?

350K into 150mil goes £0.002 per call way cheaper than adwords.

We need a minimum fine act such as £1 per phone call.

No this has happened before with other eshops, a transaction is contractual and legally they have to honour the sale price

Bwahahah.... NO!

I am going to start a holiday agency offering Facebook free vacations

Why mention AWS so much, the service could be hosted by a cat or AWS. Its up to the company to close all doors for their apps.

Dried fruit in the supermarket anyone?

At least they are not trying to pattern a corner like Amazon

Private sector pay at £80k or Government pay at £25K hummm

Looks like its Angular 2 (4) with an MIT License then, thanks Google :-)

Google Domains

Amazon Rout 52

Yes the Civil Liberties of a thug that says I did not spit in the face of a police officer to the Judge, would a body camera prove this, on the same site a camera can raise the standard of policing.

There is a certain kind of person that studies Civil Liberties, the same kid of people that want to give paedophiles protection and radicalists rights to stay in the UK

Im considering doing an e-petition making it a requirement for capatch to be used on all UK chat services to stop fake bots. This concept of AI must be really hurting the industry with people frighted to talk in case its just silicon.

Yes but will it play DOOM?

What would our CEO's do all day?

Clearly someone is on laughing gass

Convenient... humm

But hang on your still going to sell the same shit on a .com as a .amazon real world people don't care

Al the bars have one band playing exactly the same tune over and over again