* Posts by southen bastard

121 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Feb 2013

Bosch and Daimler jump in together on driverless vehicle tech

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With so few auto bingles hospital will have to lay off staff cuss accidents at home are not covered by auto insurance

Infinidat techie: Let me tell you a thing or two about ruler-format SSDs

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(And just for S&G, unplug that drive for 18 months and see whats there afterward)

is flash not so good for long term cold storage?

Why?

have several ssd's of data that have not been fired up for more than 12 months, are they f@#fed?

Harry Potter to get the Pokémon GO treatment

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Re: Lovely.

You didn't read the books obviously.

At 56 I really enjoyed them.

Boffins: We can identify you by your typing, and we're gonna sell the tech to biz, govt – yay!

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Re: A few comments...

new version of crome comes with free key board app and auto installs,

compulsory security update!

there 80% of the internet is on board in a few minutes.

Trendy new keyboard app, has flowers and full emollient support, especially ported for apple and free form app"le" store.

that's 99% of the world, the rest don't matter "yet"

Mythbuster seeks cash for roller skates to wear in virtual reality

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explosions

don't all things mythbusters go bang in a really big way???

US judge orders Sci-Hub be excised from the internet

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Re: court says Google can safely ignore Canadian search ban

Yes

Apple fights off iTunes patent spat appeal

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flat rectangle with rounded corners, now that's not abstract

Rich professionals could be replaced by AI, shrieks Gartner

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my nokia 510 is smarter than most politicians or frack'n beaurarates,

PACK YOUR BAGS! Boffins spot Earth-size planet most likeliest yet to harbor alien life

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Re: Even if we could get there, somehow

the red dwarf was a mining ship, and i like your analysis , so please accept a free ticket on a ship leaving soon

Australia scraps temporary visas for skilled workers

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Re: Supposedly, Donald Trump is going to...

NEWS FLASH

Australia is not a state of marica!

tho is totally owned

Boffins break Samsung Galaxies with one SMS carrying WAP crap

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Happy

stupid

can we get this patch and install manualy?

if so where?

Amazon's new drones powered by Jeremy Clarkson's sarcasm

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I'm Going hunting

The air is full of drones,

there's all these old farts dressed in traditional english hunting gear shooting at the drones,

a dogs brings back a pair of size 4 soccer boots and the hunter throws them back , " dam wrong size"

Samsung Gear VR is good. So good 2016 could be year virtual reality finally makes it

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Re: I may be being cynical but................

that was my very first thought and my second and a few after that, I'm off to up grade my machine!!!

Don't flip your lid: The Internet of Helmets has arrived

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I work in the hottest of environments, North Queensland and the NT, and often out in the sun 40-55c

This is another case of some bas@#$d sitting in an air conditined office cost cutting,

letting the company get you off site so you don't cost them money.

A better solution would be to redesign the helmet with better air flow , may be a fan.

Lighter and cooler is better and keep people working

US military readies drone submarine hunter

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Charge up the lasers on the sharks

Tiny Robot Smartphone: Invasion Earth 2016 – prepare to be facially recognised humans

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I want one!!!!

how much and when can i expect delivery?

Videogame publishers to fans: Oi, stop resurrecting our dead titles online

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thanks for the heads up on GOG looks great and have just joined

Saudis go ape, detain Swedish monkeys at border

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Well, that is where a lot of that energy is going - desalination.

The oil will run out, but so will the water from the natural aquifers. And when the oil runs out, those desalination plants will grind to a halt. It's not like they are transitioning to solar power for them to work. How much would that cost? To design? Build? Run?

cost?

well Solar de sal is more cost intensive than other forms, for the first 5-6 years then its almost freeeeee after that

To design?

already been designed,

Build?

can get turn key units from Canada and other places

Run?

Can get the monkeys to run them , its prity simple , tho for an arab i dont know.

Steely wonder? It's blind to 4G and needs armour: Samsung Galaxy S6

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Re: Reception a wider Sammy problem?

we all know that it's all down to the way you are holding it/

UCLA trumpets supercapacitor for wearables or implants

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Re: Re. capacitors

Replicators have been known to cause problems, but that's no reason not to invent them

UN inflicts 10,000 flat pack IKEA shelters on Iraq - WITHOUT TOOLS

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step one

next the flat pac loo and fresh water plant, then they would never go home

Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

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Re: Smart, huh?

the future of nuke power is thorium not US bomb fuel

dont you read this gutter rag?

anyway Australia has plenty of yellow cake and we sell it cheap (like everything else)

PIRATES and THIEVES to get Windows 10 as BOOTY

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will office 2007 and adobie cs6 run in 10 or will we all have to pay for everything as a service?

sorry if i appear stupid but i like those programs and dont want to change.

Tony Abbott says food importers deserve help denied to telcos

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I've written before that Australia's technology industries are routinely humiliated by government.

All Australian's are routinely humiliated by government.

there fixed that for you

Apple drives itself round bend: Pities the fool who inks deal with carmakers – source

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IMaps only cover walled garden

With Apples walled garden their would be limitations on were you could go,

amagin jail braking your icar, you could install google maps and discover places out side the usa,

lots of people crashing into the wall trying to escape, incompatable hardware could be any road not certified with an apple ID.

with cars talking to each other being the up and coming thing , apple would do it differently from everybody else , effectivitly isolating these icars making the invisible ( untill they hit you)

Google boffins PROVE security warnings don't ... LOOK! A funny cat!

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the answer is to use cat photos

the answer is to use cat photos, Scary pussy when you should not go there( maybe with a dog in it)

happy pussy when all is good , timmid pussy when you need to be carefull,

Google has lots of photos of cats it could use without incuring copy right(ha ha)

could even have constantly changing photos so you were never sure what was going on( so M$ users feel at home)

good for ages 3 - IT manager

Elon Musk snowed under with Googley dollars for Space Internet

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Happy

Added advantage

All these bloody saterlites will help shade the earth , all sola powered.

help protect us from invasion from space , amagine comming into a system that already has a traffic jam in space.

and a big sola flare will be pritty as bellions of dollars make a sky show,

Google 'in talks' to buy THAT group, y'know, the one formerly known as ISIS

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"no interest in sharing a name with a group whose name has become synonymous with violence."

"no interest in sharing a name with a group whose name has become synonymous with violence."

but they are a billing companey, isnt that the same as extortion?

Nvidia flops out teraflop X1 for self-aware cars

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Re: Wing mirrors

Good for toyota drivers . not so good for volvo drivers

Gigabit-over-TV-cable spec DOCSIS 3.1 passes interop test

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Terminator

Re: yes but...

the baby boomers helped build the cuntry you live in fuck wit!!!

and now thanks to our lazy kids have to work till the day we die.

Stop bitch'in and drink your yellow koolaid/

Blu-ray region locks popped by hardware hacker

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Re: Region Locks

What a load of shit.

region locks are so the bastards can charge more, as much as the market will bear, which is different where ever.

how ever pirated copies have no such problems , so ANOTHER way to encourage the pirates

US Navy's LASER CANNON WARSHIP: USS Ponce sent to Gulf

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Happy

I liked the sound track

Toyota to launch hydrogen (ie, NATURAL GAS) powered fuel cell hybrid

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electrolyse sea water ??? that's going to produce a lot of chlorine, toxic and bad for lining things

REVEALED: Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' - iShop staff

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WTF is YMMV

Oz gov lets slip: telco metadata might be available to civil courts

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Alert

work till you die

Perhaps theirs a good side to this?

downloading a copy of some crap movie, you get locked up for 10 years,

if you are over 50 you are probably unemployed or soon will be,

jail cells are dry , air-conditioned, 3 meals a day, living on the dole dose not guarantee this.

Turnbull: Coding skills 'will be almost as important as literacy and numeracy'

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Dic? heads

Young kids learn anything that interests them. i know 6_7 years olds that speak 5 languages as well as i speak English , learned because they wanted to. who wants to learn times tables. coding is the same those that want to will and those that don't steal.

Can do better: Tech industry report on Australia's tech curriculum

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WTF

What is the government good for?

We don't make any thing anymore . We sell only raw materials car industry gone. And now no relavent education . That's it I'm afraid

Jony Ive: Apple iWatch will SCREW UP Switzerland's economy

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Re: Switzerland still has plenty of other industries...

did that once, the partner and kids thing, i can tell you, bling and hookers is so much more furfulling, we are only here for a good time not a long time so why piss around with a ball and chain with screeming brats.

Twitter: La la la, we haven't heard of NUDE JLaw, Upton SELFIES

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you are beautyfull

You are beautyfull and i for one are looking forward to seeing more of you!

NBN predicts a million premises next year

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No matter how much it costs now, it will cost far, orders of magantude more to do it in the future.

Face-recog tech spots US fugitive wanted for 14 years ... from a photo

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1+1+4=busted

that joke up put on tweeter about blowing up somebody + an amail refferance to how good looking some frends childeran are + 4 words in a phone conversation about the govenment being corrupt = fbi arrest warrent valad nealy every were in the world.

Thank you IT comunity thank you very bloody much for making this possible

Oz telco results season! Telstra booms, Optus slides

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customer service not required

goes to show that you dont have to be nice to your customers, big or small, to become a monoplie.

We have a new moto for telstra, well knowen to any one who deals with their service dapt "TELSTRA LIES" , its allways a fault at your end, even when you can see the optic fiber hanging out of the back hoe bucket from the window.

We hate them but if you want even shitty coverage you have to have them.

Comon optus put up some more towers so we can defect from the evil.................

Service disconected

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Re: Nobody can be surprised

Totaly agree

Climate: 'An excuse for tax hikes', scientists 'don't know what they're talking about'

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Re: when

What ever the reason, govenment doing the right thing is good, incouraging the sheeple to do good things, being good to the enviroment is good, for what ever reason

ITC: Seagate and LSI can infringe Realtek patents because Realtek isn't in the US

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Flame

Most yanks think that the world ends at the border, and aparently so do there patintes, bring it on karma is a bitch, this is realy going to back fire on the usa, about time.

Samsung supplier halts assembly line amid child-labor probe

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Well said gents, i too now think china watch is a bunch of wan%ers,

Phab-u-less: Huge MONSTER iPhone 6 not due until 2015 – claim

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Flame

still smaller than my dick so as not to cause confusion

At 5.5 its still smaller than an average guys dick, so "im not happy to see you im a fanboy"

'Apple is terrified of women’s bodies and women’s pleasure' – fresh tech sex storm

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Re: @tkioz

The answer is easy ban apple!!

Watch: DARPA shows off first successful test of STEERABLE bullet

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Re: My hopes are dashed

Conscience, whats that? Blood should flow in rivers, bodies piled high like mountians, the crows feed and grow fat on the result of one mans brillance, a warm place in hell, bring it on i hate the cold!

Infected Chinese inventory scanners ships off logistics intel

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Simple security, recieve product, turn box over, check manufacturing coutry, china? Bin.

Easy