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86 posts • joined 18 Feb 2013

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Google swallows up DeepMind Health and abolishes 'independent board'

southen bastard

there is a good side

at least all the advertising for life insurance ans medical insurance has stopped, since they got w my medical records i'm guessing

Now Europe wants a four-million-quid AI-powered lie detector at border checkpoints

southen bastard

Re: the potential risk posed by the traveler will be recalculated

I regret to inform you that this great product is no longer available.

the reviews are very positive, and there seems to be a lot of happy customers,

i will be building a new improved model stay posted

Memo to Mark Sedwill: Here's how to reboot government IT

southen bastard
Facepalm

IBM?

Unlike many pundits, the professor has industry experience, as an IBM-er, ranging from programming assembler to systems analysis.

How many IBM projects for govt have actually worked ? come in at less than 10 times the original budget ? not had to be reworked at considerable cost? not been thrown out as totally unworkable?

Watch closely as NASA deploys the world's biggest parachute at supersonic speeds

southen bastard

Re: I like the PPE the technician is wearing

Try wearing your PPE in many places,

I work in a place called Groute Ilund,

Day time temps exceed 38. c 85-95 percent humidity

night time gets down to a cool 32. c humidity stays about same,

and there's hotter places over west.

come to Oz and fry your nuts in your pants!

Super Cali goes ballistic, net neutrality hopeless? Even Ajit Pai's gloating is something quite atrocious

southen bastard

up vote for the reference to serenity, going to watch that series again right now,

dark matter is pretty good watching it for the third time

Microsoft yanks the document-destroying Windows 10 October 2018 Update

southen bastard
Joke

Re: find out what the recovery process is going to be

Where's the fuckit key, I CANT FIND THE FUCKIT KEY!!

Microsoft knowledge base says it's beside the anykey, WHERE"S THE FUCKING ANYKEY!!

TO LATE its installing.

$200bn? Make that $467bn: Trump threatens to balloon proposed bonus China tech tariffs

southen bastard

Re: "socialism ultimately fails because it runs out of "other people's money"

There's a third way, of course, but it anyway requires powerful, rich people to be less greedy, and understand some wealth has to be shared to create a functioning society.

YEH!! good luck with that.

Aussie bloke wins right to sue Google over 'underworld' images

southen bastard

Re: Hold on

He's an aboriginal the Australian public pay for everything all the time

southen bastard

Re: But

It's true Australian law has nothing to do with truth or justus. It was written by criminals and fraudsters then omendedd to suit Aussie conditions

And yes he was, to old and fat now

nbn™ isn’t fixing HFC, it’s ‘optimising’ it

southen bastard

Every time Malcolm tells a lie a unicorn dies, put unicorns on the unfinished spieces list.

The last one died before he even got into politics

High-Optane thrills for 3D XPoint wanna-haves: Intel fattens gaming SSDs

southen bastard

Got one

I have the earlier model in a gaming chassis and even with a considerable amount of windows and Microsoft bloat ware boot from cold till clickable icons is timed at 6.5 seconds A little longer when the m2 memory cace also optane fails to start which is more often than not.

In game proformance is great with respawn in 1-2 seconds

Microsoft product are instatainious and windows lag is unknoticable after 8months.

Pcie is great m2 not os

German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth

southen bastard

Badewelt

I want to know how did they know?

where are the cam's located and where i PAY for the vids?

blackmail is big in eu-grope and the UK?

Facebook offers to crack open data for eggheads to find out how badly it's screwed democracy

southen bastard

Make delete account work permanently

Closed and deleted my acc with FB months ago, went to a friends fb page recently and my page automatically reactivated? i then went through the close and delete acc again

how is this possible?

Fb told me my acc was gone and they were sorry to see me go( me not so much)

other friends are asking why im not accepting friend requests?

would fb lie to me?

Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot

southen bastard

Re: Of all places

you have no idea so shut the fu@@ up

Bosch and Daimler jump in together on driverless vehicle tech

southen bastard

With so few auto bingles hospital will have to lay off staff cuss accidents at home are not covered by auto insurance

Infinidat techie: Let me tell you a thing or two about ruler-format SSDs

southen bastard

(And just for S&G, unplug that drive for 18 months and see whats there afterward)

is flash not so good for long term cold storage?

Why?

have several ssd's of data that have not been fired up for more than 12 months, are they f@#fed?

Harry Potter to get the Pokémon GO treatment

southen bastard

Re: Lovely.

You didn't read the books obviously.

At 56 I really enjoyed them.

Boffins: We can identify you by your typing, and we're gonna sell the tech to biz, govt – yay!

southen bastard

Re: A few comments...

new version of crome comes with free key board app and auto installs,

compulsory security update!

there 80% of the internet is on board in a few minutes.

Trendy new keyboard app, has flowers and full emollient support, especially ported for apple and free form app"le" store.

that's 99% of the world, the rest don't matter "yet"

Mythbuster seeks cash for roller skates to wear in virtual reality

southen bastard

explosions

don't all things mythbusters go bang in a really big way???

US judge orders Sci-Hub be excised from the internet

southen bastard

Re: court says Google can safely ignore Canadian search ban

Yes

Apple fights off iTunes patent spat appeal

southen bastard

flat rectangle with rounded corners, now that's not abstract

Rich professionals could be replaced by AI, shrieks Gartner

southen bastard

my nokia 510 is smarter than most politicians or frack'n beaurarates,

PACK YOUR BAGS! Boffins spot Earth-size planet most likeliest yet to harbor alien life

southen bastard

Re: Even if we could get there, somehow

the red dwarf was a mining ship, and i like your analysis , so please accept a free ticket on a ship leaving soon

Australia scraps temporary visas for skilled workers

southen bastard

Re: Supposedly, Donald Trump is going to...

NEWS FLASH

Australia is not a state of marica!

tho is totally owned

Boffins break Samsung Galaxies with one SMS carrying WAP crap

southen bastard
Happy

stupid

can we get this patch and install manualy?

if so where?

Amazon's new drones powered by Jeremy Clarkson's sarcasm

southen bastard

I'm Going hunting

The air is full of drones,

there's all these old farts dressed in traditional english hunting gear shooting at the drones,

a dogs brings back a pair of size 4 soccer boots and the hunter throws them back , " dam wrong size"

Samsung Gear VR is good. So good 2016 could be year virtual reality finally makes it

southen bastard

Re: I may be being cynical but................

that was my very first thought and my second and a few after that, I'm off to up grade my machine!!!

Don't flip your lid: The Internet of Helmets has arrived

southen bastard

I work in the hottest of environments, North Queensland and the NT, and often out in the sun 40-55c

This is another case of some bas@#$d sitting in an air conditined office cost cutting,

letting the company get you off site so you don't cost them money.

A better solution would be to redesign the helmet with better air flow , may be a fan.

Lighter and cooler is better and keep people working

US military readies drone submarine hunter

southen bastard

Charge up the lasers on the sharks

Tiny Robot Smartphone: Invasion Earth 2016 – prepare to be facially recognised humans

southen bastard

I want one!!!!

how much and when can i expect delivery?

Videogame publishers to fans: Oi, stop resurrecting our dead titles online

southen bastard

thanks for the heads up on GOG looks great and have just joined

Saudis go ape, detain Swedish monkeys at border

southen bastard

Well, that is where a lot of that energy is going - desalination.

The oil will run out, but so will the water from the natural aquifers. And when the oil runs out, those desalination plants will grind to a halt. It's not like they are transitioning to solar power for them to work. How much would that cost? To design? Build? Run?

cost?

well Solar de sal is more cost intensive than other forms, for the first 5-6 years then its almost freeeeee after that

To design?

already been designed,

Build?

can get turn key units from Canada and other places

Run?

Can get the monkeys to run them , its prity simple , tho for an arab i dont know.

Steely wonder? It's blind to 4G and needs armour: Samsung Galaxy S6

southen bastard

Re: Reception a wider Sammy problem?

we all know that it's all down to the way you are holding it/

UCLA trumpets supercapacitor for wearables or implants

southen bastard

Re: Re. capacitors

Replicators have been known to cause problems, but that's no reason not to invent them

UN inflicts 10,000 flat pack IKEA shelters on Iraq - WITHOUT TOOLS

southen bastard

step one

next the flat pac loo and fresh water plant, then they would never go home

Smart meters are a ‘costly mistake’ that'll add BILLIONS to bills

southen bastard

Re: Smart, huh?

the future of nuke power is thorium not US bomb fuel

dont you read this gutter rag?

anyway Australia has plenty of yellow cake and we sell it cheap (like everything else)

PIRATES and THIEVES to get Windows 10 as BOOTY

southen bastard

will office 2007 and adobie cs6 run in 10 or will we all have to pay for everything as a service?

sorry if i appear stupid but i like those programs and dont want to change.

Tony Abbott says food importers deserve help denied to telcos

southen bastard

I've written before that Australia's technology industries are routinely humiliated by government.

All Australian's are routinely humiliated by government.

there fixed that for you

Apple drives itself round bend: Pities the fool who inks deal with carmakers – source

southen bastard

IMaps only cover walled garden

With Apples walled garden their would be limitations on were you could go,

amagin jail braking your icar, you could install google maps and discover places out side the usa,

lots of people crashing into the wall trying to escape, incompatable hardware could be any road not certified with an apple ID.

with cars talking to each other being the up and coming thing , apple would do it differently from everybody else , effectivitly isolating these icars making the invisible ( untill they hit you)

Google boffins PROVE security warnings don't ... LOOK! A funny cat!

southen bastard

the answer is to use cat photos

the answer is to use cat photos, Scary pussy when you should not go there( maybe with a dog in it)

happy pussy when all is good , timmid pussy when you need to be carefull,

Google has lots of photos of cats it could use without incuring copy right(ha ha)

could even have constantly changing photos so you were never sure what was going on( so M$ users feel at home)

good for ages 3 - IT manager

Elon Musk snowed under with Googley dollars for Space Internet

southen bastard
Happy

Added advantage

All these bloody saterlites will help shade the earth , all sola powered.

help protect us from invasion from space , amagine comming into a system that already has a traffic jam in space.

and a big sola flare will be pritty as bellions of dollars make a sky show,

Google 'in talks' to buy THAT group, y'know, the one formerly known as ISIS

southen bastard

"no interest in sharing a name with a group whose name has become synonymous with violence."

"no interest in sharing a name with a group whose name has become synonymous with violence."

but they are a billing companey, isnt that the same as extortion?

Nvidia flops out teraflop X1 for self-aware cars

southen bastard

Re: Wing mirrors

Good for toyota drivers . not so good for volvo drivers

Gigabit-over-TV-cable spec DOCSIS 3.1 passes interop test

southen bastard
Terminator

Re: yes but...

the baby boomers helped build the cuntry you live in fuck wit!!!

and now thanks to our lazy kids have to work till the day we die.

Stop bitch'in and drink your yellow koolaid/

Blu-ray region locks popped by hardware hacker

southen bastard

Re: Region Locks

What a load of shit.

region locks are so the bastards can charge more, as much as the market will bear, which is different where ever.

how ever pirated copies have no such problems , so ANOTHER way to encourage the pirates

US Navy's LASER CANNON WARSHIP: USS Ponce sent to Gulf

southen bastard
Happy

I liked the sound track

Abbott scholarship leaker escapes conviction

southen bastard

Re: Who is so stupid.

the sheeple of Oztralia will NEVER unite as most have never traveled OUTSIDE and so don't know how oppressed and controlled they are. travel the world you lazy bastards its cheaper than going to Perth

Toyota to launch hydrogen (ie, NATURAL GAS) powered fuel cell hybrid

southen bastard

electrolyse sea water ??? that's going to produce a lot of chlorine, toxic and bad for lining things

REVEALED: Apple fanbois are 'MENTALLY UNSTABLE' - iShop staff

southen bastard

WTF is YMMV

Oz gov lets slip: telco metadata might be available to civil courts

southen bastard
Alert

work till you die

Perhaps theirs a good side to this?

downloading a copy of some crap movie, you get locked up for 10 years,

if you are over 50 you are probably unemployed or soon will be,

jail cells are dry , air-conditioned, 3 meals a day, living on the dole dose not guarantee this.

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