Posts by sauerkraut

how nice but...

pics or it didn't happen!

would be interesting

to watch 2 of those bastards interact with each other!

i really don't want this in my browser

just another piece of resource-hungry eye-candy nobody needs. tree style tab can do the same job a lot easier and eating up a lot less resources. make it an extension for those who want it (well, they probably have got a mac so who cares anyway) and don't bug everybody else!

hell YEAH

i'll offer our secretary a carrot. and the boss, too. and i'll keep that extinguisher handy...

good ideas simply are good ideas!

i'll get right onto the job

... lemme daydream... does that include watching youtube flicks?

i typed google into goole...

... lo and behold: the internet was broken!

*sniff sniff*

smells like poxy obama-lovers around here... b ( o)( o) bs or gtfo!

not paris cos hers are ugly

final score: 531

yup, i'm a vegetarian.

what's your score?

brilliant!

just the thing i just needed after a fubar night and morning at work: boss diarrhea. brilliant. they really should introduce... paperless catering... at my place of work! definitely saved my day - cheers, simon!

there will be more now

more abortions, more crime, more drugs, more corruption, more... not only them usa are doomed, no, we are doomed, too.

wishlist for x-mas

beep out "microsoft", "windows" and "office" (if "microsoft" comes in front of it), "vista" (following "windows"), "gates", "ballmer".......... the list would be long!

add some voice regoc and beep out every single word said by gates and ballmer (except "developer")

to all those who asked...

why this thing was on el reg. simple: it was there to save my night, my sanity, my life.

thank you, el reg, you did. God bless you!

and another piece

and another piece of personal information google is trying to steal from me: am i likely to get drunk and how badly do i booze... nice try, google, but...

polish this turd

by setting it's standard search to msn.

it's like combining the false prophet and the beast...

did you know

if you type google into google-minus-google you can actually break the internet!

wo ist...

... wernher von braun, wenn man ihn so dringend braucht...

what else

what else did anyone expect from... ahem... frog and snail eaters?

yup, i'm a damn racist...

sold... to them americans...?

omg they are going to butcher it, rape it, ruin it, completely eff it up.

up to us krauts again?

does this world really need us krauts to start world wars? can't you do anything on your own without our help? if yall rely on us to start the next world war you'll have to wait for a loooooooooooooong time.

frenchman?

mmmmm i'd rather have had him examined by a vet ;) oh dang i'm getting racist again o0

breast motion

i study breast motion, too. and breast size. and shape.

(o )( o)

we had gestapo, we had stasi

now we have schäuble. the big BUTs about this are:

it's only one step closer to their goal: total control over the ordinary mob

they will never ever catch a terrorist this way, they are not that dumb. they just need to boot from a usb stick, use an external hard drive, find an unencrypted wlan somewhere else and give heinrich müller*... sorry, i mean schäuble the finger.

*heinrich müller aka gestapo-müller was the gestapo-boss

... skull because the SS had that on their caps

you could as well use a turd as a phone

who in his right mind would buy apple anything and put vista on it? what kind of parents must a person have to develop such a depraved character?!?

eggcelent

but next time someone should use m67 eggs ;)

"go" cos i don't see an egg symbol down there. reg, add that!

or maybe...

... God placed the supernovae into other galaxies for us to watch some nice stellar fireworks and not into our own galaxy because they'd harm His creation if too close...

how about the supervillain method

a good old barrel smoking nitric acit in a darkened basement room ]:)

how will anybody recover data from a hd that no longer is?

and i could think of lots of stuff more to dispose of this way...

bah that's nothing

I once worked for [insert name of company] and got through [insert impressive number] of Lindsay Lohan nipslip websites in just three weeks!

ban me from paris hilton stories. please!

Z has to be between the A and S

bullshit, the z has got to be between t and u, 7 and h.

when will you blokes get yourself civilized keyboards?

yawn

these blokes really are tiring... will they never learn that there is no and can be no protection that can't be broken? if you can read it you can copy it. what a waste of money! paris cos they are almost as stupid.

hello, it

have you tried turning it off and on again?

are you sure it's really plugged in?

... have you tried sticking it up your arse?

general principle

shut them frog eaters up and let ebay do their business.