* Posts by Lee D

4259 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Feb 2013

iFixit tears Apple's Vision Pro to pieces

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Re: Cnnot use with glasses so need prescription lens inserts

They would have to flex, not move. Moving them would only moving the focus point back and forth, but would need to move "as much" as the user prescription (i.e. bad eyes, equals several feet away!) and the image would be corresponding far away / shrunk for that person.

They would have to be lenses that can literally "bend" to refocus the light, which would basically be like inventing a universal software-controlled pair of spectacles that can be used by literally anyone, bad eyesight or not, with any prescription, and be able to change from any prescription to any other prescription, without having to worry about ever making another lens ever. We don't have that technology yet.

Rise of deepfake threats means biometric security measures won't be enough

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Biometrics can only ever provide your "username" part of a credential - who you are CLAIMING to be.

They cannot, should not, probably never will, provide your "password" part of a credential - proving that you're that person.

Anyone who thinks otherwise shouldn't be in charge of computer security ANYWHERE in the world.

If I walk up to a face-scanner and it says "Hi Lee D, please authenticate" - that's absolutely fine. If it gets it wrong, no big deal.

If I walk up and it JUST LETS ME IN, that's terrible, awful security that should never be allowed.

The BBC are currently sending FoI Act requests to loads of schools about biometrics - they are obviously prepping for a big story on it.

And in some schools, you can see face-recognition, etc. being used for AUTHENTICATION for things like cashless catering, etc. which is just wrong. Even in an enclosed, secure, low-impact environment, it's just wrong to teach kids that the computer knows who you are 100% to the point it can charge your parents money for your lunch.

Also, every single time I've been sent on the same errand that almost every employer of mine has sent me on - to investigate biometrics - the answer is the same. Under the age of 11, forget it. The markers move far too fast at that age to be reliable, even for fingerprint, etc.

I've always refused to deploy biometrics for the same reason - it's a convenience function to stop you typing in your username at best. It's identification, NOT authentication. But Windows Hello, fingerprint buttons on laptops, etc. have other ideas, and so they are disabled. In favour of passwords, 2FA and actual authentication methods, not toys.

Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge

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The difference is that Norman Stanley Fletcher had some morals.

Add bacteria to the list of things that can run Doom

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Re: Yes...

"I'm sorry, I couldn't file my report, my monitor has an infection."

Oracle quietly extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037

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"having a rock solid platform to run your enterprise or mission critical applications, some of which may literally mean life or death to your customers/clients."

Which, to my mind, means something you can easily upgrade, replace, seek alternate support and don't have just one avenue / company for that who are notoriously for killing acquired products or stinging you into bankruptcy just to keep doing what you've been doing for decades.

Sorry, but "uptimes running into the years (decades?)" is a BAD THING. It means you're entirely reliant on that system just keeping working and have never actually thought about what happens when it goes wrong, is no longer supported, needs to be moved to another city, etc. etc.

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If you're dumb enough to pay Oracle - of all companies - for a special extended licensing just for an antique OS, I'm guessing that money isn't a problem and you make a lot of bad decisions every day anyway.

Elon Musk's brain-computer interface outfit Neuralink tests its tech on a human

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What fool would let a piece of Musk hardware into their brain?

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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I know of a former employer that have all their AD on a subdomain of ".int" and don't (and can never) own that .int domain name.

In fact, I don't think I've yet seen a production system use a proper internal domain yet, surviving only by convention and chance, or using their ".com" name from the outset instead (which is fine until companies merge...).

Wanna run Windows on an M-series Mac? Fine, buy a license, but no baremetal

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Re: Why the focus on Windows as an Operating System?

Because most humans worldwide have never installed an operating system, nor would know how to.

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Re: More Windows on ARM is good

The US, specifically, education:

https://www.canalys.com/newsroom/global-tablet-market-share-Q2-2023

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Re: More Windows on ARM is good

I forget - which other architectures than x86 has Windows been historically successful on?

Oh, that's right. None.

Despite trying Alpha, ARM, Itanium (IA-64), MIPS, PowerPC etc.

Windows is Windows because it runs "Windows" (i.e. x86) programs. Anything else is either not successful or just emulation of x86 (and hence doesn't need any special considerations made for it by Microsoft).

Hence, they're never really going to bother.

As it is, they can't even get the web versions of their largest money-making application software consistent and with the feature set of the offline versions.

I'd gladly see Windows consigned to the bin for precisely this reason, but the only reason that Windows still exists is that people want to run their x86 programs (even if they don't understand that's what they mean) unchanged. Until that assumption - which was also the argument that regularly killed Linux desktops - changes, nothing will change.

Hell, even Office for Mac was a completely different beast with completely different capabilities and even numbering.

The rise of Chromebooks etc. tells you that none of this matter nowadays, of course, but that involves a complete shift to the cloud and MS haven't proven themselves reliable in that respect (i.e. if I pay them money, and lock everything into their cloud, will my Office / Windows still look/work the same with the same file formats in 10 year's time?).

Sorry, but you won't see Windows on another architecture until the whole concept of "needing Windows" is dead and buried.

Users now keep cellphones for 40+ months and it's hurting the secondhand market

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I don't think I've ever used a phone for LESS than 40 months.

I've had... 5 phones over the last 24 years. That 57.6 months on average.

Boffins eyeball computer vision costs, find humans are cheaper for oversight chores

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No, I'm assured they're going to take all the jobs, don't you remember?

And it's not that they can't do many of those jobs - it's that they are completely unadaptable and making them "learn" again costs more money.

When the ingredients or rules change, you have to go back to the software provider and ask them to fix everything all over again.

With a human, you tell them the new rules, account for a few initial mistakes, and then they carry on at the same cost until things change again.

Unless you know for certain that the job's not going to change for, say, countless millions of items, or in profit, then it's cheaper to hire a human. And even the slightest change in location, environment, sensor fogging, ingredient make-up, recipe, etc. can throw off the AI but won't throw off the human.

Because "AI" still does not LEARN or INFER.

Politicos demand full list of Fujitsu's public sector contract wins in wake of Post Office scandal

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Re: "what processes the department has in place to measure the performance of any contracts"

- Award contract to a company you / your friend have an interest in.

- Do just enough to cater for the basic aims but make sure to leave in lots of bugs and not include any reasonable facility for expansion.

- Wait until people notice the bugs, demand expansion, etc. etc.

- Do JUST enough to be slightly cheaper than throwing the whole thing out and starting again, at enormous cost.

- Leave just enough bugs / unfinished items in the code to come back to it time and time again for years.

- Give you / your friend / your MP a percentage of the profits.

It's almost literally that, over and over again, contracts DESIGNED to almost-fail so you "have to" pay them money again because nobody else would touch it, but the flaws and shortfalls never quite get fixed.

It's far more profitable to sell a broken product twice than a working product first time.

Florida man slams 'tyranny' of central bank digital currencies in re-election bid

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Can't think why he wouldn't want to use a currency that accounted for everything he did openly and transparently and thereby prevented money laundering.

Post Office boss unable to say when biz knew Horizon could be remotely altered

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Remote access wasn't the problem.

Denying it existed, and not having any kind of audit control on its usage, or even on changes made to the system so they could be attributed to Fujitsu or the postmasters is, however, a catastrophic and dumb set of mistakes to make with a system that deals with countless millions of pounds every day.

Windows Server 2022 patch is breaking apps for some users

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Re: Browsing from a server?

You're already doing it, and don't even know.

Many modern system administration tools are just web-interfaces to local services, and a local browser or web browser control in a window.

Cloudflare defends firing of staffer for reasons HR could not explain

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Having never actually been fired, due in no small part to having more of a grasp of HR / employment law than HR generally do, that meeting was a catastrophe from beginning to end.

"At will" or not, there's a massive opportunity for a lawsuit there, and that it was even allowed to happen like that is indicative that someone cut back a little *too* much on the HR department and their training.

Even the response from the CEO in the update is pathetic.

Large companies honestly don't know how to handle HR issues - and Musk/Twitter is another prime example of that. Sure, you "get rid" of that person - and are tied up in lawsuits that cost the claimants nothing for YEARS afterwards.

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Then you need to TELL HER THAT.

And I really don't think it's that simple when you're dealing with large accounts.

Musk claims that venting liquid oxygen caused Starship explosion

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Re: Enough with the Elon Musk Snark

Whatever made you think this is a professional website?

Adios, dead zones: Starlink relays SMS in space for unmodified phones on Earth

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Re: Now you'll never have an excuse for missing that weekend work text or call

"Yes, I think I got the text. I'm not employed on weekends."

It's really that simple, and I don't get why anyone thinks it isn't.

I have a Dual-SIM phone, and one SIM (and my Work Profile on said phone, which contains a completely separate set of apps and account details just for work) is set to silent when I'm not at work.

If there's an EMERGENCY... sure, call me on the other number. Or maybe I'll see the text anyway and respond.

If you *abuse* the emergency facility, even just once, for a non-emergency, work numbers get blocked on the Personal Profile.

The Hobbes OS/2 Archive logs off permanently in April

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It should be industry-standard that when you want to turn off a major archive like this, that you post a torrent of the full content for at least a month first.

If the community considers it important, they'll keep it seeded even after you go offline, and your bandwidth won't be hit one half as bad and 10,000 people all trying to archive the entire site simultaneously.

Top LLMs struggle to make accurate legal arguments

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Gosh, do you mean that the "AI" does not have any inference or insight into the actual meaning of the data and merely regurgitates like the statistical machine that it is?

These things are fancy Bayesian filters, nothing more.

There's a concept of superstition - that if you were wearing your lucky socks when your team won, that wearing your lucky socks MAKES your team win.

Current "AI" is quite literally as dumb as that. We trained it on data and it got small "successes" when it did random things, so it thinks those random things must be what caused its success without any insight as to the mechanism of how or why.

And then when you feed it new data, it runs off with those superstitions and "thinks" (ha!) that they are concrete determinations of what you need from it. And that's when you get what AI people are calling "hallucinations". It's not an hallucination - it's a superstition, and it's precisely as dumb as thinking that your date will be a good one because the guy is a Taurus or Capricorn.

And this isn't intelligence in any form.

Biggest Linux kernel release ever welcomes bcachefs file system, jettisons Itanium

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Sounds like you have beef with the idea.

Need to plug in an EV? BT Group kicks off cabinet update pilot

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Re: "Cost and maintenance are also an issue"

Far cheaper to just lob a 5G interface in it - they won't require high bandwidth or significant amounts of data at all.

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Re: 7kW

I have predicted for many years that petrol/diesel will be taxed to oblivion, then LPG, and then when everyone is on electric they would introduce/increase an electricity tax on EVERYONE (not just driver's).

It's playing out exactly that way so far. They even went so far as to ban gas boilers.

The only escape that I can see is charging yourself at home and doing so with solar. I think that's the only way to avoid the majority of those costs.

And has absolutely nothing to do with my buying an all-electric house, refunding my "overspend" on electricity (sorry, OVO, but you suck at estimating my usage so badly that it's basically fraudulent) each month and buying panels and batteries, and planning to be entirely utility-independent by the time I retire.

Oh... and of course, at the point that everyone is being taxed through the nose for electricity (presumably using some line like "because of the huge demand we need to improve our nation's electricity infrastructure, so here's an infrastructure tax that you've already paid for 10 times over") they'll also tax solar panels.

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Re: 7kW

This is precisely why I made sure my recent house purchase has a driveway.

Previously I was renting in a town of 100,000 people inside the M25, and there were about 17 charging points when I last checked the map (and, yes, points... not just locations). Most of them were council-owned (libraries and civic centres whose car parks closed at 5pm, etc.), places like Tesco's (parking charges if you stay too long), etc.

The only one even vaguely viable was a mile and a half away - presumably I'm supposed to fight 99,999 other people to that point, park in it all night long (leaving my car in the centre of town near the pubs and clubs), and then walk 1.5 miles back home until the morning when I have to trek to my car and hope nobody unplugged it...

That same rental - the landlord refused to fit a LIGHTBULB in a pitch-black alleyway that was the only access. All the residents knew to use torches or their phones, and it was always worrying - coming from rougher areas of London it would be an ideal mugging location. They stated that the reason was that there was "no utility power" there, only private residential power so someone would have to foot the bill. So they certainly weren't ever going to fit a car charger! Also, it was impossible to "DIY" it - the allocated parking was at the front, the entrances at the rear of the building if you lived in the top half of a maisonette, and you would have to throw the charging lead out of the window and hope nobody was below, check that the neighbour below didn't mind you trailing it through his garden, and then the cable crossing the pavement and several other parking spaces to get it to your car.

When I then bought a house, a private driveway was at the top of my list, and I bought one where the main power gubbins are actually in the porch... so it's REALLY easy to wire a charger on the outside of the porch and use it from the driveway.

Sorry, but until literally every streetlamp is a charger (and that has ENORMOUS implications for the cabling further up the system at all levels), you only have private charging to rely on.

I'm also reminded of a friend who lives in Ealing who only ever uses Zipcars because it's just too utterly expensive to park or own anything with parking where they live. It's all gated communities and red-routes. There's no way they could charge their own car even if they had one round there - it was nightmare enough just to get to the local supermarket.

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Re: "Cost and maintenance are also an issue"

Now you're into planning permissions, wayleaves, digging up the pavement, etc.

You might as well just install an ordinary EV charger by the side of ANY road at that point.

British Library: Finances remain healthy as ransomware recovery continues

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Re: Backups

You can have all the backups in the world - if you were compromised and then backed up, what do you think you're restoring apart from a known-compromised system?

Sounds far more like they are having to toothcomb everything they restore onto a fresh system, which can take forever for even a basic network.

Imagine I told you to reinstall all your servers without using backups (except for raw data) or your ready-made images? Or even connecting any server that hasn't been freshly-rebuilt.

Now think about things like SQL functions being compromised.

If you didn't notice you were open to compromise, don't know how you were compromised, and only know that the system you were backing up was definitely compromised, restoration is definitely not just a "click the button and cross your fingers" type of restore.

If anything, it's condemn every system you have immediately, back them up (what new data may or may not be required that hasn't made a backup yet?), wipe them out entirely, restore piecemeal and then try to rebuild every OS, service, database, configuration, integration, etc. from scratch without EVER letting the old machines back onto the new network directly.

Windows boss takes on taskbar turmoil, pledges to 'make Start menu great again'

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Remember when themes were a thing and the interface could be customised however you liked?

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Just stop making Open-Shell's life difficult so they can just write it for you.

Then you can buy them up (like Sysinternals) or even just incorporate their code if you want.

My start menu isn't going to become that Windows 11 junk, ever.

While we're at it, get rid of the myriad dependencies it has for indexing and searching everything on your disk and online in case you type it into the search box... pointless waste of resources.

New cars bought in the UK must be zero emission by 2035 – it's the law

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Re: Think of the Grid!

Norway's population is 1/10th that of the UK, has a well-funded grid and government services, and is mostly powered by hydro.

To say that the situation is very different in the UK is understating it massively.

In other news, OVO just changed my "storage heating" price to actually be more than my "off-peak" price, because they presumably literally don't want me to use my storage heating overnight. I don't anyway, but it's the first time I've ever seen a storage heating price go above standard off-peak pricing.

It would, hence, literally be cheaper for me to plug my storage heating into my normal circuits, or run an electric fire, than use it for its intended purpose - part of which is from the original 70's design of struggling to cope with peak demand on the UK electrical network and pushing people to do energy-heavy things overnight.

If they are discouraging that, why you think that several million cars (and an order of magnitude more population) switching to electric cars in the UK won't have a detrimental effect, I can't fathom. Hell, in 2022/2023 we literally had warnings that the grid may have to move to a rolling-blackout system if the load grew much more in a cold winter.

Microsoft kills off Windows app installation from the web, again

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Re: "from a trusted certification authority"

What's the CA got to vet?

Every piece of software signed with that key? That's totally unrealistic.

Every company who requests such a key? They already do - they know exactly who bought that key.

Every rogue former-employee who had access to the key using it to sign malware? How can you police that as a CA?

Or should they remove the entire company's certificate which signs thousands of pieces of software because of one signed piece of rogue software? I'm inclined to say yes, but you can see where that could be a problem (e.g. revoking all of Adobe's keys or Microsoft's or even a small indie game company's).

It's not the CA's problem. All they're doing is providing a signed certificate, they can't sign off on literally everything that certificate itself ever signs, in perpetuity. All they're doing is saying "Yep, that was definitely signed by company X".

If Company X has lax security around their keys, that's their problem. If Company X accidentally signs something they shouldn't, that's their problem. If Company X was designed to appear legitimate but then go on to sign things they shouldn't, that's their problem and risks the CA revoking their entire certificate but far more likely - those individual signed packages will be blacklisted way before that happens.

Fact is, trusting a piece of software because the user once trusted an earlier piece of software from the same company is a DUMB IDEA. Trusting a piece of software just because it has been code-signed is a DUMB IDEA. Trusting everything that a key signs without question is a DUMB IDEA, even a Microsoft key.

Code-signing isn't about certifying every byte as a safe instruction. It's about accountability. We trusted X. X made this happen. We no longer trust X.

But you and I will have very different ideas on what X or Y we want to trust, or indeed have to to operate our business, and what happens to everything that X ever signed if X signs a small package on the other side of the world that it shouldn't have. I'd really rather my networks didn't collapse instantly because everything stops working because someone signed a script that someone else mistook for malware.

I've had that because of a code-signing certificate inside a Java JAR inside a piece of UPS software installed on a server. That certificate expiring was literally enough to bring down thousands of customer networks instantly with no obvious cause whatsoever (the UPS software occupied 100% CPU and prevented any analysis or investigation, even in safe mode).

CAs and code-signing aren't for software-whitelisting on a global scale.

They're a tiny part of such a system, in which it is an incredibly bad idea to revoke entire company's certificates (and hence why Microsoft has to "work with" CAs to see what they can do).

The CA is merely certifying "Yep, Company X signed that software". Whether that software is bad, whether specific users, company, browsers, operating systems or anything else should actually trust that software, or whether that software has been compromised is none of their business.

The only thing that really should be taken into consideration for them is "Is this certificate so false / misused / compromised that we should revoke anything ever made by it?" which is a huge decision and not to be taken lightly.

Formal ban on ransomware payments? Asking orgs nicely to not cough up ain't working

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You don't need a law.

It's money-laundering.

If you're paying thousands upon thousands to someone who won't identify themselves as the other party in the transaction - money laundering.

I had this at a previous workplace - and discovered there are companies willing to take a percentage and pay the ransom for you (with zero guarantees, etc.) and I pointed out that that's money-laundering and I would report it if that happened, either directly or indirectly.

Strangely, the idea was dropped rather hastily at that point.

UK government lays out plan to divert people's broken gizmos from landfill

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Re: Schematics?

Was definitely still in warranty.

Was told they literally have no spare, replacement or equivalent parts for it.

However, it's over the 2 year statutory warranty period, but covered only under their own free warranty extension (for registering the device with them directly) and I doubt there's any recourse there.

Arguing a laptop should last 5 years would be a groundbreaking and uphill legal battle that would drag on for years.

They didn't charge for anything, and they had no parts or repairs available no matter what I was willing to cough up, and the original supplier wouldn't be liable at that point I would hazard.

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Re: It can be done.

You can't somehow invoke civic responsibility when you have a government that's setting out to profit from everything you do, and which gives almost nothing back.

That's why that part doesn't work in the UK. If it was the case that I felt they did "enough" for me, and the drop-off points were free, easy-to-access and all over the place, then I'd do my "bit" of dropping stuff off.

But that's not the case here. Everything is chargeable, rural areas are completely neglected for coverage, and even waste disposal is seen as a profit to be made - and not even for the government itself, but for private companies OWNED by government ministers and local councillors who get to choose which service they use (guess which one they choose!). I've even got a local councillor into the papers for the dodgy dealings they had in that regard - they were the local councillor in charge of waste management, they owned a waste management company, the waste management company profited from being selected, and he got to own a profit-making company with a long guaranteed contract that he controlled on both ends. It's far more common than you think in the UK. I know because they tried to screw me over and not collect my rubbish - which they are legally bound to do - and used every excuse under the sun for repeatedly missing deliveries. All of which fell flat on their faces when I provided several months worth of CCTV and asked them to point out these magical-mystery collections they claimed they'd made that didn't happen, the times they "checked my bins" and didn't collect because I'd done something wrong (which hadn't happened even once, but they kept pretending it did! Nobody even APPROACHED my bins, let alone looked inside them!), and the times my bins weren't out on a notified collection day so they were missed (strange... that's not what the cameras showed: they showed my bins clearly out as they were supposed to be and NOBODY comes to collect the bins!). That lot annoyed me so much that I decided to look into things and expose them for the charlatans they were. Strangely, once his name was in the papers next to mine, I never once had a missed collection ever again. I still remember the quote they gave me once: "We must have collected your bins, because our manager lives in your road". To which I sent back a photo of my bin and a list of neighbours who all attested that their bins hadn't been collected either.

However, getting back to your post, having the cost of recycling paid up-front is NOT an individual civic duty but a central-government-imposed rule. And we don't have that (despite several promises of such). That, alone, would do far more than anything else in that regard, UK or not. It's that rule that makes it work. And I don't doubt there's some kind of tax/cost on goods that is going towards funding those recycling centres you're asked to go to either.

In the UK, everything is increasingly because profit-motivated, even in central government, but not to the benefit of the taxpayer - to the benefit of a company owner who is getting a backhander from a government official who has chosen them. That's basically the only way that places like Capita etc. can exist - by being utterly shite and expensive, but then also knowing the guy who renews the contracts and bribing him with a cut of the profit to keep using them. See also the recent British scandal about our Post Offices and Fujitsu systems... and then realise that even more than a decade later, we're STILL using Fujitsu systems for the Post Office.

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Re: Schematics?

The documentation doesn't even exist for many of those companies themselves (many of which also probably no longer exist).

Companies don't keep things like that because repair service is basically "throw it away and we'll give you another" nowadays. Diagnosing, repairing and then certifying a product as only fit for "reconditioned" sale isn't worth the effort even for the company that makes them.

My MSI laptop is three years old. The mainboard firmware updated one day and it bricked itself. Great. Contacted MSI support, they came, picked it up, looked at it, etc. Then I basically had it posted back to me with an apology saying that they have no more mainboards for that model any more. All it needed was a firmware reflash, but they just don't do that any more, and were just going to replace the entire board, and couldn't do that because THEY didn't have any more of a 3-year-old board.

Ended up going on eBay and buying one of the same model that had a damaged screen. When it arrived, it was literally in the same MSI returns packaging as my one had been sent back in. Apparently that guy had broken his screen, sent it to MSI, and they sent it back saying they had none of those screens to replace it! His was only a year old! So I did some swapsies and ended up with a working laptop and a decent set of fully-working spares to boot. But even MSI themselves couldn't do that.

The only example I have of anything like that ever working out was with an electric kiln. Bought it second-hand, after decades of use, and tried to get it working. It wouldn't turn on so I opened it up and had a fiddle but couldn't see anything wrong. Contacted the manufacturer and they sent me the full circuit diagram. And it all tested out compliant to their diagram. Turned out that the professional electrician we'd paid to fit a commando connector on the outside of the house doesn't know how to join a wire properly - nothing was ever wrong with the kiln! Fixed that and the kiln is still working to this day but I was surprised that they still had the original circuit diagram for such an old model to hand!

Throwaway culture isn't just about consumers - it's the manufacturers too, and many cheap manufacturers would rather just go bust every few years than have to service your old laptops, keep churning out spares for it, retaining all the service manuals and technical personnel to repair things, etc.

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I have a bunch of lead-acid batteries from old cars and UPS to go, but to be honest, it's just easier to call the guy I found on Nextdoor who just comes round and picks them up and any spare bits of metal that might be going (I have a hot water tank for him at the moment).

Trying to take them to the tip is a pain in the butt, appointments, travelling, queueing, arguing about where it should be put and what they say they accept, etc.

If the process by which I need to get rid of them is convoluted, then I would tend to prefer some other way. I get them not being collected instantly, but why can't I just leave them out with my rubbish with a clear indication that I want them to be taken and recycled? Why can't whoever does the normal rubbish collection just tap a few things and say "Number 27 wants an electronic pickup, number 42 has some old furniture" and then someone more specialised comes and deals with it? Why do I have to do the job for them?

If the guy on Nextdoor took armchairs, I'd have him take two of those two because they're a nightmare to transport on a car and my local council wants to charge nearly £100 to come get them.

National Grid latest UK org to zap Chinese kit from critical infrastructure

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You mean like at least 14 major hacks within the last 10-15 years?

https://www.dpstele.com/blog/major-scada-hacks.php

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Short answer:

No.

That's exactly how Iranian nuclear refineries were compromised.

Remember Stuxnet?

You would expect even verified code, code-signing and whitelisting, etc. in such an industry. It simply doesn't happen.

They buy cheap junk off-the-shelf, slap it on the Internet, open all the ports (because "that's what the instructions said") and then are surprised when they are compromised.

There's probably more airgapping on my home network than there is in the national grid.

Microsoft puts the 'why?' in Wi-Fi with latest Windows patch

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Re: Linux too

How you booting your kernel without drivers for the hardware inside your machine?

Wifi drivers you can make the case that they don't need to be baked in to the core but nothing is nowadays -every driver is in a primitive RAMDISK (initrd - where the RD stands for...) and the kernel boots from whatever source (disk, USB, PXE, etc.), reads the initrd, and then loads all the necessary driver modules for the machine it finds itself on.

So the drivers for your wifi are in the initrd that you need to have to boot, even if you don't need wifi to boot.

Same way that your Windows OS has drivers for a TON of stuff that you don't have, burned into the Windows disk / ISO / WIM already, so that you can actually boot and use things and connect to Windows Update without having to get a driver from Windows Update to do so (and thus forming a vicious circle).

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Re: Oh the (painful) irony.

That's not a Windows vs Linux problem, it' s a purchasing problem.

Same as Winmodems. Buy a winmodem, sure you might be able to get it to work on Linux but it's never going to be great.

But a "Win-Wifi", same problem.

But an actual, natively supported device (not NDISWrapper like someone else said!) with a mature driver and it'll work well.

I literally worked on a single-floppy router distro back in the day, and I had PCMCIA Wifi, PCMCIA GSM, PCMCIA 56K modem and PCMCIA 10Base2 Ethernet running my entire household (family included). Never had a problem. For years I had a wifi card in "AP" mode running my home. Then I moved to a WRT54G (Linux-based!) running my house. What makes you think "wifi" and "linux" was the problem, rather than just junky hardware?

Don't buy the very cheapest junk that's entirely reliant on a binary blob that you have no idea what it's doing to do even the simplest of things. Because then you'll have problems on any operating system for which native drivers are not produced.

Tell me: Would you buy a bluetooth adaptor that doesn't work on Linux? Or a webcam that only has Mac drivers? It's the same problem.

Buy natively-supported hardware (which there is so much of, especially networking-wise, for Linux that it's just laughable) or deal with the problems you created for yourself with literally-unsupported hardware.

And if your Linux support for a device only runs a static binary built for libc5 and a 2.4 kernel, think whether you'd buy a wifi card that only worked on 32-bit Windows XP.

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Re: Linux too

Because "booting" is one of those things and to do that well, you need drivers in your OS for all possible hardware.

P.S. drivers haven't been baked into the kernel in decades, kernel modules exist instead, so in this case you could:

- Roll back to an earlier kernel (and your bootloader will have a list of previous ones that worked just fine)

- Upgrade just the module in question

- Blacklist just the module in question if it's not important.

Doom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't come

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When I still lived with my parents and brother, I played Doom (and later Quake) over a DOS-based IPX driver that used ordinary serial and parallel cables/ports in a daisy-chain.

You just ran a DOS TSR, connected either a 9, 25 or parallel cable to another computer which was also running the TSR.

That appeared like an ordinary packet driver to the OS, so you could run IPX over it.

Wasn't fast, but you could use it, and everything could see it as just a network card.

We used that for gaming until we eventually invested in a bunch of ISA NE2000 10Base2 cards and ran the coax between bedrooms (we already had the BNC and T-pieces from an old bag that came with a video recorder years before that used them for video cables! They worked fine).

I still have, somewhere, about 25m of various serial, parallel, 9 pin , 25 pin, and a bunch of adaptors and gender-changers for every combination that we used to join three PCs (a 386 a 486 and a Pentium if memory serves).

England's village green hydrogen dream in tatters

Lee D Silver badge

Most places can use heat pumps just fine.

The bigger problem is the huge infrastructure project to do so, the "just slap it on" attitude of conversion companies working for the council (my neighbour's one has the external unit slap bang in the middle of her patio for no discernible reason), and other problems.

I moved in an all-electric house last year, and the heating shows several decades of trying to get it right from when it was a council house.

In the loft, there is the remnants of a communal hot-water system, long ago disconnected (but they didn't even bother to patch up the HUGE holes between properties or remove the things that held the pipes, I had to do that). The insulation is pathetic, I don't know why they bothered. It all needs replacement. The loft, though, if I was to fit the now-recommended thickness of insulation, would be basically unusable. That's not an issue because the house holds heat so well that I've never cared about it. But my EPC says otherwise.

Then there's the storage heating - retrofitted with surface-run cables everywhere, heaters in incredibly inconvenient places (Living room, sure. Bedroom, sure. Kitchen, nothing. TINY hallway with no space to move? Let's slap a huge thing right in your way to heat 1 sq m of hallway and nothing else. Bathroom, nothing, .etc.) and largely useless (especially because, hey, OVO, you appear to have made my overnight storage heating MORE EXPENSIVE per KWh than normal peak time electricity as of the 1st Jan, you profiteering oiks! All those old people going out of their way to manage their storage heating are literally LOSING money by doing so now, even if they only use it sparingly!). The previous resident started ripping the storage heaters out and it looks like I'm going to finish the job as there's no reason to heat bricks for long periods of time (which I can't really control unless I want to stay up and flick switches at 4am when it's heated) overnight to have them be mostly cool by the time I get home from work anyway.

And the immersion heater that also heats overnight - meaning most of my heating goes towards making an empty house lovely and cosy and then just cold enough to require convection heating or boosts when I get home from work.

So to vaguely modernise that I have to disconnect and ditch half a dozen storage heaters, fit heat pumps to probably 2 or 3 rooms minimum, run that out to a huge box outside in a tiny garden, and then replace my water heating with an instant hot water heater which means pretty much ripping out the immersion heater and replumbing everything (and probably means pumps too). Apart from the electrics, the refrigerant and the plumbing specialists, that's £10k of kit and work. If I had gas, it'd be even more because then you need a Gas Safe guy. And, ironically, I'm not eligible for any grants because I'm not on benefits and because I'd need to spend the recommended £30k to clear my house's EPC of recommendations before they would even consider it otherwise (ridiculously, some of the EPC recommendations literally wouldn't pay back in 100 years even by their own figures!).

Even if I had central heating, it would definitely mean a complete boiler replacement with quite an expensive piece of kit.

It's not that they can't build out heat pumps - it's that it's stupidly expensive to do so and only council houses are ever going to bother.

I'm looking at a self-install heat pump at about £1000 for each (but that's playing a grey area with respect to refrigerants, and having to do the work myself because nobody else will touch that kind of install) and then a tiny instant water heater professionally installed and decommissioning all the storage heater and immersion heater stuff. You're looking at £3k minimum, I suspect, as a private homeowner in an already all-electric house to do the bare minimum, by the letter but probably not the spirit of the law, doing most of the work themselves. That could be £10k+ if you have to use the professionals and have them decommission stuff. That's potentially 10+ years of council tax alone in one project, to benefit the person living there not the council/country.

That's why it's not happening.

Hydrogen would just be a vast waste in that, confusing the issue, retaining gas legacy, increasing costs because of the danger / certification involved, etc. because you'd probably spend far more than that, on something that would be unusual and hard to install or maintain, and would never be more than a niche player. It would end up like my house - a bunch of remnants of poor historical ideas of whatever energy-saving tech fad is doing the rounds.

If you want people to move to heat pumps, they have to be half the cost, and safe enough to be self-installable.

If you want people to move to hydrogen, it literally has to EXIST as a thing, on a grid scale, in DIY shops, in industry installers, etc. as a commodity item, and it simply doesn't.

They know that they cannot and will not meet the deadline or have any of these projects come to fruition.

Hell, I literally still cannot get rid of my stupid three-rate meter at the moment, nor request a smart meter (I know, I try about once a month). And that's a relatively minor and quick thing (I had it done at a previous place, but still only after several attempts) compared to moving everyone to hydrogen or heatpumps.

I've decided, given that I think this will be the last house I will ever own before retirement, that I will become utility independent by retirement. Buying an all-electric house was a serious part of that consideration. Every month, with the refund from my electricity supplier's UNBELIEVABLE overestimation of my bills, I buy solar panels and batteries and things. And I will likely buy and fit my own heat pumps and the like over the next couple of years before they regulate them too much. No government wet-dream is going to do anything for me on any reasonable timescale and they're just going to be throwing money away. But if I can generate enough to charge batteries enough to run my house and maybe charge a little into the (by then, electric) car each day, I can ignore all their pontificating nonsense entirely. If I have to sacrifice my tiny garden for that, and put some hedges around the box to dampen the noise, then so be it.

It won't be any cheaper. It won't be any greener. And my house won't be any warmer. But I just want to be warm enough in winter and cool enough in summer and pay as little money to, and have as little to do with, these people as possible. That's electrical suppliers, governments, and even skilled labourers. And going forward, that means no utilities and certainly not gas/hydrogen in any form.

If I hit retirement and I'm still paying more than the standing charge (if that!), I will be incredibly annoyed at myself.

In other news, anyone want a lot of heavy bricks?

You don't get what you don't pay for, but nobody is paid enough to be abused

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Re: I Remember it well

Do not meddle in the affairs of IT people, for we are subtle, and keep logs.

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This literally happened this week:

Me: Hey, you know that domain that you bought and host entirely with an outside company and that IT have nothing to do with? Well, just to let you know that I noticed that the SSL certificate is expiring soon.

Them: Oh, they [the web hosting company they hired] handle all that.

Me: Okay, just letting you know. The website will flag as insecure if it expires. It's best practice to renew way in advance, so it should have renewed already [and it's a LetsEncrypt, so there's no excuse as the software should start to renew after 60 days and the certs last 90 day, so they have 30 days to notice that the software hasn't done its thing]

Them: Okay, I'll let them know.

[2 days later]

Me [meeting them in person on an unrelated matter]: Cool, hey, don't forget about that certificate thing, it doesn't look like it's renewed yet.

Them: I'm sure they know what they're doing and they're on top of it.

Me: Okay, just don't want us to look bad because our clients see that.

Them: I'll let them know. I'm sure it'll be fine

Me: Okay, but I work in IT, used to build websites for a living, manage all our other websites, and normally it would have expected it to have happened by now.

Them: I'll let them deal with it.

[1 day later]

Me: Hey, just to let you know that that certificate expires mid-day tomorrow.

Them: [No response]

[1 day later]

Me: Hey, that certificate expires soon, still doesn't look like it's renewed.

[half-a-day later]

Me: As I feared, the website is now saying it's not secure in all browsers. Looks bad to our clients.

[a few hours later]

[Ticket comes in from another user involved with that site, saying it has errors. What are we going to do about it?]

[Redirected to the person above, with a note that there is NOTHING that *we* can do about it at all]

[next day]

Me: [mentions it casually to our boss].

Boss: Tell them again, but copy me in this time, we can't have that, it looks awful to our clients.

Me: [sends a polite nudge email, with CC:]

[a few hours later]

Nothing

[a few hours later]

Nothing

[two days later]

Still waiting.

[Insert Christmas holidays here]

I wouldn't mind, but I literally only noticed as I was splatting our sites through SSL Labs and thought I'd be nice and do the externally-hosted ones too, just to check. And all our internal-hosted sites are LetsEncrypt too, with A+ ratings.

So I know that LetsEncrypt should have renewed 30 days ago, so their cron job is likely dead or non-existent, that any hosting outfit should have turned on the "failure notification" emails for that, etc.

It's literally the only domain where even the nameservers are pointing at their DNS instead of our usual hosts, so I have absolutely no control over where it points, the content, the server, or any ability to modify or override it even temporarily.

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"Has a paper trail saved your bacon? If so click here to send On Call an email"

Man, I could write a twelve-volume compendium that would rival the thickness of The Art of Computer Programming.

You're gonna need a bigger mailbox.

Cloudflare dishes up the stats on internet traffic in 2023

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Re: IPv6

Yep, has been repeatedly pointed out, they always blamed the old design and "scripts" etc. on the backend.

They've completely redesigned since then, and still nothing.

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Re: IPv6

I believe the last time I commented on it was 3 years after I was told it was imminent on a post where I complained that The Reg had been promising it for at least 8 years prior to that. That was a year or so ago.

I've stopped taking any tech advice posted here because they can't do something really quite simple which they keep subtly berating us all for "not doing". Hell, that's if we were ignore that debacle where they tried to post "business" IT topics and the site went to sewage for a good few months until they realised it wasn't their audience at all.

P.S. My own personally-hosted website, email, NTP and other servers have offered IPv6 for over 12 years at least.

Eat your own dogfood, Reg, or stop even joking about it.