* Posts by 's water music

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GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

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Coat

Re: Eh?

SpeakING oF haVING noTHING betteR to do with one's TIME...

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson moves to shut Parliament

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I have no television

wait wut?

Android PDF app with just 100m downloads caught sneaking malware into mobes

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Re: Infuriating

Often turned off so people can use third party TV and movie steaming apps which aren't in the Play Store.

I'm not sure that there is a dependency between the Play Protect functionality and whether or not you enable sideloading. I suspect that play protect continues to scan the apps you have installed from the Play store. I would think that you implicitly accept some responsibility for assessing third-party sourced apps

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Re: "The Register has reached out to CamScanner's developer"

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I'll be there

US regulators push back against White House plan to police social media censorship

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Coat

Re: nothing can eclipse the constitution. Nothing.

Who, or what exactly?

30 to 50 feral hogs?

An Army Watchkeeper drone tried to land. Then meatbags took over from the computers

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`So ………. the operators switched off the engine, and were surprised when it promptly crashed?

Transferrable skills. They had evidently worked on a helldesk in the past but didn't have time to complete the second part of the fix

Researchers peer into crystal ball to see future where everyone's ID is tied to their smartphone

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Re: "mobile versions will be easy to scale quickly"

Maybe it's time to set up my own forecasting company.

I may be able to help with that. I have a report that contains information that I forecast is worth alt least GBP3000 to everyone who reads it. For GPB50000 I will license it to you to resell. You should be able to resell it for at least GBP2000 per person given the value of the information it contains.

**Important** the information above is definitely not the information in the report.

Plot twist: Google's not spying on King's Cross with facial recognition tech, but its landlord is

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Windows

It works just fine

It works well enough to deliver a benefit the interests investing in it and the costs of its failure are imposed on people that don't matter.

As a commercial landlord, if you correctly tag 50% of troublemakers and dispatch a mall cop to kick them off your premises that's a win for you. If you also incorrectly tag the same number of people the mall cop can simply pull his punch if the subject looks obviously affluent/white/middle class and for the others, nobody cares unless society provides an accessible mechanism for them to obtain redress which won't happen often enough for the landlord to be incentivised to change their approach.

Sucks to be him------>

Xbox daddy bakes bread with 4,000-year-old Egyptian yeast

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Re: Eh?

It's not inexplicable, but I won't bore you.

Yeah, Type Gs exist as a dual function power plug/home defence anti-burglar caltrop device. This is also the reason why the Danes, with their type Ks, invented Lego. The NRA have been supressing this information for decades

Brit couch potatoes increasingly switching off telly boxes in favour of YouTube and Netflix

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"It's like your [...], but more expensive and much, much shitter"... ..that's a pretty weird thing to go for.

Have you encountered human people before?

I miss him already, says judge as Mike Lynch's court marathon ends

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Happy

Re: Thinking of the poor children ..

duh -----------------------------------------------------------------------------^

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Trollface

Re: Thinking of the poor children ..

As this trial is being held in the UK can we have witness box please? I regard "stand" as an imported abomination.

<fx>gavel drop</fx>

WTF is Boeing on? Not just customer databases lying around on the web. 787 jetliner code, too, security bugs and all

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Re: certification

we will almost certainly never know

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Re: certification

Who knew Dennis reads el reg?

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certification

Well if Boeing have self-certified that the aircraft is secure then that's good enough for me.

Cloudflare punts far-right hate-hole 8chan off the internet after 30 slayed in US mass shootings

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Re: "Rational Gun Control"

My point is, Haters Gonna Hate. Killers Gonna Kill. And there isn't much you can do to stop someone that determined without crossing moral event horizons. Which is it going to be: chaos or the police state?

And yet limiting access to guns correlates pretty well with significantly lower gun death rates for the rest of the world. What you have there sounds like a false dichotomy.

BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet

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Re: ShitSecurity

If you start tracking bathroom usage people are just going to start pooping in pots and throw it in the garbage can.

If that replaced using the floor and they managed it without any wall smearing, that would be a win at some of the places I have had the misfortune of working at. I always check the toilets before deciding whether to use the shared kitchens

Omni(box)shambles? Google takes aim at worldwide web yet again

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Re: without subdomains in the omnibox how can I...

which one has the electrolytes again?

Giffgaff goody-baddy-bag billing faff: Ofcom fines operator £1.4m for overcharging folks by almost £3m

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Fantastic Mr Fox? Not when he sh*ts on your lawn, kids' trampoline and your soul

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nudge theory

When I still lived in That London, an elderly neighbour used to through food over the chainlink fence that separated the end of our terrace's back gardens from the railway corridor. The foxes used to show up roughly on time showing little nervousness around humans. I presume they never attempted to breach the fence because they were happy with the arrangement or were simply too fat to be able to manage it any more.

Our sales were to genuine customers, Autonomy ex-CEO Mike Lynch insists in court

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Re: I don't know if he's a crook or not, but...

but if it was dodgy, why did Deloitte sign it off as correct, when they analysed the books?

I can't tell if you have never been involved in Audit or are making a very arch joke

Airbus A350 software bug forces airlines to turn planes off and on every 149 hours

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Re: "...need to be hard rebooted after exactly 149 hours"

Not good if the 149 hours is up while on final approach

yeah, I wouldn't start the reboot below FL300 to be on the safe side

Hey, Windows Insiders! Sorry about that whole 20H1 build thing. Won't happen again – honest

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Flighty

We have made the necessary remediation in our Flighting service and have implemented additional changes to help prevent from this happening in the future. We apologize for any troubles this may have caused for affected Insiders and appreciate your assistance in bringing this to our attention so we could make the necessary changes as quickly as possible.

This is PR gold. Can I steal this? (asking for Boeing a friend)

Operation Desert Sh!tstorm: Routine test shoots down military's top-secret internets

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Re: rows of car batteries baking in the 48° heat

Marine [anything] cost[s] about 1.5 times as much , too, but that shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

I am surprised that you have sourced anything boat related at such a low cost multiplier

Incognito mode won't stop smut sites sharing your pervy preferences with Facebook, Google and, er, Oracle

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hedging your bets

I get all my pr0nz from the traditional location of under hedges (thankfully more plentiful in the semi-rural area that I live in nowadays). I'm not worried about trackiers but i have a strict policy of rejecting any cookies that I come across

Experts: No need to worry about Europe's navigation sats going dark for days. Also: What the hell is going on with those satellites?!

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Trollface

Re: "Galileo is doing a literal fandango in the sky"?

I've got an xkcd just for you.

Think of the time the OP would of saved if he was to have just let the fight for 'literal' go

Brit consumers still holding off on buying new PCs until that Brexit thing is over and done with

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Re: EU 10% Tax

The certainty and low interest rates may well lead to a property boom

Thank fuck for that. It is what the country has been crying out for for years

Scientist, war hero and gay icon Alan Turing is new face of the £50 note

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twat

downvoted for not decrying the lack of a disability thus denying my a troll bingo full house

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Re: "Cue gags regarding this note being more bent than a 9 bob note"

Johnson may be a buffoon, but he has a lot of charisma. I'm not suggesting we give him a free pass to do whatever he wants, but if he tries to get people to work together for all our sakes then perhaps we should at least support that.

Johnson's charisma is basically the difference between him and Trump. I also resent the suggestion that he should be supported simply because he is (likely to be the next leader of) the government and the implication that not to do so is some sort of treachery that will be to blame for any future problems with his economic policy

Virgin Media blocks Imgur, literally tens of people rage at UK ISP

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FAIL

looking forward to the Who? Me? column

from the Virgin block-list tech who thought I can save myself some time with a wildcard here

IBM torches Big Tech's get-out-of-jail-free card, says websites should be held responsible for netizen-posted content

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Trollface

Re: Some things never change.

IBM providing hardware, and now software, to one of the world's worst surveillance states. Back on my personal shit list IBM.

wait wut? The Nazi's weren't enough? :-)

(yes, I know, you said back on)

Facebook: The future is private! So private, we designed some handy new fingercams for y'all!

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Re: Just a question of time

well at least you will know where that finger has been now.

Scots NHS symptom checker pings Facebook, Google and other ad peddlers

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Re: "Scots NHS symptom checker pings Facebook, Google and other ad peddlers"

Yeah, but you don't read El Reg to find out about the dangers of Viruses you may have contracted and the spreading of such infections around your population

I don't but my friend has a few questions about an embarrassing medical complaint.

Apollo at 50? How about 40 years since Skylab smacked into Australia

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Re: Exciting time

It's even harder to fit "Uxbridge" into that poem. But worth the effort I feel

this sounds like the makings of a Clue round.

One poem to the theme of another?

$30/month email upstart Superhuman brought low with a blast of privacy Kryptonite

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Re: Hang on a second ....

if they can insert tracking pixels *into* a message then they have access to the plaintext ?

Teh article doesn't make it clear but this service is a gmail plugin that tarts the experience up a bit and tries to add a bit of value by making it simpler to carry out repetitive tasks. The privacy moan was about privacy of people you are sending mail to as it implements tracking pixels in your outgoing mail by default rather than defaulting to off and using the actual standards based read receipt headers (maybe because most sane mail servers either ignore them or allow the recipient to control them)

14 sailors die aboard Russian cable spy, er, ocean research nuke sub after fire breaks out

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Re: Nightmarish stuff

how cramped these vessels were

Vanguards were plenty cramped enough, even before they are fully fitted out

UK.gov pledges probe into tourists' 'motivations'

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Re: The Britain Experience

Are you confusing the gendered terms misandry/misogyny with misanthropy?

I can't speak for all 60 million Brits but I am certainly anti-social miserable when dealing with people. I don't save it all for tourists though.

Is pedantry a British trait or just a twat trait?

Pitch of the week: Helping to stamp out e-cigarettes while removing hurdles to digital learning

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Holmes

PoE

Is there an RJ45 adapter that I can use to charge my Juul?

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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Trollface

>>"Regarding point #1, isn't it shown to be fictional in the show too?"

Yes, that was point #2

Wait, so if point 1 was debunked in a fictional show, surely that means that point 1 still stands IRL?

You're not Boeing to believe this, but... Another deadly 737 Max control bug found

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Although the AoA disagree alert was supposed to display whether or not you had ordered the optional AoA continuous display, apparently there was a bug that meant that the alter was dependent on the optional display in practice:

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>>After deliveries of the 737 Max commenced in 2017, Boeing discovered a software issue prevented the angle-of-attack (AOA) Disagree alert from working if customers had not chosen the optional AOA indicator.

>>“The Boeing design requirements for the 737 Max included the AOA Disagree alert as a standard, standalone feature, in keeping with Boeing’s fundamental design philosophy of retaining commonality with the 737NG,” says the company in a statement issued on 5 May.

>>“Several months” after 737 Max deliveries started in 2017, Boeing engineers discovered that “the 737 Max display system software did not correctly meet the AOA Disagree alert requirements.”

>>“The software delivered to Boeing linked the AOA Disagree alert to the AOA indicator, which is an optional feature on the Max and the NG. Accordingly, the software activated the AOA Disagree alert only if an airline opted for the AOA indicator.”

Bloody vultures! Cheeky Spanish paraglider firm pinched El Reg's mascot

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Trollface

Re: Good artists borrow...

when I heard what Jackson Pollocks sell for I said 'my kid could do that'. The little fucker still hasn't though.

Those darn users don't know what they're doing (not like us, of course)

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Re: Probably a Sony

that reminds me of the lamest feature of my Sony telly. My house has a DTT aerial and a satellite dish. The telly supports both but if you go into the setup menu and enable the Satellite decoder (which was a little fiddly to do) it disables the ITV PLayer app (no great loss in either content or user experience) but teh real stupidz is that every time someone tries to launch the ITV Player app, it disables the satellite decoder again

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Big Brother

Re: Probably a Sony

It is usually quicker to reboot than troubleshoot my Sony Android telly (hold down power button on remote). The telly seems able to bring down the whole LAN sometimes. Also, holding down Home for a few seconds takes you into a task switcher that allows you to kill off apps which can also sometimes help responsiveness. The TV tuner app is shocking though. Lucky broadcast telly is less and less important in my household (telly in general is less and less important but obvs I am tech support to wife and children at home)

There is an alcove in the corner which is out of site of the screen --->

When customers see red, sometimes the obvious solution will only fan the flames

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Re: Dolt

(incest could be involved here)

Eewww, nepotism, one hopes, although a shallow gene pool might explain the idiocy

You're responsible for getting permission from subjects if you want to use Windows Photos' facial recog feature

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how would you enforce this?

dodgy window catch

roll of carpet

quick lime

Wait, you meant the public space/privacy aspect? As you were.

TSB appoints new tech transformation chief cuz last tech transformation went really, really well

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Re: Missing tag

It's an el'reg story about banks and you need a sarcasm tag ?????????

I think the point was that you really shouldn't need a sarcasm given el reg's traditional approach to the news and, in particular, to strories about the banking crisis and past coverage of TSB.

Wait, wut?

To members of Pizza Hut's loyalty scheme: You really knead to stop reusing your passwords

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Re: Yes, but...

The message says to change your password, but I spent a good 20 minutes on the site last night trying to work out how and where, and was unable to do so...

Duh, change your password on all the other sites where you reused it. The loss of loyalty points redeemable for Pizza Hut pizza's could be seen as its own reward

Could you just pop into the network room and check- hello? The Away Team. They're... gone

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Re: POP

Yes, I did continue to swap cards with the power on.

My rule is I only do that if the DC does not have standing water above the floor tile level

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Mushroom

conference call FX

'When we hear a high pitched sound that will be the sound of your phone melting.'

UK's internet registry prepares a £100m windfall for its board members – and everyone else will pay for it

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forner uk

perhaps a second level domain registry (nothing could go wrong with that approach after all)

scot.fuk

niron.fuk

cym.fuk

yorks.fuk

london.fuk

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