* Posts by 's water music

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EU law: Brussels burps up aspirational copyright tweaks

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price banding

Why not just price band by time if territoriality becomes unavailable. License your content for much $$ so rich western europeans can buy it and then price drop later so that poorer europeans can get on board when their means allow

Sorry Nanny, e-cigs have 'no serious side-effects' – researchers

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Re: Going off on a tangent

why does the government get to pick and chose which lifestyle choices get rewarded or punished?

because the super-abundance thing still hasn't worked out and so life is a series of resource management choices. Personally I think representative democracy is generally not a bad mechanism for this compared to most others

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Re: dopeman please can i have another hit?

My wife found that using a nicotine patch alongside the currently available vape liquids worked better than vaping alone for her

Yelp wins fight to remain morally bankrupt

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Re: Yelp is still a thing?

It is like HijackThis log report postings. Just one more thing to filter out in order to find useful information in a web search

The next Bond – Basildon or Bass-Ass? YOU decide

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Re: Emily Blunt

If only for the flirtation with Ms Moneypenny

*I'll get my coat, it's the one with the PPK and exploding belt buckle

Oh, is that what your attributing the explosion in your trousers to?

Is there paper in the printer? Yes and it's so neatly wrapped!

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As an aside, several Americans told me that while we see Homer as lazy and being almost mentally handicapped, in the US he's seen as "an average guy". That worries me a lot, I can only hope they were exaggerating.

I think you will find that they were almost certainly being ironic...

Boffins ID bug behind London's Great Plague of 1665

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Re: I thought this one was fairly clear to be "proper" plague

...and the relatively rear intestinal.

When auto-correct is so wrong it's write?

Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

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Re: For some strange reason...

With Chris O'Dowd as the chief villain, Katherine Parkinson as Moneypenny and Matt Berry as 'M'. I'd watch it.

Add Noel Fielding as Q and you've got a deal (technically you had me at Matt Berry)

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Eddie Izzard FTW

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Fake Twitter accounts, coup plots ... Wacky Hyperloop One lawsuit turns it up to 11

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my kids

Next time my kids come to me for arbitration in a fight over the TV remote or some arcane rules dispute in a game they have been playing I am going to suggest trying some of these tactics to them instead of pretending not to hear or just telling them to grow up because I am not interested.

Cloudy biz Vesk suffers 2-day outage – then boasts of 100% uptime

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Re: One failed drive?

.. and it took the whole storage system out?

What kind of redundancy is that?

The kind delivered in an envelope to the architects' team?

Reports: Autopilot will go on strike if you're not paying attention

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Happy

Re: Electronic onanism!

I wasn't sure if you were making a wanking joke or not, maybe because so many of your posts seem to get bogged down with politics. Just on case you didn't know, Fnaar is a Viz reference (whose appeal is mostly about puerile swearing and knob or fart jokes - hence the popularity on el reg)

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Re: Electronic onanism!

How long till we see surrogate rubber 'hands' available online?

With heaters and a pulse maybe?

Fnaar!

Icon for the imaginary scenario?

Oracle Java copyright war latest: Why Google's luck is about to run out

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Re: I remember this analysis from the SCO case.

There were never ending pundits to say the bad guy was going to win. That didn't work out.M

Well the options here are:

Lawyers

Oracle

Google

So bad guys winning seems like a safe prediction this time around

Adblock Plus chalk talk takes stock: Facebook's gonna block our block of their block of our block? Let's rock

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who facebook is for

I've never had a FB account and if asked I reply that its because I'm not a teenage girl

Shirely facebook is for teenage girls' mums or perhaps grandparents these days? People under thirty only have accounts for their parents/grandparents to follow a sanitised version of their online personas. DKUPATB

Ford announces plans for mass production of self-driving cars by 2021

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Re: The common sense lesson from the 'Roomba Poop' story

All of those things are things that (some) drivers already do on a daily basis. They all sound like things that could, at least sometimes, be trivially detectable by sensors and, at least sometimes, hard to detect with human senses. My kids regularly tread mud or dog shit round the house. I'm struggling to see your point beyond automated cars will get different things wrong compared to humans. Granted, there are issues of public acceptance and confidence to be considered but I am failing to see a fundamental problem

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Re: Is there no icon on El Reg...

I'd still like to see autonomous cars deal with a Devon country lane.

Me too but I'd like to see a highre proportion of meatsack drivers be able to deal with them more since they are in the majority at present

The curious case of a wearables cynic and his enduring fat bastardry

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Re: TV Remote

it was the disparity of perceived volume between shows and adverts which was the problem back then

Perhaps Dabbs was too middle class to watch much ITV. I know I was so mine and my wife's childhood cultural references are a bit out of sync.

And not getting up to push a button on the TV to change channel was something I believe most appreciated

No younger siblings? In an emergency just sit within arm's reach of the telly

'I found the intern curled up on the data centre floor moaning'

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Number ranges

I used to get regular fax calls to my voice line and eventually I connected a modem up to it in order the receive the fax. It was from a museum in Nicosia addressed to the British Museum with a single digit error in the number. I replied with the correct number. Nicosia kept re-sending the fax so I forwarded it to the BM. Nicosia contined to periodically fax my line and never acknowledge my responses

Thieves can wirelessly unlock up to 100 million Volkswagens, each at the press of a button

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Re: Quick Release or build it like it is in my head

Not that I once realised I'd left my wallet on the counter once I'd driven 100 miles

Well better that than getting to 100 miles before realising that you have left the removable steering wheel behind.

Incidentally, does this mean that if I use this technique to steal a VW I would be able to to join the class action suit for the emissions fiddling?

Italian MP threatens parents forcing veggie diets on kids with jail

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Re: AT a BBQ last weekend

[... ate lots of meat...]

I also did a lot of uninteresting things at the weekend unrelated to the article but different to what you reported. Who's the cunt now?

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There is of course. What I was getting at in a very bad way was imposing what you believe to be right is wrong. Vegetarians/Vegans/Fruitarians make the decision, daily, to avoid animal products. They're entitled to if that's what they believe. My problem is that those who decide their child should be brought up the same way aren't doing their child any favours. I don't see a problem in a Vegetarian or Vegan providing their child with a balanced diet consisting of meat as well as vegetables and at an age that is appropriate where they can understand what is being said, you can then tell them where the carrots come from and where the lamb shank came from.

I think you are making a category error. Your argument depends on their being a set of default, non-ideological set of lifestyle choices that should be applied to all children until they are mature enough to choose an ideology of their own. I don't think that such a set exists

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Re: Criminal offence to impose a diet lacking in essential elements ?

I'd say that's not quite as bad. It's negligence rather than imposing poor health through ideology.

Actively trying to give your child an inadequate diet is more serious.

I suspect that the straw parents you complain about would be more likely to be trying to do the opposite. I am not sure that to fail in that goal (of providing a diet that is both vegan and adequately balanced for a child) is morally worse than a failure either to realise that a junk food diet can be harmful or simply not to act on that realisation.

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@bombastic bob

upvoted because I am fairly sure you are trying to make a sensible point behind the set of trolling examples you used to make it

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Re: @ Greg D

At no point did the article say that the proposals would jail anyone feeding their kids on a veggie/vegan diet (actually it didnt say anything about that in detail, but I would assume only enacted when a child is hospitalised and the cause found to be related to poor diet).

It is hard to tell from a google translate reading of the linked article, leaving aside whether the article accurately represents the proposed bill or not but the article suggests a greater penalty if the child's diet results in illness or injury which suggests that it seeks to proscribe certain diets. What is less clear from the article is how a "diet lacking in essential elements for growth" is defined and whether the bill includes vegan diets by definition or not. Since one might expect that failing to adequately feed a child would be covered already by safeguarding regulations one might assume that this bill is either trying to proscribe something more specific or create a more narrowly defined offence to make prosecution easier. It sounds as though the proposer has a bee in her bonnet over veg/vegan diets and may be somewhat of a populist so I would be inclined to be suspicious until some evidence os offered that the bill is not motivated by unnecessary or malicious interference. I am assuming here that basic safeguarding is already adequately covered.

Brexit Britain: HP Sauce vs BBC.co.uk – choices that defined voters

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Re: Class divide

Yes, the vote was most likely the result of an underlying disatisfaction with current politics more than anything else.

Was Brexit a bad outcome - probably, yes. But it has highlighted the real problem with this country. Class bigotry. And not necessarily from the 'working class' either.

That seems very consistent with a PM feature 'Brexit Street' consisting of extended interviews with people from Sunderland. Last nights hairdresser seemed to have been largely motivated by the (justified) feeling that her region has been ignored for years by the political elites and her desire was to send a message by voting against what she perceived as the side supported by those elites. I was struck by the irony of handing back more control to Westminster (hardly likely to result in more attention/resources for the North East based on past performance).

I agree that the brands article was probably more about confirmation bias meets self-promotion and I share your worries about societal polarisation.

Violence, vandals and vomit: London's naughtiest tech Tube stations revealed

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you need a head still attached to the body for an ambulance to be of any effect.

AIUI the decapitation angle was simply a made up tabloid trope. Still, not a very pleasant sounding event nonetheless.

Pokémon Go tragedy strikes

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Re: The hype cycle is getting shorter

Short hype cycle complaints?

...so five seconds ago

wait wat?

Gullible Essex Police are now using junk science lie detectors

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Re: What they need

They'll be rehabilitating using retro-phrenology next.

Sounds like a trepanner just took a marketing course

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Re: Confessions

The suspect confessed to a violation of parole. That's what the evidence is. If they want to retract the confession, they will probably have to show some reason for it

Confessions are like eye-witness reports. They sound like they ought to be good evidence but they are not.

As an aside, it's often pretty easy for me to tell if someone is being deceptive. When your safety depends on reading people's intentions it's instinctive, and I'd imagine most LEOs have something similar.

Hmmn, LEOs who trust their 'instinctive' insights. We all have them, but the wisest of us know that they should always be critically challenged even if they are a useful heuristic in a time critical situation

She wants it. She needs it. Shall I give it to her or keep doing it by myself?

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Re: Obsessive

# Boo, I got a back up plan to the back up plan

# To back up my back up plan #

HMRC research finds 'resistance' to proposals to shift contractor tax compliance burden

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Re: How hard can it be?

Because removing tax free allowances would hit the poorest hardest -not exactly a vote winner.

It wins votes from the rich and let's face it they can afford more votes

Pokemon Go driver woes

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buzzfeed ftw

is this one of those periodic unfunny listicle parodies that I haven't got or is this click bait really so threadbare?

UK 'emergency' bulk data slurp permissible in pursuit of 'serious crime'

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Coat

Re: Exactly what defines 'serious crime'?

I only do crimes for teh lulz so no can has my datas* plz

*do you see my light-hearted crime there?

Dying! Yahoo! writes! off! half! of! the! $1bn! it! paid! for! Tumblr!

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Re: Desperation

OK, I don't think there is such a silly thing as hell, but it is at times like this that I wish there was.

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One in five consumers upgraded to Win10 for free instead of buying a PC

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Re: Why would they have bought a new PC?

Would it have broken if MS hadn't decided to offer a free upgrade?

No, but if the upgrade had been paid then you could offset that mentally against the cost of a new PC with Win 10 included (I am aware that that cost would already include a Win 10 license component although the OEM license would presumably be cheaper than the retail upgrade)

Gaming apps, mugging and bad case of bruised Pokéballs

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I don't get the whole Pokemon thing. I've going on smartphone assisted hikes with the kids from a couple of years now. Geocaching, for which I happily pay (10 euro every three months or something). Except for the AR, how is Pokemon GO different ?

It isn't. I don't get how you could get one and not the other. Each to their own. I enjoy plenty of dull and pointless activities.

It's not our fault we don't hire black people, says Facebook

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Re: Orchestra candidates

I wonder why the down-vote. I also had this is mind as a text-book example of demonstrable discrimination in selection processes. Whether it is, or is characterised as institutional, subconscious or just covert doesn't really matter. It serves as a good case study that suggests that if your selection demographics are skewed then it is worth critically examining why that is, whether you believe in good faith that they are fair or not.

Tesla whacks guardrail in Montana, driver blames autopilot

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Re: "A.I. is hard."

but blaming new tech with a high media profile for your inadequate driving skills is easy

Kotkin on who made Trump and Brexit: Look in the mirror, it's you

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Re: I'm lost.. . .

don't describe any group I'm familiar with or provide any useful point of reference

AO does make it sound a bit no true Scotsman. I have Kotkin sat in my reading queue so maybe that will be more enlightening

Blighty will have a whopping 24 F-35B jets by 2023 – MoD minister

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Questions for a select comittee...

When the do you want to upgrade to Windows 10 F35 pop-up appeared, did the MOD click on Ok or did they click on the red X assuming that that would cancel the upgrade. If the latter then they ought to be able to sue to recover 10k of the costs at least?

As an industrial/employment support subsidy, how does it stack up against giving Tata all the £50 notes they need to burn to power their blast furnaces as a means of defraying their energy costs if they keep Port Talbot open?

Science non-fiction: Newly spotted alien world bathes in glow of three stars

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Re: Liu Cixin was right!!

well at least the Chinese have already built the world's largest radio telescope so now we have the trisolaran's coordinates we can get on with the transmission

Last panel in place, China ready to boot up giant telescope

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Re: Creeping Americanisation

> never mind how big a baseball field actually is

They're all different sizes, so not a useful metric for anything.

I would have thought that that property was a strong advantage for many measurements such as those made by Humpty-Dumpty for example

Isis crisis: Facebook makes Bristol lass an unperson

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Re: My real name is Terry Wrist...

...and the problems I have online now... Well, you wouldn't believe it.

There's probably this one weird trick that would solve them.

Encryption, wiretaps and the Feds: THE TRUTH

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Re: Russia Snoopers Charter

@John Mangan

I'm puzzled, are you upset because of the constitutional technicality that the PM is appointed by the queen rather than being elected by anybody or something else?

Amazon slashes mobe prices to get more eyes on lockscreen ads

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Re: Who's going to bother with that?

Especially for those who may purchase 'personal' accessories on Amazon, can you imagine the targeted ads for the new 12" Arsenator strap on cock popping up when you're at the vicars for afternoon tea?

Well I simply use a separate Amazon account for my more intimate purchases. Doesn't everyone? Plus, the vicar would be disappointed if my new 12" Arsenator strap on cock didn't pop up at tea time.

My face when it does --->

Peter Gabriel-backed music startup goes titsup, takes £500k of your money with it

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Re: Pubic-Money cosy backroom Deals...

It makes me not want to pay taxes ever again! How do others feel....?

To be fair my feelings are unchanged. I have always felt this way about taxes :-)

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Joke

I would have invested if Lily Cole was involved.

I would of upvoted you if you had written "would of"

What Brexit means for you as a motorist

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what does brexit mean for me...

...as a what does Brexit mean for me "journalist"?

...as a dev-ops practitioner?

...as a "content" aggregating site operator?

Florida man sues Apple for $10bn, claims iPod, iPhone was his idea

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WTF?

rounded corner tablet prior art ftw

information technology

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