* Posts by 's water music

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Uncle Sam backs down on slurping passwords from US visa hopefuls

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Re: Darwinian

You'd think humans would have evolved to not care about birth dates and anniversaries by now.

Those who do are unlikely to be together long enough to raise kids.

Is this a model of sexual selection pressure in favour of people who can remember them?

Booze stats confirm boring Britain is drying

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drunk posting again

New figures on British drinking habits from the Office of National Statistics show teetotalism continues to rise, with our prudent youth leading the way in moderate alcohol consumption... ...Don't expect to find that in the papers, though... ...But even binge boozing is on the wane.... ...If your news consumption was limited to the Daily Mail and the BBC, a mouthpiece for temperance groups, you would probably have the exact opposite impression.

Well I am not going to visit the Mail site to check their coverage so I will assume that Mr O has that one right (it agrees with my own predjudices after all) but sadly the BBC has failed to meet his expectations (although they appear to break Betteridge's law)

Hackers uncork experimental Linux-targeting malware

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>>password!!!!!!!!!1111111Jesus

How did you know mine? Is it in the list of passwords?

Ha Ha. I'm safe then, mine's password!!!!!!!!!1111111J3bus

Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor

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Furthermore, I don't quite get how the fingerprint is used. It seems to require a permanent connection to check it against MC's servers?

My guess is that the card stores some sort of hash of your finger print and compares this with a hash of the output of its onboard scanner. It seems reasonable that you might have to visit a branch to enroll your finger and load the hash onto the card (which would allow for some sort of greater validation of identity).

Will the MOAB (Mother Of all AdBlockers) finally kill advertising?

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Re: nice reference

Hah. Idiocracy is purported to be a work of fiction, set at 500 years in the future, but... this future seems to be approaching rapidly

Yawn. Wake me up when I can have my flying car the new series of Ow! My Balls is on

Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Re: dummies

Webex Web Meetings for Dummies

Is there another kind? I've never attended one, even when I am the first to log in

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

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Re: Shout through the letterbox

> Ok Alexa order 100 dildos

"Order them to do what?"

Do a little dance, make a little love

Get down tonight, get down tonight?

MPs worried Brexit vote website wobble caused by foreign hackers

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A committee of MPs has expressed concerns that schoolchild's homework might have been eaten by a dog.

#FakeDogNews. Some big boys did it and ran away. Sad.

LOL jk but seriously though how did they eliminate Russel's Teapot?

I can only assume these same MP's think the entirety of google is running on a single PC like ones on their desks.

How would they fit my desktop inside the box?

Eric S. Raymond says you probably fit one of eight tech archetypes

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speaking as a solipsist

I have never understood the need to categorise other people since I'm not sure that they even exist.

But I don't know why I am trying to convince you lot of that.

Apple’s premium TV plans – the hobby doomed to stay that way

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Re: Apple TV poor in the UK

Just get a Now TV box. You can pick them up for around £15 in supermarkets when they have them on offer...

GBP15 is the base price (for the v2 with wired LAN but no composite out). The higher-priced 'offers' are bundled with now-tv passes.

I would guess a *lot* will be available on freecysle (&c) just now since the last auto firmware update removed the ability to sideload additional apps (like Plex which was a common use case)

Facebook's 'delightful' AI Clippy the Paperclip creeps into Messenger

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Re: and it will be as broken as Google is

And the search engines aren't helping when they decide that you've mis-spelled something or that what you're really interested in is actually something else, or when it starts to return random rubbish related to one of your search terms when you would really most sincerely rather prefer that it return no results for your carefully-crafted query. Sometimes one feels safer knowing that there are no musical groups comprised of alto clarinets, bagpipes, banjos, and violas.

Searching for rusty trombones again?

Microsoft's new hardware: eight x86 cores, 40 GPU cores

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Re: I'll buy it

I like my PS2. The one with the HDD and UNIX mod

MCA FTW

Londoners will be trialling driverless cars in pedestrianised area

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Re: Squashed jogger or two?

>>Five cameras and three lasers will help the robo-motor navigate at up to 10mph along a riverside path used by pedestrians and cyclists.

I'm thinking it will have trouble catching up with any joggers at that sort of speed.

Hence the lasers. Presumably the riverside trial site is chosen with the sharks' welfare in mind.

Icon for who is really driving in a driverless car

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Re: You were geographically challenged if you were near the T&L refinery

It's on the other bank! Perhaps you went through the Blackwall tunnel?

Nonetheless it is a very visible landmark such as might be used as a locating reference by a non-native although an inadvertent pedestrian traverse of the Blackwall tunnel might explain the authors traumatic memories. Personally I have lots of happy childhood memories of that waterfront at a time when there were still many decaying industrial sites that were accessible to a young explorer

Governments could introduce 'made by humans' tags - legal report

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Re: What to do with the unemployed?

I often wonder what they'll do with the 7 billion + humans when the majority is out of work.

Soylent green.

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How do they tag products made by humans using machines?

Who do you jail once skynet starts telling the machines to add 'made by humans' tags to all their output?

Drone complaints to cops are up twelvefold in three years

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Re: Hmm...

"someone in Suffolk complained to police that a drone operator was spying on neighbouring teenage girls sunbathing in their garden"

I notice, not their teenage daughters sunbathing in their gardens, but "neighbouring teenage girls".

Drones disturbing their own "inspections" were becoming a problem?

Suffolk? gotta be cousins though. Probably some (several?) other family relationships as well

Confidence in £70m customs system has 'collapsed', warns Treasury Committee

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Re: Requirements?

which will cost at least twice the original budget and take 3-5 years to implement in India.

Twice the price for 5x capacity scaling? Are you drunk? The only possible way the increase could be low-balled like that would be if the contractor thinks that that will push the date (at which the government realises that it is cheaper to write off the entire project than to continue) far enough out that they will be able to invoice more in total

SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge

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re-use?

Has anyone ever seen Terry Christian and Elon Musk in the same room? Just putting that out there.

IT contractors behind IR35 calculator to leave HMRC... because of IR35

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Re: "Departments have been told to arbitrarily rule that far more are inside IR35."

in government ... a tipping point has been reached, and now it's just an shower of incompetence everywhere you look

Aren't you confusing government with human society here?

Florida Man can't pause cycle on Samsung 'exploding' washing machine lawsuit

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Gimp

Re: Violently disassembling themselves ?

>>That's not self-disassembly! That's what you do to washing machines caught downloading vacuum-cleaner pron from the interwebs..

Still, it's oddly fascinating to watch.

I've never seen any but can you recommend a good source? (asking for a IOT washing machine)

Miss Misery on hacking Mr Robot and the Missing Sense of Fun

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Re: "the drug-induced stupor makes it difficult"

Otherwise you may believe you hacked the Kremlin, when you just installed Windows 3.1 on your new shiny laptop.

Wow, thank fuck for that. I've been worrying about getting arrested for the last fifteen years but I can relax now

Cheap, flimsy, breakable and replaceable – yup, Ikea, you'll be right at home in the IoT world

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Re: Lightswitches...

Many think the same about London....wonder if it is said about most capital cities.

That it is not part of France? If pressed, almost all people I would have thought.

UK Home Sec: Give us a snoop-around for WhatApp encryption. Don't worry, we won't go into the cloud

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Re: AC: "Some saddo.."

Don't believe me? I worked in a UK hospital where muslim doctors, yes, fucking doctors, were cheering the twin towers! Just think about that for a moment.

[citation needed]

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Re: Knee

I used to work for the HO. Surveillance[...]used to be stroppy labourers after the black death, Catholics, nonconformists generally, Chartists, the Irish, then socialists/communists, pacifists, animal rightists, and now Muslims.

Anon, although they probably know who I am...

The one with the most long service awards ?

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Given she wants "no place for terrorists to hide", will she also be banning wardrobes?

Presumably the wardrobes could be dismantled and recycled as bed skirts. Double win.

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Re: Colour me surprised

>> "The best people who understand the necessary hashtags to stop this stuff even being put up" is quite impressive, even for a Tory minister.

I assume this was "file hashes" starting in Cheltenham and going through too many civil servants before getting to Amber Rudd.

I lolled to myself and thought that too but then I started wondering which was more likely, that a tech briefing would get slightly garbled somewhere between page and mouth or that minister would want us to think that the solution to terrorism was as simple as Twitter blocking the hashtags #isis and #deathtowesterndemocracy and that because Twitter wouldn't do it was fair game for the gov to wade in and demand en end to encryption. Now I'm off to have a little cry.

Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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Re: It's crazy, but it's very Miele

Never understood applicance insurance (except it's a big earner for the retailers and insurers)

Sorry, what was the bit you couldn't understand?

Robo-Uber T-boned, rolls onto side, self-driving rides halted

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Re: Bizarre response

Maybe the configuration of extra kit inside has raised the centre of gravity, and someone finally realised this isn't a good thing.

It's an SUV. Those things roll over if you give them a hard stare

Bloke, 48, accused of whaling two US tech leviathans out of $100m

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Re: "whaling (like phishing, but bigger)"

when you're called Ishmael?

$1m Popslate e-ink screen venture tanks, Indiegogo backers flame out

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missed opportunity

Shirley they could have significantly defrayed their expenses by selling off the gen 1 screens as electro-smog-woo attenuators on some new age bullshit marketplace? It's not like their morals or chutzpah would prevent them from taking this path.

Dr Hannah Fry: We need to be wary of algorithms behind closed doors

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Re: It doesn't have to be computerised

What exactly is new here?

The scale of the problem. Weapons of Math Destruction by Cathy O'Neil is an interesting light-weight read on the subject.

Effort to fire Euro Patent Office president beaten back – again

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truth or dare?

Given the mans tenacity in digging into what is presumably a comfortable niche, one wonders why Battistelli simply doesn't behave like such a massive disk to his staff. Is he simply such a massive arsehole that behaving like that is the reason that he likes the position or is it some sort of unintended consequence of whatever he is up to? Could it be just a socio-pathic version of bogies?

Tech titan pals back up Google after 'foreign server data' FBI warrant ruling

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Re: Are the account holders US residents?

If they can establish that then I think the authorities should have the right to do so with a court order - otherwise companies would be able to avoid lawful discovery everywhere in the world by keeping data in a different country from its owner.

I think you are rather missing the fundamentals of sovereignty. If the account holders are resident in the US then the appropriate measure would surely be to apply sanctions on them to encourage cooperation. This might be appropriate for non-residents too but would tend to have less value in practice

Can you ethically suggest a woman pursue a career in tech?

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Re: Having your cake and eat it...

And why should those of us (both male and female) who choose to persue a career and "go without children" pay extra in taxation so that someone can have free childcare?

I suspect a strictly utilitarian argument would be most to your taste: because optimising the economic activity of your 'free loading' colleagues and their children will likely benefit you in the short term and pay your pension in the long term

This is where UK's Navy will park its 65,000-tonne aircraft carriers

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Re: "...a local transformer which takes it up from the standard 50Hz to the carriers’ 60Hz..."

I suspect that this is a colloquial use of 'transformer' not a technical one. I expect that there will be compatibility issues with that 3 plug and 2 pin socket!

Should have gone for USB C. Can plug in at virtually any port and even when capsized. I suppose we'll find out the batteries are non-removable next

Official: America auto-scanned visitors' social media profiles. Also: It didn't work properly

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opsec for millenials

1 Don't tweet or livestream* your seekrit plans

2 Change vowels for numbers in your screen name to defeat AI matching in case you forget 1

Bullet proof

*yes, yes, I know only remedial class still grannies still use FB

Is that a phone in your hand – or a gun? This neural network reckons it has it all figured out

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Re: Can it detect someone armed with a pointed stick?

No silly, they don't need a a computer to detect people with sticks. They have meat sacks who can do that already.

The future of Not Reality is a strap-on that talks to my smarting ring

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Re: Stevie Nicks

I'll just leave this here

User lubed PC with butter, because pressing a button didn't work

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Butter lube?

I would suspect that the story about a stuck disk was simply a face saving ruse to cover up the real story

Oh my God, 911 is down. Quick, call… aaargh!

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Re: Of course, it's already designed and everything's been thought of....

there is a critical need to ensure federal support for upgrading our 911 systems into a next-generation 911 environment..."

What could possibly go wrong?

Incorrectly routed federal support?

Instagram phishing apps pulled from Google Play

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Re: I'm enjoying sitting in my walled garden

Mind your head on that bridge though

:-)

Road accident nuisance callers fined £270,000 for being absolute sh*tbags

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Re: Heh. Government "enforcement."

[...rant...] ...in the US... ...under hardcore left-wing progressive government...

lol

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Re: My policy is...

"Sadly, in the UK, it is illegal to use any profane language across any telephone. So, do not swear!"

citation please - i dont doubt you at all, i would like the reference!

Communications Act 2003 section 127 para 1(a) seems the most likely refernce that the PP had in mind:

(1)A person is guilty of an offence if he—

(a)sends by means of a public electronic communications network a message or other matter that is grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character;

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Devs bashing out crappy code is making banks insecure – report

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Re: Geographically, the UK scores the lowest out of all regions. France scores best.

Or maybe a non English speaking country has less incentives in outsourcing development to the usual sources of English speaking ones?

There are plenty of ex-colonial Francophone countries with (headline) cheap labour (and cheap French companies looking to cut similar corners)

Self-employed bear the brunt of Spring Budget with additional National Insurance contributions

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Re: Wow...

...or on weapons that we can fire at unarmed brown people.

To be fair, most of the most expensive ones either never get delivered or don;t work when they do, so happier days for unarmed brown people. And defence contractors. And senior procurement staff.

Huawei's just changed the way you'll use Android

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Re: This one amazing trick...

... will change the way you use Android forever?

I didn't believe what happened next

Dyson backs Britain plc with $2.5bn AI and robotics investment

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Re: Airblade, airfield, airware

Whenever I see a Dyson Airblade hand dryer in action I wonder where the water is going.

Perhaps bifocals would reveal the turbid puddle beneath the dryer. They get your hands nice and dry though

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Re: Airblade, airfield, airware

Whenever I look at hear a Dyson airblade fan or hand dryer, I think of the Rockwell XVF-12 VTOL jet

FTFY

‘Andromeda’ will be Google’s Windows NT

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Re: Damn and blast

My cat's call Oedi

I renamed my cat from CP/M to Multics after the vet kept moaning that their patient database wouldn't accept non-alpha characters in the Name field