* Posts by 's water music

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Google, propaganda, and the new New Man

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Re: Lying is always bad propaganda, because it deceives and misleads the people

Au contraire, Lying is the best propaganda isasmuch as it is the only propaganda. If it isn't some sort of lie it isn't propaganda by definition

Big Tech slams Trump on plan to deport kids

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Re: OBAKA

[Obama] created the WORST replacement for a previously working industry (medical industry and insurance)

Certainly appears to have interfered with your meds today. I'm with @dougs, the awsome powah of your irregular capitalisation tends to make your best posts too much like your worst ones.

Retail serfs to vanish, all thanks to automation

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Re: time to Tax the Robots

Then how will all those unemployed people be able to afford to buy all that 'tat' from the likes of Amazon?

Time to invest in the supply of machine oil, nuts and bolts, fancy battery packs and decals etc

Connect at mine free Wi-Fi! I would knew what I is do! I is cafe boss!

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Re: a powerful black bulb lighting up black against a black background...

Sounds like a Disaster Area.

Smells like a glove to me

Deputy AG Rosenstein calls for law to require encryption backdoors

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Linux

call to arms

It's funny; US conservatives often deride gun control by saying "criminals don't obey laws, so if we ban guns then only criminals will have them."

The same logic applies to banning (or back-dooring) encryption. The sheeple will use the security-neutered comms to send cat pics to mom, and ISIS / the mafia / etc. will use something like PGP

But unless enough "sheeple" also use proper encryption, then 'properly encrypted' becomes a sufficiently valuable property for identifying 'traffic of interest' and allows TLAs to concentrate resources on looking out for opsec fuckups or meta-data so ISIS will need to cut over to using lame-o encryption on their seecrit comms steggoed into cat videos

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UK council fined £70k for leaving vulnerable people's data open to world+dog

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Re: cost per person

So the value of PII is £23 per person?

Once that is amortized over five years I am pretty sure they could cover their loses from the fine by selling google a license to keep using it

China claims to have turbine-powered drone carrying 200kg payload

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Coat

Re: The power of advertsising

You too may be a big hero,

Once you've learned to count backwards to zero.

"in german or in english I know how to count down,

And I'm learning Chinese," says wernher von braun.

my emphasis

NYPD head of IT doubles down on Windows smartphone idiocy

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Re: Hold on, if I read this right

it's all blown up in Microsoft's face, and all they've got to show for giving away the phones is some very potent brand damage for Windows Phone

Yeah, imagine the accounting write-down they are going to swallow for that. My guess is that they will push it up to a dollar because that is a nice round number and you can offset the inflated figure against tax

Uber sued by Uber for tarnishing the good name of Uber

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Re: Maybe just change your name?

Or change their name to "The Good Uber".

Best Uber (Juche IT Services)?

Not the Uber You're Looking For?

ISIS?

New Uber?

Sellafield?

WannaCrypt NHS victim Lanarkshire infected by malware again

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Re: "Plus public sector IT has been an easy target for cuts for years"

strange how the surveys were during the summer and in Cornwall/West Wales

Shirley someone who decamps to Cornwall/West Wales for weather based treats/gravy deserves more sympathy than opprobrium?

Intel CEO Krzanich quits Trump's Manufacturing Council over response to Charlottesville rallies

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Re: Seems some commenters here....support quitters.

A mob pulls down/destroys a historic statue on government property and that criminal act is supposed to project love/respect/tolerance? ISIS did similar acts not long ago

I assume you are referring to this but ironically your description would equally fit this

Batteries that don't burn at the drop of a Galaxy Note 7? We're listening

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Trollface

Re: The inventor of Li-ion batteries already has the replacement ready

IOW, I'll believe it once it actually enters the market.

No need, you can already invest in my kickstarter for a cold-fusion powered smart phone...

Police camera inaction? Civil liberties group questions forces' £23m body-cam spend

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Megaphone

Re: Two sides to every argument

Avoid being caught by speed cameras. Use this one weird trick...

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Foot-long £1 sausage roll arrives

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sausagefest

letters?

A sarcasm detector bot? That sounds absolutely brilliant. Definitely

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Here's one I prepared earlier

function EmojiTranslate(StrInput,intSubjectAge)

'Emoji translate function. strInputString:Unicode string for translation.

'intSubjectAge:age in years of translation requester.

'Returns unicode string

If intSubjectAge<30 Then

EmojiTranslate=StrInput

Else

EmojiTranslate="meh"

End if

End function

UK publishes Laws of Robotics for self-driving cars

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Re: "Ensure systems are secure over their lifetime"

... any given model of car is likely to have a road presence that goes largely beyond the decade, meaning that the manufacturer will be responsible for keeping the updates available for that model for however long there are still cars of that model running. In other words, it would be very badly received if a car maker announces that support for a given model will be retired because it stopped making it a decade ago

Well I suppose they could announce a service life before the model goes on sale. Fleet operators and contract hire providers wouldn't care if they went into the deal with open eyes. There would come a point when it would be cheaper to compensate the remaining owners. Again not really a problem if the cutoff date and terms were declared prior to first sale.

Parents claim Disney gobbled up kids' info through mobile games

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Happy

Re: I can haz audi?

Mum: Do you want me to get daddy?

Lad: No. Spider-man please.

What do you expect? Just buy the boy the car already. Think of the savings in therapy bills down the line.

The Telegraph has killed Prince Philip

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Coat

Re: What a pity, these German impostors are not dead yet!

so best the Ginger haired man for succession

On the basis of not being a blood relative?

Sun of a b... Rising solar temp wrecks chances of finding ET in our system

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How do we know lifeforms don't exist in the Sun but we're too dumb or insignificant to communicate with them ?

Let's fire some rockets at one of it's satellites to destroy it. That ought to be enough to provoke them into making contact. I cannot foresee any possible fiascos that could arise from this course of action.

BBC’s Micro:bit turns out to be an excellent drone hijacking tool

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a Pi Zero W would be a much more capable device.

Yes, but I think that one of the points was that a shedload more Micro:bits have already been handed out to 12-13-year-olds

Currys PC World rapped after Knowhow Cloud ad ruled to be 'misleading'

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Re: As a rule of thumb

Any company bragging that their service is "military grade" without going into technically credible specifics is selling snake oil.

I used to think that before I worked peripherally to defense procurement and realised that late delivery, massive overpricing and barely functional products is what 'mil spec' is all about.

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An 'AI' that can diagnose schizophrenia from a brain scan – here's how it works (or doesn't)

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Re: the elephant in the room

false positives would significantly out number true positives. The conundrum of Positive Predictive Value that makes medical screening dangerous.

That is a big problem in a population screening program but less so if the diagnostic test is applied to people who have presented with problematic symptoms and a doctor is looking for decision support in deciding on a course of action. Of course the prediction algorithm will simply have encoded the subjective diagnoses used to classify the training subject cohort but there may be some room for improving some diagnoses.

Google goes home to Cali to overturn Canada's worldwide search result ban

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Re: Extra-territorial control

@donn bly the distinction that your beer/Saudi analogy fails to capture is that extra territorial judicial rulings are hardly unique and hardly an issue without extra territorial enforcement unless the subject of the judgement wants some sort of quid quo pro with the judicial authority. If Saudi were to issue a judgement forbidding, say, Diageo from beer sales worldwide then Diageo are quite free to say Fuck You unless they also want to sell soft drinks in Saudi in which case the Kingdom has some leverage over them and they face a commercial choice..,

It is a tricky issue for sure as international law (whether formal or speculative) relies on a combination of custom and practice, community standards and culture but is ultimately underwritten by the threat of force

China crams spyware on phones in Muslim-majority province

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Pint

Re: Because: Security

@Chris G In the '70s... ...I worked at the Daily Express... ...the alarm used to go off at least a couple of times a week, ... We regarded it as a good time to go to the Wig and Pen in Fleet Street for a coffee or a pint, then back to work.

in 70s Fleet Street? Pant's on fire much?

Microsoft ctrl-Zs 'killing' Paint, by which we mean offering naff app through Windows Store

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Re: Windows 3.11

That's Paintbrush.. NOT Paint.

although 'pbrush' is still aliased to paint

UK ministers' Broadband '2.0' report confuses superfast with 10Mbps

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Ah, but does your broadband go up to 11 on the dial?

Insanely fast broadband unboxing. You won't believe what happened next

'Coke dealer' called us after his stash was stolen – cops

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Happy

Re: Florida Man

I have long maintained that there is a finite number of IQ points in the world. the larger the population the lower the average number. We used to keep some in reserve so that people like Newton, Einstein and Franklin could exist. Now we end up with people calling the cops when their drugs get stolen...

Then again, it is Florida

One could argue that Florida has made more than adequate sacrifices in the cause of IQ Point Conservation. What are you doing?

UK.gov watchdog didn't red flag any IT projects. And that alone should be a red flag to everyone

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Pint

Re: Amber is the new Red, grade inflation

Red means "this project has just irrevocably failed, bury it".

Extend the colour scale to include infra-red and the failing project becomes invisible.

Trebles all round...

Brit prosecutors ask IT suppliers to fight over £3 USB cable tender

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In the 1980s and 90s I was in much the same situation. I found that sexually harassing myself was terribly boring...

I refer the PP to my previous response

UK regulator set to ban ads depicting bumbling manchildren

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Au contraire. Showing a man as a baffoon is perfectly realisic. Cromulent even.

More woody than tinny

Russia launches non-terrifying satellite that focuses Sun's solar rays onto Earth

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Wow, that's quite a lot of one star reviews.

Maybe it's not worthwhile after all.

Well, one person with a Slavic sounding name left an English language review which could explain it..

This app requires a code that you get only if you're a crowdfunder or if you apply for a bank card

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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It's all about suspension of disbelief...

:)

Well that's all very well but with the majority of the story lines revolving around the Doctor's cock and balls you can see why some of the fans are worried about how that is going to work now. Wait, wat?

No icon to allow readers to project their own interpretation-->

UK.gov snaps on rubber gloves, prepares for mandatory porn checks

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Gimp

Re: butt...

Barn Door closing after the horse bolted years ago.

Personally I am happy that someone keeps the pr0n barn door bolted and so are my chickens

Burglary in mind? Easy, just pwn the home alarm

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Re: "Showing their age"?

Yeah - the point ...

Yeah - the point with a joke is... ...wait was I just meta-trolled?

User left unable to type passwords after 'tropical island stress therapy'

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Re: Government staff: need I say more?

"Been a while, but when I was working at the Uni, one of the lecturers (might have been a grad student, can't remember) emailed the support staff asking "Is email working?" I replied with something like "seem to be.."

Never heard anything back from him."

maybe he didn't get your email...

if only the OP hadn't been too glib to add "...let me know if you don't receive this."

Slower US F-35A purchases piles $27bn onto total fighter jet bill

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Re: Caveat emptor

"Taking the F-35A price rises as a guide, the price per airframe of each F-35B could now be $131.4m each".

It has to be asked: with or without engine?

Do you want woofers and tweeters with that sir?

Juno beams back first closeups of Jupiter's unsightly red acne

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Re: Where's the monolith?

well it's black and full of stars so it isn't going to leap out from the background is it. Those trippy, multi-coloured graphics were always going to make much better desktop wallpaper.

His Muskiness wheels out the Tesla Model 3

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Re: It will retail for just $35,000

...diesel generator.

Dinosaur compost bin?

OMG, dad, you're so embarrassing! Are you P2P file sharing again?

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Windows

Re: Who's of thunk it

Middle aged blokes who do P2P file sharing also seek paid "escorts". Since I only hit one of the three criteria I can't judge whether that is reasonable or not, but I'm sceptical. Still, who am I to doubt marketing?

You damn millenials, can't you just listen to some free music instead of pushing up the price of escorts for us old farts?

Tesla, GitHub, tech bro VCs... Silicon Valley sexism row explodes as more women go public

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Headmaster

Not just cool but Uber-cool

>>über-cool Bay Area

What exactly is uber-cool about an area where it is an essential career requirement NOT TO HAVE A LIFE.

Uber - Prefix used to form a word that means a shitty, broken or otherwise negative version of the affixed term. From the US based sexual harassment and taxi company.

Create a user called '0day', get bonus root privs – thanks, Systemd!

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Re: the problem with clueless amateurs...

>>"A lot of good things started in the medieval period"

That's nothing compared to the Roman times.

Why, what did the Romans ever do for us?

New work: Algorithms to give self-driving cars 'impulsive' human 'ethics'

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Re: intellectual masturbation

This type of work is an exercise in intellectual masturbation (useless process that just makes those doing it feel good

I call Category Error. Masturbation is never useless.

For all the chaos it sows, fewer than 1% of threats are actually ransomware

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Headmaster

Re: fewer than 1%

so, "fewer" is the same as "less than" .. really?

I felt compelled to up vote you, obviously, but every time I do it, it makes me like myself a little fewer.

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Re: Holy crap - I saw it!!

Didn't this bums-to-the-wall mentality disappear after leaving school?

Depressingly no. I just witnessed a light hearted joke progress through exactly this stage.

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Wait is just me or are the ysaying one has to be forced to be hetro ? Are they saying sexual orientation is a choice

Well they capitalise CHOICE elsewhere (being a tenet of the Gay Agenda meme I would have been surprised to not see this). I think what they are saying is that the Gay Lifestyle looks so damn tempting that any kid not fed a strict diet of "Hetrosexual" propaganda is bound to succumb. I would make an implication that they are just projecting but I suspect it is a brilliant troll.

French general accused of nicking fast jet for weekend trips to the Sun

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The better trick would have been to have the lion ride pillion...

Better for whom?

Robots will enable a sustainable grey economy

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I wish your uncle a long and healthy life...

...but please let him know that he has bought a car with fancy cruise control and not an autonomous mobility aid. If he doesn't have the strength or reaction times to pilot a large chunk of metal around the the roads that he shares with me and people that are important to me then he needs to get it properly adapted or stop driving on public roads

Blunder down under: self-driving Aussie cars still being thwarted by kangaroos

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Coat

Re: Identification problem?

>when it's in the air it actually looks like it's further away, then it lands and it looks closer

Are you sure Volvo aren't confusing kangaroos and boomerangs? The latter do have that sort of behaviour.

...So I was wondering my the boomerang kept getting bigger and bigger...

...

...and then it hit me.

I'm in the A&E queue all week folks.

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Joke

Re: Wrong Predators

[Aus not terra nullis]

thanks for that, you learn something new every day.

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Trollface

Re: Wrong Predators

Who introduced them?

Nobody, they were totally the first humans to discover it