* Posts by 's water music

1529 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jan 2013

5 reasons why America's Ctrl-Z on net neutrality rules is a GOOD thing

's water music
Happy

Re: @dan1980

You do REALIZE that writing LIKE this, just makes READING more annoying, RIGHT?

I find it a pretty helpful visual filter when scrolling through the comments. Bob's rate of irregular capitalisation seems to correlate reasonably well with the relative coherence of his posts.

Ex-Microsoft intern claimed one of her fellow temps raped her. Her bosses hired him

's water music

Re: I don't know...

assuming that they [police] did everything correctly

I don't think that is an assumption that is in any way safe to make

Netflix silent about ridicule as it discusses punters' viewing habits

's water music
Pint

To the conspiracy theorists who read this article 53 times today then searched for butt plugs and blow up dolls...

...Party round mine!

UK.gov law resources now untrustworthy, according to browsers

's water music
Trollface

Re: Blame Brexit...

Hmmn, I'm never sure if I should still be blaming stuff on the EU until March 2019 so I think I will fall back on blaming 'the parents' or Thatcher

OK Google: A stranger with stash of pirated films is spamming my Google Team Drive

's water music
Happy

Re: Copyright / Data protection

Would this open any of the business to potential prosecution?

So long as the directors declare themselves Freenmen on the land and Goog didn;t write the contract under Admiralty law they should be golden.

's water music
Pirate

Re: More importantly...

I'm not the only one who quickly went to check their Drive account then? (no luck :)

NiceHash diced up by hackers, thousands of Bitcoin pilfered

's water music
Happy

You're going to brag that you've been conned out of $4300?

No, silly, he wishes to brag that he is so efficient that he completes his allocated work by 0930 each day and spends the rest of the day on el reg comments

Games-mart Steam halts Bitcoin payments

's water music

Re: And the other way

RTFM

Steam offered a refund.

I read the article as saying that Steam offer a refund as an alternative to paying a higher price (and another transaction fee) in the case that bitcoin falls between quote and completion and saying nothing so I would share the PP's suspicions for now and would seek further evidence were I considering a transaction.

No, BMW, petrol-engined cars don't 'give back to the environment'

's water music

Re: i3 ?

That's why Intel skipped the i8 and went straight for the i9

They missed a trick in not going up to 11 if you ask me

Drone collisions with airliners may not be fatal, US study suggests

's water music
Happy

Re: "may not be fatal"

Hahaha. Oh dear, oh dear.

Oh please, you're Oxford comma's are killing me.

's water music
Coat

Re: How is this different than birdstrike?

As an aside; can a 3Kg chicken, frozen or otherwise actually acheive sufficient altitude to be any kind of threat to airliners? Including when they are taxiing.

I know they aren't noted for great flying and have short legs, but taxis? My mate keeps chickens and I would want a cleaning deposit up front before letting one of them into my cab.

's water music
Headmaster

Re: "may not be fatal"

And I should've taken the trouble to accent.

...should *of*...

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the failest mobe of all?

's water music

Re: Really?

The numbers are meaningless without more detailed explanation.

I don't share your optimism

Dawn of The Planet of the Phablets in 2019 will see off smartphones

's water music

Re: I fought them and I lost

smaller ones feel limited again. I can't even put my finger on why.

I see what you did there

Watchkeeper drones cost taxpayers £1bn

's water music
Happy

Re: Good value

The quality readership of El Reg will recognise Betjemen

Even with the disguised speeling.

Russian rocket snafu may have just violently dismantled 19 satellites

's water music

Re: "Those seem to be working just fine"

Well, if you want them to go up and then land in the sea, then yes. I don't think that was the plan here.

There's the problem. Simply redefine the plan as being 'to go up and then land in the sea' and the mission was a roaring success. This used to be SOP for TASS back in the day

Tom Baker returns to finish shelved Doctor Who episodes penned by Douglas Adams

's water music

Re: Tom Baker will always be the Doctor

I am afraid that I am of an age that the doctor is always William Hartnell in my (childhood) eyes.

Speaking of childhood memories, like one of those baby chicks who ends up imprinting the wrong object in place of it's mother, my one true James Bond is Roger Moore FFS. Took me ages to realise he was actually rather rubbish

Boffins craft perfect 'head generator' to beat facial recognition

's water music
Pint

Re: Obvious problem there

>>Nice one. Will there be an app for this?

...

it's a random distortion of the key features so each in-painted face is different and you can generate an arbitrary number of them.

I used to drink in a pub where several regulars offered a similar IRL service

Surveillance Capitalism thinks it won, but there's still time to unplug it

's water music
Coat

Re: Signal/noise ...

@Anonymous Coward There used to be a time when Google would return your old comments from various online fora when searching on your unique user name. Nowadays it usually fails to find any.

I have a theory about why this might be happening to you...

Abolish the Telly Tax? Fat chance, say MPs at non-binding debate

's water music

Re: The BBC Is OK.... Honest

I'm generally a fan of the BBC and Blue Planet 2 certainly looks beautiful but I am close to giving up on it because it is so uninformative. It feels like it just jumps around the weekly theme whispering 'oooh, shiny' without ever telling me anything useful about what is being shown

Wizarding World of Harry Potter awaits Microsoft Office exam winners

's water music

Re: Harry who?

"They're not interested in HP any more..."

It's not been the same since Fiorina left...

I have boys so they always preferred to dress up as Mark Hurd on World HP CEO Day at school though maybe their motivation was as much scatological* than gender conforming if I know nine-year-olds

*penultimate paragraph

UK.gov 'could easily' flog 6m driver records to private firms this year

's water music

Is it not a legal requirement to have your true address registered

Luckily True Address is not a thing legally speaking. The Vehicle Excise and Registration Act 1994 specifies that registration info should not be false nor materially misleading so a valid correspondence address (such as a PO box) should be ok afaict

DNS resolver 9.9.9.9 will check requests against IBM threat database

's water music
Coat

Re: @ Anonymous South African Coward

"And if your kids actually want to access adult content, they'll quickly find the holes"

I cannot help but picture Finnbar Saunders at this juncture

's water music

filter/block out pr0nz and other unsavoury websites (kids at home)

pi-hole is very easy to set up and configure and allows you to easily add black or whitelists to the automated filter lists though a web interface. Could be run on the main home PC if that is always-on or on a dedicated low power machine in the corner. I combine it with the free tier of opendns as the upstream dns service which also offers wider category blocking (which would probably suit your use-case) as well as limited black and white listing. Both have web reporting which allows you to tune it and see what is going on on the home network. Either can be used with or without the other

Chainmail tires re-invent the wheel to get future NASA rovers rolling

's water music

chain mail

send this on to ten more rovers within two weeks to avoid the gypsy curse

MPs slam HMRC's 'deeply worrying' lack of post-Brexit customs system

's water music

Re: re: forgot joke icon ...

... I had to post anon because I work for DXC... and they forgot the joke icon on my employment contract.

pretty sure they didn't

:-(

Brit cops slammed for failing to give answers on digital device data slurpage

's water music

>"Norfolk and Suffolk constabularies had a joint budget of £20,000 for the 2013-16 period"

Imagine that they find a terrorist cell and seize all their computers and devices. That could ...soon burn through a 20k budget in no time.

That was a training budget, not the operational budget

Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

's water music
Happy

small minds

I see you lot still find religion-bashing amusing.

Not just bashing the bishop though. I also snigger at swearing and nudity

Activists launch legal challenge against NHS patient data-sharing deal

's water music

Re: Re downvote

With respect, and in the context of my reply, 'where do you draw the line' is simple (at least for me).

You draw the line the same place for the government as you draw it for anyone else. At the point they are found to have broken the law.

I (and I suspect many or even all in this thread) do not dispute the legitimacy of law enforcement. The issue is with getting medical establishments to do it (a dangerous boundary blur whether or not you agree with the specific example) and the consequential effect of denial of access to healthcare which I regard as morally a bad thing but is also functionally a bad thing WRT to infectious diseases.

It's the law, and breaking it should not, in my view, be permitted for the government just as it is not permitted for anyone else. In fact, I'd suggest it is even _more_ important for the government not to break the law.

No disagreement here but since we are discussing individuals breaking the law I am not sure why you are emphasising it. In either case (govt or individual) I don't want medical staff taking on the enforcement though*.

's water music

Re: Re downvote

...however now can you explain who is going to pay for this treatment that you would freely give to people that have broken the law by moving into a country they are not entitled to live even though there is due process for people to claim asylum where it is genuinely needed and said people are not just moving due to economic reasons?

The cost is socialised through taxation silly, just as it is for you and me or anyone else without reference to any moral judgments you or I might make about them. Some of that tax income is generated by economic activity of illegal immigrants. Given that younger working age adults are over-represented amongst illegal immigrants (high economic activity/low health care costs) I wouldn;t be surprised if there wasn't a surplus.

I also ask where should you draw the line because if you don't then you end up with a third world country because you can't afford to sustain yourselves.

Probably at some point before we become what I guess you mean when you say 'third world country'. I think we are a long way from being a country that isn't lucky enough to be able to afford to provide universal healthcare

Legal immigration for people that want to integrate and become part of our society is absolutely fine but people that try to game the system and take what they want for free are not.

I don't think anyone here has argued against immigration controls or enforcement, just against mixing it up with healthcare provision. Knowing a little of how the home office administers asylum claims in practice, not to mention their general reputation for competence in any area, my default position would be to side with almost any immigrant or asylum seeker until given a reason not to.

There is a certain logical consistency in your position if we assume a certain level of justice and efficiency in the causes, processes and history of migration or we simply ignore it and consider a narrow legal question without any context but but I am not sure that the first can be justified and in the second case a simple counter argument of confidentiality and data protection can be mounted.

TL/DR I think we should provide free-at-the-point-of-delivery universal healthcare because we can

User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

's water music
Joke

Re: "saying less words"

Fewer.

Every time you correct my grammar I love you fewer.

's water music

The NAKED truth: Why flashing us your nude pics is a good idea – by Facebook's safety boss

's water music
Unhappy

fix your Caps Lock

Would that that were the highest priority

Boffins: We can identify you by your typing, and we're gonna sell the tech to biz, govt – yay!

's water music
Paris Hilton

Re: Who cares?

So long as it can't distinguish between when I'm typing with both hands or only one...

I suspect that many website owners can already make a shrewd guess

Alexa, please cause the cops to raid my home

's water music

Re: Having been at the ex's this morning

TV just kept turning on all on it's own....

Grab the remotes (has two as the kids keep losing them)

Placed in kitchen

Problem solved.

Odds are it's just the batteries going in one of them and they are just going a bit nuts,.

I had a Sony Trinitron that would reliably emit a permanent vol down signal if it got a bit wet at the IR blaster end.

We discovered this when my daughter used it as a teething aid rather than some weird sex thing. It was reproducible when we forgot to leave the remote on a high shelf.

Incidentally a digital camera can help with locating IR sources

's water music
Terminator

Re: The next stage in AI:

>>"The real next stage is when one of them tries to kill the other two."

No, the next stage is when one of them succeeds...

...succeeds in persuading the other two to join it in killing all the humans instead shirley?

Brit moron tried buying a car bomb on dark web, posted it to his address. Now he's screwed

's water music
Coat

...declare jihad on facebook...

Finally, something we can all get behind.

Dumb autonomous cars can save more lives than brilliant ones

's water music

Re: replace driver airbag

a 4' metal spike? How do you sit in the driver's seat?

Might need a run up. I doubt you would be subsequently involved in a RTC though

We're not saying Uncle Sam has lost control on Twitter, but US Embassy in Riyadh just did a shout out for oatmeal

's water music

Re: Abandoned usernames?

Actually, the article mentions nothing on the matter.

It states that twitter allows username reuse, but doesn't address DougS's question as to if this policy also applies to verified accounts. There's no hint (in the article at least) as to if @USEmbassyRiyadh was verified or not.

Maybe, read the question?

Perhaps the article has been modified but it makes it clear that the previous official account was verified.

Littman says... ..."I would suggest that the implications for our trust in official information from the US government, Twitter as a communications platform, and the Internet Archive as the historical record are significant," he explained, though he acknowledges that the ruse fails to reproduce the blue Twitter check mark for the formerly verified embassy account.

Littman argued ...The government... should only use verified Twitter accounts.

Our oldest mammalian ancestor named after British pub landlord

's water music

Re: With profound apologies to Latin scholars (I used google translate)

I think SPG is a stupid name for a hamster. Have you considered Cliff

'Virtual nose' makes VR less dizzying, say boffins

's water music

prior art

Drinking all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf used to make me sick. A false schnozz sorted that out

Transparent algorithms? Here's why that's a bad idea, Google tells MPs

's water music
Coat

gaming a black box microwave

They may have a point about security by obscurity. I have been trying to reverse engineer my microwave for years by loading it up with combinations of already cooked/heated food and radio sources such as mobile phones in an attempt to reverse the usual process and get electrickery back out of it. I quickly reached the point where I could get sparks (a form of electricity surely) but the electric meter keeps on turning forwards so far. Does anyone have a copy of the secret blueprints I could take a look at please?

Londoners: Ready to swap your GP for an NHS vid doc app?

's water music
Thumb Up

Re: Can't come soon enough

I actually have an appointment to see my GP soon. He's almost certainly going to need to do a rectal examination. How, exactly, is that going to work over a video link?

Duh, WeVibe of course.

But srsly, good luck with the visit

Pixel-style display woes on your shiny new X? Perfectly normal, says Apple

's water music
Gimp

Historical Page Augmentation

I'll have to remember that one next time I forget to clear the cache after a late night's web based 'research'

That sort of thing-->

OK, we admit it. Under the hood, the iPhone X is a feat of engineering

's water music

>> @Dave 126

>> personalised 3D printed dildos.

Sometimes I marvel at how far the human race has come since we came down from the trees. Sometimes I reflect on the decline and fall of the Roman Empire.

How the barbarians at the gates of Rome must have sniggered at their inferior commodity dildos

Osama Bin Laden had copy of Resident Evil, smut, in compound

's water music
Joke

I'm leaning more toward bestiality.

Goats and stuff...

But enough about you...

Health quango: Booze 'evidence' not Puritan enough, do us another

's water music

Re: I Don't Understand The Graphs

What's the counteraction to nose picking. If it is farting, then i am doing ok.

[Citation needed] for my SO

Google Drive ate our homework! Doc block blamed on code blunder

's water music

Re: Re:Safeguards

but who is going to safeguard the safeguards that safeguard the safeguards?

I recommend having an additional layer of safeguards to safeguard the safeguards that safeguard the safeguards.

Yo dawg...

Google's phone woes: The Pixel and the damage done

's water music

Re: Nice Homage to Mr. Young

Wait what? NME still have jobs?

Boffins befuddled over EU probe into UK's tax rules for multinationals

's water music
Trollface

Re: ha

Well obviously we should get the UK's dad to kick the EU's Dad's arse. That will:

1 Solve the tax probe issue

2 Solve all the other Brexit negotiations issues

3 Reestablish our place in the world as Not A Joke

We should also consider re-branding as the Democratic Peoples Best Kingdom