* Posts by TheVogon

3511 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2013

Sales down, profit up, 1,000 bods chopped: Your one-minute guide to Planet Microsoft

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Re: heh heh

"That is why the stock price is shooting upwards."

Quite right - highest it's been for 15 years now. They are already bigger in cloud than Amazon.

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Re: The tanking Xbox One problem

"Production is 1/10th of what it was."

Well, it's not because we know how many they are shipping, and it's more than the Xbox 360 sold.

"And Microsoft are also playing shipped numbers and channel stuffing to hide how bad it is"

Shipped = retailer pays for it in the next 30 days. If the channel was full, retailers would stop ordering. If fact there are often Xbox stock shortages - for instance try buying the Elite console or Elite controller - they are already out of stock in most places due to heavy demand.

And now this week we have the launch of Xbox 360 compatibility, and the faster Windows 10 / Direct-X 12 based dashboard - just after the launch of Halo 5 - so Sony are likely going to be kicked into touch for the crucial Christmas period...

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Re: Loonia

Microsoft are storming ahead in cloud - it's primarily for this reason that they announced record profits and the Microsoft share price is the highest it's been for ~ 15 years...

The Windows Phone platform is doing pretty well in selected markets too - circa 30% of enterprise mobile deployments in the UK are Windows Phone now. Once they have a decent device range again (Lumia 950, Surface phone, etc) - and Windows Mobile 10 is available - which just went RTM - I would expect more consistent global sales growth.

Microsoft's OneDrive price hike has wrecked its cloud strategy

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Re: Never had this problem...

"Microsoft's OneDrive price hike has wrecked its cloud strategy"

Nope, it's much more cunning than that. They are giving everyone affected a year's free Office 365 (1TB of OneDrive space) remember....Once that expires, a significant percentage of people will be too lazy to move their stuff and it will renew onto a paid subscription....happy days for Microsoft.

Microsoft are storming ahead in cloud - it's primarily for this reason that they recently announced record profits and the Microsoft share price is the highest it's been for ~ 15 years...

Apple’s TV platform just became a little more secure (well, the apps at least)

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Re: This is a different meaning of security

"These protections are meant to protect the MPAA's valuable content from being lifted by hackers"

That worked well for BluRay....

"4K stuff that will protected by HDCP 2.2"

It's already been broken / bypassed anyway: http://www.myce.com/news/is-the-hdcp-2-2-copy-protection-broken-by-movie-pirates-77142/

TheVogon

Re: How long before "Smart TV" revert to just TVs?

Great - what more can hackers ask for than standardised protection - reminds me of Securom, Disklock, etc. I'm sure an automated protection removal app will be out pronto...

Wikipedia cracks the five-million article barrier, in English

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Re: But it isn't in English

>> The French are still upset that English became the de-facto international language

If not clear, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hawRbECNX8o

TheVogon

Re: But it isn't in English

"The sun did eventually set on the British Empire."

Well, yes. Most Americans gave up speaking English by about 1783....

"Let's get over it, and start to become a bit more international, shall we?"

Let's be clear on the issue, "American English" is not the same as "English". They are welcome to call it "American", but to call it just "English language" is somewhat irritating when it clearly isn't.

Oracle: Fight for the right to be third to Amazon's AWS

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Re: That's not quite how Oracle will gain a foothold

"Gartner’s take on the cloud is that AWS is number one, while Microsoft's now closing in as a strong number two."

Presumably in terms of mind share or something? We have now had 2 consecutive quarters results that both show that Microsoft is well ahead of Amazon in cloud revenue and that the gap is growing.

Dad who shot 'snooping vid drone' out of the sky is cleared of charges

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Re: Wonder how this fits in with the USofArms Castle and Stand-Your-Ground laws

"What if it had been an Airliner and he had shot at it with a heat-seeking Guided Missile?"

Then he was presumably a very good shot to take it out "below tree line level", and to survive to tell the tale!

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"Green laser, 5Mw pointed below the drone"

That size system + targeting system would need a truck, would vaporise the drone, would endanger anything else in the sky, and would cost millions.

See http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2015/04/21/us-navy-tests-laser-weapons

You own the software, Feds tell Apple: you can unlock it

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Re: Feds, NSA seriously hurting the US tech industry

"I foresee US companies not having another option than moving their headquarters to outside the USA..."

They can just move their R&D - particularly anything involving encryption - outside of the USA. I know of one that moved this type of development to Russia specifically to escape US legal reach.

TalkTalk attack: 'No legal obligation to encrypt customer bank details', says chief

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""It wasn't encrypted, nor are you legally required to encrypt it," she told the newspaper. "We have complied with all of our legal obligations in terms of storing of financial information.""

Let's see what the Data Protection Registrar has to say about that!

"But the company did reveal that some credit card information had been snatched."

If they in anyway stored the 3 digits from the back of the card then they broke PCI-DSS rules - which are a legally binding contract.

TalkTalk CEO admits security fail, says hacker emailed ransom demand

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Re: I'm pretty sure her colleagues call her...

"...dildo hardon"

dildo hardin surely?

At least when she answered the questions for TV she was brave and sensible enough to admit that she didn't really have a clue what was taken and if it was encrypted.

Oh dear, Microsoft: UK.gov signs deal with LibreOffice

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Re: Cue all the usual stuff about incompatibility etc

'spammed by Microsoft staff who allege that MS Office is better at writing out OpenDoc format files, but that is patently BS'

The numerous ODF and file format / saving bug reports in the Open Office forums beg to differ. MS Office is in my experience far more reliable - even Office 365 supports ODF better than OO / LO do.

BBC bypasses Linux kernel to make streaming videos flow

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Re: This is why I love the bbc

"All TVs sold in the UK with flat panels have 60 Hz native panels"

Not true of my Panasonic Plasmas or my various Samsung LCDs. They all run at a multiple of 50Hz.

So for instance my UE40D6530 runs natively at 400Hz.

Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour leadership election

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Re: Labour... now unelectable

"12mx12mx12m pile of High Level waste and a roughly 45mx45mx45m pile of Intermediate Waste."

So that's the size of a large house and a block of flats. Not exactly tiny - and of course it all needs packing in secure containers.

"but we're really not talking about a lot of physical material here."

It's substantial once you consider breaking it up in to manageable chunks, enclosing it, and storing / cooling it.

"UK is very geologically stable, being in the middle of a plate, and it should be straightforward to find a nice big chunk of granite to entomb it in. Not politically easy, but straightforward."

Well it hasn't been found yet. See above

"The low level and Very Low Level waste is probably ideal to use to fill up a few old deep coal mines."

Yes I'm sure the locals would be delighted with that added to the water table!

Regardless of all your attempts to avoid the point, we know that cleaning up after nuclear power already costs us tens of billions...

Hewlett Packard Enterprise CEO Whitman slams EMC/Dell deal

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Re: Dell? R&D?

"Dell and R&D in one sentence. Are you kidding me?"

You must have missed their blade servers, Compellant and Equalogic disk systems, Precision workstations, Quest software tools, XPS infinity screen laptops, etc, etc, etc...

Playmobil cops broadside for 'racist' pirate slave

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Re: Common Lego !!

Terrible how people discriminate against BDSM preferences these days....I hope she is ashamed of herself!

Exposed Volkswagen 'n' pals get 2 more YEARS to sort out emissions

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Re: @chris

"Speaking heuristically, it might be because you drive like a selfish prick and your other half doesn't."

So you are that twat that sits in the outside lane at 70.0 MPH with a long queue behind you?

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

TheVogon

Re: One sexual relationship in 32 years

"I've only had one sexual relationship in the last 32 years (I should point out that it has lasted 32 years)"

That will teach you not to play with Superglue whilst watching porn!

TheVogon

Re: BMI

"a pint weighs a pound, the whole world round."

They might want to compare the weight of a pint of air and a pint of mercury.....

Surface Book: Microsoft to turn unsuccessful tab into unsuccessful laptop

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Re: Looky Here

"the Surface Book looks more modern with its sharp edges, and dramatic wedge design, compared to the softer curves on Apple's notebook." and "The Surface Book also has a more pronounced hinge design, which Microsoft is dubbing the Dynamic Fulcrum Hinge. While the hinge adds to the tech-inspired design of the Surface Book, it's not an entirely new design"

Sounds like they like it to me....

TheVogon

Re: I'd consider a Surface Book if...

"I'd consider a Surface Book if...

...it ran OSX."

So would I - the hardware is awesome enough even if you had extra the hassle of formatting and installing Windows...

TheVogon

Re: In your dreams

"How about telling us which, in your opinion, are the makers of the most-wanted high-end laptops?"

Historically Dell (XPS and Alienware), but now Microsoft too.

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"http://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-admits-surface-keyboard-splitting-problem/"

That's the plastic on the keyboard cover - which is cosmetic and nothing to do with the connector itself. And that was fixed long ago.

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Re: I wonder how well this would run Linux?

"A Windows 10 automatic update trashed my dual-boot Windows 10 "

You mean that you are on the Windows Insider Program - by choice - and it installed a complete new version of Windows 10 from scratch - which will indeed update the boot loader....

Silicon Valley now 'illegal' in Europe: Why Schrems vs Facebook is such a biggie

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Re: Now this is just hilarious

"It beggars belief to suggest that Snowden, with his knowledge of electronic surveillance, didn't know that taking the data into China and Russia is functionally equivalent to handing them a copy"

Watch Citizenfour. Snowden was extremely careful of precisely that sort of situation - and left it up to the journalists to assess what could be released.

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Re: ms datacentres

"And if they lose their case against the DoJ, they can *still* be forced to hand over all that data to pretty much any US official that wants a gander. Think about that for a moment."

No they can't. Office 365 DRM encryption and key management is specifically designed to enable you to prevent such data being taking directly from the US, and anyone doing it in Ireland would be breaking European law and could be locked up if appropriate. I think you will find that local Microsoft employees care somewhat more about a potential stay in a prison cell that an annoyed email from Redmond...

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Re: Now this is just hilarious

"he sold other stuff to the Russians and Chinese"

I think you are confused. Snowden never sold anything. He gave it to two journalists for free. All of it.

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Re: Mainly a public sector issue

"Goodbye office 365"

Office 365 is one of the few such services that you can set to retain your data only within the EU - which can be enforced by DRM (secured by Thales hardware HSM systems) that is specifically designed not accessible from the US if that's what you want...

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Anyone who doesn't think this is a big deal needs to watch Citizenfour.....

Sensitive Virgin Media web pages still stuck on weak crypto software

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Re: Who cares?

"Only very few, and seriously broken or design-flawed software will send the same longterm secret several million times in a rapid fashion."

Or JavaScript that you send to the client to do exactly that...

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Re: Another one for the hall of shame

"I can make an Exchange server get an A+ with HAProxy on the front."

No need for HAProxy to do that. IIS is perfectly capable by itself.

"Unfortunately MS can't make Outlook Anywhere understand TLS 1.2 (Outlook 2013 and earlier)"

See http://blogs.technet.com/b/exchange/archive/2015/07/27/exchange-tls-amp-ssl-best-practices.aspx

Microsoft are aware and a solution is apparently coming soon.

If you wanted Windows 10, it looks like you've already installed it

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Re: Optional?

"the fact there is no killer "app" on W10 to make upgrading worth it."

There is - Direct-X 12.

Potent OWA backdoor scores 11,000 corporate creds from single biz

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Re: How do you cook a backdoor?

"The pair point out that OWA server admins are owners of an organisation's domain credentials, making it a juicy attack vector."

No they are not. Email admins would not normally have domain admin rights in a properly setup environment. Also no admin should be using admin credentials to access their normal account / email via OWA.

That they got remote access to an OWA server - which are pretty secure by default - smells of a larger problem in the environment.

Microsoft gobbles Chipzilla's Havok 3D physics unit in cloud gaming play

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Re: Waiting for the trolling of Nvidia...

""We have 235 patent claims on your software but won't tell you what they are until you pony up the cash and sign a gagging order""

Of course Microsoft have to tell you what they are - they have to for you to be able to judge if you infringed! They just stop you telling others because otherwise they might workaround the patents and ship anyway - and Microsoft won't make any money out of it.

Anyway, that's now pretty irrelevant as Microsoft's 200+ primary claims are widely documented on the internet.

TheVogon

Re: Cloud gaming...

"So why not fix up DX13 Microsoft, and make it AWESOME for PC gaming"

I thought they already did a pretty good job with DX12.

DX13+ will presumably integrate HAVOC support in a two fingers salute to Nvidia / Open GL.

"Cloud Gaming is just a euphemism DRM. Other than actual multiplayer games, there's no other purpose for it."

It isn't on Xbox - the actually do use cloud resources to assist with gaming performance and offload functions.

By the numbers: The virtualisation options for private cloud hopefuls

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"when you can simply use containers and get full performance."

They are limited in scope at the moment - with say Docker only supporting Linux, and App-V only supporting Windows. Microsoft / Docker are working on a universal format that can potentially contain any OS / platform binaries. Expect that late this year.

TheVogon

Re: These days.....

"I fail to see why you need to run just one the afore mentioned hypervisors."

Running a zoo costs money - in skills, time and toolsets.

TheVogon

Re: Yet another poor HyperV vs VMware vs ... article

"Broadly these days they are comparable and if you're a greenfield site then it's likely to come down to costs"

I would frame it as VMware has more features / is more mature, but Hyper-V Server is usually significantly cheaper and is good enough for many.

"Windows 2016 will have SDN a la NSX for example"

Windows Server has had that since Server 2012. Azure runs on it now. See http://blogs.technet.com/b/windowsserver/archive/2012/08/22/software-defined-networking-enabled-in-windows-server-2012-and-system-center-2012-sp1-virtual-machine-manager.aspx

" it trying to catch up with Azure via "vCloud Air"."

This is one of Microsoft's major Azure benefits versus say AWS - full Hybrid Cloud out of the box.

TheVogon

Re: VMware FT

"I was planning on using FT for ay DHCP server "

There is an easier option these days. See https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dd296672(v=ws.10).aspx

TheVogon

Re: DRS in Hyper-V

"If anybody is using Hyper-V in the real world they will almost certainly be managing it with SCVMM"

VMware DRS is included only with VMware vSphere Enterprise and VMware vSphere Enterprise Plus Editions, so even with the SCVMM management tools included to provide an equivalent service as DRS, Hyper-V Server is still far cheaper.

However SCVMM is not the only / lowest cost choice for managing Hyper-V - See for instance http://www.5nine.com/5nine-manager-for-hyper-v-product.aspx#features

TheVogon

Re: And KVM?

"this is probably the reason that "IT" managers don't choose it"

The main reasons that I wouldn't choose it as an IT manager is that is that for a commercially supported option like RedHat, it tends to cost just as much as or more than the other flavours, but with likely a higher overall TCO, and also that pretty much no one supports their software explicitly running under KVM, but they usually do on Hyper-V and / or VMware.

Russia vows to shame big biz that advertises on pirate sites, and save the internet

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Russia vows to shame ^^^NON RUSSIAN^^^ big biz that advertises on ^^^NON RUSSIAN^^^ pirate sites, and save the internet

TFTFY.

Microsoft slaps 13 per cent increase on mobile enterprise levy

TheVogon

"Don't you already pay that when you pay for the server software, need a bigger one for more users, server OS costs more... and when you purchase workstation OS licenses ?"

Sometimes, but CALs lets you balance that by another usage measure. Windows desktops include a client CAL. Many of Microsoft's (and many other vendors) options let you choose a with or without CALs model - for instance you can choose to license SQL Server for a straight feature based price + CALs, or per CPU.

"Ripoff Redmond!"

You have obviously never dealt with Oracle licensing!

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"CALs must be the biggest rip-off in the history of IT"

CALs let vendors price by actual use of a system - so can be a much more equitable approach than binary licensing charges...

TheVogon

Re: F**k Microsoft

"Don't they realise that they are pricing themselves out of the market? Many Enterprises are reigning back on expenditure."

Microsoft is usually the lowest TCO option. And say for Windows Phone which now has a ~ 28% enterprise sales market share in the UK - the devices and MDM software are priced far lower than the competition.

"There are alternatives to many of their products now."

Always have been, however, they mostly suck in comparison.

"the $135 per device/year MS Tax will make a lot of companies think again."

It's still cheaper than most of the competition.

Linux-powered botnet lets rip on victims with 180Gbps network floods

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Re: I don't buy it

"The systemrescuecd can also help recover a Windows box when the MS provided tools fail"

Not if you use BitLocker.

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"often have 10-100Gbps "

No they don't. 10Gbits maybe, 40 rarely, 100Gbps - pretty much never.