* Posts by TheVogon

3511 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2013

Cryptowall 4.0: Update makes world's worst ransomware worse still

TheVogon

Re: Not their fault.

""Blame companies like Microsoft""

You know there are several Linux versions - including ones that infect NAS systems and websites? And those spread without user interaction!

It's nearly 2016, and Windows DNS servers can be pwned remotely

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"Did Shantanu Narayen and Satya Nadella have a bet about the number of patches they could dump at once?"

Still fewer than a single Java release though!

Google says its quantum computer is 100 million times faster than PC

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"It can run 100 million games at once."

More like it can read the emails of, process the personal info of and target relevant adverts at 100 million people at once if Google are buying it...

Microsoft Lumia 950 and 950XL: Clear thoughts of Continuum with a snazzy camera

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Re: So are these cameras better or worse than the 1020?

"It's unclear from this review if the 950 has an even better camera, "

The general consensus is yet it does. See for example

https://blogs.windows.com/devices/2015/12/08/exploring-the-great-barrier-reef-with-national-geographic-and-the-lumia-950-and-lumia-950-xl/

http://allaboutwindowsphone.com/features/item/21110_Camera_head_to_head_Lumia_950_.php

"It seems a shame about WP10, I quite like my phone OS."

WP10 is just fine. You need to install the available updates on the 950 though to fix a number of out of the box bugs.

TheVogon

To follow up after a day of using it - great handset, great camera, no OS issues so far - incredibly fast on Windows Mobile 10.

The one thing I would fault it on is the incredibly poor quality rear cover for such a high spec handset. What were Microsoft thinking? It doesn't actually look that bad, but once you take it off you realise how cheap and crappy the cover is. Fortunately it is easily replaceable by design (as is the battery!)

I have ordered a leather replacement cover from Mozo: http://www.mozoaccessories.com/

TheVogon

"mostly great hardware, now need the software to catch up."

Just got my 950 XL from Amazon.fr today - both the hardware and the software are great so far. Zero issues for me (after updating to the latest 10586.29 build), and its very fast to use / navigate. Fastest phone I have ever used by far.

TheVogon

"than have to use office on a teenie weenie screen."

Continuum works over WiDi to any screen you want.

"Office is a desktop product "

So is Continuum

TheVogon

Re: Could have been a winner...

"....if they'd put Android on it."

Then it would be slower, laggy, have a shorter battery life, and a lot more security vulnerabilities. However the ignorant public would likely buy it by the milllion...

Windows' Nemesis: Pre-boot malware pwns payment processors

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"not sure if trolling or actually mental"

American imo. Probably watches Fox News all day for the source of the material above...

"Like Mr. Vogon suggested, please learn to write legibly before trying to join in the grownups' conversation."

I couldn't be bothered to give more than a hint! But +1 for effort.

I would be slightly sympathetic if it was clear that English was not the first language, but unfortunately I think the problem is more educational in nature...

TheVogon

Re: Secure Boot

"Any implementation of Windows itself is flawed because Windows embraces broken Web standards like HTML 5 and bundles it into it's PRISM based internet exploding browser whilst other people desperately work there hand at trying to patch there huge fuck-up's and try to remove there shit. "

English, do you speak it? http://www.howtospell.co.uk/homophonesquiz.php

"it's worthy of note that no version of Windows actually ships with OpenSSL "

Thank you god.

"They screwed the implementation of Kerberos"

Nope. Kerberos works just fine on Windows and is fully standards compliant. It has features like say constrained delegation that Linux desperately needs out of the box..

"then they screwed implementation of Bit-locker in Windows 10"

There is a bug disabling it in certain circumstances when you also have hardware disk encryption.. The implementation of it is otherwise just fine.

TheVogon

Using Secure Boot + Bit Locker + a TPM will defeat this sort of malware crap.

Google proffers plugs in Android MMS pwnfest

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Re: my 4G has gone from 30mbs download to 89

"Presumably with a corresponding boost in uploading your personal info to MS"

But presumably still way behind Google in that regard.

Per-core licences coming to Windows Server and System Center 2016

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Re: hw licensing

"Please will you confirm the name of the free (in every sense) version of Windows?"

Windows Mobile 10 is completely free

Windows 10 when used for small tablet devices is complete free

Windows 10 IoT is completely free.

Hyper-V Server is also completely free.

TheVogon

Re: Turn up the heat a little bit....

"the customer being boiled like a frog won't shift."

Seems to work for Oracle.

Chrome trumps all comers in reported vulnerabilities

TheVogon

"Everyone knows Google decided to sacrifice security in favor of "speed". "

Amusing then that Microsoft Edge beats them hands down - both for speed and for lower number of vulnerabilities over time!

Windows Phone won't ever succeed, says IDC

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"is it? I haven't seen any information to that effect."

https://www.thurrott.com/mobile/windows-phone/62419/windows-10-mobile-build-10586-has-been-released

Now confirmed that is shipping on the Lumia 950. There is a now a minor bug fix update available to Windows Insiders, but the main build number stays the same - 10586 is the RTM.

TheVogon

Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

"But surely they must have had some sort of non-compete clause?"

It was time limited and expires soon.

TheVogon

Re: Uh oh, El Reg...

"Unless you prefer fewer and subpar apps, and those silly tiles."

Or you prefer a faster, more secure and more efficient platform that is powerful, enterprise ready, easy to use and just works.

TheVogon

Re: Harware Yes

"OS ? Are you having a larf?"

Obviously you havn't used it to make such a comment. You can now for instance upgrade a Xiaomi Mi4 from Android to Windows Mobile 10 - and it's then much faster - less laggy - and has better battery life. Not to mention is also far more secure with zero malware.

TheVogon

Re: Why do people pay these people

Bearing in mind the accuracy of their previous predictions, presumably this means that almost everyone on the planet will have a Windows Mobile device by next year..

Free HTTPS certs for all – Let's Encrypt opens doors to world+dog

TheVogon

"It is possible to run Exchange with 4 separate certs,"

No it isn't. For your OWA / CAS servers you need multiple SANs on a single cert.

Booming Ballmer bellows 'bulls**t' over Microsoft's cloud revenue run rate

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Re: Nuance

"Windows Phone's tiny market share is the major reason for its security record.

(Pretty certain you've mention this about Linux)"

Linux has historically had both a small market share AND a terrible security record.

Don't just take my word for it - how about some people that look at phone security for a living:

http://betanews.com/2015/06/11/windows-phone-security-is-top-notch-says-kaspersky/

http://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-may-have-the-most-secure-smartphone-os-in-windows-phone

http://www.v3.co.uk/v3-uk/news/2222370/windows-phone-safest-mobile-platform-but-android-security-epidemic-spreads

TheVogon

Re: Nuance

" but not that Windows phones should actually run on Android OS"

Quite - that would be nuts. Windows Phone's far better security record is one it's major advantages.

Microsoft wants to be your phone company, at least for voice

TheVogon

Re: So Microsoft, who gets to see all that data then

"which is what Microsoft does."

That must be a different Microsoft from this one then:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/09/10/microsoft_datagrab_irish_email_case/

TheVogon

Re: QoS

"I really don't want to have to get direct connectivity into MS to ensure QoS...."

Most significantly sized companies will want an Express Route connection for Office 365 / Azure anyway. For QoS this is no different from any other service potentially provided over the internet.

TheVogon

Re: Skype “a verb synonymous with...”

"Is there anything quite so odd as being told that you've missed a call whilst still in the middle of that call? Par for the course with Lync, "

It is actually Exchange UM that is sending out this notification, not Lync.

You can disable the missed call notification globally in the Exchange UM Mailbox Policy.

TheVogon

Re: Mac

"Can't see them getting much traction until they get serious about OS X"

Just LOL. You realise that Lync is one of Microsoft's fastest growing business segments - and they are currently wiping the floor with Cisco?

"There may not be huge number of Mac users"

Exactly.

"but lots of the decision makers love there shiny Macs"

Not many IT decision makers, and it's "their". You can give them a Lync handset if they can't use a proper computer.

Part of the world's IT brought down by Azure Active Directory issue

TheVogon

Re: lol @ Azure AD

"That's just a service to take customers hostages,"

No, it isn't. You sync it with your on premise AD.

"why not just use a cloud VM as an AD server?"

You can if you want to.

Microsoft Office 365, Azure portals offline for many users in Europe

TheVogon

"So a UK customer is secure from US access to their data ? I'm not so sure."

Only if you use the Azure RMS "bring your own certificate" option.

British woman loses £1.6 million to romance scam love rats

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"Nigerian Ife Ojo, 31, and Olusegun Agbaje, 43"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN1F-DWpCo0

Just how stupid are some people?!

German ex-pat jailed for smearing own pat all over Cork apartment

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Re: Jail sentence?

"Please, where is Merkin Land?"

Otherwise known as "Leader of the Fee World", "The Colonies", "Predatorstan", "The Fifty Chinese Colonies", etc. etc.

Court: Swedish ISPs can't be forced to block Sweden's Pirate Bay

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Re: At the moment ....

"The final mile is via 1990's coax so your 200Mbits is a 'pipe' dream."

Coax can EASILY give you 200mbits of downstream data. Usable RF bandwidth for cable TV is approaching 1GHz which gives you way way more than that.

"More like 5-8Mbits between 3pm and Midnight."

Again not true. I can pull 20 MegaBytes per second relatively constant downloads at pretty much any time. Anyone who can't is probably using ports that get traffic shaped. Try setting your P2P port to 554 and ensure that encryption is forced on.

TheVogon

Re: Hope?

http://cdn.godvine.com/uploads/2014/12/image_1418745710_jd_gv_whack_a_mole_kitten_FB.jpg

Nuisance call blocking firms fined £170,000 ... for making nuisance calls

TheVogon

"I am not prepared to hand my address book to a third-party."

Doing that is entirely optional.

TheVogon

"I no longer answer any calls unless I have the calling number known to me and entered in the phone's memory,"

Just install the Truecaller app.

Blocking out the Sun won't fix climate change – but it could buy us time

TheVogon

Re: Cool the Core

"Right now forest fires in Thailand are emitting more CO2 than the whole USA is."

Nope, they are potentially emitting more than the UK (0.5GT), not the US (5.3GT).

However - this is still AGW - the fires are mostly started deliberately and illegally to clear forest for paper and palm oil production

TheVogon

Re: Key Homo Sapience species trait

"The Arctic isn't the whole Earth, and isn't a place where temperatures currently peak at 50C which is where the claim for those places hitting 60C originated."

No, but then that wasn't what you asked:

"Find me one credible researcher who thinks there will be a temperature rise of anything like 10C in the next 85 years"

However, 60 degrees is possible too:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/oct/26/extreme-heatwaves-could-push-gulf-climate-beyond-human-endurance-study-shows

"The scientists used standard climate computer models to show that the fatal WBT extremes would occur every decade or two after 2070 along most of the Gulf coast, if global warming is not curbed. Using the normal measure of temperature, the study shows 45C would become the usual summer maximum in Gulf cities, with 60C being seen in places like Kuwait City in some years."

TheVogon

Re: Lewis Page and the open mind.

"shows how we do this without taking a substantial portion of the global tax base and handing it to a series of corporate entities and making them spectacularly wealthy"

Isn't that how it already works?

TheVogon

"Man-caused climate change may or may not real {regardless of the advocates, the science is NOT finalized} "

That AGW is happening and that man is at least a significant cause of global warming hasn't been in any credible doubt for over a decade. The science is not finalised around the details (how bad will it get, and in what timeframe?) - not the headlines.

TheVogon

Re: Refreeze the poles?

"There have been four ice ages in the last two million years."

So that's 1 every 500,000 years or so....versus decades for AGW

"The first three came and went long before we were burning coal and oil on an industrial scale."

I wasn't aware we managed to squeeze in an Ice Age in the last 150 years or so...

"How do the climate warmers explain that? "

Milankovich cycles.

TheVogon

Re: Oh dear

"You can see Mr Page no longer works here."

Maybe he is just away at the Republican hustings?

TheVogon

Re: Key Homo Sapience species trait

"Talking about a 200m sea level rise "

Blame the OP.

"Find me one credible researcher who thinks there will be a temperature rise of anything like 10C in the next 85 years"

The areally averaged warming in the Arctic is projected to range from about 2°C to about 9°C by the year 2100

http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/wg2/en/ch15s15-3-2.html

That's the product of lots of very credible researchers...

TheVogon

Re: INSANE....there is NO Carbon climate forcing....

"Four Knowen Scientific Ways Carbon Dioxide Cools Earth's Climate"

It's called a greenhouse gas for a reason.

"http://geothermal-global-warming.myfreesites.net/ by Dr Arthur Viterito"

More utter bollocks that is easily refuted - for example solar radiation can be measured, the graph attributed early on to satellite measurements doesn't match the actual satellite measurements shown later, it uses a cherry picked temperature range from the 1998 El Nino year, it has pages of nonsense implying causation by geothermal flux, etc, etc.

"Dr Pierre Latour, PhD Chemical Engineering"

So not a climate scientist then.

"this 2 hour interview on 615 radios stations to 2 million listeners"

Ignorance is not limited by audience figures.

TheVogon

Re: Escapee from UK asylum... What? Cambridge? Same thing.

" We are puny little microbes on the surface of the planet and have extremely little impact on anything,"

Microbes can kill an elephant.

"The raw data does not support anything but normal fluctuations in the general climate on Earth, but not global warming "

100% of climate scientists disagree with you , and 97% of those believe that the warming is at least partially man made.

"15 years of flat temps"

Nope:

http://www.woodfortrees.org/plot/wti/from:2000/trend

"the Antartic ice sheet is growing in leaps and bounds"

As already posted the seasonal ice sheets have declined on average over 6% per decade since satellite measurements began. The land based ice is also melting - as evidenced by year on year sea level rise.

"Climate science, at best, is about 40 years old, not long enough to have enough data on anything."

We have ~800,000 years data on CO2 versus temperature and ~150,000 years on sea level versus temperature....

TheVogon

Re: extract the suns heat.

"if you put thermal heaters on your roof, to extract heat and heat up your water, are you not taking the heat out of the atmosphere?"

Are you really that dim? Where do you think the heat from your water will end up when it cools down?

"you can't stop global climate change"

We could stop most man made climate change given enough effort / desire.

"According to Donohue and his colleagues' research, climbing levels of CO2 in the air correlated with an 11 per cent increase in foliage cover from 1982 to 2010 across arid areas in Australia, North America, the Middle East and Africa.""

Unfortunately the benefits only exceed the negatives for a very short time. See http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-34800829

"Prof Richard Tol predicts the downsides of warming will outweigh the advantages with a global warming of 1.1C - which has nearly been reached already. He has previously highlighted the positive effects of CO2 in fertilising crops and forests. "

TheVogon

Re: Question

"What is the max temperature allowable in the Arctic and Antarctic to stop the land-masses losing more ice to the sea in summer than they gain in winter?"

Firstly - there is only land mass at the Antarctic, not the Arctic. Secondly temperature is not the only factor - the weather also impacts the amount of ice. Therefore there is no exact answer.

TheVogon

Re: Cool the Core

"An active volcano can spew out a thousand tons of lava per second"

Evidence of that happening?

"Over a year this amounts to thirty thousand million tons of material"

Evidence of that happening?

"and that the lava contains an appreciable fraction of CO2."

What fraction?

"Then the increase in oceanic CO2 is accounted for."

If the CO2 is contained in Lava then how is it going to be reaching the ocean?

All ABOARD! Furious Facebook bus drivers join Teamsters union

TheVogon

It said that although Facebook workers earn "extraordinary" wages, the poorly paid drivers and other service workers can barely afford to send their kids to school, let alone buy a decent house anywhere near work.

Skilled employees versus unskilled. Don't want a crap job? Get a decent education.