* Posts by TheVogon

3511 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2013

Azure is on fire, your DNS is terrified

TheVogon

Re: The cloud strikes again

"Number 6 is pushing it."

Quite. Office 365 is much better...

TheVogon

Re: The cloud strikes again

"which depend on the Internet to work at all."

Azure doesn't. There are numerous ways to access with a direct connection including via MegaPort and ExpressRoute.

TheVogon

Re: Blimey!

"Azure DNS, which currently is still in preview"

So a beta service meant for testing...

Welcome to the Wipe House: President Trump shreds climate change, privacy, LGBT policies on WhiteHouse.gov

TheVogon

Re: I'd offer the world an apology for the garbage that is "American First"

"you want someone with such a fragile ego and a quick temper (not to mention really small hands) to be in charge of a country? A nuclear-armed country?"

Nicolas Sarkozy pulled it off OK....

Windows 10 networking bug derails Microsoft's own IPv6 rollout

TheVogon

Re: "but Android doesn't support that"

"Ummm ... isn't that exactly the process that the article describes?"

But the articles implies that this is someway a problem for the rest of us and an unexpected state of affairs!

TheVogon

Re: "decided not to make this next-gen networking protocol backward-compatible?"

"Whatever happened to, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

It got translated to English: "If it isn't broken, don't fix it."

"ain't" is slang, and "broke" as an adjective only means out of money...

TheVogon

Re: "but Android doesn't support that"

"Why the F*CK doesn't Windows support open file systems like ZFS, EXT, etc!?"

Because it doesn't need to and there is no requirement to as near zero removable devices are formatted in those file systems? The normal Windows options of FAT, FAT32, exFAT, UDF, NTFS and REFS are enough for most of us...

TheVogon

Re: Backward compatibility

"But it's OK. You can just proxy everything to get around that. As long as your protocol is supported by the proxy...."

But you don't need to proxy it. You can just route it with IPv6... IPv6 was built to reinstate end-to-end connectivity on the Internet and all connected networks.

TheVogon

""Can someone remind us again why the Internet Engineering Task Force decided not to make this next-gen networking protocol backward-compatible?""

Presumably because that would have been massively restrictive, and have meant lots of legacy baggage?

The move to IPv6 might be very slow, but it is starting to happen - and will likely accelerate with the widespread use of IoT - and the exhaustion of IPv4 addresses. Companies like Colt had an IPv6 backbone network several years ago...

IPv6 is at least partly backwards compatible in terms of you can easily gateway most IP traffic from one format to the other.

TheVogon

Re: "but Android doesn't support that"

"The horrible irony of Microsoft waiting on its own team to fix a networking bug aside"

But this is how it should happen!

Microsoft should use and "dogfood" test all these features - and take the pain of working out any bugs before expecting the rest of us to do it....

It's now 2017, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a Word file

TheVogon

"Meanwhile 2 Linux OSs topped 2016 with the most CVEs reported"

It's been like that versus Windows every year for well over a decade now.

Microsoft might not be the greatest at security but they are certainly not the worst...

TheVogon

Re: In 500 Years...

"If you define "works" as doing what an Office package should do for about 95% of users, LibreOffice can comfortably claim that"

Working 95% of the time isn't good enough for most businesses. Hence presumably why adoption of Libre Office is still close to zero....

"Oh, and it works on a proper, official, arrived-at-through-real-consensus Open Standard rather than a bribed one that the company itself has trouble supporting"

Microsoft Office works far better than Libre Office in regards to ODF support. The Libre Office forums are full of issues with it's standards support...

"Bonus benefit: our staff can use it at home just as well - no license risks "

But many of your staff will already have MS Office or Office 365, so it then sucks when their files don't work properly, and features they used at home are not supported in the office.....

TheVogon

"We never say that until the patches are applied and the fallout evaluated."

We can as we test before deploying...

TheVogon

"but there are still some programs that don't work properly without higher acres permissions"

Lucky then that short cut properties include a selectable per program "Run as Administrator" option...

TheVogon

Re: Word?

"People still use Word in 2017"

Easier to ask who doesn't. It is pretty much a standard in the enterprise, and Microsoft are beating Google hands down for cloud versions too with Office 365. And It's a standard in most schools....

TheVogon

Re: In 500 Years...

"In the mean time I use LibreOffice."

Some of us need a version of Office that actually works...

Not to mention that full functionality of Libre Office requires Java installed - which is second only to Flash as a security hole...

TheVogon

So a quiet month for Microsoft then...

Microsoft cans pay-as-you-go Azure for new MPSA licensees

TheVogon

That's 8% of an ongoing revenue stream though instead of 20% of what was often a one off purchase...

Web-exposed MongoDB installs wiped by bitcoin ransoming script scum

TheVogon

Re: Just like Microsoft SQL

"Thats why I used the words 'had' and 'lessons of history'. Clearly you have zero knowledge of previous SQL versions."

This has been the case since at least SQL Server 2000. Back in those days, lots of things had blank or standard password by default, so hardly a lesson specific to SQL Server....

TheVogon

Re: Just like Microsoft SQL

"Where the 'sa' god-mode account had a default blank password on install."

The sa account is disabled by the default install settings though. And when you enable it, by default your password policy is enforced which means that you can't set a blank password without deliberately overriding that.

(Using the current versions of Windows Server + SQL Server has given the lowest total CVE vulnerabilities of OS + Database software of any major competitor for every one of the last 10 years!)

UK.gov has 18,000 IT contractors on its books due to dearth of skills

TheVogon

Re: down tools

"or hike their fees."

This. x 18,000.

US healthcare under siege: Got good insurance?

TheVogon

Re: Disraeli and Clemens walk into a bar.

"Those same metrics put the NHS just above the US."

Nope, the UK ranks first overall in most aspects - at less than half the cost per person. See http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2014/jun/mirror-mirror

"There are also more than 11 industrialized countries."

"the 11 nations studied in this report—Australia, Canada, France, Germany, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, and the United States"

TheVogon

"Despite having the most expensive health care system in the world, the U.S. ranks last overall among 11 industrialized countries on measures of health system quality, efficiency, access to care, equity, and healthy lives" !

About time the colonies got proper socialist health care system like every other industrialised nation already has....

My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder

TheVogon

Re: Food is not only sustenance

"Why do you think France is now so more productive than the UK?"

It isn't. According to the World Bank, the UK is 22nd globally by GDP per person and France is 26th.

Only ~ 8 of the 28 EU countries are more productive than the UK - and France isn't one of them.

Programmer finds way to liberate ransomware'd Google Smart TVs

TheVogon

Re: Best reason yet

"Or yet another reason to avoid LG products"

More a reason to avoid any products with a Google OS.

Non-existent sex robots already burning holes in men’s pockets

TheVogon

Re: I want one.

"Specifically, I want a sex-bot that cooks and cleans too."

That model already exists. Codename is W.I.F.E. - Which stands for Washing, Ironing, Fxxxxxx, etc......

TheVogon

Re: Rise of the sexbots?

"already burning holes in men’s pockets"

Maybe low friction pockets are required?

We've been Trumped! China's Alibaba is a 'notorious' knock-offs souk, says US watchdog

TheVogon

Re: "threaten America's creative industries"

"we still have the same number of uninsured as before"

Nope:

Around 17 million people have gained health insurance since the core of ObamaCare took effect in 2013, according to a RAND Corp. study released Wednesday.

The study finds that 22.8 million people signed up for coverage between September 2013 and February 2015, while 5.9 million lost coverage, leading to a net gain of 16.9 million.

Government calls for ideas on how to splash £400m on fibre

TheVogon

"So central London then, as usual, while the rest of the country festers."

Well London does subsidise the rest of the country...

At least let's not waste it on Scotland seeing as hopefully they will be leaving the UK soon after Brexit!

Amazon files patent for 'Death Star' flying warehouse

TheVogon

"This is basically getting first-strike capability, isn't it?"

You think humans will be required? I would have thought this was more about getting a no-strike capability...

How Google.org stole the Christmas Spirit

TheVogon

Re: Chromebooks

"Chromebooks actually work with little to no maintenance."

But schools often need proper computers - that can run software people actually need to know to get a job - like Microsoft Office....

This 'cloud storage' thing is going to get seriously big in 2017

TheVogon

Re: 4.7 Tb blobs .. over a 1g ethernet at best

"over slow Ethernet"

You can get multi-gigabit connections direct to Azure these days....

TheVogon

Re: Redmond's Windows Cloud?

"Isn't that Windows Cloud limited by the scalability of Windows Server?"

That's a pretty high limit. See https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-server-docs/compute/hyper-v/plan/plan-for-hyper-v-scalability-in-windows-server-2016

"Or is Microsoft secretly running Linux on their Cloud

They certainly run Linux on their cloud (~30% of VMs). If you mean does their cloud run on Linux then that likely would limit scalability. There are plenty of benchmarks that show that Hyper-V outperforms say KVM.

"with their Linux switches"

The SAI API is, in principle, cross-platform, defined for both Windows and Linux, but much of the vendor switch hardware is supported best, or even exclusively, in Linux. Hence why Microsoft used Linux for network hardware.

TheVogon

Re: Stick with RAID and LTO instead.

"Any business relying on cloud services for data storage needs to have the management fired along with the tech guys"

Anyone with such outdated views would be lucky to get a job these days.

Public cloud is by far the cheapest and simplest way for most companies to get multi regional data fault tolerance. If your data access is highly critical and you don't trust one vendor, you can always choose to use 2 or more providers...

TheVogon

Re: Stick with RAID and LTO instead.

"Not always - not everybody can have the resources for RAID5/50/6/60"

If you can't afford 1 or 2 extra disks, then your problem is probably resources / budget not strategy.

"And there are other storage technologies that can be used in lieu of RAID5/50/6/60."

Not that are more efficient with the same level of protection. Generally the alternative is multiple copies of the data.

"I have the feeling that LTO will be making a comeback."

Cloud based solutions like StorSimple are more likely the future imo...

Apple sues Nokia's pet patent trolls

TheVogon

Re: Supreme sidestep

"Nokia's failure to compete in the mobile phone market "

Nokia decided to sell it's mobile phone business.

Sneaky chat app Signal deploys decoy domains to deny despots

TheVogon

I believe that this is similar to what tpb already does to block UK ISP filtering...

King's College London staggers from outage, replaces infrastructure services head

TheVogon

Re: there but for the grace of God...

"You clearly don't operate large (as in undred of TB large) data sites."

No, I work on a site with 1000s of TB (PBs)...

"Those figures are highly optimistic at best"

The fact is that overall SATA drives are FAR less reliable than most other drive types. Your personal experience does not reflect numerous studies that back this up.

"Something else will invariably bite you on the arse (MSA1000 array controllers, as a for instance)"

I use more things like EMC VMAX and HP 3PAR that are fault tolerant throughout. We would not use such a crap single point of failure device.

"This has NOTHING whatsoever to do with BER"

It has everything to do with the actual BER. For instance "We find, for example, that after their first scan error, drives are 39 times more likely to fail within 60 days than drives with no such errors." https://static.googleusercontent.com/media/research.google.com/en//archive/disk_failures.pdf

"Once you get into the 6+TB array range there's around a 2-5% chance of _catastrophic_ failure(*) during the rebuild cycle when a drive dies"

Utter dross - completely invented numbers. I have hundreds of disks running in much large RAID 6 sets with zero hard failures ever and plenty of replaced disks over time... the chances of loosing another 2 disks during rebuild are pretty small - I gave an actual calculation above...

". In the 7 years operating these arrays we had 2 total loss events "

These are crappy low end and not fully fault tolerant arrays. Not an enterprise grade solution.

"We also had ~35 drive losses caused by the controller losing contact with the drive"

Quite. Your issues are not due to normal drive failures under RAID 6.

TheVogon

Re: there but for the grace of God...

"Explain!"

See for instance http://deliveryimages.acm.org/10.1145/1680000/1670144/leventhal1.png

Los Angeles to extradite bloke from Nigeria after scores of city workers fall for phish scam

TheVogon

Re: Err,

"hasn't it been official since November 8?"

Surely since this:

"About 11 percent of young citizens of the U.S. couldn't even locate the U.S. on a map"

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/11/1120_021120_GeoRoperSurvey.html

TheVogon

Re: ROI

"Sure US government we can help you extradite the Nigerian criminal of your choice. We just need your bank account details and sort code...."

KCL staff offered emotional support, clergy chat to help get over data loss

TheVogon

Re: Always back up your data!

"Am i safe?"

Not if you need data from a version before your last 2 backups...

MH370 hunters call for new search of extra 25,000km2

TheVogon

Re: it would have had to be done one day anyway.

> AU$100m.

"Not even real amounts of "money"."

It's about £59 million in real money...

Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable

TheVogon

Re: Anonymous

""so excessive as to be offensive"

Isn't pretty much all US culture an obscenity by that definition?

TheVogon

Re: More Magic Technology

How would such a device differentiate between naked flesh in say an orgy, and the acres of bare flesh in an average American's holiday photos?

Uh-oh! Microsoft has another chatbot – but racism is a no-go for Zo

TheVogon

Re: How can it not be gamed into saying something sexist, racist, whatever-ist?

"If you have any evidence that non-Jews can be recruited into becoming Ashkenazy, Sephardi or Levite, please present it"

That's rather like asking for evidence of how non Christians can become English, Scottish or Welsh Christians. Converts to Judaism are widely accepted... see for instance http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/judaism/beliefs/conversion.shtml

TheVogon

Re: How can it not be gamed into saying something sexist, racist, whatever-ist?

"But you cannot just walk into the Jewish religion"

But it's still just a religion and not a race. Exclusivity does not equal ethnicity...

"It's both a religion and an ethnic identity"

You could often say that about Islam and Christianity too.

TheVogon

Re: How can it not be gamed into saying something sexist, racist, whatever-ist?

"Anti-semitic means anti-Jewish and anti-Arab. "

Technically yes, and indeed according to studies, Palestinians are apparently more Semitic than Israeli Jews - who are commonly European in genetic heritage.

However - in practice I have only ever seen it used to mean anti Jewish. As was the case in this bot instance. And as per the above, Jews are a religion not a race, so it wasn't racism. Just like say insulting Islam or Christianity wouldn't be racism.

Windows Server 2016's VM migration tools broken by a patch

TheVogon

Lucky that we test updates before putting them into production environments then....

Europe to launch legal action against countries over diesel emissions cheating

TheVogon

Re: Oh, here we go again!

Don't worry - we will probably have left the EU long before this reaches a conclusion...