* Posts by TheVogon

3511 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jan 2013

European Commission intervenes in Microsoft Irish data centre spat

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"First, relocating the data to a US server does not violate privacy, because they're not showing the data to anybody yet."

It breaks EU law already though unless there is specific informed consent from the user to move the data so AND appropriate protection of the data is in place. That's what matters here. Things get very expensive very quickly for US companies that don't obey EU data protection rules under the GDPR.

Euro Patent Office commanded to reinstate 'Nazi judge' it attacked

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Re: Labo/ur

Not when quoting the name of an organisation that is clearly erroneous it isn't!

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Yep, it's the International LABOUR Organisation.

i.e. it's in ENGLISH. Not any sub dialect.

Intel Management Engine pwned by buffer overflow

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Re: Who is behind all this bashing against Intel ME , uh?

"Why no one is checking coding flaws in AMD, IBM Power, Oracle SPARC, ARM ? "

If they have the ME chipset and intel firmware to enable it they are vulnerable. No need to check further.

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Re: I consider that to be a feature

"What's this? It isn't even cryptographically signed?"

Probably, but once you achieve code execution on a system designed to be updatable you can simply disable the checks in the firmware.

US credit repair biz damages own security: 111GB of personal info exposed in S3 blunder

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Re: Basic Security 101 - Failed

"How many more decades do we have to go before companies are held significantly liable just for the fact of not storing the data according to basic security practices defined ages ago?"

They already are responsible and there have been plenty of fines. The GDPR makes the fines vastly larger from next year. And makes the requirements much more specifically defined.

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"The GDPR is a very good start but it depends on how it's implemented"

We already know that - the laws are in place and take effect next year.

"because what happens when you have a "too big" company like google, microsoft or facebook? "

As they all have offices in the EU fines would be easily enforceable

"Could they threaten to pull services in the EU in response"

Presumably they could.

"and what would the EU's response to that be?"

I would guess it would be- "go on then". The EU is after all a larger market in terms of both population and GDP than the US.

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Re: Capone would be proud of this lot

"I have had letters from a so-called "debt management" company essentially saying that they would do their damnedest to make sure I wouldn't get a new job or a new appartment unless I paid up first."

I suspect they were just telling you the potential impact of a poor credit history and / or court debt judgements. They might have implied it was directly them to get you to pay their debt as a priority, but unless they are the creditor or they take you to court in reality it's your credit record.

"Continuous harrassment on top, but as I said, they ignore court orders"

Well in the UK at least if you tell them the debt is disputed and not to contact you again, it's illegal for them to harass you.

Other court orders are likely irrelevant unless they pertain to this specific debt or you are declared bankrupt or protected while your assets are assessed. And a court observation that you don't currently have funds to pay doesn't stop them pursuing you when you do.

Guessing you are in the US see:

https://www.creditcards.com/credit-card-news/court-judgment-debt-gavel-main-1282.php

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"when they accidentally configure S3 buckets to be public"

How could you ever do that accidentally? It takes deliberate effort. If you really did that without understanding then what are you doing managing cloud infrastructure?

The ultimate vendor lock-in: High school opens on Oracle campus

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Re: Can't blame 'm for trying but...

Presumably they charge per seat. And charge you for every seat in the classroom unless you buy an Oracle chair!

Microsoft adds nothing to new Semi-Annual Windows Server preview

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Re: Knowing Microsoft

It's a tech Preview. It's not meant to be production ready.

Escrow you, Apple! Ireland expects Cupertino to cough up to €13bn

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Re: Clever Irish

"but they can always blame count on the mega corps going elsewhere to Ireland on Brexit."

I think you mean coming to the UK. We will be able to offer tax deals without breaking any EU rules!

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Re: A debt's a debt!

"So Ireland only has to wait a little and suddenly that 9B GBP becomes 9M Euros... "

Let's hope so - it would be great for exports. And for the FTSE.

Quentin Tarantino in talks to make Star Trek movie

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Nah - Simon Pegg as the baddy would be a way better call...

Is Oomi the all-in-one smart home system we've been waiting for?

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"Oomi"

Cheapest pronounceable 4 letter .com they could find?!

Expert gives Congress solution to vote machine cyber-security fears: Keep a paper backup

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Re: Chain of evidence

But if you are going to use paper anyway, what's the point of a voting machine? Surely just video recording the button presses would be a more appropriate solution?

Russia threatens to set up its 'own internet' with China, India and pals – let's take a closer look

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Re: Kremlin, lying? Colour me astonished ...

"What would like to bet that Trump will want to set up an equivalent system to the BRICS?"

He will be in prison or at least impeached before he get round to that. He makes Reagan look smart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb71YBLCqYU

Google Chrome vows to carpet bomb meddling Windows antivirus tools

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"A lot of smaller AV/AM programs now tag Chrome as a PUP"

Like what? Must switch to one of those!

A day will come when Azure Active Directory 'classic' portal is killed. But it is not this day

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Re: Is it because...

"The new portal sucks, and doesn't even allow you to do many of the things that you could under the classic portal?"

Presumably why the classic one is being retained a while longer - while they add those features to the new one.

Looking for scrubs? Nah, NHS wants white hats – the infosec techie kind

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Re: Java

"we (this corner of NHS) currently use Java SE 6 Update 39 from 2013-02-01 for all our browser java needs! hooray!"

So set active content to only run in the Trusted Security Zone in IE and use Group Policy to add only sites you trust to that zone. Job done. That will be £20 million please.

10 years of the Kindle and the curious incident of a dog in the day-time

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Re: Still not what I'm looking for...

"PDFs

You need 9.7" DXG (gone) or 13" Sony (gone)"

That's what the Kindle DX was for.

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Re: One good reason for the Kindle...

Still nothing to replace my Kindle DX with....

Royal Navy destroyer leaves Middle East due to propeller problems

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Re: I knew it was a mistake

I guess that's what you call screwed!

It was El Reg wot won it: Bing banishes bogus Brit bank banner ad

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Re: Bing?

"For me it's Qwant and occasionally DuckDuckGo"

DDG primarily uses Bing!

London mayor: Self-driving cars? Not without jacked-up taxes, you don't!

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Re: What about the downsides?

This just needs a mass purchase of Bloom Energy Servers strategically placed to power these recharging points. They you would have a completely pollution free solution...

Microsoft's memory randomization security defense is a little busted in Windows 8, 10

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"Said the writer who has obviously never administered anything other and a single Windows Desktop."

I'm pretty sure that they don't let journalists loose on proper computers. Probably he uses an ipad or a Mac!

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"You use a library dedicated to the task. In the Windows world I assume it's much better because you can use a magic unicorn to parse the registry?"

The Windows registry is a binary b-tree database so you don't have to read the whole file to find a value so it's way faster and more efficient than parsing a text file, you have single config repository in a specific location, you have improved system integrity due to fully atomic transactions and you have strongly typed data formats.

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Re: It seems to me...

"I will only be satistifed if MongoDB is fully integrated into Windows to ensure web-scale, high-turnaround, low latency Cortanification."

Windows does already support piping to NUL !

To fix Intel's firmware fiasco, wait for Christmas Eve or 2018

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Re: Who/What does the "secure" in Secure Boot refer to?

"Secure Boot checks that the bootloader has been signed, so if it's been patched by malware, your computer won't boot (which is probably better than letting it boot and encrypt all your files)."

When combined with say Bitlocker and DeviceGuard, it protects the OS and file system from the majority of direct access type attacks. Secure Boot is trust the first part of that chain of trust.

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Re: Can't you zap the offending management with a cattleprod?

Yes, I would imagine that would do the job.

nb - as the "offending management" is part of your main CPU, that might not be an ideal solution if you wish to retain any operational functionality...

Phone fatigue takes hold: SIM-onlys now top UK market

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Nice pussy!

RBS sharpens axe again: 900 IT jobs to go by 2020

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Re: FFS, RBS

I think we know how this goes:

Transferring

Internal

Technical

Support

to

Unskilled

Peasants

Shamed TLS/SSL cert authority StartCom to shut up shop

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"whereabouts now might one get a non-outrageously-expensive cert for signing Windows executables?"

See https://cheapsslsecurity.co.uk/comodo/codesigningcertificate.html

Cops jam a warrant into Apple to make it cough up Texas mass killer's iPhone, iCloud files

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Re: Somehow

I remember reading that Apple after the last case closed a method where a firmware upgrade could be forced? As potentially they could have been forced to write a custom firmware that unlocked a device. So presumably now if a device is locked on current firmware Apple can say sorry no can do...

Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

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Re: "When it's political, technology cannot do anything." @Paul Crawford

"It's the 16-bit Windows software that requires the most work. First, Windows be 32-bit to run it. And you may need to register all the DLL/OCX files, disable UAC, change system file permissions and such. "

A quick fix is just to run it in a 32 bit Windows 10 VDI / VM session. See https://www.groovypost.com/howto/enable-16-bit-application-support-windows-10/

And yes sometimes fiddling is required, but then it's still quite impressive to be able to run 25 years old software on a modern OS!

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Re: No bullshit, Git.

"I should have been more explicit. Way back the option to permanently disable macros was in the dialog box that popped up warning you there were macros in the document. The option is no longer there, but is of course located where you say."

And whilst I agree for security it would be better, the problem was that people clicked it and then didn't know how to turn it back on - which isn't exactly easy to find. So it caused a lot of support calls, and it was therefore removed when the stronger "ask you twice" sandbox model was implemented...

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"I have literally considered, several times, my "ideal startup" if I were a millionaire and needed to run something to keep me occupied. One of the first rules would be "No Windows or Mac" "

And that's possible for a start-up, with some pain and significantly limited choice. Many technology startups start with Macs funnily enough. That doesn't usually last long though.

"I lived on a Linux desktop for many, many years, even managing Windows networks from it."

Because that doesn't require a suite of typical business applications - and obviously you still had to RDP to a Windows box to run management tools - so basically you ran a VDI Windows client!

"Are you seriously telling me that Munich couldn't go down that route"

You seriously think in over a decade they haven't tried their best? According to Munich's IT department on top of the project costs, they have spent €82 million! on remediating products to work with their current setup! See:

https://www.techrepublic.com/article/after-three-years-of-linux-munich-reveals-draft-of-crunch-report-that-could-decide-its-open-source/

"so you literally just get a VMWare window, inside the Linux desktop, of whatever fancy-schmancy app it is that absolutely can't run on anything else?"

Well Citrix is usually the VDI choice of enterprises, but yes they did do that. When people needed a version of Office that actually worked it was via VDI to a Windows box.

And if you are going to do that - why bother with a fat Linux client on the desktop? - just virtualise everything. Where I work we have zero desktops - even in IT - everything is via VDI and Wyse terminals. And FYI the higher end clients like the top of the range Wyse 7040 only run Windows Embedded due to it's better security, features, performance and remote management capabilities than Linux - which is only used on low end boxes. If you don't believe that's why then go read the product descriptions!

"Hell, you could do it via a cloud service, even."

Well, yes. Lots of people are looking at cloud desktop and VDI services on Azure and AWS. Not on Linux though!

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Re: "When it's political, technology cannot do anything."

"Obviously some migration effort and expense would be involved but the TCO analysis for a 3-5 year period always favoured Linux."

Erm, no, no it didn't. It would have cost €10 million to stay with Microsoft. It cost €18 million just to migrate, several million more to create the Limux build and applications, and according to Munich's IT department they have spent €82 million since trying to remediate systems to work with Linux!

https://joinup.ec.europa.eu/document/limux-it-evolution-open-source-success-story-never

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Re: No bullshit, Git.

" The option of "permanently" disabling macros that was there 20 years ago seems to have gone MIA somewhere along the line. "

Nope - you can still permanently disable them in options / trust centre, and there is also a Word file format that specifically excludes the ability to save Macros!

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Re: To install software on Linux I type

"apt install packagename"

After finding the exact package name and repository, then opening a shell, running sudo, checking for and adding the repository if needed and maybe having to run "apt-get build-dep packagename" though. Not to mention maybe having to run "apt-get install base-config" and then "apt-setup" the first time you want to do that....

On Windows just type the app name in the store, click install

Or for non Store Windows apps, click download from Edge, click Run and accept the elevation prompt all from the GUI...

Dick move: Navy flyboy flings firmament phallus for flabbergasted folk

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Re: Dammit.

What's all the fuss about? It's not exactly the first time a cock has been seen near a growler!

New UK aircraft carrier to be commissioned on Pearl Harbor anniversary

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Re: About those aircraft

"Woohoo. I'm so delighted that the £12billion+ programme has got us a pair of carriers so reliable that they have 50% availability."

Blame Gordon Brown for that mess. There were much better options but this was pushed through to keep uncompetitive Scottish shipyards in business...

True Telecom busted by Ofcom for 'slamming', misselling and more

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Re: What the hell?

"Do these companies never learn?"

Of course. And what they learn is to rinse and repeat...

UK private sector joins public in... Escape from DXC Max

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Re: "[Centrica's] CIO wanted to do something more cloud-based and sexier."

"DXC or Azure + HCL staff. Not much to choose between them, apart from the staff. I'd have gone with DXC.

Centrica have no plans afaik to use HCL. That's Aviva...

Car tax evasion has soared since paper discs scrapped

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Re: No car tax?

"Car tax evasion has soared since paper discs scrapped"

Petrol angle grinders are becoming cost effective alternatives...

Pastry in a manger: We're soz, Greggs man said

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Re: While we're on the subject of outrage...

"...shouldn't Greggs be apostophe-ised as Gregg's"

I thought it was just more than one Gregg....

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Re: Howay in a manger

"The sausage roll is the food of the Gods!"

Well it certainly can help create giant children!

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Re: But El Reg complained first!

Seems rather appropriate to me. Someone must have played "hide the sausage" whatever Mary said....

Crouching cyber Hidden Cobra: US warns Nork hackers are at it again with new software nasty

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"seriously a country running on windows 98 network can wreck havoc to the world!"

It wont be so easy once they become Asia's largest glow-in-the-dark glass carpark though!