* Posts by Wzrd1

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Angry Brazilian whacks NASA to put a stop to ... er, the NSA

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Re: Seems quite reasonable to me

A short list is, the CIA, NSA, NRO, GCHQ... ;)

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Re: At first I thought he was a crackpot

That facility was closed and the operation placed on the downgraded installation 33 1/3.

Damned sequester!

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Re: well both are "national"

If that is the case, they missed the mark by a lot.

Most US citizens don't visit NASA sites. They'd far rather go to Twitter or Facebook than anything scientific, especially as they don't understand most of what NASA does.

As for our attitude with our government, you're partially correct. But, we also despise our government and distrust it.

Largely due to the fact that when we correspond with our congresscritters, we typically get a barely polite sod off letter. Regardless of how many voters write in.

Besides, this describes governments at their best:

http://www.despair.com/meetings.html

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Re: Come to think of it....

Well, the script kiddies aren't going to get into the NSA website, so they picked the low hanging fruit.

Actually, considering NASA's history, that fruit is always on the ground.

As for geography, most US citizens couldn't even find the US on a map. I won't even go into how many can't find Afghanistan, far too many think it's next door to Saudi Arabia.

I'm ashamed to say of my countrymen that the United States of America is a large village.

Full of village idiots.

Apparently, Brazil is trying to close the idiot gap.

Cold-blooded, INHUMAN visitor hitches ride on NASA moon rocket

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Re: ' Lights, camera, ACTION!!!'.............."Ribbit"

Erm, in the *real* world, Khan is an Indian name, not a Middle Eastern name, such as Kamel, Abdul, Kereef, Shamal, Bint Haram, etc.

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Re: Mais attendez!

A little. I already have enough frog legs in my freezer, thank you.

Seriously, I do. :)

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Re: We'd all jump that high

"Suicidal frog, trying to find the IT angle. Poor bastard."

Animal trying to find the IT angle. See Dilbert.

Oh, wait...

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Re: But I want to know.. Did he croak?

"it was Green, but not a Martian I saw on that rocket....."

Hulk exile.

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Re: Poikilothermic not cold-blooded

Doubt that it was hot blooded.

It was in a classic falling frog stance.

Seriously.

That is how frogs spread out when falling.

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Re: Maybe he made it to the moon

Nah. It as a tea party frog, who was overheard to exclaim, "They ain't interferin with *my* liberties with those BS warnings! I have a *right* to be where my tax dollars are wasted!"

It also rambled on about second amendment rights and remedies, waved around a cheap AR-15 for a bit.

Reports are that the AR vaporized when struck by sunlight.

Or maybe it was superheated water from the main engine.

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Re: Communicating with the rocket via Kermit?

Wow! You are ancient!

I thought that *I*, one of the last ancients was the only one to remember kermit, how to initiate a transfer, etc. ;)

Footnote (bootnote):

Yes, I really *am* older than dirt. I was with the Celestial Engineer Corps on the first Great Earth Dirt Delivery Project.

At least it feels that way in the morning.

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Re: One happened to die so many could live

I happen to know of areas that are even more heavily secured with the listed weapons and more that have schools on them.

They're called military installations.

They also have heavy restrictions on who can carry what weapon where.

Such as only the military police can rove about carrying firearms. Training military are only armed in the training areas, far from the habitation and administrative areas of the installation.

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Re: One happened to die so many could live

As I recall, they also have secondary fences in place to keep the larger wildlife away from the operational areas, such as the assembly building, roadway to the launch pads, the launch pads, etc.

But, fences only work against larger wildlife, birds fly over and frogs swim and jump through or under.

Still, with those large eardrums, it *had* to have heard the warnings, then the countdown... ;)

David Attenborough warns that humans have stopped evolving

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Apparently, Sir David Attenborough failed to fully read up on evolution. It never was, nor ever was proposed as a purely linear process, with incremental changes in any species.

There would be no observable changes in an evolutionary sense in any species that would be identifiable in the time since evolution was first thought of.

That said, we have altered our own course, largely due to sanitation, modern medicine and significantly improved living conditions, as our current longevity and caesarian birth rate increases can attest to.

Kamikaze Moon mission on track as NASA grips its tumbling LADEE

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My mind is still locked onto the 0.5 watt laser signal.

I'm quite up to date with our current technological capabilities, even quite a few classified ones, but the thought of a half watt of IR laser making the trip from the moon, through space, then the Earth's atmosphere and be intelligible is mind boggling.

Oh well, guess its my age showing. I worked on vacuum tube circuitry throughout my teens, transistors as well and moved into IC's, then LSI chips and finally quit the electronics tech game after replacing hundreds of SMD chips.

Now, my arms are too short to see those terminals to solder them.

Syrian Electronic Army hacks US Marines, asks 'bros' to fight on its side

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Re: Syria chose the wrong friends

Dude, get the real facts, not the press release.

First up to bat, Iran's mullahs aren't crazy. They're pissed off over the US overthrowing their democracy for UK oil interests that were stealing Iran's oil. They've repeatedly said that they only want an official apology from the US.

When Obama made a half-mention, he was lambasted by the GOP and submitted as public enemy #1, rather than public enema #1 that he is.

The fact is, Assad chose Iran for a simple reason: Loads of oil money funding efforts to support him, errr, their cause. Hence, load of warm, breathing bodies that happen to also get halfway level training and leaders get both decent training and excellent experience (they survived war).

The *entire* Levant and GCC is like dancing on the heads of snakes unless one understands the culture and works both with and against aspects of it. It's challenging, but not impossible if one has an operational brain.

I see no alternative, as Obama made a bold demand to not use chemical weapons and idiot used them. Either lose all stature on POTUS statements forever or act.

But, acting *is* the right thing. Sarin isn't a nice agent. Thermal weapons aren't very nice either.

Bullets, bombs and knives aren't nice either, but this veteran would happily skin alive anyone who uses thermal weapons (napalm, thermite, thermobaric weapons, etc) or chemical weapons in an area where large numbers of civilians can get injured.

I'll not even go into blood agents, choking agents or vesicant agents.

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Re: Wait..

I'm retired US Army, but know plenty of reformed Marines and plenty of still serving Marines.

The *only* dumb Marines I ever met were commissioned officers. Two of them out of hundreds I personally know/knew.

The US studied IQ and military capability ages ago. They learned, one cannot get a moron to charge a machinegun nest, one can trivially get a genius to do so and most of those who are of above average intelligence. They further quantified the particular measures and those are reflected in the ASVAB test.

My scores qualified me for every position, save crypto.

Ended up implementing a lot of crypto, having to understand it to make it work after I retired.

There is idiocy and there is stupidity. An idiot won't perform in a military environment involving combat, the stupid person will happily make a suicide charge "for the cause".

Though, it takes a special kind of stupid to go through hell week, all the other hell, then serve through hell and damnation and survive. Those are selected for an inability to quit, regardless of how lousy things are and will become.

Amazingly, many of us survive.

Some become BOFH MKII. ;)

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Re: So everyone's just hoping this news report goes away...?

ROFLMAO!

Erm, I rather closely track US chemical weapons inventory. I also still have access to those networks.

The US is destroying the remaining small stockpile of that shit as quickly as can be safely done.

The US also lacks a large inventory of that particular agent, far less than was employed or is currently in stock in Syria.

But, what would this US military retiree know? I only still hold a multiple character clearance, complete with alphabet soup after it. I trust the USG even less than AQ does.

So, I keep close track, lest I get called out of retirement before I can clear country.

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Re: The problem is...

It's a choice right now of shit or excrement.

What really matters in the end is who manages to retain control after all of the murder and destruction is over.

Pity, I rather liked Syrians. Overall, they were rather laid back folks that had really cool ladies bedroom attire.

At the end of this, it's likely the ladies will be wearing sackcloth from birth to grave, even when showering.

Maybe I should start the lot of them off on me and distract them from killing each other. I'll just pick on them for how small their olives are compared to Lebanese olives, let alone Egyptian olives. ;)

(Yes, I spent enough time in the region to know what each exported food tasted like. It makes me want to strip the warhead off of a cruise missile, shove the missile body up Assad's ass, then launch him out to sea.)

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Re: Wow such a tough "army"

Script kiddies at their, erm, worst.

What is disgusting is that El Reg calls figuring out an insecure password hacking.

They'd quite likely shit themselves if they saw a real hack done by a CEH, let alone a black hat.

Quantum crypto nearly ready to go mobile

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Re: Quantum Polariser

"... it is time for a real Star Trek sequel, not that "Into the darkness"-crap. I want old-school sci-fi."

Do you mean something that is *not* "hey, our ratings suck, let's have a war and raise the numbers a bit"?

Revealed: HUNGRY frosty Arctic cleft that could eat 2 Grand Canyons

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Re: Winding River Channel????

"For the obtuse ones out there, the valley the canyon formed within is "U' shaped and thus was formed by glacial activity."

You got one thing right. Now, try putting the horse in front of the cart.

A river formed a valley that was widened by the glacier grinding its way through it.

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Re: Get your glasses on.

"but it doesn't show on google maps, maybe they have only just opened"

Nope, it's because the Starbucks is on a sub-surface US military installation, so Google leaves it blank. ;)

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Re: Tourist Trap

"But seriously, this is just another reason why science is so exciting - you never know what is about to be discovered."

Too true. One never knows what is truly there unless one looks.

Just think of what will be discovered by this time next year!

Why, they may even discover a trace of intelligence in politicians.

NSA: NOBODY could stop Snowden – he was A SYSADMIN

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So much hogwash!

First, let's review "They are great at some sophisticated tasks but oddly bad at many of the simplest."

The NSA used to have things tightly locked down. Then, some 9-11 thing happened and everyone bitched that they couldn't access information in order to prevent a recurrence of such an event. So, access controls were massively eased back.

Manning proved it, as did Snowden.

As for an SA having access and it's unpreventable, that is also hogwash! I've set up access controls where SA's, NA's, AD admins, even enterprise admins didn't have access. Only the backup logon account had access and it was prohibited interactive logon, had a random password that remained unseen by human eyes and the password changed quite often automatically.

The only thing that the idiot General has accomplished is removing the ability for the NSA to respond to another massive data breach, like happened with the 2008 cyber attack against the US DoD.

The NSA sent hundreds of admin types to clean up that debacle.

Twice.

Twice because the contractors that set up things in such a way that the malware infection was inevitable refused to fix the baseline to standard, so they reinfected the network and servers in under a month.

Something I know quite well, as I was in the middle of it, though my installation was kept up to standard, obeyed directives and hence, remained uninfected.

Boffin snatches control of colleague's body with remote control brain hat

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"This is a bit like programming a relay to trigger when it gets a signal, taping it to your car's throttle, and claiming you're remote controlling a car. "

Actually, pretty close. They're examining a mapped signal from one brain, then creating a trigger in the recipients brain.

It's a bit more remote control than altering respiratory patterns with deep brain stimulation, only barely. The latter being in common practice in research for decades.

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Beats what a US military officer called his consultants, "ninety pound brains".

Really gives one great respect for the intellectual integrity of the US military commissioned officer corps.

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Re: Participation

Pretty much the hat. Magnetic fields lose strength to the inverse square of the distance. In short, the strength of signal drops dramatically the farther away one is from the electromagnet.

In theory, one could build a unit to send a precise signal across the room to do the same thing, but every compass in the country would point to the facility. ;)

Not to mention rattling rebar in concrete walls...

ISPs scramble to explain mouse-sniffing tool

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Hehe, I tend to do that anyway whist reading out of boredom.

Read in one spot, the mouse is free to "play" all over the rest of the page.

I'm sure that any data collected from me tips their research data into a cocked hat.

Fame-hating planets don't need to hang around STARS – boffins

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It's not *that* difficult to throw a planet out of a galaxy. Of course, one has to throw it from a star system first (if one is present).

Let it go on a flyby of Sag A* and it'll most certainly depart the galaxy.

Second time's a charm! Microsoft tries again with Active Directory patch

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Re: And last month's updated Hyper-V patch..

What sucks is when a modest difference between the test/development network and production network hides a bug in a patch that paralyzes the enterprise.

I've seen a few of those over the years. :/

Alien antique show: Egyptians wore JEWELRY FROM SPAAAACE

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Shooting random, if you mean the "random protestor" who was repeatedly told to move, then fired on the soldiers.

What poor grace of those soldiers, firing back, rather than taking the incoming lead!

Try watching the videos from the region, there aint' no saints, but shitloads of sinners.

Except, maybe oil ministries.

Those are simply demons.

Tiny fireball exoplanet completes one year in 8.5 hours

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Re: need some sunblock 5000

Funny, that's what your old lady said.

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Don't know about that. It may well actually have an atmosphere. Of vaporized rock.

I imagine that some astronomers will be seeking a tail from that planet.

Oz bank closes Bitcoin business' bank accounts

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Re: Interesting

That's why I'm staying clear of it. Too easy to lose everything because of one fraudster.

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Re: I smell America's hand

Uh huh, so it's not popular, but the US government doesn't flood the Bitcoin network with tons of rubbish, break the lousy entropy code and flood it with counterfeit bitcoins or anything else.

No, they tell Australia to have one bank close all accounts.

Yep, because shitcoin is suuuuch a threat or even noticed.

Boffins claim Voyager has already left the Solar System

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Re: Bah!

True enough. What the scientific argument is about is if the probes have left the magnetic bubble created by Sol.

As for Pluto, doesn't matter where I observe it, even if it were under foot. This American firmly believes that it is simply a smallish chunk of rubble that isn't on anything resembling a planetary orbit that corresponds with the planets of this solar system.

It's only rubble left behind from the old mass relay. ;)

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What we absolutely know for certain is that Voyager is most definitely outside of the solar system. Unless it's still inside of the solar system.

The only way we'll be certain is with a shitload more measurements over the course of months to years, possibly even a decade.

But, for each inch the probes move outward, we forge new scientific measurements and new firsts.

Microsoft pulls faulty Exchange 2013 patch HOURS after release

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Re: look on the bright side

True enough. I've long held that Microsoft's flaws and gaffes are simply job security for me.

Unless I chose to work for the NSA, where the majority of network administrators are getting fired...

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Re: But would anyone

"The problem that occurred in this case is one that you might easily have missed if you relied on testing patches yourself on a test server,..."

Except when the patch works on the test server, but fails for obscure reasons when it hits the production environment.

Had that a few times in the past.

Annoying as hell.

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Re: Oracle and Microsoft..

You forgot Adobe.

They're right up with the pack.

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Re: Microsoft slipping?

"I think Vista could be argued to be the beginning of the end as the first major product that went Pete Tong."

Erm, Microsoft Bob. Windows ME both come to mind.

But, they're still in business churning out shitty patches.

Remember NT4 SP6? The lawyers were howling over their broken Lotus Notes.

You'd have thought the Microsoft would've learned from that debacle!

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Re: Not the only dodgy patch this Tuesday

Shades of NT4 SP6. Remember *that* debacle? When the service pack broke some obscure software that Redmond's lawyers used extensively, something called Lotus Notes. ;)

Also due to shitty testing.

Apparently, Microsoft still hasn't learned.

Keep Landsat flying forever, says US Academy of Sciences

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If it isn't surveillance, terrorist or some other hot button topic of the week, it shan't be launched.

At this rate, all visual, radio, IR, higher spectra or even GPS is toast soon. Congress has repeatedly refused to fund any of those over military things.

Indeed, there is a bill still pending, not mentioning the annual basis and increasing political support, for a bill that *any*, any at all, federal funding that is not military is refused.

Health is crap, scrap it.

Living conditions is worthless, scrap it.

Power is a nuisance, scrap it.

Living citizens are not worthy, save as a labor force.

Signed, Mr Winston.

Mother of Chelyabinsk spotted

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Re: *$#£+!

"Wonder if they found any incinerated bugs on that asteroid..."

Don't know about that, but I recall a Russian politician who blamed the US for the bolide.

The secure mail dilemma: If it's useable, it's probably insecure

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Re: Secure messages

"How about a system where you write or print the message onto some ephemeral material such as paper then wrap that in some form of sealable package which is then delivered by a trusted third party in exchange for a small fee, it might take a day or so but if the package is well sealed any tampering would be evident."

And one ponders sealed orders that misdirected Nazis during WWII, where the sealed orders were planted on a deceased man in uniform by British forces.

Later to receive the envelope back intact, but the message had been rolled, removed, copied, re-rolled and reinserted and unrolled into the envelope.

Worked well, as I recall. Pulled the wool well and truly over the Nazis eyes.

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Re: Sounds like you have a hammer

"Not in this case. Since qualities like security, reliability and performance are what you might call system attributes, you need to consider those properties quite early in the system's life (like during the concept and design phases)."

Then, one has to wonder if a government demands a backdoor be installed into the system, at a system level, by the software vendor.

One recalls Windows source code with "NSA hooks" from some years back...

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Re: Sounds like you have a hammer

GNUnet, a new version of Freenet? ;)

Seriously though, one could always own one's own encrypted server, with keyserver for public keys. With an encrypted filesystem out of one's own domicile.

First, they'd have to get your key to unlock the filesystem. Then, have to get assorted other keys from you.

Which is where you typically are at anyway, as if you know your key, they can attempt to force that key out of you.

Indeed, as I recall TrueCrypt offered a duress key and a real key just go avoid such unpleasantness. Briefly.

Still, just to twig their nose, I've taken to sending encrypted e-mails to my wife when she's upstairs on her computer.

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Re: What is needed...

"The problem is that they did have the keys"

That is one thing that El Reg's article gave me heartburn over, their need to pull things out of their asses, rather than consider that metadata and plaintext would be available, as Snowden did leave computers home when he fled the US. Knowing him, he left his private keys on some or all of those machines.

(Yes, I met him. He was and is a prima dona and barely competent as an administrator, but sucked at securing systems quite badly.)

"This is all complete guesswork on our part and all we know for sure is that Lavabit shut itself down to avoid complying with something it found intolerable while it takes its case to the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals."

NSA gets burned by a sysadmin, decides to burn 90% of its sysadmins

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Re: skynet

"My first thought was about the old tabletop RPG "Paranoia""

My first thought was about the hundreds of administrators that were sent to Iraq, Kuwait and Afghanistan to clean up the 2008 cyberattack and their month long effort to clean up multiple networks from the malware that was exfiltrating data to a foreign power.

And the sacking of them over the actions of one prima dona.

Oh well, they can just spend a year cleaning up the mess next time.