* Posts by PleebSmash

532 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Dec 2012

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iPod dead? Nope, says Apple: New Touch has iPhone 6 brains

PleebSmash
Big Brother

It's less of a tracking device.

Large Hadron SMASHER: Boffins BLOW OPEN the PENTAQUARK's secrets

PleebSmash

Re: never?

It could be like the "island of stability". Very fast decay for most pentaquark/etc based compounds, with a mythical stable configuration yet to be found.

PleebSmash
Boffin

never?

When are we going to see stable "atoms"/molecules/compounds made from unusual quark configurations?

Uninstalled Google Photos? Thought your pics safe from slurping? WRONG, bozo

PleebSmash
FAIL

tech wonder of Nashville

Yup, this is a BS Google scare.

Android Wear 5.1: A more enduring wristjob for your pleasure

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Mushroom

Re: Improvements

"Pair bluetooth headphones with the watch and you can use it independently of the phones to listen to music you've download to the watch."

It's an iPod Nano!

Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue

PleebSmash

Re: Dear El. Reg.,

El Reg, the official tech news rag of #TO2015™.

Twitter's Vine creeps into HD-quality vid – but it's not really for YOU, chump

PleebSmash
Boffin

what is "HD"

Does Vine mean 1280x720 for iOS users? 1080p is "Full HD".

Brit teen who unleashed 'biggest ever distributed denial-of-service blast' walks free from court

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Re: Unbelieveable

"none of that laundry list fits into any recognised mental illness pattern"

"Looks to me like an old-fashioned psychopath"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy_Checklist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathic_Personality_Inventory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

Although no psychiatric or psychological organization has sanctioned a diagnosis titled "psychopathy", assessments of psychopathic characteristics are widely used in criminal justice settings in some nations, and may have important consequences for individuals.

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Mushroom

"hacking offence"

wot's that, some kind of "crime"?

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Trollface

it's all true

>He avoided a stretch behind bars after the court heard the teen suffered from a mental illness at the time of the web assaults, had dropped out of school and shunned his family, but had later showed "complete and genuine remorse."'

It's a true defense. At least 2/4 to 3/4 of it anyway.

Getting cuffed at 16 probably helped too. He picked the right time to go black hat, and can expect a lucrative career in the cyber realm soon, making more money than you make.

NASA pops open a big can of red planet whup-ass with Mars Trek

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US OPM boss quits after hackers stole chapter and verse on 21.5m Americans' lives

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IT Angle

Re: error in title...

And there's another number floating around: 32 million current, former and prospective federal employees potentially compromised.

Archuleta couldn't handle the mess.

Hacked Hacking Team team – like everyone in security – read The Register

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Big Brother

here's your thread

If you work for Hacking Team, reply right here.

How many top-level domains are there now? 300? 500? No, it's 1,000

PleebSmash
FAIL

let $185,000 bloom

"Let a thousand flowers bloom," Postel was keen on reciting, meaning that it was not the job of those running the internet's infrastructure to decide in which direction it should grow, only that it should grow unencumbered and in its own way.

Sadly, Postel died in October 1998 and the company that took over his role, ICANN, did not adhere to the same philosophy. It has taken ICANN 17 years to reach the point that Postel and many internet originators wanted to reach within one year. But we are finally there.

Yes, I'm sure Postel wanted to see ICANN grabbing hundreds of millions of dollars in this sudden organic growth of the Internet's infrastructure (totally not a TLD/domain extortion racket).

Microsoft starts switching on paid Wi-Fi service with latest Windows 10 preview

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Thumb Down

so much for open wi-fi

So what, hotels, conference centers, planes etc. will be signing deals to offer Microsoft's pay-to-access Wi-Fi routers now? Like GoGo inflight interwebz but in more locations? I guess MS saw some high margins and decided to bust into the inconvenience market.

PLUTO: The FINAL FRONTIER – best image yet of remote, icy dwarf planet REVEALED

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Alien

Re: Maybe they will find

"I cannot wait to see the real close-up images."

You can wait 1 week I say

'Real' vampires reluctant to 'come out of the coffin' to social workers – barmy prof

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Go

Re: 'Real' vampires etc

The ride never ends.

Samsung to launch a Snapdragon 808-based clamshell smartphone

PleebSmash

Re: Is it only me

Even worse, it doesn't have QWERTY.

I guess the predictive software makes up for it.

PleebSmash
Pint

a six-core flip phone

What a world!

THIS MEANS WAR between USA and Japan! GIANT ROBOT WAR

PleebSmash
Terminator

Re: Errrr ...

It's a mecha

Apple fanbois to be empowered to bonk each other

PleebSmash
Windows

Re: USPTO

Isn't this like Zune "squirting"?

Kobo Glo HD vs Amazon Kindle Paperwhite: Which one's best?

PleebSmash

Re: Why buy a dedicated e-Reader ?

These e-ink readers are also cheap enough that their strong points and low price point are enough to make you want to get one. You can go cheaper than Paperwhite, and the features from the newer Kindle models seem to trickle down yearly.

PleebSmash

Re: Why buy a dedicated e-Reader ?

Battery life and readability in sunlight (and the Paperwhite's reflection of light off the e-ink is supposedly better for your eyes at night than a tablet display).

Why buy a YotaPhone?

PleebSmash
Alert

more storage could be used

More storage would be great for the pure e-readers. 250 KB to 1 MB of text per file is a starting point, but throw in some pictures (generally in PDFs, or perhaps the comic book formats mentioned), and the size per file can climb to 25 to 100 MB. I don't expect many non-comic books to be that big, but some can be (cookbooks for instance).

It's time to double storage to 8 GB at least, and maybe to 16 GB+ to coincide with a switch to color e-ink in a few years.

Boffin: Will I soon be able to CLONE a WOOLLY MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? Hell NO

PleebSmash

Re: But *can* we create a wooly mammoth?

We will eventually create human children without a proper human womb to grow them in.

As for the learnt behavior, you can try to teach them with robots or sock puppets, or let them start from scratch. Will they have any non-Russian predators?

PleebSmash

Re: Wrangel Island

"Whether or not we should re-introduce an elephant species in its more-or-less original environment? Well, we're talking about the siberian tundra and taiga."

Pleistocene Park: Return of the Mammoth's Ecosystem

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PleebSmash
Thumb Up

Re: Let 'em loose in Russia

You don't say?

Pleistocene Park: Return of the Mammoth's Ecosystem

Mastercard facial recog-ware will unlock your money using SELFIES

PleebSmash
Paris Hilton

fad/marketing intern

End of days? Nah.

El Reg was doing some pretty serious reporting on Second Life 8-9 years ago. What happened with that?

UK.gov spied on human rights warriors at Amnesty International

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Paris Hilton

Re: Disgusting

It is very hard for the Tribunal to remember the names of two organizations.

PleebSmash
Big Brother

Re: All governments do this

We hear this meme over and over again, as if it should be accepted.

Is Amnesty International a foreign government? No.

Was it even suspected of a crime? No.

Now we are supposed to accept that the NSA/GCHQ can spy on foreign governments and every citizen of every other government on the world. And when they can't legally spy on their own citizens, they just swap info like it's baseball cards.

How about no. At the very least, try to defund these activities.

PleebSmash
Big Brother

costing lives, confusing lives

The claim that people will die because of this snooping is believable compared to the tripe the US and UK governments regularly roll out.

However one factor may lower the body count: because of the Investigatory Powers Tribunal's little "accident" 10 days ago, the corrected record may reach less people. Some probably tuned out when they heard it was an Egyptian and a South African organization being spied on.

Rise of the Machines: ROBOT KILLS MAN at Volkswagen plant

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Terminator

Re: Tasteless

Make fun of the random bot killing while you can, MrDamage.

You are a meatbag that will soon be obsolete.

Hello Tosh, got a downrated 6TB spinner? Yes, for slower workloads

PleebSmash
Boffin

Re: Helium

There is no helium in the Toshiba drive.

HGST's helium drives come with 5 year warranties.

PleebSmash
Boffin

Re: Helium

The warranty is 5 years for HGST Helium drives.

This Toshiba drive is not a helium drive.

PleebSmash
Megaphone

fax

1. HGST helium drives add 2 platters to the count of 5, not 1. Although Seagate manages 6 without helium.

2. Who would sell a 7 TB drive? 6, 8, 10, 12... maybe 7.5.

Crowdfunded beg-a-thon to bail out Greece raises 0.003% of target

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Thumb Up

Re: Islands

#SellGreeceNow

Where's my island(s)? I want to tour them first before I decide to spend.

Hide the HUD, say boffins, they're bad for driver safety

PleebSmash
Childcatcher

simple is better

A car HUD should integrate with mapping and change the color of the road you need to follow, and include gradient color changes like yellow to red to indicate upcoming turns and lane changes.

WikiLeaks docs show NSA's 10-year economic espionage campaign against France

PleebSmash
Big Brother

Re: With friends like that

France needed Islamic enemies in order to pass new draconian surveillance bills this week...

Apple Music available on Sonos by end of this year

PleebSmash
Boffin

it's a speaker

Availability is determined by the audio in cable, not an app.

Giant male member spontaneously ejaculates over Norway

PleebSmash
Alien

insidious ejaculation

There's nothing spontaneous about this ejaculation.

It was intended to plant a mental seed in the lucky victims.

Giant glitter penis #prank gone sexual #2016. What happened next will surprise you.

Facebook! exfiltrates! Yahoo! security! boss!

PleebSmash
Big Brother

welcome to Facebook

An NSA-blocking talent wasted on Yahoo!

...

... and Facebook?

US SaaS firm bows to Snowden concerns with UK-based datacentre

PleebSmash
Big Brother

Re: Indeed.

From NSA to GCHQ. Brilliant move indeed.

D-Wave promises chip that could search the whole universe

PleebSmash

Re: Factor some public keys already. Geesh.

I don't think a quantum annealer can run Shor's algorithm

PleebSmash
Terminator

The qubit count is up (better than double, it's 125% more) and the performance is supposedly better (colder, less noise), so I'd like to see some action with this. Let's see it do something that the classical computing naysayers can't. Let's see Google/Lockheed/NASA use it for more than just tests to see if it works at all.

Pint-sized PCIe powerhouse: Intel NUC5i5RYK

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FAIL

Re: So for the price

"And I'd hardly call and I7 with 16gb RAM low end"

I'd hardly call "£325 for a bare-bones system" useful information.

Germany says no steamy ebooks until die Kinder have gone to bed

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Trollface

Re: "It is not clear at this time how the ebook retailers will respond"

Orally?

Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

PleebSmash

Re: gloabl? Come on.

Kat Hall is in on the conspiracy

Intel inside: Six of the best affordable PC laptops

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Megaphone

Re: Affordable?

"Wait for Skylake" club

or AMD's Zen

BlackBerry on Android? It makes perfect sense

PleebSmash
Gimp

relevant?

What compelling feature does Blackberry's code offer that can't be found on stock Android/iOS/WinPhone?

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