* Posts by Mark 85

12884 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Mozilla abandons experimental Aurora Firefox channel

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Re: You ever listen Mozilla?

I think you forgot one... how about making it usable again? Open more than a couple of windows and it bogs. Generally, if I open more than 3, I have to shutdown and restart it if I expect to get any performance back.

NASA agent faces heat for 'degrading' moon rock sting during which grandmother wet herself

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So some idiot thinks he's John Wayne and does an entrapment/interrogation in the parking lot of a Denny's? With a bunch of cops to take down these 70-year old hardened criminals? Un-freaking believable. Someone needs to take him out behind the woodshed for some extra-special training with a 2 X 4.

'Nobody's got to use the internet,' argues idiot congressman in row over ISP privacy rules

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It will be a small paragraph buried at the bottom of some huge bill... Which they do a lot of, and also mask with such things as "A corporation, incorporated in the city of San Francisco on June 5, 2000, at 6.23pm shall be except from.....(fill in the blank)".

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Re: That's not an option.

This politician is so far out of reality that he should be unplugged entirely from the internet: no going online via computer, cellphone, tablet, or any other means. No paying bills online, no online banking, no shopping online, no doing any research for anything, absolutely no internet at all.

And no getting a peon to do it for him.

Your peon statement explains it all... he and others of his ilk have peons. The ones in power don't need no stinkin' internet. Which makes me wonder where they get their porn?

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Coat

Re: 'you don't have to use the internet if you don't like it.'

It's been said the we in the States have the best government that money can buy.

Icon: checking for spare change to see if I have enough to buy a Congresscritter.

Leaked NSA point-and-pwn hack tools menace Win2k to Windows 8

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A mega class action law suit comprising the Top 500 corporations who sue the dangerously incompetent NSA / government to the tune of countless tens or hundreds of billions for all the additional security measures they need to take, loss of data, loss of revenues due hacks ?

Funny thing about the US Government.... they have the right of refusal to lawsuits. You can sue them only if they say you can... on an individual basis. It is a lovely idea though.

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Re: Pays to be running Windows 10

Pays to be running Windows 10 For once.

Don't be so sure...I'm sure the NSA has some Win10 hacks at their disposal. It's likely, that other releases will reveal what they have for Win10, Apple, Linux, etc.

Burger King's 'OK Google' sad ad saga somehow gets worse

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But hey, as long as people are talking about the brand, right?

Exactly...no such thing in marketing minds. It's all good publicity. A quick Google points this out: bad+publicity+is+good+publicity+quote

US military makes first drop of Mother-of-All-Bombs on Daesh-bags

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Re: Stupid bastards

How true. But those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. We tried bombing the hell out Vietnam. All we did was knock down trees and generally make a mess of the landscape. Didn't change the course of the war.

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Not the first time this has been tried...

In Vietnam, we tried the BLU-82 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82) Made some nice craters, cleared some jungle for helicopter landing zones but really didn't do shit to end the war. Big isn't always better.

Back to the Future 2: Gasp! America's trade watchdog discovers the risks of 'free' movies

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Holmes

This all sounds like someone in government got gobsmacked with a clue... I guess he'll go craw back under his rock and wait for the motion picture industry to hand him a rule or something....

Big Internet warns FCC's Pai: We will fight you all the way on net neutrality

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Re: Actually it looks like getting them to pass any kind of legislation is a mammoth task

Politics in general includes corporations... Remember Google being a heavy influence in the previous administration? Good is always relative with politics and corporates... even the "big evils" sometimes pull that one out of their ass.

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Re: Actually it looks like getting them to pass any kind of legislation is a mammoth task

That and..."politics". The ones that go along the line of: "if your party wants it, it's bad".

Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run

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Re: dummies

IoT Security for Dummies.

Now that has to set the record for being the shortest book in the world.

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@Bernard M. Orwell -- Re: But the real issue is

I choose to celebrate Eostre as it was called for centuries before the christonogs hijacked it for jebus and friends.

The other catch is, the dates don't really match with what we know of the time. Seems the "True Church" in Rome had issues with non-believers and so fixed the dates to counter the heathen ones. But hey... can't argue with history twisting when souls are stake, right?

Far out: Dark matter bridges millions of light-years long spotted between galaxies

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Re: FSM?

Are you saying they are not meatballs? I'm shocked...

Free health apps laugh in the face of privacy, sell your wheezing data

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Question...

Is the data actually going to the App authors or company? Or is it going to Google, Apple, etc.? Or maybe both?

Gordon Ramsay's in-laws admit plot to hack sweary celeb chef's biz

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Re: Holy drama lama mama!

This is "celebrity stupid"... soon to be an new TV series....

Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the state's network and did cybershenanigans

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Re: VLC?

I guess I must go turn myself in to the Computer Police. I have VLC here in the States with no issues getting it, updating it, or using it. I've not seen anything such as "WARNING... if you are in the States.."

Hasta la Windows Vista, baby! It's now officially dead – good riddance

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Re: Haters gonna hate

And finally, a big round of applause to the poor so and sos in the Microsoft application compatibility team who keep badly written application software running without anyone noticing what they do.

In some circles, this is a good thing and those folks are wise... "job security via job obscurity".

Trump's govt hiring freeze means there's no US Privacy Shield chief: We tracked down the woman filling in for now

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Unhappy

Great idea but don't hold your breath on it. If what has been done to fill appointments to date is any indication, there will soon be another billionaire appointed who has a vested monetary interest in any decision or negotiation.

Official science we knew all along: Facebook makes you sad :-(

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Devil

Re: Chicken and egg

Does this also apply to other "social media" such as Fetlife?

A little closer to "home"... does this apply to El Reg commentards?

Cowardly Microsoft buries critical Hyper-V, WordPad, Office, Outlook, etc security patches in normal fixes

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Windows Games

It does make me wonder what they're hiding in this scheme. After many folks blocked the Win10 downloads because they could see it coming down the pipe via updates. So... will Win10 or maybe some "extra" telemetry be hidden somewhere as an "update" or patch to any OS lower than Win10?

Call me suspicious just don't call me late for dinner or beer o'clock.

Oh my Microsoft Word: Dridex hackers exploit unpatched flaw

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Re: Oddly enough. . . @SotarrTheWizard

Still no sign here on the US west coast. Maybe MS rolled over and died?

As you stare at the dead British Airways website, remember the hundreds of tech staff it laid off

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Re: The solution? Start with more outsourcing...

Nice idea but stockholders are the problem. They want their money and cutting the top paying jobs would be welcomed.

Google fumes after US Dept of Labor accuses ad giant of lowballing pay for women

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At one point rumor had it that a company didn't raise the women's pay but lowered the men's pay to meet the law's requirements*. I wonder if the Googlers thought of trying that?

* Yeah.. probably just an urban legend but I wouldn't put it past any company any more.

FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

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Re: Ajit Pai: "Even a broken watch..."

Alternatively, they could be thrown out of the plane. 8^)

I've been trapped on a plane more than once with some salesdroids. A cell phone, a few drinks, and that's all you hear. They'll even drown out the jet engines, pilot announcements and crying babies. I can get behind this idea....

WileyFox disentangles itself from Cyanogen

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Re: Stock android

If there was a bare-bones Android, which preferably was ludicrously easy to root, I'd be all over it.

Now we know that that will never happen, right? Google loves all the phoning home and slurping everything you do.

Printer blown to bits by compressed air

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@Will Godfrey -- Re: Dangerous

It is pretty much self-regulating.. no legislative body can make it better and there's a reward: The Darwin Awards.

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The worst sounds in the world..

<sound of air compressor>

<sound of high pressure air>

<sound of parts being blown across the room and into the wall>

<sound of the new tech... "Oh s**t" or equivalent.

BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have

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Re: STPWDH

The answer is just above the abbreviation...... "a solution to a problem we don't have."'

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@John G Imrie -- Re: James

My money is on your concept... no "outsider" ever learns the real secrets and lives tell about it.

Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer

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Re: "slayed"

English is a bastard language made up by people, not a language that acquired an Académie to regulate it.

Should we set up a formal committee like the French have to tell us which words and usage are proper?

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Re: Jesus wasn't the only one crucified...

Wish I could give you an extra thumbs up for the Yiddish....

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Re: No nails required

Are they head side up or the head side down? Seems the Romans usually used head down and the head up were for "special" cases.

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Angel

Tis a pity

Perhaps they would have had more luck if one could pay for someone (a boss perhaps?) to be picked up and put on the cross. In the spirit if giving back to management, etc. of course.

Forget Mirai – Brickerbot malware will kill your crap IoT devices

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@Unicornpiss -- Re: Is it just me who is secretly applauding this...

but most of the people that buy these devices are just techy enough to get themselves in trouble.

FTFY. I've come across more than few who think they "understand" tech but really haven't a clue. And usually don't care as they can pick up the phone and call someone who knows a bit more. Not much... but enough to either create another problem or end up trashing the whole thing.

Dieting cannibals: At last, a scientist has calculated calories for human body parts

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Coat

Re: Two cannibals sharing

Do you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods?

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Re: $ units grams lines

Personally, I blame the French. This unit isn't used except in middle school science class, when the concept is demonstrated to you.

Err... it's used on every package of food sold in America. But then, everyone ignores that table of information or maybe think "higher is better" when it comes to the amount of calories.

Graffiti 'dying out' as kids dump spray cans for Instagram, Twitter etc

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Re: Short attention span

Thanks for that link.. just "wow" is about all I can muster at the moment.

Germany gives social networks 24 hours to delete criminal content

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Re: Enforcement?

EU privacy laws are much more stringent than the US.

Being in America... I'm jealous. As pointed out, the Silly Valley folks are ruled only by profit and don't really care what any country says. They are not or should not be able to trump local law. If I make a car here in the US and want to sell it in Europe, I have to comply with EU laws and NOT American laws for the car. Stands to reason, the 'Net should be the same way.

Democrats draft laws in futile attempt to protect US internet privacy

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Re: Americans don't know history

A lot of us do know the history.. and a lot of us are waiting for a bunch of Congressgritters' browsing history to come out. Life is about to get interesting in DC.

McAfee is McAfee again, promises security with kum ba yah

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Let's just keep it simple.... "ShitStuff".

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Re: Together Is Power

It makes one wish that corporates would put as much energy and creativity into their products and make them work as they do for the corporate logo and "vision".... <sigh>

Jailed biz coach accused of $17.5m HPE fraud writes to fans saying 'join me'

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Chutzpah...

and he's got a lot of it....

As Trump signs away Americans' digital privacy, it's time to bring out the BS detector

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Re: Comcast vs Google isn't Apples to Apples...

- Google (or Facebook or whoever) only get visibility over what I do when I am on their site, interacting with their services or viewing a page that has chosen to include one of their ads in.

Not quite... or maybe I'm wrong... Rumor had it at one point that the "Follow us on FB" tag was supposedly tied back to a "tracker". Not sure of the reality. Maybe I'm just a little paranoid... probably serves me right for being heavy into IT.

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Re: We'll follow as usual

I think the swamp was filled shit some time ago and now it's too late to drain it.

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Re: Devils advocate (from the right side of the pond)

But since Americans are OK with everyone inspecting their $hit (government,

It's not just the USA who's ok with this. It's come down to anyone using FB, Google, et al. Other than techies, no one seems to give a crap what FB or Google knows about them and sells. They don't seem to get the concept that they are a product to be sold to the highest bidder.

The Internet is a very powerful tool for good and evil just because it is pretty wide open to all who use it. There's two generations who have grown up with the Internet as part of their lives and don't seem to care. Telling them I don't do FB and use other sites for search than Google is a mortal sin apparently and I should be burned at the stake for heresy. At some point, the populous will wake up to what they have lost, but it will be too late.