* Posts by Mark 85

12880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

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Re: Really ?

I remember an SF story along these lines (Asimov? Heinlein? Or someone else, not sure) where the entire universe was a young persons simulation in a glass globe for a school science project. Sometimes I wonder at "what is the reality here?" but not often as it boggles my mind.

HPE coughed up source code for Pentagon's IT defenses to ... Russia

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Re: "Russian outfit Echelon, "

On this basis you got to wonder how many IoT webcams are plugged into the Pentagon network.

Just the ones in the bedrooms and shower areas......

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When did that start happening? The procurement department used to require darn near every nut, bolt, washer, etc. on hardware to be tested and inspected (as well as the bits being held together by said hardware). Software too had to be inspected, tested, checked, re-checked, etc.

Brit prosecutors fling almost a million quid at anti-drone'n'phone ideas

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@Elmer Phud -- Re: Trained Pigeons

Have you EVER seen a platypus wearing a monocle?

Ok.. let's dump the platypus. How about Mr. Peanut*?

*http://www.planters.com/get-to-know-planters/planters-through-the-years

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Re: would a

I would also kill the guards' phones which may not be a bad thing overall.

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Here I was thinking just have everyone walk through a larger version of an MRI machine. If someone screams, there's probably a phone near some sensitive body part.

We went to Nadella's launch of Hit Refresh so you didn't have to

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Re: Lords Cricket Ground?

He needed probably to satisfy his ego - lords, the ex-empire ruler, etc. etc.

I'll add.. he needed to visit the folks at home and by doing this, he got a nice tax deduction for "business".

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Re: Precise questions

And MY pointed question to Nadella: what in the HELL were you people THINKING when you came up with THAT???

And MY pointed question to Nadella: what in the HELL were you people DRINKING when you came up with THAT???

FTFY.

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In fact, he was playing with his cricket balls when the call came in

This doesn't paint a pretty picture. Won't anyone think of the insects? Oh..wrong cricket... nevermind.

Geoboffins claim to find oldest trace of life in rocks 4bn years old

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Re: "...Canadian rocks 3.95 billion years ago..."

You can have it but you have to take all the political types from all the rest of us... "Dear Leader", Trump, May, Putin, etc...

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@Uffish -- Re: "firing into it with colts"

A grizzly? Er.. no. All the bullets do is get their attention and piss them off unless you get lucky with a kill shot. Personally, I can't think of too many things worse than pissed off grizzly.

Drunk canoeing no longer driving offence in Canada

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Re: Surprised

They can't do too much fiddling with the law as most legislators I've met have been able to consume quite a bit of the devil's brew.

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@Haefen -- Re: Really? It's not a joke.

Wait a minute.. back up here... Santa doesn't bring us presents? Really? But then, I'm not Canadian...

Dildon'ts of Bluetooth: Pen test boffins sniff out Berlin's smart butt plugs

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Re: ...a number of...

Sort of like two people on a Harley? One in the front, one in the back?

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Re: OMG

Do report back as I was thinking the same thing being in a call center staffed with several hundred women.

US yanks staff from Cuban embassy over sonic death ray fears

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Re: The answer's simple!

Possibly a whole-body suit? If it's chemical, I'm not sure that would help. It's a good start though.

Guntree v Gumtree: Nominet orders gun ads site must lose domain

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Some of us just pine for the good old days when things were peachy.

FCC big cheese given Congressional roasting in reconfirmation bid

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He thinks he's playing the "smart game" by sucking up to the industry because we all assume he wants a kushie job/position after he's put in his time at the FCC. Yet, industry (no matter what they make or do) isn't loyal. At the rate Pai is going, he'll be a bigger liability then an asset to any company at this rate.

Ouch: Brit council still staggering weeks after ransomware bit its PCs

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Re: "Weeks"?

Constant internal wrangling because no-one is willing to make the bold decision in case it comes back to bite them.

^^^^^ Pretty much says it all. And it doesn't seem to matter which country it happened in, be it government or private industry, etc. It's have the balls to make the decision and then to hold the line on that decision. But.. profits, job fear, and pressure make weaseling out of a decision preferable.

'Dear diversity hire...' Amazon's weapons-grade fail in recruitment email to woman techie

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I'm surprised they didn't go the other way and reduce the men's salaries. They would have cut costs and then issued bonuses all around the board.

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I recall going through this about 40 years ago and it seems like history is repeating itself. I went to interviews in engineering but for a period of time, white males weren't being hired. At another point, Vietnam vets weren't being hired. Then the dam broke.. males who were Vietnam vets were in demand. At another point, the ideal job candidate was a 60-iish, black woman, single mother, and had one leg. I guess things don't change at all except we now have the SJW tag.

Twitter: We also made a shedload of cash from Russia's trolling during US White House race

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Re: Considering how much it costs

Well, the two miscreants mentioned spent it on commercial TV/Radio, etc. Twitter... even Facebook reaches a lot more folks per dollar spent. Since I don't do Twitter, Facebook, watch TV or do radio much might explain why I missed all the ads.

IKEA flat-packs TaskRabbit to crack assembly code

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Is this because of "Millennials " who may have seen exotic countries, lived at home with mom and dad for 20-odd years, and never had to do anything on their own or even <gasp> with their hands?

Trump's tax tease will be a massive payday for Valley tech giants and their shareholders

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Interesting issue. Will it create more jobs, etc. Or merely line the pockets of the stockholders who will hang onto it? The ones who would spend (locally and otherwise) are middle and lower class. They'd buy (probably Chinese made) goods but also services. The uppers... maybe a new Ferrari or another house. The rest of the money into the stocks, etc. Might get a bit of trickle down from that via startups but who knows.

Bless their hearts: Democrats want $40bn to spruce up America's bumpkin broadband

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Re: OMG more please!

I wish I could upvote you a dozen times at least.

Dome, sweet dome: UAE mulls Martian city here on Earth ahead of Red Planet colonization

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Re: Laser sintering?

Let's consider the low tech way... sand + lots of heat = glass.

Gov contractor nicked on suspicion of Official Secrets Act breach

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Free Speech? Yep... err... maybe. Depends. Say the wrong thing and the Feds will get you. Say the wrong thing and some corporate lawyer will be sending you nastly letters. Say the wrong thing, your boss will fire you. And so it goes all the way down. Now what was this Free Speech you speak of?

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Re: I wonder...

If you haven't noted, all comments are being moderated on this article...

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Re: Fair trial

Indeed. It would appear that item (2) is pretty much a catchall for even possibly just making grumblings not in favor of the government.

Sidenote.. the US military has one of those in the Uniform Code of Military Justice... Article 134 (if I remember right.. it's the last article). Basically.. if we can't punish you for anything else, we'll hit you with this one. Let's be careful out there.

Playboy founder and dressing-gown wearer Hugh Hefner dead at 91

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Popeye the Sailor or Popeye Doyle? Enquiring minds and all that.

EasyJet: We'll have electric airliners within the next decade

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Re: Well....

Or go for JATO or RATO bottles on the aircraft. They've been mounting the military has been mounting them on various C-xxx aircraft for some time. Noisy, smoky, and the expended ones need to be dropped after use. The dropping part might clear the neighborhoods built at the end of runways, however.

The military has also been fitting them with more bottles than needed for a launch as a backup or for missed landings and requiring a go-around.

Yahoo! search! results!, recommendations!, ad! flinging! code! is! now! open! source!

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What? They're going open source instead of monetizing this? I'm stunned...

Dyson to build electric car that doesn't suck

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he wrote in a treatise posted to Twitter.

The concept of a treatise posted to Twitter just boggles my mind for some reason. I do hope it was a short summary and not a full treatise.

On second thought.. nevermind. I see he did an image copy/paste. Still boggles the mind a bit as it doesn't enlarge for me and is pretty much illegible with the last parts cut off.

Mom, mom! Make China stopppp! US govt gripes about Beijing's internet censorship to WTO

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@Martin Summers -- Re: Why thw silly headline?

You missed the oft worn phrase by mothers everywhere: "Just wait until your father gets home". But then this is more like "What's a dad and what would he do?" thing.

Boeing slams $2m on the desk, bellows: Now where's my jetpack?

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Squawking? That's not a problem... duct/duck/gaffer tape. The problem will be removing the tape at feeding time without losing a finger to a rather irritated owl.

Alexa and her kind let the disabled or illiterate make the web work

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The longer I look at Alexa, the less I see a first-world toy and the more I see a universal tool, that’s meant for everyone, everywhere.

Spot on. Hopefully, Google won't kill it of off or "improve it" to the point of uselessness. They've done this before due to problems, lack of interest, or lack of profitability. Not trying to be pessimistic but Google being Google and their history.

Docs ran a simulation of what would happen if really nasty malware hit a city's hospitals. RIP :(

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Re: All plausible

I'm thinking along the same lines. Why does the equipment have to be on the main hospital network except (as the article points out) most hospitals don't have a security department in IT. If all the equipment were on a private, isolated network, it would make an attack damn difficult. I see no reason for most equipment to be public facing.

Sure, they connectivity for the equipment and the computers for patient info. But reality.. none really need to be public internet facing. To move data from doctor's offices to patient files could be done from internet facing equipment via filtering computers (for lack of a better word) and securing the network interfaces... the switches themselves. Won't completely solve the problem but it would sure as hell remove the low hanging fruit that is there now.

US Homeland Security Dept to collect immigrants' social media handles and more

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And if you don't do "social media" then will the Guardians of Freedom* believe you? I'm a "natural born citizen so while this doesn't apply to me yet, I figure there must be a bunch like me who aren't and the law applies to.

*aka Homeland Security, et al.

Sigfox doesn't do IP and is therefore secure, says UK IoT network operator

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Security by obscurity is never a good idea and that what this sounds like.

Cops shut 28k sites flogging knock-off footie kits and other tat

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"Or the misappropriation of tax money in constructing pro sports stadiums.?"

Reference the Romans and 'circuses and games'.

Shock! Hackers for medieval caliphate are terrible coders

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Re: Considering everything else about Daesh

You've never met a Jehovah's Witless or a Seventh Day Pestilence, have you?

Those are newbies on the religious landscape.

Chairman Zuck ends would-be president Zuck's political career

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Facepalm

Gads.... just what we really need... a President Zuck.

Spanish govt slammed over bizarre Catalan .cat internet registry cop raid

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Might even happen here in the States. I reference the "State of Jefferson" movement in northern California and southern Oregon. So far, it's a pipe dream but I don't think it will take much to push it mainstream especially with some legislators in California talking secession.

Kebab and pizza shop owner jailed for hiding £179k from the taxman

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He deserves prison for the crime of being stupid if nothing else.

Using that criteria, a lot more prisons need to be built.

Has science gone too far, part 97: Boffins craft code to find protesters on social networks, rate them on their violence

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"Our paper will enable fair and objective reporting of protest events," Joo explained.

Yeah... like the media will actually want to be objective? Those days are long gone.

Bill Gates says he'd do CTRL-ALT-DEL with one key if given the chance to go back through time

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Re: Requiring two or three keys in combination

Sod that. You want a rotating key switch to arm the interrupt button which is concealed below a flip up cover.

Dual usage then... one could also use that to launch missiles.

From the Dept of the Bleedin' Obvious... yes, drones hurt when they hit you in the head

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Re: Forget peer reviewed

Why can't we have both, Colman? Science and ogling of Kari Byron.

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Re: Ban them!

I agree, although actually it's safe to drop a politician, because being full of hot air.......

Well, there's the other type that is full of male, bovine excrement. They tend to explode on impact and make a bigger mess than in Congress/Parliament*.

*With few exceptions, all countries have one of these esteemed offices but the occupants all seem to be the same.