* Posts by Mark 85

12882 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Apple succeeds in failing wearables

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... he'd probably still be dead as they just monitor... don't call emergency services, don't kick off any treatments such as nitro meds or CPR or defibrolation. They just monitor and maybe beep quietly if something goes amuck.

80-year-old cyclist killed in prang with Tesla Model S

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Re: Alternative Explanation

Or, it may have been the cyclist who was looking at his mobile phone?

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, look out for must-have toys that are 'easily hacked' ♪

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Re: Keep it traditional - keep it safe

I guess a requirement for these toys was a) be male, b) white shirt and tie. I had most of the Gilberts as a kid (many were my Dad's when he was a kid).

AWS sells local Chinese infrastructure to local partner Sinnet

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Re: Sinnet

Even porn sites could need a bit barn.

Think the US is alone? 18 countries had their elections hacked last year

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Re: Who is Marc Rich?

America will be doing no such thing, however. We're way too busy wondering how our intelligence services became playthings of the Clinton Crime Family.

Seriously? I thought we had other worries like jobs, health insurance, N. Korea, etc., etc. I guess I must be missing all the headlines about the Clintons.

WikiLeaks is wiki-leaked. And it's still not even a proper wiki anyway

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I guess we need a definition of "normal"... I'm not sure "normal" applies. "Bizarre" maybe does but then lately nothing in politics is surprising as the smoke and mirrors just makes things murkier.

You, Google. Get in here and explain all this personal data slurping – Missouri AG subpoena

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Up next: Missouri Attorney General Josh Hawley is running for governor. Or maybe the Senate.... Got a make a name and get one's picture in all the local papers.

Disclaimer: I used to live in Missouri and have seen the "state" politicians in action.

Audio spy Alexa now has a little pal called Dox

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Re: Paranoia strikes deep in the heartland

I'm still tech. Once a techie, always a techie. But like some others, I chose my battles, headaches, and stress in my off time.

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Re: Paranoia strikes deep in the heartland

Luddites? I'm not sure. More like "we don't want more shit around the house." or "I deal with tech all day, why should I when I'm at home?" Maybe it's an age difference... younger techies love this stuff, us older guys are like "meh.".

Teensy weensy space shuttle flies and lands

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Re: survivable 21G

Thanks. I wasn't aware of that.

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Re: encountering just 1.5 times Earth gravity

For contrast, there are abort scenarios for Soyuz launches that regard 21G as 'survivable'.

Survivable? By what prithee tell...

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Re: Playmobil

Jetexes are long gone. You can still find them on eBay, but since you can no longer get fuses or fuel pellets for them, they are collector's items.

I have fond memories of the Jetexe. They were a bit tough to find back then but available. Then there was Estes which were popular and they're still available. https://www.estesrockets.com/

User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

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Re: PBKAC

Even your multi-component stereo has a single on button that switches all the components on, yes?

Once upon a time, the company I worked for had PC's with a power port for the monitor. Turn on the computer, the monitor powered up. The first tech refresh came through and suddenly, no one's monitor turned on via the computer. The monitor had a plug in on the power strip. Old habits die hard and it took quite a bit of time to get that change through some of the user's heads.

BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

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"Make that six,” the Boss says, wiping his fingerprints off the window key before dropping it in my drawer.

video maybe, fingerprints on the key, no

This Boss is either a fast learner or perhaps a former BOFH .

The day I almost pinned my tushie as a Google Maps landmark

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Re: Hmm...

So everyone from Zuck down to the janitorial staff should be locked up? We're going to need more jails.

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Re: Ch ch ch changes

There's one thing the younger ones today either never learned or ignore: "youthful exuberance is no match for old age and treachery".

Microsoft president says the world needs a digital Geneva Convention

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Re: Microsoft spends $1bn on security innovation a year.

Point of order... replace "innovation" with "cluster f**ks" in your title and you're spot on.

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Re: Yes, we need a digital 'Geneva Convention'

And Microsoft should not be invited to attend it.

Nah.. by all means invite them and give them special status: "How not to do stuff such as solid code, security, etc".

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Re: Geneva Convention

Add in several wars and all the bad crap happening to civilians in Africa and other places that UN says should stop but never do anything to stop it.

I won't get into the corruption and self-centeredness of the delegates to this organization and the amount of time and money spent on the trappings such as banquet food, travel, redecorating, etc.

WikiLeaks drama alert: CIA forged digital certs imitating Kaspersky Lab

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Re: Another Day Another Lie

Given the history of the world, you could replace "USA" with any country/government back to pre-civilization. SSDD applies.

*SSDD -- same shit, different decade.

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Re: down the rabbit hole stuff

I'm old enough to remember when governments had scruples.

So you're several thousand years old? I'm not sure any government, ever had scruples.

Sean Parker: I helped destroy humanity with Facebook

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Re: Apology or Gloating?

Regrets while sitting on a pile of money... ok.. sure.

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Re: vulnerability in human psychology

Last Man on Earth - 1964. Spot on.. have a cold one.

Greenhouse gas-sniffing satellite to be built and tested in Britain

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Re: The results will be meaningless

Not a problem actually. The bird doesn't fly for another 3 years. Then there's the time to gather the data and make sense of it all.

The NAKED truth: Why flashing us your nude pics is a good idea – by Facebook's safety boss

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One solution is to stop taking naked photos of each other, or sharing intimate snaps.

That is probably the best solution of all. I thought FB didn't allow such photos to be posted or am I wrong?

The best solution would be if abusive scumbags could stop being so awful.

Wishful thinking much? Might as well wish in one hand and piss in the other and see which fills up faster. Scumbags will be scumbags and there's no cure for that except death.

US government seizes Texas gun mass murder to demand backdoors

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So the FBI has 7000 or so phones that they want unencrypted. Have the owners been charged? Jailed until they give the FBI the passwords? Or is this a fishing expedition? The FBI would rather get their way to decrypt those 7000 phones and put millions of users at risk. Why? This is just appalling. There's more to this then they're telling us or anyone else it would seem.

Irish priests told to stop bashing bishops

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Re: no helpline required

Don't you mean "Send me your cheques and pay packets"?

I thought that was a proprietary line used by American televangelists?

US domestic, er, foreign spying bill progresses through Congress

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Re: It may already be too late for legislatures to stand up to security agencies

Our security agencies may already have so much information about our politicians that our politicians cannot speak or vote according to their consciences or the public good.

"may already have"??? I'd say it's a forgone conclusion that they own all elected officials just by knowing all the politico's dirty little secrets. Hell... those same agencies probably know all of ours (the "we, the people") also.

Mythbuster seeks cash for roller skates to wear in virtual reality

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He's probably doing if for the publicity aka advertising. As plus.... there's pre-sales and he's not out of pocket if the whole thing goes south.

Facebook's send-us-your-nudes service is coming to UK, America

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Re: Why...

Is there a job going then, where these images are vetted by a human for inclusion in the barring scheme?

Might be... I wonder how many applicants they'll have. Will FB pay the vetters or will they have to pay FB for the privilege much like the old Woody Allen movie?

Icon... I'm checking my pockets for change just in case.

Tesla buys robot maker. Hang on, isn't that your sci-fi bogeyman, Elon?

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If you have a vision, nothing wrong with having the control over it as those without the vision probably be unable to deliver what you want. However, there will always be something beyond your control. The catch is: where do you draw the line?

Our oldest mammalian ancestor named after British pub landlord

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Re: palaeontology

I thought that also... all that detail from just 2 teeth. Amazing work isn't it?

Amazon's answer to all those leaky AWS S3 buckets: A dashboard warning light

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So are the "lights" and "warnings" only for new accounts or will they be retroactively fitted? Will anyone with a existing account/bucket bother to look at them? Will change their setup? Given human nature... I suspect the answer is "no".

You know what's coming next: FBI is upset it can't get into Texas church gunman's smartphone

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Re: Barking up the wrong telegraph pole

You need to define "who's" motives here.

IF the FBI, it's about power and the "need" for a back door to encryption.. you know, just in case the shooter's phone has something like a message from a known terrorist group.

IF the shooter's, there's a gray area as to motive. Some people snap for a trivial reason, others for major reason. Luckily, most people don't snap and shoot up a building, night club, etc. Most of us just deal with it.

Overall... would the motive of killer or the FBI make a difference? Will it make a difference in the future to prevent these things? Hell if I know, but I doubt if the FBI's motives will stop anything.

We're not saying Uncle Sam has lost control on Twitter, but US Embassy in Riyadh just did a shout out for oatmeal

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I don't think you're alone in this, Jake. Then again, I would expect to see more government Twitter accounts as the game of "follow the leader" gains players.

American upstart seeks hotshot guinea pig for Concorde-a-like airliner

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XB-1? I remember what happened to the original one of that name/designation.

55 seats? Means it won't be profitable. Or very expensive mode of travel. Or highly subsidized.

But hell yes.. I go for trip on one.

Let's get ready to grumble! UFC secretly choke slams browsers with Monero miners

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Re: Alternative-context product lines

Unless they ask permission first... it's wrong no matter how it's justified.

I can believe that the greed factor might be running amok.. a few dollars here, a few there, and with millions of users it soon adds up to a nice bonus for the board or maybe the infamous "shareholder value".

Oh Brother: Hackers can crash your unpatched printers – researchers

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Tip of the iceburg...perhaps.

I know of several 3D printers that require internet access to phone home where the file is processed and sent back to the printer for printing. Yeah... it's stupidity at it's finest but hey... Internet of Shit gets buyers attention. So it's probable that other printers do it for automatically ordering supplies, sending data back to the mothership on usage, etc.

Official US govt Twitter accounts caught tweeting in Russian, now mysteriously axed

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In some cases, I'm guessing some low level manager had an account created thinking it's a good idea. Then he/she left and whoever below him/her who was doing the heavy lifting stopped doing it. I've seen this in private industry so why not in government? Security? Our government has heard of it.

Silicon Valley giants tap escape on fight against web sex trafficking law

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History is about to repeat itself and it's not very well thought out this time either.

Legislating morality is a sticky wicket or perhaps a mess of epic proportions. Prohibition didn't work in the in the early 1900's here in the States and there was no world wide internet. So how is this going to work now with TOR, the dark web, foreign registrars and hosting sites? The laws vary from country to country so who's law takes precedence? We've seen that banning websites doesn't always work due to the reasons I gave above (TOR, et al).

This is pure politics and eye-wash of "see... we did something" without solving the problem. I agree something should be done but what? Until all the countries in the world unite to fight this, it's doomed.

Google, Twitter gleefully spew Texas shooter fake news into netizens' eyes

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I must be doing something right (by my standards) or wrong (by Google's standards) as I never see this carousel of crap and hopefully, I never will. It's hard enough to avoid all the BS the web tosses at users as it is. For them to continue this trend of tossing crap is unconscionable. Their defense of it, even more so.

No, Samsung, you really do owe Apple $120m for patent infringement

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Facepalm

This has all the hallmarks of a urinating contest... but no one set the rules as to if it's "height", "distance", or "accuracy". Who knew that "rounded corners" among others could be battlefield?

Look out, Pepe: Martha Lane Fox has a plan

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Re: The cutting room floor is littered with this thread of comments.....

Judging from the number of "deleted by moderator" posts, you're not alone. Obviously some rather "lively" comments were made and probably deleted before the flame wars started.

$10,000-a-dram whisky 'wasn't even a malt'

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Re: Ice or water - pffft!

(thats ~130% for USians)

Err.. no. The 130 is proof not %.

OpenSSL patches, Apple bug fixes, Hilton's $700k hack bill, Kim Dotcom raid settlement, Signal desktop app, and more

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Re: The Azure Edge of Chrome

I'd also add: Have handouts of the entire presentation just in case all else fails.

Over a million Android users fooled by fake WhatsApp app in official Google Play Store

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Re: 'two bytes at the end forming an invisible space'

Interesting that "Anonymous Coward" wants El Reg to unmask miscreants. Not accusatory but interesting.

Subsidy-guzzling Tesla's Model 3 volumes a huge problem – Wall St man

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Re: Guzzling?

Why do american cars have such large engines?

A couple of reasons I can think of off the top of my head... There's a difference in operating RPM. Historically, American engines worked at lower rpm as we have miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles of highways. Big cubic inch engines, mid-range RPM and higher gearing for the highway. Europe.. smaller engine, higher RPM, and nominal gearing. As late as the '70's and some of the 80's, European cars (not the high performance types) wore out faster due to the RPM requirements and hours spent at speed. I believe that's changed quite a bit so smaller engines are happening here in the States due to better fuel management, turbocharging, etc.. Old habits die hard.

Birds are pecking apart Australia's national broadband network

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Re: Every living thing in Australia is deadly dangerous

Does this include the humans?

Beware Paris Hilton's investment advice, SEC tells investors

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Paris Hilton

Let's be serious for a moment.... Ok, enough of that... financial advice from Paris Hilton.. what's next, some real estate mogul and reality TV star being elected President? Oh wait....