* Posts by Mark 85

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Capita contract probed after thousands of clinical letters stuffed in a drawer somewhere

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Re: Some Sympathy here

It's the collision of two bureaucracies and that never ends well. Each assumes the other is dealing with an issue when neither aren't. Those employed by them, don't dare open their mouth to question anything. And so it goes...

Amazon manages to find a mere sliver of profit – just $2bn – out of $61bn in end-of-year sales

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The problem using Walmart as an example is that Walmart is running scared. They're losing business to Amazon and closing stores already. They're getting lean and mean by reducing employee counts, employee benefits, etc. OTOH, Walmart has increased it's online presence and also their stocks of goods using other suppliers.

As for Target, we'll see. They're a bit of wild card but have closed stores.

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Why do I have this feeling that once Amazon drives most brick and mortar stores out of business that they're prices on everything will skyrocket? Is this why the share price is up where it is? High expectations that at some point, there will be more money coming in and actually more profit? And so more money for the investors?

As for their labor costs, they seem to be doing a Wal-Mart and what some other companies are doing: pay low wages, keep the employees under 40 hours a week so no benefits, etc.

Nork hackers exploit Flash bug to pwn South Koreans. And Adobe will deal with it next week

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There might just be a bit. I think it's the one that some sites use that still ask you download it and then when you get the Flash part, it asks (well actually you need to uncheck the box) to install McAfee or some other bit of nonsense.

Ignore that FBI. We're the real FBI, says the FBI that's totally the FBI

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Re: Ignore them.

Exactly. For some reason, many email clients and almost all on-line email services started to hide the header. Reading headers has become a lost art form.

Dinosaurs gathered at NASA Goddard site for fatal feeding frenzy

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Re: My eyes are the age of that slab...

...where kiddies can ride dinosaurs just like Jesus did.

I have a mental image of Jesus jumping onto a dinosaur like the Lone Ranger did on Silver and shouting as he rides off: "Hi Ho Saurus, and away!!!!".

Facebook users are Zucking off, but that's what Zuck wants

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Re: What's your angle, bitch?

At some point, he'll probably (hopefully?) pull a Tom of MySpace and sell the place off to the highest bidder but not until he sorts out falling numbers of the product and his ego gets subverted to the reality of the value* of FB.

*This is more than money or ads as Zuck sees himself as a visionary and a bit of an idealist. He might be or he might just be the ultimate con artist. Time will tell.

Anti-missile missile misses again, US military mum on meaning of mess

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Re: Whatever happened

If they miss, say goodbye to whatever was under the missile. Japan? Hawaii? Small places relatively, but Murphy's Law will triumph.

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Re: Kim Jong-un

These two are beginning to remind me of two grade school (not sure of the GB equivalent) lads shouting taunts and waving their willies at each other across the school playground. The scary part is that school kids don't normally have nukes, only rocks, mudballs and the like.

AT&T's financial figures reveal 19 BEEELLLION reasons why it lobbied hard for US tax cuts

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AT&T spent $1bn of this giving 200,000 staff a $1,000 bonus and improved healthcare, is spending another billion to boost capital expenditures, and the rest looks like it is going to shareholders and the company cash stockpile.

So lower prices for AT&T products/services to customers aren't in the cards and only more money for the stockholders. One would think that if they cut their prices to reflect the tax rate drop they might pick up more customers and thus grow some more business, or spend some of those remaining billions (not just one billion more) to speed the system upgrades. But then again, the stockholders only look at things one quarter at a time.

New click-to-hack tool: One script to exploit them all and in the darkness TCP bind them

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A quick Google and Bob's your uncle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shodan_(website)

Eggheads: Cities, don't woo rich Amazon with sweetheart HQ deals

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Re: It's the jobs

Yes, it will cost the city and county, but if they do not pass a significant amount to their citizens via taxes, it might be worth doing.

It's a gamble and those entities have several things being dangled in their faces.... for example "up to 50,000 jobs" so unemployment might/will drop and there is employee taxes, spending, etc. to happen. We won't get into if Amazon actually will pay a living wage those "up to 50,000". So, there's also "votes" for those city and state "fathers" who are bringing this prosperity to the populous.

But they won't talk about things like more traffic congestion, etc., only the benefits. Yes, it can be a good thing for a city/county/state. It can also be a hidden time bomb that will come back to bit them later.

Everyone wants a miracle, two chickens in every pot, etc.... Not everyone (most?) will only get maybe half a chicken....

Good news, everyone: Ransomware declining. Bad news: Miscreants are turning to crypto-mining on infected PCs

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If I'm reading this correctly, there's no app/script available to scan for these by non-corporate types? I'm thinking there should be some way to detect and shut these miners down on non-willing participants equipment.

So you accidentally told a million people they are going to die: What next? Your essential guide...

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Re: Management Mantra

Employee 1 now has a new career path... he/she will be the "government" or "corporate" scapegoat. For a nice fee, he/she will willingly take the blame for any screw up.

Windows Defender will strap pushy scareware to its ass-kicker machine

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Doubtful as I'm sure that the "upgrade" would have been a special exception.

FBI slams secret Nunes memo alleging Feds spied on Team Trump for political reasons

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I'm thinking Machiavelli would be proud of the US government right now. All sorts of plots, sub-plots, and assorted shenanigans going on from all sides. Popcorn anyone?

On yer bike! Boffins teach AI drone to fly itself using cams on bicycles, self-driving car

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Re: Double Pah

Sort of like trolley buses then? If you don't live on the main route where the cables are, your package may never get to you.

FYI: That Hawaii missile alert was no UI blunder. Someone really thought the islands were toast

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Re: I may be weird, but...

I'll use the old saying from the military and it pretty much fits a lot of these types of things: "Even with all the training, after the first 30 seconds in contact with the enemy, all bets are off." Practice and training only gets you so far. So yes, a real emergency will test and prove everything.

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Re: I may be weird, but...

Various militaries use the "This is NOT a drill" when the real crap hits the rotating air movement device. They recognize the problem and it's a real one. Complacency sets in with "alerts" even fake ones. Better to just use a test message like "this is a test of the emergency system..." and not much more. Save the flashing lights, ah-oga horns, etc. for the real thing.

Terror law expert to UK.gov: Why backdoors when there's so much other data to slurp?

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A person of reason, he is.

And he'll be promptly ignored by the shouty power hungry. Pity there's not more like him in both the UK and the US during this race to the bottom. It's a cliché but 1984 is NOT an instruction manual even though that seems to be the reference manual being used by the 5 Eyes.

Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

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Re: From her mouth to God's ear

Maybe the name is wrongly applied? I'm an "emotional support human" for our Yorkie.

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Go back in time the infamous "Cannonball Run"....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonball_Baker_Sea-To-Shining-Sea_Memorial_Trophy_Dash

In America, tech support conmen get a mild slap. In Blighty, scammers get the book thrown at them

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Re: Too mild in both cases

To use the old cowboy movie cliché: "Hangin' is too good for them.". So perhaps drawing and quartering with their skulls stuck on a post outside the courthouse?

I'll torpedo Tor weirdos, US AG storms: Feds have 'already infiltrated' darknet drug souks

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""...and ultimately that will help us reduce addiction and overdoses across the nation.”

Err..no, it won't reduce addiction or overdoses. All it will do is raise the price of the street drugs and in turn create a few gang wars among those who can control the supply. Get the addicts clean if you can, or (this will sound cold but I've known a few addicts) let them die. That is the only solution, preferably help them get clean would be the choice.

F-35 flight tests are being delayed by onboard software snafus

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Re: Moving Goalposts

You're right. It's called "gold plating". Some whiz looking for a promotion will request some "added" and the brass will love the idea. Result: everyone gets a promotion but the poor guys at the coalface. Schedules go long, problems occur and need to be solved. Mucho money changes hands and guys at the top of supplier/manufacturer food chain all get to buy new Ferraris next week. And so it goes....

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Re: I can understand....

However, the thing that really puzzles me is why is it written in C++? This is a genuine question: I thought all US Milspec software had to be written in Ada.

I'd bet dollars to donuts it's because certain (ok... most) subcontractors and possibly even prime contractors haven't learned Ada. If the contractor comes from one country I can think of, if it's not Visual Basic, they can't work as they don't know any other language.

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Re: Bombs away

Close air support and the USAF are mutually exclusive terms (except for the Warthog which the AF brass never, ever wanted to have anyway). Their idea of close air support is a bomber, dropping it's load some distance from where the battle is raging. The upper crust would prefer they got to play with bombers and ICBM's rather than close air support. Not too many of the top brass have "fighter pilot" on their resume.

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Re: Colour me surprised

This even happens with hardware and goes back before that. "Take that tank out and test it but don't run into any trees." Guess what, the military test drivers drove it into trees to see what would happen.

Tsk-tsk, fat cat Softcat: Milk-slurping reseller taken to court

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Maybe they saw the word "milk" and decided not to read the story. Milk might be contagious you know.

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At least it wasn't an udder failure.

Twilight of the idols: The only philosophy HPE and IBM do these days is with an axe

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Some companies like Apple reward executives based on their ability to increase revenues and profitability. Not so IBM or HPE.

There it is in a nutshell. If you care more about "shareholder value" than your customers, they will go somewhere else. I was taught the first thing any company should embrace is "income, sales, and service" to be viable. These two turds (and others) are more about the board and shareholders than about their products and services. They deserve to die off.

The Zuck promises to give you more local news – and so save the world

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Re: wtf?

Nope... it's call "mission creep". FB was, originally as I recall, just a place to connect with friends. They didn't do news, weather, sports, etc. as other sites (and hardcopies) did that. Now FB needs to zuck up all that it can, pasteurize it, and spoon feed it to the masses who would rather spend their time looking at cat vids, gossip from the neighbors and family and get their news from TV. That is, if they even care about finding what's happening in the world.

Thar she blows: Strava heat map shows folk on shipwreck packed with 1,500 tonnes of bombs

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Re: Didn't anybody walk out the outline of a huge... ?

That could be fun. Map out some obscene words. Once it gets attention, sell your efforts for advertising. Say something like "Buy IBM!".

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Re: How accurate are these things?

Good question.. would it be "all" or just a few that are off? I had a Garmon (I think it was) GPS unit early on and it was off about 500 yards. A friend who had the same model was spot on.

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Re: Water movement?

Well, most of those fuses have a safety pin that has to be pulled (or rusted away) which leads to the fuses themselves having rusted cases and parts so probable that the activating mechanism is rusted into place or has pretty much disintegrated since I doubt they used non-ferrous metals or stainless steel.

Crooks make US ATMs spew million-plus bucks in 'jackpotting' hacks

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Re: Physical Access

You're thinking of the ones inside the store's walls with just the front of the machine available. It's the front they go through which most of the time isn't inside the store. There really isn't any "armor" on these things.

I've also seen more than a few machines that stand alone out by the parking lot or bank drive through. On those, I recall that a couple of guys were using a wrecker to pick up the machine and drive off with it.

Timeout everyone. Y'all know that Musk's $500 'flamethrower' is literally a Boring blowtorch?

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Rats. Too late for this to be a Christmas present to myself. Maybe for my birthday.

HP coughs up $6.5m to make dodgy laptop display lawsuit go away

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Re: Ugh, Lawyers fees

Right... the real winners are the attorneys and the original plaintiffs (not as much as the attorneys though). Still, that's a nice chunk of change for everyone else.

'Bitcoin heist' shock: Cops seek 4 for aggravated burglary in Midsomer Murders town

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Re: How about 'explosive'?

Explosive works when the value is going up like it has been lately. Going down, I think "implode" would be appropriate. "Falling" is what the traders will do from tall buildings when it implodes.

Zombie … in SPAAACE: Amateur gets chatty with 'dead' satellite

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Coat

Re: Mr. Tilly has a pretty cool hobby...

Put it on the roof and she'll never notice it. Most wives are too busy looking at the flowers and for weeds so they're never focused on the roof. I'll get my coat and make ready the ladder.

You publish 20,000 clean patches, but one goes wrong and you're a PC-crippler forever

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Re: This is the last straw

Errr,,,, yeah. quality. We've heard of it and testing costs a lots of money that could be better spent on bonuses. Or something along those lines.

All your base are belong to us: Strava exercise app maps military sites, reveals where spies jog

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Facepalm

see icon..... pretty much sums it all up.

User stepped on mouse, complained pedal wasn’t making PC go faster

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Mushroom

There's a lot to be said for letting people learn through their mistakes.

The exception to that is if you work in ordnance disposal.

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Re: Reminds me of a story

Ive noticed something with my kids and their friends.. they dont "click". They "tap".

My late FIL, said it was "poke" as in "should I poke that icon?".

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@boltar -- Re: Reminds me of a story

I don't buy this whole pensioners don't have the experience line. Its basic hand-eye co-ordination.

Your choice to believe or not. The problem is "it's technology" that they don't understand. A car, they're used to. A computer, not so much? My late FIL was scared to death at first of breaking it or messing it up beyond all repair. My mother embraced the computer after some lessons and learning some new eye/hand coordination and was soon scouring the net for things she was interested in. My father.... won't touch the thing.

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Re: Reminds me of a story

Back in the day if you bought a Windows computer there'd have been a big manual explaining this stuff. Nowadays it's just assumed the user will have used something similar before or will have seen it being used.

Now, if you get anything at all, it's a CD and I've heard of new users putting it in the DVD player.....

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@John Brown (no body) -- Re: Reminds me of a story

Where I worked also found that if the "new hire" user wasn't proficient in the basics, they put them in a "beginner" class for one day. It went over the basics in simple terms and had lots of hands on and humor. The humor did seem to take the pressure off. The one thing they found really worked was some games.. like "tic-tac-toe" and minesweeper. Yes, repetitive training of muscles and eye-hand. By the end of the day, almost all (there's always the one or two though) they were pretty much ready to begin training on the PC's and systems we used.

Google slaps mute button on stupid ads that nag you to buy stuff you just looked at

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A "mute" button... how quaint...

I'll see your "mute button" and raise you... no speakers on my PC and a headset that's seldom plugged in. As for the ad... Adblocker, Noscript, and a hefty HOSTS file of banished sites. Peace and quiet here.

Acronis: Ransomware protection! Get yer free ransomware protection!

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To quote an old saying: "Don't ask. You really don't want to know.". I shudder at what might be under development by the blackhats.

If you've ever wondered whether the FCC boss is a Big Cable stooge – well, wonder no more

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Devil

Re: new swamp

No blackjack or hookers though, he's already proved he can't run a casino successfully

Maybe not blackjack, but if the press is to be believed (questionable any more) then hookers will still be there.