* Posts by Mark 85

12882 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Secret weekend office bonk came within inch of killing sysadmin

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Re: It's actually not _that_ dangerous

So the equivalent Stateside would be the "Blood Runs Red on the Highways" driver education films?

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Re: Aircon Leaks

On Topic, I don't understand why anyone would have a AirCon Unit that drains into a Container when there are quite expensive racks of kit around !!!

Surely, it is worth the cost to 'plumb in' a proper drainage pipe to avoid the potential for flood.

I've seen the "drain" get plugged and building maintenance in all their glory can't find the plunger, a long length of wire, etc. to clean it with. So they call a "professional" who can't be there for week or two...

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@Chris King -- Re: Aircon Leaks

For some reason, the old Rocky & Bullwinkle comes to mind: "Bail! Bail! Bail!".

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

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That's evil and it sounds like a like delight but I wouldn't want to go jail to get one.

Ruskie boffins blasted for using nuke bomb lab's supercomputer to mine crypto-rubles

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A criminal investigation is underway, and the brainiacs are unlikely to keep their jobs, we reckon.

I'm sure that their job is the least of their worries at this point.

BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

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"And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha, ho-ho, hee-hee..To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, ha-ha, ho-ho, hee-hee.."

No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs

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Maybe whip them until frothy?

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Obviously, the yolk is on us.

Uber and Waymo sitting in a tree, S-E-T-T-L-I-N-G

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Re: Aw

What am I going to do with all this popcorn now?

Hang on to it as you'll probably need it for the next lawsuit/IT drama/etc.

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Settlement?

What, did Google get access to all of Uber's trips so they can advertise to Uber customers? Just seems a bit strange unless there's a lot of corporate secrets neither side wants revealed.

US Senate mulls giving Huawei and ZTE the Kaspersky treatment

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No worries...the good Senators did their job and will tout it loudly come election season. Meanwhile back a the range, funds for replacing the infrastructure will be limited* and given that nothing ever happens "fast" (for some value of 'fast') in government due to procurement regulation and processes, etc.. The affected agencies will have more pressing matters than replacing the IT equipment.

Which then begs a question.. how much equipment could be bought and replaced by the cost of a large military parade in DC?

Tech giants' payouts go to everyone but affected citizens. US Supremes now urged to sort it out

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Re: Wrong penalty

The problem, as such, is that corporations rule and government does their bidding. To some extent, since most of those elected to Congress are lawyers, another special interest group is being pandered to. Yes, the penalties are way to too low for the mega-corps but the mega-corps write the rules and sway things just because they have the financial clout. For a company like Google, their settlement was pocket change found under the chairs of the exec boardroom. It's probably the same situation with other mega-corps.

One can almost guarantee how this will go depending on the make up of the Supreme Court if they chose to hear it. It's politics (and the corporate masters) all the way the to bottom.

Yeah... I'm not happy with the state of America at this point. I'm seeing too much power being given to the greedy wealthy because they own politicians.

Now that's taking the p... Sewage plant 'hacked' to craft crypto-coins

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Re: Let me just say

Lazy and cheap from what I see. Costs money and too much time to do things properly. That and many SCADA sytems could be considered legacy types that were built back when the "net" was a fun place and not a threat. The owners haven't wanted to cut profits by upgrading and redesigning their control systems to meet the threats.

Intel adopts Orwellian irony with call for fast Meltdown-Spectre action after slow patch delivery

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Re: How about delivering a working patch first

Go a step further... instead of "naming" the processer, tell us what we will find on the "label". My Gateway says "Intel inside".. a quick check tells me it's an i3... How does this relate to the average person knowing WTF a Skylake is? Same for the Dells and Acers we have. I have yet to see anything that correlates what they call it and what's on the boxen.

And then there's the problem of getting the info and patches out to Joe-Average User who hasn't a clue but knows that Winders does updates without him/her doing anything.

Truly a fluster-cluck.

UK worker who sold customers' data to nuisance callers must cough up £1k

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Meanigless boilerplate from the prosecutor.

"The consequences can be severe," he said. "Not only can it lead to a day in court and the attendant media coverage, but it can cost a person their job and can damage their future career prospects."

"Severe"? Really? From where I sit, he got a slap on the wrist and basically told "bad boy, don't do that."

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

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And if Musk should die? Then no one will ever be sure if that teapot is there or not, or... both.

So it's Schrodinger's Cat and Musk's Teapot?

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Re: Hey Mac, you can't park that there!

Is the driver licensed? Imagine the fine for going several thousands of km/h over the speed limit.

Where this is going...a) there are no roads and b) the only speed limit is the speed of light. Now where did I park the DeLorean?

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Re: probably the *real* achievements are not so obvious.

I guess we need a bigger barge.

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Re: Academics

The car gives nobody anything by way of science or inspiration.

So how much is a good chuckle worth? In today's world, I think it's priceless. Not everything needs to be "science" or "inspirational" IMHO.

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Re: Great Headline, Register

Nah...no downvotes (I would hope) from those of us who appreciated 'Space Opera" as a sub-genre. I've enjoyed my share but the SW book was a bit... hmm.... bad even by space opera standards.

What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

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Re: I'm Impressed!

This roadster is going over 54 million km on a single charge.

And setting some speed records for cars also. Not sure if they'll actually be accepted by the major speed organizations for the record books, but they should be, IMO.

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Re: I think we just came up with a new kids show...

I thought it was "Pigs in Spaccccccceeeeeeee" on the Muppet Show.

Just checked... yep.. "pigs"

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The problem in space is that the paint lines keep disappearing.

Unlucky 13 collared by cops hunting cyber-crew who stole up to $2.2bn

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So theres 2 thirds of the leadership left plus the 11,000 members. I think we need a bigger jail.

Your day's going crap? Let's rap. Snapchat self-splat chat app chaps zap $350m, Wall St saps clap

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Re: Buy Bitcoin / Buy Snapchat

I guess if I was a venture capitalist and had stock in Snapchat, I'd be jumping up and down and screaming "buy it...buy it now... it's a great price!!!" also. If lucky, I'd make a small profit, if unlucky, I'd cut my losses.

Seems the VC's use a different set of rules and verbiage than the us mere workerbees.

I see you're writing a résumé?!.. LinkedIn parked in MS Word

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Personally, I find this rather creepy. Even creepier than Clippy. What's next? If I do a resume, will their next step be to automatically send it off to everyone INCLUDING my current employer?

Austrian privacy chief handed leash to EU's data protection beast

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I would think that the UK will play by the rules of EU if they want to do business with the EU. A mild or harsh (depending on point of view) variation of the old "the customer is always right".

This sort of thing happens with any cross-country business. Do business in China, you follow both the rules at home and in China.

Edit:

Phil O'Sophical's take on this is probably spot on.

Bzzzt! If you're in one of these four British cities, that was a drone

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Am I the only one wondering how these are going to be used for deliveries with current drone flight times of 30 minutes and 1.5 miles?

It's still tech in search of a use. Those you mentioned are the small hobby drones. For delivery, something bigger is needed. It might just be to that a delivery truck with say 10 drones, goes to a set point and starts launching and recovery operations. When all the parcels in the truck have been dispatched, the truck goes either to a new waypoint or returns to the depot to be reloaded for the next waypoint.

This is definitely a "pie in the sky" thing right now with lots more work and thinking needed. So far, the only thinking has been from some who think "profit".

Uber: Ah yeah, we pay women drivers less than men. We can explain!

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All of this combines to factors which if you want true equity between the genders, meaning women need to get paid more per trip.

Not buying this. As they are paid by the trip, then the pay is equal.

Web analytics outfit Mixpanel slurped surfers' passwords

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'Days since last big breach' counter to Zero

You mean the counter has something other than a zero on it? Who knew?

Can't wait to get to Mars on a SpaceX ship? It's a cold, dead rock – boffins

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So not life as we know it then. Seems I've heard that before. The boffins paint a nasty picture and just killed a thousand dreams. I wish they were wrong but my gut tells me they're right.

NASA's zombie IMAGE satellite is powered up and working quite nicely

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Re: Flat Earth Heretic

Who said anything about windows? Open "air" with no glass, no screens, nothing to get in the way of them seeing. The only problem is that oxygen will get out. Maybe that's not a problem in reality?

A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines

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Re: "raise property taxes slightly"

No sir.. not trolling. The I-5 corridor has two areas that I know of and there's another one on Highway 1, the coast highway. Might be more on the coast though since it's a heavy tourist route. The speed limit on I-5 is nominally 65 mph and being rural, it's mostly ignored by most folks who will run at 9 mph or so over the limit. Where these "traps" are, is at the extreme edge of the city (small town actually) limit. The cops lie in wait at that borderline. One of the cities does drop it's speed limit to 50 mph and just after (maybe a few yards) there will be a radar car sitting in the bushes.

The difference is with other towns, they usually have a "50 mph ahead" sign on the highway to notify the drivers of a speed limit change.

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Re: Speeding cars don't cause accidents

I don't always see that as road rage. I see that as someone doing 60,70 or more on the highway legally and overtaking someone doing 35. Been there, done that and needed a change of underwear after some quick steering and braking to avoid ramming grampa's old Ford.

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Re: A novel suggestion

OTOH, there's a stretch of Interstate in Idaho where the limit is 80 mph, and places in Montana where there's no limit.

I thought Montana has the "safe and reasonable" speed limit. Nevada and some other states used to have until the feds decided to cut highway money if they didn't conform back when the oil crisis was hitting hard. The feds finally backed off that a few years ago but some of the states didn't go back to old speed limit. Now, there is a catch on "safe and reasonable"... if the cop doesn't think you're being "safe and reasonable" it becomes a tough ticket to fight. For example, what's a safe speed during a blizzard with whiteout conditions? Heavy rain?

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Re: "raise property taxes slightly"

Is the problem elected Sheriffs?

I think the problem is "revenue". I can't think of any place in the US (and I'm probably wrong) where the sheriff isn't elected. But without raising taxes, some cities opt for the traffic violators to make up the shortfall in cash. Here in Oregon, there's 3 towns I can think of off the top of my head that when you hit the "city limit" sign, you best be doing the posted speed limit. And if you're driving a semi-trailer rig, the fine is even higher.

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Payback time... how?

How to pay?? Good question. To raise taxes penalizes the very people who paid the fines and put up with this. These things usually don't get voted on, so I'm thinking the city fathers should dig deep into their pockets. But...Optotraffic shouldn't be let off the hook either.

There's too many cities and towns pull this same stunt with having a 3rd party doing the ticketing, etc. and I doubt if any of the employees of said company are "law enforcement employees" of the city/town.

T-Mobile US let hackers nick my phone number, drain my crypto-wallets, cries man who lost $20k

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Cell Phone != secure

There's the problem with this... someone thinks a cell phone is a secure device. If it had been stolen he'd still be up the same creek without an oar. Using it in certain hotspots means that someone is probably listening in and capturing your data going out over the airwaves. Cell phone and security aren't synonymous.

I almost hope there's one or two IT people on the jury to explain it to the others.

South Wales cops crow about facial recognition arrests on social media

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@Prst. V.Jeltz

A little common sense isn't too much to ask surely?

This has been said by many people: "Common sense isn't common", Seems to be pretty true.

‘I crashed a rack full of servers with my butt’

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A sign with "Save early, save often" should have been hung on his monitor. We actually had some printed up on card stock and hung on the developers/programmers monitors.

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

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Re: onefang

Why the huge resistance to learning to cook in this forum, anyway? My mind absolutely boggles.

It must be a bunch of newbies who never read Lester's creations which usually were pretty darn good. Damn I miss the Post Pub Nosh....

Exoplanets from another galaxy spotted – take that, Kepler fatigue!

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So if we can see them, they can see us. Be back, gotta' close the window blinds.

Web searching died the day they invented SEO

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Re: Actually, NASA has the code.

Since it's been a "dead bird' I would expect that all the project management and team have been scattered to the far winds. Probably harder to do than Jake and Elwood getting the band back together... but possible.

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Re: I think you forgot one

What Google really should do...but won't even think about it, is give us a "disable SEO" button.

Epic spacewalk, epic FAIL: Cosmonauts point new antenna in the wrong direction

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Murphy's Law strikes again....

See title. I think almost everyone has been hit by this at one time or another but maybe not as spectacularly.

Nunes FBI memo: Yep, it's every bit as terrible as you imagined

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Re: How to get rid of fleas on your dog

And, from (y)our vantage point, how do you distinguish smoke from fog?

True, it could be either/or and even both. Thus, it needs to be investigated. I think the most FBI types are open-minded and impartial professionally. Person opinions may cloud things, but with a number of eyes, both side will counter each others pre-conceptions and reveal the truth. We're still a long way from knowing the truth at this time.

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Re: How to get rid of fleas on your dog

The real answer is that you let the investigation run it's course. If all is legal and proper, no problem. If wrongdoing is found, deal with it and pay the consequences. There's an old saying "where there's smoke, there's fire" and there's been an unbelievable amount of smoke over this issue.

Disengage, disengage! Cali DMV reports show how often human drivers override robot cars

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I'm wondering more how these cars would fare in say, New York City or even Los Angeles. My suspicion is that around Silly Valley, the traffic is pretty decent and well-mannered compared to those two places.

Disclaimer: I've driven in both those cities but haven't had the pleasure yet of visiting Silly Valley.

Capita contract probed after thousands of clinical letters stuffed in a drawer somewhere

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Re: Some Sympathy here

It's the collision of two bureaucracies and that never ends well. Each assumes the other is dealing with an issue when neither aren't. Those employed by them, don't dare open their mouth to question anything. And so it goes...

Amazon manages to find a mere sliver of profit – just $2bn – out of $61bn in end-of-year sales

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The problem using Walmart as an example is that Walmart is running scared. They're losing business to Amazon and closing stores already. They're getting lean and mean by reducing employee counts, employee benefits, etc. OTOH, Walmart has increased it's online presence and also their stocks of goods using other suppliers.

As for Target, we'll see. They're a bit of wild card but have closed stores.